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CONCORD, SEPT. 16, 1895.
wttiiv. Tjafc pa Rrr s'pB a4
If we believed the "gold bug"
idea would be a blessing to mankind,
in the majority, re would- say God
Pql i tics sai&t
"always reminds me of, something , I
noticed .whpn I set oat in life as. a
sailor."' "What wasihat ?!?.' "Tncre's
no good knowm' the ropes unless
you've got a pull'
The consumption, of meat is on
the increase in England. In 1882
the consumption was 103 pounds
per head; From 1891 to 1893 " it
had risen to 119 per head.
A carpet 15. yards square, the
largest in the world, Has oeen made
in Belgium and will be presented to
the Pope, h
I There are more' suicides in Switz
drpyefoutdirty,dog?yqu.
If you preachers; will hold while. I
Colony; in 1860-
his uj;tket
, Nobody but an infernal fool will
drin k; whisKieyg nobody, but a. dis
reputable persoQi willr sell' ifc. aD
npue . but. a. d am nabie : to w n ; wil l. 11-
canse;it. - -" . ; ''-
f What have you preachers been do
iag ? Shoots Luke, or give-up ypa
; Tm going to tell you; the truth if
you link" ine "three times a day and
send my body -nome in a ' coffin . to
my wife and children.
! ' I used to' think preachers had
wing but they ain't; i' saw one
oncVwiih bis coat off. They wasn't
little about them.
J V-i .
erlondi in pjopbrtiou to populatiori
than1 in any other country; in Eur
w WiBuiciaesjnas somejip uft
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speed it; if welbeliethat.. the, free. iw;WfimcCeasf. ..nno??ffiJJ
coinage of silver idea : would; he a , haa requeued the nspspOTtQ, say.
blessing to mankind, in the majority;
we would say God speed it
Inasmuch, as we do not know the,
lessons as many favored ones do, we
content ourselyea in asking. ques
tiorid, reading and publishing both
eides.
Some say free coinage is democ
racy; some say it isn't No man is
wiser thaa his party; and whenever
the party, in convention assembled,
raises the flag, we expect to be
right under it to the, end. of
the Ogut with all our might.
: This is much more pleasant than
eating crow, unless crow is more
-payable thaH w.a 3 or ,ear.
ago.
e( miALHolt rUf : be.
Bominee of teinocrapar tpi;
igovernor?Purhami Recorder,
i A wooden Indian before a cigar
!store Jn New, Xork tell on . a woman
the, other day and injured, her conr
Tft$.J4mR can,neyer;b,et
implicitly trusted, ey en when, made
bf wood
eyen budding.
j I don't abuse any oth .r denomina
tion eicept' the Methodist Oon't
have tiae When I get: through
with them it's'bey iime-: Wmstcn
uny X7a
1 1 : t ' f J
nicrnv
HUkll
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imTnrn
J; '5pt lltft years, I fcuffered-untold misery
bom muscular rheumatism, I trle44eyery
r W?Wiifrdniedf coSulled1 thebiSsfV
: elans, visited UOt Springs, Ark., three tjms,
4 spending $100d there, besfdes doctors' bills; ,
f but could obtain bxa temporary belief' THy I
flesh was wasted away so tbat L weighed
(offly-'iane-lfirwVu
I leg were; daw out2ot shape, the muscles
OKIGIAI, OJBSEBTATIOlf A.
Music seems to be organic with
the Italians.
Capital punishment a pretty girl
hanging on, your, ann.
The prop-her time to assist a girl
is when she is about to f aint.
Wouldn't it be a good idea to
make the "new woman" pay a head
tax?
Some mien to right will never
prove true while wrong brings in a
revenue.
We learned Judges writs of
error draw, the rascals lose their
terror of the law.
Darwin says- there is a -living
principle in fruit. We suppose he
reters to the worms, . .
lt?s better to benight than to be
lef t -anlesa you are left alone with
your best girl. -w -" jy
Corn is now having its ears pulled
though it is stalkipg around and
objecting in a husky voice. Orange
(Va.) Observer - Y
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In putting the overhead wires un
derground in Boston 75,000,000,000
feet of wire will have to be removed.
Oliver H Dockery is for Allison
for president ; Pritchard for Mc
Kiniey und Settle for Reed.
If you can bear all your small
trials you will never break down
urder your great ones.;
.The copper supply of this country
inlS94 was 195,000,000 tons. '
Ottawa has 40,000 inhabitants
and. use 5,000 electric lights.
"The cannihal and the dead beat
live on their fellow men.
In the quaint old Cape Cod tewn
of Barnstable reside twin sisters who
recently celebrated the nineteenth
anniversary of their birthday, They
Electric Bitters.
; El ec trio Bitters is a medicine
suited ior any season, but perhaps
more generiiliy tfeeded,' W UVe
languid exhaus Ve ' feeling ' 'pr svaiis'
when the liTerTi ' torpid dhd 9 sTuif
gish1 and; the need of a tonio ad
alteiativeJsfeU. A. prompt us& of
this medicine has
A '
long andL perhapsi fatal, bilious
feverSj Np medicine.TU
surely in counteracting and free
ingr the " eystom from the' malarial
poison; Headache, indigestion'.
Constipation dizzmess yeild ' to
Electric Bitters, ' 50c - and $1.00 per.
bottle at Fetzer's Drug store.
m THE NAME OF JESU3.
Alx Tboasand People near Sam Jones
Say These Things in a Ilellgions
Sleetinfi: The MeetinK at Winston.
If all hogs had bristles, hair mat
tresses would go down to 5 cents a
pound.
Money makes ' the filly go. It
makes everything go thathas hair
and makes the bald-headed man go k
tolerably well.
Congress got so it couldn't pass
anything couldn't even pass a sa
loon, r
When one of -these dirty little
lawyers wallows in hell fire he'll say
he's there as an attorney.
if I was running a soap factory in
hell and they brought along your
carcass, I'd tell 'em I had nothing to
deordorizesuch a carcassV'
A horse thief is a gentleman be
side the man that votes for liquor.
I have only one objection to a ea-
loon keeper. The same I have to, a
loose- he gets his living off the
he id of the family.
If you see an old sister that don't
like Sam Jones, its no' sign she's
mean, but she's a fool. The trouble
is above her eyes.
I promised my wife to take care
of her husband and I'm going to
up it.
If you can put up with fourteen
saloons the year round, you've got to
put up with me a week.
You go around and drink whiskey
and say it's nobody's business You
are a liar, you scoundrel, you. If
they'd put you up in. an ash hop
per and pour water over you, you'd
r often, averted., ' $ein& tw?f5 UP m liwas nnabletto,
r" 4i u-i i dres mVelr except dth assistance, acd
coma oniynoDDW aootitTy nsltig a cane.r
l had no appetite, "and was assured, by the
doctors, that I could ndt live. The pains; at '
1 times, were-so awful, that I could procure
relief only by means of hypodermic iinjec
! tlons of morphine. I had my Iim1)sl5anigagedf
j in. cla.yi in. sulphur. ln poulUces; buuthdse
i gave , only temporary relief. Af ter trying
'eSfery thlhgT aridV suffering the iriost" awful v
1 tortures, I began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilja,
Jiisldd of two months I was. able to walk
: without a cane. In three months, my limbs
began to strengthen, and in the course of a
y ear, I was cured. - My weight has Increased
to 165 pounds, and I am now able to do my
iuu aay-s wors as a railroad DlacKsmlth."
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