Daily Concord standard. (Concord, N.C.) 1895-1902, October 12, 1899, Image 4
t NO CURE. NO PAY Th.ii r. the way fill druggists eel) Grove'' Tiistek-ys Cliill Tonic for chills and i am. H s simnly Iron and Quini ,u a tn-telesH form. Children eoveit. Adults refer it to bitter, narj leatit : Tonics Price. 50c. . lasal I A i a fc & 1 : In t".! ild stages thero should be cleanliness. Elyfe Cream Balrr. deftnpe3,800iiieg and lnU the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh and drives away a cold in the head quickly. Cream Balm Is placed Into the nostrils, spreads Over the membrane and is absorbed. Relief is im mediate and a cure follows. It is not drying floes not produce sneezing. Larjje Size, 50 eents at Drug gists or by mail , Trial Size, 10 cents by mall. EOT BROTHERS, Go Warren Street, New York; I AM PREPARED TO DO ANY THING IN Plumbing, Steam Fitting and Electric Wiring. I HAVE SOME NICE Bath Tubs . ON HAND. E. McNISH. IO4. BICYCLES Kepaired Promptly and Satisfac tion Guaranteed. FRESH FRUITS And Vegetables in " stock at E. L. LI PES IN BRICK ROW. , . Winter is Coming. I ALREADY HAVE ON HAND THREE CARS ' OF , Jellico Coal : And have ten rnor6 car loads on the way. It is time for you to lay in a nupply Ion the -winter, in't it? I also haye.on hand the best of antracite coal. J. A. C. Blackweldety West Depot St. at Store. Jt'Phone 68. Notice to Tax Payers. The tax books for 1899 have been placed in my hands for collection and all tax-payers are requested to come forward and pay their taxes at once. S. J. Ervin, City Tax Collector. LOST OR STOLEN. NOTICE is. hereby given that a note f or J100 dated Mav 1895 on J W Cannon has been lost or stolen and parties are warned not to trade for same. ' " T C Wilson. ? K. L. Craven Has Mem 800, TONS JWCOCDE,, 200 TONS: HARD m. Also yirgina Sjlit and Bird ; Eye-Cannel Coal-: Best steam coalat 'mine prices. - . -Good Smith Coal. Call and get at .you .want: 'Phone 74 . ' : WANTED SBVERAJj BRIGHT JlKD HOlfr- est persons to represent us an- Managers in this and close counties. Salary $06 a year and expenses;- Straight, bona fide, no more, no less salary, Position permanent. Our references, any bank in any 'town. It is mainly office work conducted at home. Reference. ' En close self-addressed stamped envelope. Tot Dominion Company. Dept. 2. Chi cago. - -r-.'-vT" OAT T7 A t-i nxrr WVirirtlQ & Wilson sewing machine with t in cf frnm tVio . -f n n . live cirai w t)-1 ,w.y tory Call at this office and get at first - class machine op easy terms T.T "IvInted- fy 100,000 nmndsof old cast-iron scrap, de Keda.tbe foundry at once, for which we win - JgFQPmT Co. GOAL The Love Letter Answered A short time ago we published a ''Model Love Letter," coming from the pen of the editor of the Monroe Enquirer. One of our correspondents is the author of the following answer to it: Dearest . "You Know:" While languidly sitting under the droppings of the twilight, and listening to the , melodious notes of a plaintive Tom cat perched on the back fence, what should I receive but your own dear letter filled brimful with honeyed words "coated over two inches thick with sugar of sweetness. I can't find adequate words to pro mulgate my calorific esoteric !eelings, as our dictionary ' is spending vacation abroad; but oh! your letter was a treat bet ter than a rural pedagogue's treat the last day of school. It was chock full of the very quin tessence of double-distilled sweet ness, with a large vein of delicious, honey-dripping love running all through it, and stick ing out in places, like a small boy's head from a window of the school house when the circus or a load of early watermelons passes by. I was charmed by the quaint style of humor oozing out from your uuique epistolary dissertation; and while rumi nating thereon like an unsophis ticated goat on the county-seat of an old pair of pantaloons, my heart unconsciously capitulated to your elastic affections which had surrounded it like the rubber cover of a base ball in ' the bot torn of an old-fashioned frog pond. I love you harder than a soft-boiled egg; and my heart leans . out toward you like a dumpling or a fried flap-jack to ward the canine cavity of a hun gry dog-gone it. My love is stronger than the city police or boarding-house butter. How I long to be with you , and bask i n the moonlight of your regal smiles, on a dark night, after the old folks have retired and the light burns low. Your precious eyes are like golden stars of promise peeping out through free-silvery clouds of national disaster. Your nose, never having poked itself into other people's business, has nad ample opportunity to grow, and has most . wonderfully and fearfully illustrated the princi ples of "expansion." The in cipient mustache, which sits under the dropping of , your blossoming nose, is soft and velvety to totfch,, and reminds A NIGHT OF TERROR. "Awful anxiety waselt for the widow of tne feraye General Bnrnhara, of Macbis, Me., when the doctors j?aid she could not Hye till morning' Writes Mrs. S. H. Lincoln, who attended her that fearful night. "All thdugtit she must sbonie.ifota pneu monia, but she begged for Dr. King's New bisjcoyery, 'saying it had more .than once saved her life and had cured her of con sumption. After three email doses she slept easily all night, and its further use completely cured her." This marvelous medicine is guaranteed tp cure all throat, chest and lung diseases.5 Only 50c. aad $1.00. Trial bottles free at Fetzer's Drug Store. THAT THROBBING HEAD ACHE Would quickly leave you if yon used Dr. King's New Life Pills. Thousands of suffers have proved their matchless merit for sick and nervous headaches. They make pure blood aad strong nerves and build up your health. Easy to take. Try them. Only 25c. Money back 5f not cured. Sold at I Fetzer's Drug Store. I one of some great .event wThich has failed to occur. It shelters a large, sweet mouth which laugh eth at fear and.spurteth out immense discharges of the liquid extract of borrowed chews of tobacco, like melted lava from the turbulent mouth of an affec tionate volcano. A bountiful harvest of auburn hair over shadows your classic forehead like a brush arbor over a camp meeting. Your benignant smile is like a gentle ripple on the sur face of a natural lake ' of home spun molasses ; and the odor of your spicy breath brings' back fond recolections of the fragrant smellification. of ' odoriferous Limburger cheese. Your ruby lips with honey drips. They are like twin bulls which arise in the morning, paw and bellow the ground, and butt each other into the middle of next week. Tons of succulent kisses are smeared about over the suburbs of your roseate face like soap-grease on the interior of a lard jar filled with peas. Little cupids are picnicking about over your classic countenance, and the thrilling melody of year stento rian voice is unequalcd by any thing other than that which issues from an up-to-date frog pond after a summer shower. One wee smack of your luscious, rubicund lips is worth a whole hogshead of the nectar which Jupiter sips aud a swig o' cider to boot. While resting my un worthy head on your manly breast, with arms encircling your compact neck like a weary pumpkin vine around an old stump, I am as near Utophia and the capital of the county as when gulping down the products of an ice:cream factory, or dis puting with the hired man as to how long a dead hen lays. Before receiving your letter, life to me was a dreary Green land overgrown with ice-covered lichens of affectional indiff erence, but now it is a tropical Africa with the mosquitoes all trans ported to Siberia. The translu cent flint of your heart struck the opaque steel of mine, and myriad scintilla lions touched the jpowder 'of my affections and complexion, and a 'lively explo sion blasted away the rocks of indifference, and unearthed & glorious fountain of. blissful love growing up as calves of the stall. I am most felicitously happy to inform you that I do most as suredly reciprocate " arid- return your affections, in a neat little package, post-paid. I enclose half a dozen kisses for you. These should be' kept in a 'dry place, to keep them from sticking together. Write immediately or; sooner, n you can, and next Sun day evening I shall sit on your kUee as' usual;-and believe me to be, Your own little pet. Annie. Puxing the civil war, as well as in our late war with Spain, diar rhoea was one of the most troublesome' diseases the army had to contend 'with. lA many instances it became chronic and the old soldiers still suffer from it. Mr. Dayid Taylor, of Wind Ridge, Greene county, Pa., is one of these. He uses Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and says he never found anything that would give him such quick relief. It is for sale by M. L. Marsh & Co.. Druggist The soothing and nealing prop erties of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, its pleasant taste and prompt and permanent cures hare made it a great favorite with the people everywhere. For sale byfM. L. Marsh & Co., Druggists The Kind You HaVo Always in nse for orer SO years, and All Counterfeits, Imitations and Substitutes are but Ex periments that trine with and endanger 1 he health of Infants and CHiildren Experience against Experiment v What is CASTOR! A Castoria is a substitute fbr Castor Oil Paregoric, Ihrops and Soothing1' Syrups. It is Harmless and I?leasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance Its age is its firirantee. it destroys Worms and allays FeTeriahness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic It Telicres Teething' Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, grivingr healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTOR1A ALWAYS S9 Beara the The Kind You Have Always Bought Ir U 86 Fcfr Over 30 Years. THf ClttTAVR OOirrV. TT ODELL iiiiFiniiiiiG mn MAHCFACTWBERS OW FINE Ginghams, Salt Bags AND- ' ; " 1 ' Outing Cloths. DKALEB IJT - General Merchandise' v '. I' ' BUYERS OF COUNTRY PRODUCE P.. of all kind. ...f....o... Four-loot Wood always Wanted. Price for came. o. . ....... We inyite an;inspection of all the gooda . . . weHmanufacture . . . ill MffiUns Plaids Sheeting 'oncord N. c Bought, ana which has Deen ha? borne the signature of has been made under his per- yr gonal supervision since its infancy. Allnwnft an A VI f.C ft VOll 111 this. Signature of MURRAY STRKCT, NEW YORK CITY. outhern ailway SCHEDULE. IN EFFECT JULY THE 16TH, 1899. This condensed schedule is pub lished as information, and is subject to change without notice to the public : Trains leave concord N. C 5.52 A. M. No 8, daily, for Eich mond; connects at Greensboro for Raleigh and Goldsboro; at ' Golds!;cro for Norfolk, at Danville for Washicion and points North, at Salisbury for Aeheville, Knoxyille and points West. 7. 19 A. M No. 33, the New York and Florida Express, oarries Pullman Sleep ing Oars between New York and Au-gnsta,- New York and Tampa, Fla., and Norfolk to Charlotte. 8;49 A. M. No. 37, daily, Wash ington and Southwestern limited for j Atlanta, Birmingham, Memphis, Mont gomery, Mobile and New Orleans, and all points South and Southwest Through Pullman sleeper Now York to New Orleans and New York to Memphis Dining car, vestibuled coach, betweeo Washington and Atlanta. 10:00 A; M. No. 36, daily, for Wash ington, Richmond, Raleigh and all points North. Carries Pullman drawing room buflet sleeper, 'New Orleans to New York; - Jacksonville to New York: Pullman tourist cars from San Francisco via New Orleans and ftnnth era Pacific Sundays and Wednesdays. 11. -23 A. Al. No.-11, daily for Atlanta and all points SontL. Solid train. Thau. mbnd to Atlanta. 7.-09 P. M. No. 12. dailv.: for Rinhi mond, Asheville, Chattanooga, RaleisK nonoiK, ana ail points JNortn 8r5l P. M, -No 1 daily, from Rifih- jaOfcoV Washington Goldsboro, Selmta tvaiejgn, -ureensDcro imoxviUe and Asheville to Charlotte. N. O. 8: 51 P. M.-Nd 38. dailvi WishiTifrffm and Southwestern limited, for Wash ington ana an points JNotth. Throufiji Pullman car.1 Mtimbhis tn "Maw Ynrt Ner Orlaans to NewYork. Also carries V68tibuled COach and dinina nar OAroA connection at Greensboro with sleeper for Norfolk; r. .. ...... 0.20 Pi M. Vrt ?V5 AaTr rv A MA- and New Orleans, carries Pullman sleeper NewTork to New Orleans. Ne?r York to Jacksonville an1 rViavifA Allan tA nifrnittfy Al. t n tourist car Washington to San Francis- w, yx jLiww wneans xuesaay and Jbn days. York and Florida Express, carries Pull man Sleeping Cars between Augusta and New York. Tampa, Fla, and New York and Charlotte to Richmond. Car ries sleepers Charlotte to Norfolk yla Greensboro. First sections of regular through or local freight trains cany passengerif only to points where they stop according to schedule. Frank S. Gannon, Third Vice-Pres. and Gen'l. Man. Washington, D. C. John M. Culp, Traffic Manager, Washington, D, 0 W. A. Turk, Gen'l. Pass. Agent, Washington, D. C. Gowan Dasenbery, Local Agent, Concord, N.O'.