6 The if'r'Ti ' --- hv ff Mtoph onai -Hncl?j Ifwhen JJX, JAMES P. COIIJIU OFFICE IN CASTOR BUIBDINa The Standard is published every day (S uflday excepted) and delivers ed by carriers :. . BATES" OF SUBSCRIPTION One year. . . . . . ...... .', .;.84 00 tSix months. . ..... . ... .. ... 2 00 Three months 1 00 One month.... ............. 85 ' Single copy:............... 05 ADVEBTISING BATES Ter ji3 f or reguiar advertisements made Known on application. . ' Address all communications to THE STANDARD. Concord.; C. CONCORD, SEPT. 16, 1895. wttiiv. Tjafc pa Rrr s'pB a4 If we believed the "gold bug" idea would be a blessing to mankind, in the majority, re would- say God Pql i tics sai&t "always reminds me of, something , I noticed .whpn I set oat in life as. a sailor."' "What wasihat ?!?.' "Tncre's no good knowm' the ropes unless you've got a pull' The consumption, of meat is on the increase in England. In 1882 the consumption was 103 pounds per head; From 1891 to 1893 " it had risen to 119 per head. A carpet 15. yards square, the largest in the world, Has oeen made in Belgium and will be presented to the Pope, h I There are more' suicides in Switz drpyefoutdirty,dog?yqu. If you preachers; will hold while. I Colony; in 1860- his uj;tket , Nobody but an infernal fool will drin k; whisKieyg nobody, but a. dis reputable persoQi willr sell' ifc. aD npue . but. a. d am nabie : to w n ; wil l. 11- canse;it. - -" . ; ''- f What have you preachers been do iag ? Shoots Luke, or give-up ypa ; Tm going to tell you; the truth if you link" ine "three times a day and send my body -nome in a ' coffin . to my wife and children. ! ' I used to' think preachers had wing but they ain't; i' saw one oncVwiih bis coat off. They wasn't little about them. J V-i . erlondi in pjopbrtiou to populatiori than1 in any other country; in Eur w WiBuiciaesjnas somejip uft i " j speed it; if welbeliethat.. the, free. iw;WfimcCeasf. ..nno??ffiJJ coinage of silver idea : would; he a , haa requeued the nspspOTtQ, say. blessing to mankind, in the majority; we would say God speed it Inasmuch, as we do not know the, lessons as many favored ones do, we content ourselyea in asking. ques tiorid, reading and publishing both eides. Some say free coinage is democ racy; some say it isn't No man is wiser thaa his party; and whenever the party, in convention assembled, raises the flag, we expect to be right under it to the, end. of the Ogut with all our might. : This is much more pleasant than eating crow, unless crow is more -payable thaH w.a 3 or ,ear. ago. e( miALHolt rUf : be. Bominee of teinocrapar tpi; igovernor?Purhami Recorder, i A wooden Indian before a cigar !store Jn New, Xork tell on . a woman the, other day and injured, her conr Tft$.J4mR can,neyer;b,et implicitly trusted, ey en when, made bf wood eyen budding. j I don't abuse any oth .r denomina tion eicept' the Methodist Oon't have tiae When I get: through with them it's'bey iime-: Wmstcn uny X7a 1 1 : t ' f J nicrnv HUkll i ' -;' - . imTnrn J; '5pt lltft years, I fcuffered-untold misery bom muscular rheumatism, I trle44eyery r W?Wiifrdniedf coSulled1 thebiSsfV : elans, visited UOt Springs, Ark., three tjms, 4 spending $100d there, besfdes doctors' bills; , f but could obtain bxa temporary belief' THy I flesh was wasted away so tbat L weighed (offly-'iane-lfirwVu I leg were; daw out2ot shape, the muscles OKIGIAI, OJBSEBTATIOlf A. Music seems to be organic with the Italians. Capital punishment a pretty girl hanging on, your, ann. The prop-her time to assist a girl is when she is about to f aint. Wouldn't it be a good idea to make the "new woman" pay a head tax? Some mien to right will never prove true while wrong brings in a revenue. We learned Judges writs of error draw, the rascals lose their terror of the law. Darwin says- there is a -living principle in fruit. We suppose he reters to the worms, . . lt?s better to benight than to be lef t -anlesa you are left alone with your best girl. -w -" jy Corn is now having its ears pulled though it is stalkipg around and objecting in a husky voice. Orange (Va.) Observer - Y - ' ; r In putting the overhead wires un derground in Boston 75,000,000,000 feet of wire will have to be removed. Oliver H Dockery is for Allison for president ; Pritchard for Mc Kiniey und Settle for Reed. If you can bear all your small trials you will never break down urder your great ones.; .The copper supply of this country inlS94 was 195,000,000 tons. ' Ottawa has 40,000 inhabitants and. use 5,000 electric lights. "The cannihal and the dead beat live on their fellow men. In the quaint old Cape Cod tewn of Barnstable reside twin sisters who recently celebrated the nineteenth anniversary of their birthday, They Electric Bitters. ; El ec trio Bitters is a medicine suited ior any season, but perhaps more generiiliy tfeeded,' W UVe languid exhaus Ve ' feeling ' 'pr svaiis' when the liTerTi ' torpid dhd 9 sTuif gish1 and; the need of a tonio ad alteiativeJsfeU. A. prompt us& of this medicine has A ' long andL perhapsi fatal, bilious feverSj Np medicine.TU surely in counteracting and free ingr the " eystom from the' malarial poison; Headache, indigestion'. Constipation dizzmess yeild ' to Electric Bitters, ' 50c - and $1.00 per. bottle at Fetzer's Drug store. m THE NAME OF JESU3. Alx Tboasand People near Sam Jones Say These Things in a Ilellgions Sleetinfi: The MeetinK at Winston. If all hogs had bristles, hair mat tresses would go down to 5 cents a pound. Money makes ' the filly go. It makes everything go thathas hair and makes the bald-headed man go k tolerably well. Congress got so it couldn't pass anything couldn't even pass a sa loon, r When one of -these dirty little lawyers wallows in hell fire he'll say he's there as an attorney. if I was running a soap factory in hell and they brought along your carcass, I'd tell 'em I had nothing to deordorizesuch a carcassV' A horse thief is a gentleman be side the man that votes for liquor. I have only one objection to a ea- loon keeper. The same I have to, a loose- he gets his living off the he id of the family. If you see an old sister that don't like Sam Jones, its no' sign she's mean, but she's a fool. The trouble is above her eyes. I promised my wife to take care of her husband and I'm going to up it. If you can put up with fourteen saloons the year round, you've got to put up with me a week. You go around and drink whiskey and say it's nobody's business You are a liar, you scoundrel, you. If they'd put you up in. an ash hop per and pour water over you, you'd r often, averted., ' $ein& tw?f5 UP m liwas nnabletto, r" 4i u-i i dres mVelr except dth assistance, acd coma oniynoDDW aootitTy nsltig a cane.r l had no appetite, "and was assured, by the doctors, that I could ndt live. The pains; at ' 1 times, were-so awful, that I could procure relief only by means of hypodermic iinjec ! tlons of morphine. I had my Iim1)sl5anigagedf j in. cla.yi in. sulphur. ln poulUces; buuthdse i gave , only temporary relief. Af ter trying 'eSfery thlhgT aridV suffering the iriost" awful v 1 tortures, I began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilja, Jiisldd of two months I was. able to walk : without a cane. In three months, my limbs began to strengthen, and in the course of a y ear, I was cured. - My weight has Increased to 165 pounds, and I am now able to do my iuu aay-s wors as a railroad DlacKsmlth." ' - flP ' - L 7 Xfc, Only Yorld's, Fair Sarsaparilia. 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