(' c si. TiieStandard is Only One Dollar Per Year. Largest Circulation "of AnyPaper in this Section. 'ai"'' ang tag Mtmn i l i TXtyxrxLix:t.z. ' .ts-oi. rr- t -1 i it ii nmi i iiiubmi mumi. i iimi miimum ,. - . . -... t wm aaau-s I M II i I 'i "Tail it'TfT I M if Till- STANDARD. THE STANDARD. f U N T' ri ti nn a C'-TIUS 1-1 -AG KM HAS A r.u;i;i:u iucrLvno.v at KVKUY POS'I'OFFU'K IN' THE cor xt v, s. v nx k, ' than any o niKi: i'Ari:n. n r w.itki: t' u s: i: r.s wim i ONLY TWICE AS MUCH HEAD IX (f AlATTEll AS ANY PAPER EVER Oil XOW PUB LISHED IN T II E U O U X T Y . fcar TICKLE US WITH $1. VOL. V. NO. 10. CONCOliD, N. C, TIIU11SDAY, MA11CH 17, WHOLE NO. 217. 8 KTJ A Oil 11 JLXl U T L IB mii: ;ivj:s a imi.i i: of m: "s I "i ? .M hHHI A l l.S ii! vri:i:is.i r.iovnn IIOMI llOl.Ol lt. Tin- Stisn.iii V:t-s Sinirp mil Tlircalcii- l ('(iiiic to Itlowv. Mi;. KniTt'!!: I have been away on a little visit to one of my married children for over ;t week ami the first thini; one of my neighbors showed me when I pot back was a Mand.trd with aiioth' r attack ou me by "S," whohisbtvn in iking attacks on me ever since I gave my views on the e-ehuol tpnstion which 1 only did on the request of many friends and which I thought was due to all par ties, little thinking I should become the object of continual attacks by enemies of the public schools through tin 'r agent "S." seems to think he is some gve it o:i'' for h- starts oil' by calling himself -A Hard Old Fighter" and sas I have waked the wrong passen ger he:i I answered ills ariiele. He a!s sas he has buried me under an avalanche of wrrusm. Now Mr. Editor. I do net rue-i'i to blame US" for thinking so mue.i of himself and his wonderful -turs for we are tanglr in th. Scriptures that ''the little which the poor man hath is Lis all and h-- lvjoieeth greatly there in," and all that ' seems to have in the nay of knowl.-dge is his con ceit and I no; :d;-.me him for "re-joi'-irg i"i atl v t !.. ; in." Tin- idt a v.hiiii he favors of making children pay a line for not coming to school in time and so help tc pay the expenses of the school sh.'ws where st-iinis on the school question a: d you miy rest assure I that if he h.'.u h;s way his taxes, would not help to educate poor people's children. Xo one but an enemy of the puldie schools would trv to save expenses by lining poor sick children foi being tardy or ab sent. lint I am not surprised at any thing "S" doe, for the way he has dodged from one side to the other in this discussion proves him to be entirely unreliable and nothing he can say now will have any effect on the mind of the intelligent public. I will adl but one more thought, and will then leave to the judg ment of the public, lie winds up his article with what he thought wa3 a very sarcastic postscript, '-Seed oats are in demand,' but I have so far been unable to see the point my self and haven't f.-und anybody that can see it. Perhaps it requires a sarcastic rerdu- like "S"' to see it. A.v Old Subscriber. THF.Y -MKT. I SoliK" I - llllir wn Kais'l IPl-- i:ats !iiilol tu I ho lt'iiilicaii t ll V'll 1 1 a II . On Thursday, the preliminary convention of the County liepubli cana, was held in the court house. In tome respects the meeting was 'hot. A we're Ii publican, of Charlotte, .app 'ire ! iud given th- privilege of .making rome remarks at oi:ce raised 3 en ; feeling in one of the leaders Jt is cl, limed, so the chairman tells me th it there are two factions known as the Eaves' and Mott.v par ties' The Charlotte IP-puMicm is a follower of Dr. Mott. This caused revenue officer Henderson,! bright and sharp colored man, who believes in Eaves, to go for the Charlotte man with a int. The local politician c-rried the day. I L Montgomery was elected char. -nan of the County Executive .committee and 0 W li'ger, Secty. J I foi: S'a Ha Montgomery and V E Ileiider- !! were appoiu'e l delegates to the a'e Convention which meets in neigh, (-11 April 11. There were only three white deles rate in the convention, winch was largely attended by representative colon d me'ii of the county. Harrison's administration was en dorsed amid enthusiasm. asiinlle Spring I'ootrj . Tis now the busy farmer, En-ly blows his horn, And scatters in the furrow, The little grains of corn. Coscoi;i Standakd. ' m.w tli; prudent housewife, l;ega;d!es of the dew To s ive her choice flovver3 Cues out the hens to "s lho o !" Nex t ! 0 reensboro Kecord. 'Tis now the fancy maiden, Thoughtless of the times To purcha.se new Spring bonnets Expends our hard earned dimes. Come again ! The' is uo danger of forgetting i railroad election. We all want tl Tin: (ii:iii!irii: soi.dhk. Ir. Itny'N AIlr's nf I lie War Courrrt I ! v M-lil. Mr. President, ladies and gentle men : Our coming together at this evening hour is, itself, a fond me morial of cherished recollections. The changes wrought upon our native land in the years of war are visible in all the walks of life. The unbidden tear still fails from the cheeks of the aged mourner. The decayed branches of the wil low, without bud or bloom, still hang in the hall ways of our souths eru homes withered momeutoes of departed hope. The rusty old sword hangs in the dingy scabbard upon the wall, but the invisible tooth of the moth has eaten away the cherished and ven erated gray blanket. The saddle and spurs, with the! speeds of the brave warrior, have! gone to dust and deca. j Th mother who bore him, and; the wife, who loved him, rest in the! , i siience of the grave. j And the wooden slab placed at , his tomb, by their devotion, rwenfy- j five years ago. Inn long since fallen a wreck to the touch of time. .Names and dates are invisible now ; and the last trace of personal hh-nti- ty ha- forever disappeared. j Tli-.- Hag which h- loved and f.d- ! lOW.-ll TO.- II 1 r 11 !.!.- V.-'lO'.' f 10'e he bled and died, is ed, is k.-Mt :m a .-ad lnemorial of hi death and defe :. His riile and musket have fallen into the bands of las idoi-ion? rival; and hi-children are left with, naught but the memory of hi- d ed aud tjie rich heritage of ids un marked grave. 1-Vw indeed are the remaining relics to remind us of his valor. J lis ancestry are dead, his prop erty was swept away, his children ate allied with a later generation a generation which knew no war. And now, sir, almost the last fond relic which is left us, is the silent grave which entombs him, and ut ter forgetf ullness threatens that holy avoid such a calamity as this, and to aid in the erection of a mon ument to his memory, is the object of our meeting tonight. Our wives, our mothers, and our sisters have thrown themselves into the arena, and by their prayers and tears, they declare that his fame shali never die. The first question which suggests itself, is, why do we wish to perpet uate Hie. memory of the Confederate soldier? Why not let his name perish? To answer these questions in a few brief sentences, is the duty now imposed upon me. To remove all evidence of south ern chivalry, first and last, from the annals of American history, would leave us without the heritage of many noble and cherished names. lb.it patriotism, is said to be the only just ground upon which to commemorate the soldier's deeds. Tee patriotism of the soldier is not always to be determined by the wisdom of his policy, the size of his army and th? wealth of his fol'o.vi rs. Uisniark said " Patriotism is love of home, love of law and love for liberty." Ca'sar said "The highest testi monial of patriotism is a chivalrous stroke to be free." And we hold sir, that the Confed erate soldier was the living exponent of all these cherished principles. His was a defensive warfare. He fought for neither lust nor empire then let the rose and the myrtle bloom on his grave. He did riot waste his life on fame's empty altar. nor make a fruitless libation of himself to the god of war. He first sought redress for wrongs in legislation, and when this failed, he returned to his home, to pursue the arts of peace beneath the vine and fig tree of his own native land. And he never appealed to the sword, until an hostile army had de termined to invade his native land. This was his last protest against wrong, apd his first apology for war. I shall not pause here to discuss his rights, or his wrongs, whether real or imaginary. I shall not pause to exhonerate him from all blame. But sir, I do ause to assert, and in the name of the richest blood that ever stained devotion's altar, and over the neglected tombs the hollow skulls and benes of our chivalrous dead, that, if love for country, love for law and love of liberty are the signs of patriotism, then sir, the patriotism of the Con federate soldier ha3 never been sur passed in the history of time. We have no quarrel with the federal government, because she has not. seen Ih to erect, a monument to the memory of ten- fallen heroes; and we are not jea'ov.s because our living comrade--! receive no pensions from air national coffers. They need no such aid, they claim no such recognition ! No mercenary motive led him to appeal to arms in the days of war, and no mercinary n-.oiive should, ever dim the fame of valor, bv an appeal to his victor for aid, in times oi peace. For he was no hireliac. who made war his trade, and pillage his I vocation. He made no bargtin wiih the state for bounty, and fought and ; itid witlirv li,. )' 'Ut.-o lit u',:?1 for pensiim. lie needs ro p.-r.-'o: no ivi!;.:: : - t !!, :' :r 11 I r' ry. j nee I to :d.s, :.--r to f- get --ry : t. chiva'ry. nor !..'.. a to .-it-.; the of Ins iieroi.-m. Historians tell of L-ecid.s a? his Spartan baud-: poets sing if j f.reeee and rev. Hannibal an. i Scipio were the wonders of that age. 1'ompey and Ca-sar w-.re Demigods in their generation. Later periods have immortal;, d the Briton and Scot. The f urines Frank and the and song. But Mr. IV. .-id t. :t v. as r-.serv- ed for AuK-ric-.:: .-vi. ! ccom,- M-j theatre, and Ai.e iic pi c.a :a:: and soldiers the actors, in the mo. t ; wonderful mditarv dramas in thej , t j march ot t:i;i.-. i With ait army of n'd q':it- itoo.foi icr u, composed of the ch'.valr.v o: the south, llobevt K Leo an J'' ! immortal coa-ijuto: s, 1 -.A at, tay and defeated in many pitched bats LiL-s, i i iuui i-..'.;-, .! .;. , in. i ....... i ! army compose i of :;,o.W,ouO men j fiom every nation on tin- cut!:. J Where, sir, do-s l.i.-tory record the story of su-ii 1.. i o' Tin- tact itian ' n;ee stcil.,. ihe art s j of war i.s seen in the genius of tiade.s at Marath')u, Leonid. ts at j Thermopylae, Hannibal on the Alps, Caesar at the Khinc, on. the Khone and the Bubicon. lint now he !hd i I-:-.--K--r.s nearer I'.fti:'1, :r : ' :e ' : - of ; or:. Job! ; C . v P m :;.!. : !.- e r t t ( : mil I ' o I .-oncers ; 1 in tic: iv : h d .s t;:: ): 1 '. i; sh ..! m. tri , ci W !..C"-"t te oiy 'f c ImVd a ., oi ihe I ' d !!: y ri'.o. B--t ; - p ' : ' , : . : Be if; : ; . t.e .- e. iyicd i. ..take be, f : cap broad, th d P. - . t of UVolu.'ei..s. , . 1 Me-!. tegrations of tu ..lake it if yee. can, ic.: wintirr's frosts a. d sip en; l ..r.cs riant it in ro:c :: public place, the the asser-by m y n ad t ' s t :y v his chivalry when you cud i are. KOUO. Build it in memoiyof Ids heroic i i M a . : i i ... i . . i tious of joy. Then let the orator speak of his fame from tho forum, and lot the pret tell of his deeds in. verse, ami eong. Tho dead warrior cannot speak to his faithful co nrudes and sisters, to commend them for their devotion to liia memory. Tho living must discharge that holy trust. A trust committed to Lis wife and children, on the faith of the snrrens eler.d sword, a sword which was never tarmsiu-u ay disgrace, nor rendered odious with dishonor. And now iu the name of our deael comraeles, we thank you for the pro posed monument. No puit-r cause ever claimed your devotion. Wc thank you, in the name of the unmarked Confederate graves throughout the country. We thank you, in the name of the aged mot ler, vho slid weeps in mournful sorrow over her soldier bey's j;ruve. orohnnehibkenwhos, richest her- itag.j is tho memory of his heroic u.-eds, and the quiet retreat of his du -ty bed. Yes, we than'.: you. for the pro- 1 A I' poseu monument. A r.aerea irusr, which you would consecrate fo the i!:f liv.ny of our fallen comrades. A token of love and devotion, which no na'ioned endorsement could ever supjny. It is to be the fruit of your devo tion not. to a dead cause but to the memory of our dead compan ions. I is not to be buiit by taxation, j nor by extortion or chance, but by lie wants th Toad and free ollering of devo v;, ... .,, ,i : tion to til.- mcnury i.i our cherished '- ! t a 1. :.n leo! i . , ' ! J. qc.i. v.u.i t!;e teats o their Jle 1 : 1'. S I ,. 1 ; T . , ii 1 . M;i! silt.! !file.ilfi! 'n tin lirav- t i.eir v. ivcs, siP-rs :H.d daugh- .nineiit to the i.ici.oiv o: ..: tp.. v. .;, ,; :.), p claiuj n j the 1 ;..r its eternal iri ardlans. I Then, let the :nut:um'jit b- built j Jiohi. : ' ::eT. Iiiub.1 it in the) f i c n;' (1. 1 a. ret h r:i uit'. A;e! lb, - by day, and the moon ,,,u ,,: .v,.; ,y ii--!;t, shall !:-c: Ii- i'y t'.'i I !e.:i':iii " i e'd ..virgil e.-ver t h it s-icrcd i , ; ! : e : tht ling t! wdrop- from j -eau Mia. i v. cj , uc-ii i cmiracter ju anything sue lias wnt d i ! ssings upon that holy ; tuK . I "S'.s" time Is now put in for the : -v r.s.-ur.'it that ms quiet I , . . , ,-. i,- i ! purpose ot correcting errors m tne ' I"- t " sec. 'do tribute of original :.: lin es v.biel: i wt-cd.s and; row upon hie j tear of sorrow ! :;Iit. -I: sprinkle v, reel lemo!- thy Mr that hallow the 1 i.e No. m.' and the ur.race. we call thee not bueli to i ,r:h"- w crpin Thot; an free from its carnage, di-tract- i-ai ar.-l nam. The -pirit of truth, ami ot faith is thv keepia.:. P.e.-t then, fellow comrade, till we greet thee- again. No more shall the shout of the ua'eroken eoiunin Of the foe on the field., drive thee mad -a it h its gloom, h no, fallen comrade, for truth is thy nertion. .,,.; -hrdl enshrine thee in the arms of the ;,.m:. The yen - have e.ane fa.-t -nice the circle was broken IV: t- - arm ot grim tk-ath, when the g-u'at reets .laek-on. Oh. raptures our heeler "Laomti," and his ehie,'lv his --c 1 like a ship in the storm, -on the ocean. Tlic lie:, fall-ai comrade, was ebbing and ij,t,., -, ;.-ti.;,.-drive the-bark from the reck to he haven. The haven of rest, where the faitJiful The storm has subsided, and cahn are the No.lebiis of wreck can be seen on the Tic portal i- gaitied, and the harbor is n And ;h- din of the war cry is hushed ever in, ire. On :b- :M-of Ids fame the cedar and . 'Vi;!""V Keep w.'.P-h bv ins g'rave, for life's drama '. , , And :;e, night bird shall sing from Ins ; ereh on their branches, Av.a.cn r -et memories of dear com- j ra; ! The ro gi -tie. bv his grave are the sentries) i Tl;.- ro and pa:i:-ics, with arms open -; ! Mac1 1 ;.e;i- in his fame, in his fa.mc for j Till . '.it- ' dia of war, and the clash of en', 1 And i he roar of the camion are hushed i hi '..'.'. le. j VtYih ic:nic:e-t feelings: of grateful devo , "V- :: to thy .grave with thisj token of - .: Ac: t'd . he t tribute in the name of a c.. And e thy re:.., 'til we greet thee With granite and marble, and branch of 1 he cypress, The emblems, of pence shall bhy slumbers ; nshrine, , lln "H-inento, us all we can ! oiler, ' 0h ;rave of m comrades, thu tribute I is tlnne ! r.ntl,c I1m- Itrrortl. Aslicviltc Citi::i.-!i. The verdict that acquitted Dr. Baker convicted Mrs. Gilmer of being a monumental liar, and yet this woman, whose testimony was discredited from the moment she came into the co nrt room, may have told the truth- if not the whole truth. That old saying. "A woman and L ,J))g gfa,,(1 er iu court seems once to have bee n broken. It is not impossible, however, for a woman to be a "momtiik'ii liar" and the court not ascertai n the fact. The buds are tjwellirg, thank you. to 3MKK m:s: madikk. S' living: Itip 'Mollier ot 1' Koiiio I'cr-'.iial ;al TIu VltSe Tiling l-.as 4.otlen Oil' lti Track Tin- Ik.n 4 iiil'tly I.ust in tli Miillit : of Yor!s. ?,lu' El,I'r0TJ: "An 01d Sbscri j lier" JIf!S Srteu wrathy and consid- j erably muddled, She attributes the entire heading 0f the last article to me. I would j iik(1 fil Qnw t. i,,.,. fi,.!t . ti. ,.,Vltnr isi responsible for the heading of my article, and I suppose he is, alike, responsible for the heading ot her immortal production. I am not aware that I am an enemy to pub- i lie or private schools, and have never written anything indicative of that fact. An old Subscriber ought, by all means, to review all that has been written, and then condense it and put it in the space occupied by 'Seed oats are in demand." My dear friend. I did not propose to tine children for being too latent! school, but to impose the line upon '10 parant, as it is the parent's place to have them present at the opening of each day's session. Will the. venerable ".Mother of ! please show 'S" where he has dodged j anything in this discussion ? It ; 1 would be impossible to dodge an; arg-iiuent from the ''Mother of 1 o" . ' 1 ior there has been nothing of that ; articles of "An old Subscriber." "I will add but one more thought,"' says my ( ste-nced friend. Mr. Kdi- b !', i am sorry you f..ih d to get that thong h t i :. Did vou overlook it? I woiihl like to have one- thought to d- .1 with. 1 am accused of having great, pos sessions, which consist chieily of "conceit." Will the venerable "Mother of 13" quote something that I have said that will even indicate self-laudation ? My esteemed friend seems to have nothing but a stupendous imagination to draw from, and she has a wonderful capacity in draw ing, for she can draw "seed oats" from any source. Will you, Mr. Editor, please remove that "demand for seed oats" to the other side of your paper so that the connection! will not be so close? You should not. allow such ''pci.-.-ripts" to oc- cur in your paper. j The venerable "mother of 13" lias ; , , - . , j convinced us of one fact, and one i only. She eaid in the outset of this animated discussion, that she did not often write for newspapers, and her writings have shown conclusive ly that ehe does not read them very carefully, if she reads them at all. She glances, and then jumps overall argument, and grabs at a conclusion without any premeditation or fore thought. S. The Standard calls the corres pondents oli. They have been on the issue long enough. If they can see what they have accomplished, we are glad; we arc sure no one else can. Knowing that a woman is e.vpec ed to have the last word, tiie Standard maintains its reputation for oddity by saying that the woman shall not speak last on this subject. Besides, the temper of both is be coming such that legal action might be necessary to settle what may fol low if the heated discussion goes much further. In the meantime we keep the secret": "S" shah never know- "Moth er of 3 3" or she "S." This is posis tively th last on this line Ei.j t'roti.-iM.v Soiiio One i:Im. Nerueinl Yi. telle. Yc had not been in A'.bomarie long before wc learned that Jim Cook was somewhere about here. We had the pleasure of an introduc tion to this well-known newspaper man, and found him to be, as we had always supposed, a very clever fellow. Jim remarked to us that "th -re were no flies on the Standard." There is probably some mistake about this ; we have never met the Vidette man. He mav have met our shadow, Jimmie Iloneycutf, who sometimes sings in our place and passes himself off unconsciously for us oftentimes. Jimmie is a friend of the Standard and hence his allusions to flies at this unsea sonahle time. i: iiiiiin of the Jreat Strike. London, March 11. When the night shifts left the mines in Dur ham this morning they brought their tool3 with them. This was ;lone in accordance with yesterday's decision and makes the coal strike a certainty. The latest estimafe places the number of members who will quit work tomorrow at 400,000. ' A It A I.YZ K I'.. An Aw fill Acroiiiil of'an AuTul Affair. l'eople idionld take warning and not say too many nice things about Sam Jones. There's danger in it The Cartersville Conrant-Ameri-can published the following in its last issue, from Xecoma, Kancas. This village was thrown into a state of excitement yesterday by an occurence which has no parallel in point of mystification and sensation. Yesterday morning's service in the Methodist church was largely at tended, and the pulpit was occupied by the Bev. J W "Ward, who is a great admirer of Bev. Sam Jones, the evangelist. During the course of his sermon Bev. Ward took occa sion to extol Mr. Jones in suchterm3 as to cause alarm to his members as he wrought himself up into a frenzy of excitement. He declared that it would give him the pros fou ndest pleasure to see those who are ridiculing the methods of Sam Jones consigned to a liteial hell, where they would sizzle and burn throughout eternity, and that he would rather believe that God is a lie, than Sam .Tones had not accom plished even mo-e for the good of mankind than Jesus Christ. He car-, rkd on his blasphemous manner for some time, when he brought the thing to a sudden climax by stand ing on his tip-toes, stretching his right hand toward heaven with hi3 index linger pointed into space, and with a demoniacal laugh said, veho-nic-.nly: "I declare from this pulpit to this people and all the world that Bev. Sam Jo:i(3 is pre-eminent when compared to Jesus Christ and in evidence of this belief I call upon Cod to paralyze me here and now if it is not so." Scarcely had the words died on his lips, when he became perfectly rigid and a ghastly pallor over spread his countenance, his hand remained pointing to the ceiling. Consternation which seized the audi ence i3 not within the scope of human imagination, much less within the power of human pen to describe, for there stood a man a monument of the wrath of the Al mighty, for he died to evoke a diss play of his infinite power, strong men, trembling, approached him, and when they laid hold on him they found it impossible to move him. He has been standing in the same posture since 11 o'clock yesterday (Sunday) morning until the present writing, 3:30 this (Monday) after noon. The villagers are in great fear and prayermeetings are being held in churches and residences, and those who were never known to have been on the inside of a church are today upon their knees in ear nest supplication that God will with draw his avenging haml and restore the unfortunate creature to his for mer condition. Several ladies are prostrate from tho awful shock to their nervous system, and the children are won dering what has so suddenly chang d them. It is considered as a terrible warning to those who trifle with Jehovah's name and no man can be found in town hardy enough to ask God'- name derisively on his lips. The Standerd believes this to be utterly false, but a man that is so cra::y ought to have something done to him. The account may be true but let us hope not let us hope that no sane human can be so blas phemous and such a man worshipper TOSJ'IPVK IX (-II.VKI.OTTi:. Senator HiEl Aeeeiilsau Invitation to Sjxeili at the .lleehlenhurK Anniver sary. Washington, 1). C, March 11. A de!eg.:;tinn from Charlotte, X. C, ars rived in "Washington to-day to pres ent a formal invitation to Senator David B Hill to deliver the anniver sary address at the commemoration of the Mecklenburg declaration of independence, at Charlotte, May 20th. The delegation consists of B T Brevard, mayor of the city ; E 1) Latta, J L Chambers, J F Bobert son, T 11 Bobertson, Jerome Dowd, J B Caldwell and Wade II Harris, of the Charlotte Daily Xews. The delegates met Senator Hill at 1 o'clock and he cordially accepted the invitation. Senators liansom, Vance and Butler will accompany Hill to Charlotte. Striking Similarity. Bykes : Why do the hands of a clock remind you of a pouting hus band and wife? Sykes : Give it up. Bykes : Why, they pass each other a dozen times a day without speaking. who is sm; k nr.? A iron. vinous 4'iiiiiMiiii-at ion Tlint Puts lh- 11 Man In a Mutly Who Wrote It Nome Opinions .iv-n. The Standard requires the name of the contributor when a communi cation that will precipitate a light or hurt feelings goes into our Long Primer. We don't publish many like this, either. This party signs herself or him self "A True Friend" of the editor. That's square ; we are all friends ; if we are not, we ought to be. Who i3 the author of the article below is the question. The commu nication is in a lady's chirography and sounds just like some woman who feels a powerful interest in us. It's good advice, unless it's spite work to get us to quit the field Cu pid has assigned us to you know there's a green-eyed goddess that tries someti nes to knock a fellow's confidence into a cocked hat, so to speak. A lady may have written this, or a woman may be behind it, hut the Standard has an abiding opinion that Dennis (that one who worked himself into our confidence, learned our faults and weaknesses and then stabbed us by turning a traitor to j us it's equal to an assassination, J for our life has been blasted and our hopes are all ashes) wrote it or had his private secretary to write it. His private secretary is a woman because the communication is in a woman's writing. Dennis is hard to understand ; he's been told this by us and by others cf lesser attainments. He thinks he can make us go off in a jealous mood and put an end to what he thinks a wrecked existence. It i3 Dennis, because Dennis reads Longfellow, ana he writes poems gobs of nonsense and gobs of wiss dom and he claims the authorship of "Casabianca," "Mary's Lamb" and "Somebody's Darling" and many other classic poems and some that are not at all classic. Here's his introduction to the re cent poem : "We all know of our dear Editor's Poetic soul and how eagerly his famished eyes devour anything that rhymes, so we take it upon ourselves to present him with a slightly alters ed poem from "Longfellow's Beware. If we find he appreciates this, we will send others with pleasure. "A Tiice Friend." And then comes the gobs of poet ry, which we interline that the music may be sung with understand ing. Here it is: fTAXZA I I l;ivw a maiden fair to see Take care, She can 1 j. tli false and friendly he, Beware, beware. Trit her nut, Sin.; is fooling thee. Oli, Dennis, she has; she has done it twice and is trying to fool me again. ST.ISZl II She lias one eye, so soft and blue, Take care, She take? a ono-eyed glance at you, Beware, beware. Trust h.T not, Plie is f 'olinsr thee. Ob, Dennis, one eye was enough to ruin me ; two would have paral yzed me. STASZA III She has hair of a reddish line, Take rare, And what she-ay. it i not true. Beware, he ware, Trust her not, She is fooling thee. Oh, Dennis! That hair is what did the work, and we now see through the glass clearly. STANZA IV She lias a hand quite small and fair, Take eare, No, she's compelled tj wear, Bi-ware, beware. Tru-t her not, She's fooling thee. Oh, Dennis! that hand does nothing and is gloved, and i3 worth less. STANZA V ' She may prefer you to a score, Take care, But just "Propose," she'll phow you the do r, Beware, beware. Trust her not, She's fooling thee. Oh, Dennis, she said she preferred us, but we don't prefer her; we can't afford to "Propose" for fear she'll accept. JCSrGiving thi3 communication a second thought, the Standard is satisfied Dennis did not write it. It i3 the work of several young ladies, whose footprints are spotted. We will not tell on you, but, hereafter, sign your names (not for publica tion but good faith) and write on one side of the paper only. Bemember that, if you want to vote, you must see that your name is on the registration book for general elections. Your name on the town register alone will not do. THE KKIl"'TIOX OF I'l'.KTl.lZER. A if Interview that Miow What han 1l,.eu Hone in thet.iiauo Business in ( nl.trrii.-'l lie IMil'erenee in Iol larH And Ceut. A prominent merchant of the town has iven us a record that tells a tale. He in a few days intericwed prominent farmers on the subject of guano. The ditlereut sections of the county are represented in this. It also shows, m a iret!v accurate measure, to what extent cot-ercial fertli.ers have been used. Here's the list as secured: ism ls:? SACKS SACKS ..Milton Bodgers l." II M Goodman 1," Joseph White ." U W Misenlieimer 1 1 Jas. J Brown lo J H Earnhardt xlo F F Slarnes '. ; O B Veils i; B J Kerns 1 Daniel Ceok X'5 C W Barnh.irdt )" William Be.itz 10 BM Day van It 11 F D Brumly l'i DM I sen hour :. ' Jackson fcafrit J J I a r ringer .1 u Watt Barringer 'h. C B Bdackwelder i W II Beaver '-!' ' Nelson Bitaker 1"J Ben Burlyson 300 All Cook :h P C Deal ; Jas. F Litaker "-'0 M C Carman -hi C A Isenhour in D C Iloldbrook -V) Total r.:.'n none none none none none none none 3 none 5 ti ; H none none none none none none 10 1 10 10 -i none Id The amount us?d this year is ju.-.t about B per cent of what w es used last year. Iu dollars arid cents the value of the guano used in lS'.il is $1,9S0; the value of this year's pur chase is sm55.To. From the interviews the Standard has had, kin addition to tiiose our friend has furnished us above, we are sure that fully Un percent, of the acreage in cotton will be the comparison of lS'.)2's cro to that ot 1891. We are told, too, that the farmers have increased the making of home made fertilizers. This is anenconraging item about our great est enemy fall obligations. . Xot i:noiili Money in I lie SoiKli to laj- Our Share. Chatham Kecord. No man can form an adequate, idea of the vast and incalculable amount of money that would be re quired to "pay the Union soldier the difference between the price of depreciated money in which he was paid and gold." During the war nearly three million soldiers (the exact number is 2,778,1504) enlisted in the Union army, and now it is gravely proposed by the Third party patriots and philanthropists to pay to those soldiers, or their heirs and legal representatives, the difference between the greenbacks, with which they were paid during the war, and the price of gold at that time. If such a project as this should be se riously attempted, there would not be enough money in the South to pay our share. v;;t;vAr.:. or i ...m.t.i. .i;-h hi r. vry In . : r-of. . I :.'.'. ir i ' i:i.'-t.:.1:i ai.d ie-! it-i-tl co:. j.-.. :i. 'i'iie !..-c. y -.,!;. . ;it 1 ilii.-s, f-.r Ille-hflii t;v;;l!lle!!t h;i- . .-h M ;..!.. jin-'-.-ing ie .-isy -ther l.ec. '.y, soi.' it, i.s f-.r th;.- reason tie ; v. -a ..til.! eariles,': i y r;ei';t.ii our l'. ;el, , i".'a.;i-,: (?..- iee of any but I hi: li.-.-' j ; ... i ri-M-.l:e-. Irreparable injury i i'i-u by j-l.;.-:i!g i-i.iiCJ.-itr.- hi Tie ii--i:n-s which. ;.hlni!!li tti-w !:... 1 .f--ii-tioiis, ar hi;. 11 woi'lii! ! I h. lb-: ::!i::o- I in.-v ital.'.i- failure , . ; :.. ... e...,; punie! - i li.e throws i: .--reiht i ; '. h::r-Jiei-y ami l;i.-.i;.-:.l f,oj. i : . . i il. J'i- -ii he - l. oi ; i.e . ... u r ! I., o.y IV e , :;i---;. IV " -. piVY. !., ee, !-.: CXVV! i .- ' . the ;l pe..!::,e, v . . tail,! of se;...,e !.-; C; ; ; , therefore, a pre-, n" ive '-' e. ; .: ;.t " e. That. Ayr's S:-r:;t:ti-;::a ' : .i- ly pr-.v-.l it-.-ir .-!! h r. " '" :. v.'ell-I.ni.wn !:-i :h-it. et.um.t !. -... .:- (f-.ieliily and i.r "M IV J.roel ... A I' .--:; ... 1. I ill-, -ii "Mi i n - Cl le !.V I ee, ,. . ' li b. lh .", ! . .1 I.e ' ell l!:e n.i-t se''.!veto; y vm! i- v:.! .veb-uee. that "the b .: ! : ! i:-e . . Av -r'.i S.irvip irilhi wiil th.i)- uhl.. erveliee.l'- si r- ! :ihi." 1 : e f m t 1,. r :e i rt- : "I have li-e.: ;t :-s ;i:i . e t i vi- i-mI h!ooii-pui ilh-r, ,';!:il sey tlial I boi!-';y beh. -VI- it to be t! i- best b!.., !-ei-ilie! .ie ever eelllpoUUileil." This t- - tiiiii-isy, vhieh lei.- been r---:i(iirii." i! 1. litni.t.H.-. ef "-'.h--;'S, --heuhi be Mi.'.h-i. - -In iioluee ;i!l who lire of MTofub uis ! i : 1 1 . : to ree.rt, v. ii!:o;it. delay, to tin: i.t: of Ayer' S;;r- ip irilhi. Aii'e'.i -r iii ibi'ly very prcvab nt in the Unileil :-'t:itij i.i eiilarrli. 'J'hi is ai-o a bloo.l ili .i-ii-e, aii-l one of the I:io-t stiib-bi-rh with wliii h ph sieialis bin e 1o e..u ti ml. We have b.-eii repeat 'iiy a sureil, hmvev -r, Jiiat tiie p.-r-i.-' i-et u-e of Ayer's S irse-virilla e!f.-et -i:-; '. v i -p'-ls fro-ii th:- sy-ti-ui this m-.-t il,--ust.tu: and il.-.nueroas ei.-iipi.iint. la .-. Woril, the way to hf-allli is throieii thij "purilieatioii of the 1 1 1 which nourishes the whole system. Try Aycr'iJ Sarsaparilla. fill outlet.