Newspapers / The Concord Times (Concord, … / Nov. 14, 1895, edition 1 / Page 4
Part of The Concord Times (Concord, N.C.) / About this page
This page has errors
The date, title, or page description is wrong
This page has harmful content
This page contains sensitive or offensive material
1 1 1, 11 Fertilizers for 9Fall Crops : - should contain a hisrh percentage of Potash to insure the largest yield and X of the soil. - - - r.V ;. . Write-for our V Fanners Guide," a 142-paga illustrated book : It is brim full of useful information for" farmers. It will be sent free, and will make and save you money. t Address, ' ' 4 - : ! .-V GERMAN KALI WORKS, m Nassau Street. New York. flO ;QRE EVE-GLSSSES . -ir-. Eyes! HITCKELL'S ; EYE-SALVE A Certain Sate and Effeethe Remedy for SGRE,WEAKand INFLAMED EYES, - Prod uclng Long-sightedness, and . Restoring the. Sight of the old, -. Cures Tear Drops, Granulation, Stye Tumors, Red Eyes, Matted Eye Lashes, AND BftetTUCIWO QUICK RELIEF : . ; AND PERMANENT CUKE. - Also, eqnnlly eflleaeions when used In otber Hinted i', sicl oh Ulcers, Fever Korea, Tnmora, Wait Khenm, Bnrns; n:fl ot wnerewr niamiuaiQD exists. Ml TVUEL.E.T3 SAI.VE may be used to SOLD BY AtX DRUGGISTS T15 CENTS Georg .Gcorgevllc, Cabarrus Co.jlN. 0. d A L E i a ndF E IYI A L E. . ... - -J . . " ..'4?-. W.M. CKOOKS, A- M., (TXniv. N.C.) Principal. The nex session will open August 5th, and -will continue 10 months with a short vacation at Christmas. Discipline wise ly but strictly enforced. Papilschared f com date of entrance till clo3e of hve moathf term. , Vo deductions, exct.pt .in ones o) -protracted sieknesp for one week or more, or by special contract. . BATES OF TCJTIOX PEB LTJXAB MONTH: rrimarr, Speljinsfand First Reader " J1.00 Seco-id "Header, Spelling-, and -Second ; . reader, ' 1 i Intermediate, -ppellin?, lieadinst. Ele- . . jnents of Arithmetic, rnmaryueog raphy, Primary Grammar, v Higher English, Grammar, Arithme tic. etc.. -.- i i - -' i 150 8.00 'Higher Mathematics with one or more of the roitowm!?: r won, wees, French or Spanish, f . 2.50 to 3.00 Tuition payable monthly or quarterly. Board, including lights, fuel, eta, $ 6.CQ to $7.00 per month. .".'t -"i--' i Georgeville is situated near the junc tion of Duteh Buffalo and Rocky River, in South-eastern -part of Cabarrus county, ten tniles from Concord, ia-e healthy country. jThe Academy is a large new building, well - suited f r school purposes. The . schoolwill ibe strictly non-sectarian. Pupils' will .be required to attend Divine worship , and Sabbath School. : , There is f a tri-jweekly mail; from George ville jdirect tj Concord ard t ack ou Tuesdays,! Thursdays andSaturdiys. A tirst-class practicing physician re Bides in the village, j -,, j j Parents pjid guardians interested in eliication are cordially invited to visit tbe school. s I JL Mil itli Princpil. For, further mtormation address tie UCURA FOR -THEN" PEOPLE Are, You Thin? Flesh made! witli Thinacura Talets by a scientilic prccsss. They create perfect assimilation of evenrform of food, se cretins' the valuable parts and discard ing the worthless. They make thin faces plump and roimd out the figure.' They are the i v- f ; .- . STASDARD.EEJIEDY . for leanness, containing no arsenic, and absolutely harmless.: .- Price, prepaid, $1 per box, 6. for $ . Pamphlet. I'howtoget fat," fre?. T1IE THINACTJRA CO;, 919 Bread way, New York. " ' I-Fj-A-N-S CI J u Vi CI The modern stand ard. Family "Medi cine : Cures the common i every-day ills of humanity. Caveats, and Tntcfe-Marks obtained, and all Pat tent business conducted tor mooeratc Fees. -our orrtcc ts Opposite U. S. pvf :nt Office J and we can secure patent in less tiase than those I remote from Washington. . - faena model, ttrawmg or pftoto., with descrlp . tion. We advise. U Datentable or not. free of i chargew -. Our fee not due till patent is secured. t a pamphlet. " How to Ubtain Patents." with cost of same in the U. S. and foreign countries i sent free. Address, CdrA;'SNOW&CO.' Opp. PATENT OFFICEr-WASHINGTOHi D. C. Some Prominent Doctrines -OF- METHODISM REV. C. F. 8HERRILL, .: of the Western North Caro lina Conference. - This book is desnmed for vonnsr 1 lllethodists and all tiho wish -to know t more of the doctrmeis of our Church . j jThe following are soine of the subjects ilucidly and compreheiisively discussed : i (Repentance Towards God : Justification j by Faith; Regeneration by the, Holy jspmi ; xne s witness oi: tne tspirit; j panctincaiion oi ieiievers, drc. 1 1 Send 25 cents (noli stamps) to REV C. F..SHERRILL, Madison, N. Q., and iget IMS DOOii. ; r . . UCt. 0. Liimfier 1 Waited . Cut Accurately !anfl Rap-1 idly on the .- - ' . .. - ; FARQUHAR Variablcv Friction i Fesd Baw Mill With Quick Receding He SBlocks. Opacity 5,000 to 130,00 : fe;t, With Engines uiiu ;uuitu;s iuiii i-, to iv liorse Powcr.j - For full - descriptive catalogue address, t . A. B. FARQUHAR CO.; Ltd., YORK, PA. Academy ID ' II jr IAII , 1 X- i .'. . ; -. , . ' -J- . - n 'V. 'V 1 K 1 .o V a permanent enrichment -'J. --.I. X:; McELREES WINE OF CARDULt t For FemalB Diseases. REDUCED v RATES. Cotton Slates and mtematiouai Exposition .. " , ATLANTA, CA.. . - i Seirtmbcr 18 Pecenber3I, I89R, i'dr thftbore Docasloii the SoiithornBailway Co. wiU sell low-rate rouncUtrip tickets to ATLANTA, OA., and retrn on the follow ing basis: -;: "i- - seo:h Alexandria, Va.. .. . . . Asheville, N. C........ Burllngrton,N.CS. Burkeville, Va E8.8519, i.m'.-.... 13.85... I 6.75 P8.7013. E3.2517. Culpeper, va . E5.3018. IE Chatham, Va.... g).85150 Charlottesville, Va. E3.2517.06 c&aneitiuuK.u... .120.4015. Concord, N.C Charlotte, N.C... Danvilley.Va Durham, N.C......... Front Koyal.Va Greensboro.'N. C Goldsboro, N. C -.. - i Hendersonville, N. C Hickory, N. C . High Point, N.C... Hot Springs, N. C .... Henderson, N. C..... Lynchburg, Va. ....... Lexington, N. C... Morganton,N. C...... Marion, N. C Newton, N.C. . ....... U3.1. - 20.0514 S2O.4015 17.65 K ei.7515.9S 11.70!.. 15.30.. 16.95!.. IM-OO.. E0.40 15.00 63..50.16.5O, 16.05... 15.W.... U4.85.... C15.30:..,. Orange, va....;.. Oxford, N.-C...... Richmond, Va... Beidsville, N. C... Baleigh,N. C Bouth Boston, Va Strasburg, Va. . . Salisbury, N.C... Statesviile, N. C Tavlrffsville. N.C B4.S51R... ME0.4015 0$.. .12.40. 11.1 n . r t it 1 t nn' 19.CM10.OUi..... V.IU...... 30.4015.0O...;. 10.45 ..... 21.5515.80;..... 18.80,....- e6.25,19.2a....ia4.0ff. 15.30, TTfll.: .as. 7.25 7.25 8.15 4.80 Ii80;...tll.25.. Ua.35...'.. 02,001 -,u.Tyon,n.i; fl0.!a' 7i WashinBton. T. C ..... 08.2519.25.. 14.00. Warrenton, Vai...;..C6al9.25!....!14-.00 ..... Wilkesboro. N. C. . .-.122.95 l.85f . .fll.30 Winston-Salem, N. C 490 13.96!. 9.8fr..... (Bates from Intermediate points In proportion.) Column A : Tlctets will be eold Beptember fi and li and dalyfrom September 15 to Decem ber 15, T1895, inclusive, with final limit January 7,1890..r : v.- vs-v.rf-. .-i-:- ,;- Column B: Tickets wIU be sold daily from September IS to December 15, 1895 inclusive, with final limit twenty (30) days from date of Column p: Tickets" wfli bo sold "daily from Beptember 15 to December 0, 1895, inclusive, with final limit fifteen 15) dava from date of sale. No ticket to bear longer limit than J anu- ary 7. 18U6. Column D: Ticketa.will be sold on Tuesdays and Thursdays of each week from September 17 until December 24, 1895, inclusive, with final limit ten (10) days from date of sale. Column E: Tickets wiU be sold daily from September 15 to December 30, 1895, inclusive, with final limit seven (7) days from date of sale. SOUTHERN RAILWAY - . - . . . ' ' Is the only lwe entering the Exposition Grounds, having a double-track, standard-guag-e railway from the center of the city of Atlanta to the Exposition Grounds. r For tickets and full information apply to rour nearest agent, or address ( f. M. CCJLP, W.A.TTTOK, Traffic Manager, Genl Pass. AgU 1300 Penna. Ave Washington, P. C . ' ta ?oor - Health means so much more than you imagine serious ana fatal diseases result from trifling ailments neglected. Don t play with Nature s greatest gift health. " . If yon are feeling oat of sorts, weak J and generally ex hassled, nervous, i nave no appetite AIM. V.ll ( ItUlh, mi;' W ble stren et hen in a medicine,which is A Brown's Iron Bit. TL ters. A few hot- Jf ties core benefit comes from the very first dose it won't stain your teeth, and1 it's pleasant to take. It Cures Dyspepsia, Kidney and Liver Neuralgia, Troubles, - Constipation, Dad Blood Malaria, - . Nervous ailments i Women's complaints. Clf Aftlv ttl .milin. f Vtaa . M JSA lines on the wrapper. All others are sub- r will send set of ten Beautiful Worl StltUteS. On rCeit rtf turn -K- Camna World's A rair Ylews and book free. BROWN CHEMICAL CO. BALTIMORE, MD. CHILLS IMPROVED CHILL TONIC Superior to All Other. It is a true Chill Cure in combination with Liver Tonics. When properly taken it never fails to cure the most ob Btinatelcase of Chills and Fever. .Where others fail it will cure. - It is pleasant to take, and contains nothing to injure the most delicate system. Babies take it easily.; As a Tonic it is without " an equal. Guaranteed by your druggist. rrice oo cents per botUe. rr sale at tnearusr stores in Concord. . . . v Yoigt & Co., Chattanooga, Tenn. B C D B i -1 i c Tffl oa.....iu.a 65,' I13.5W...... 10.55 ....- p.4ffl..... U0,...-.1U.OO ..... ..10.40j 6.55 9.65 -.... 5.85 .TO 10.20,' .Off...tt0.45J..... 1XG0 8.60 65 11.25...., T.25 12.454... 8.40 10.5ft. 6.75 .,.VM.45,.... 11.80 ..ii. 11.23 7.25 10.90 T.10 11.251 tt3.10..... 10.45 : Brown's Iron -' ; : Bitters ThsUadingConsarTatoriofAmeTlca-'b CAki.FABi.TzN, Director. Tva'fnHI Fonndrfin 1853 by -iTD W e (KL'2-jBn''e tail information. X-FANie W. Hau, General Managec, 'TWOULD BE. A PICNIC FOR DMi Twould be aljiard grind on Uncle farmers and wage earn era ; HOW TO PREVENT UBOCP. Some Reading That Will Prove Interesting to Young; Mothers How to -Gnarl Aganst the -Disease. . CronD is a terror to vonnsr mothers and to post them cjneerning the cause, first symptoms" and treatment is the object of this item. 2he origin of croup is a common cold. Children who are Bub-! ject to it take oold very easily and croup ts almost sure to follow. The first symp tom is hoarseness;! this is soon followed by "a peculiar rough - cough, which is easily recognized and will aever be tor gotten by one who- has heard it. The time to act is wheln the child first be comes hoarse. If Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is freely glYen all tendency to croup will noon disappear. Even after the croup cough has neveloped it will prevent the attack There js no danger in Riving this remedy for it contains nothing injurious; lor' sale by D. P. Johnson, Druggist. - Theie is not a dollar in -the Durham county treasury. This bad state of af fairs is said to be due to the register of deeds, who has got the tax books in such a muddle that the . sheriff, cannot Reollect the taxes. 4 . . ; , - "Prepire for the), worst, but i hope for the best. says thej old proverb. Hope for health, but be prepared for colds, coughs, croup, bronchitis, pneumonia, or any other throat or -lung . difficulty by having .ffyer's Cherry Pectoral alwiys at hand. It is prompt to act, sure to cure.- j i - ' ) - The wife of Mr. Leonard .Wells, of East Brimfield, Mass., had; been suffer, ing from neuralgia for two' days, not being able to sleep or hardly keep prill, when Mr. Holden the merchant there sent her a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm " and asked I that she gave it a thorough trial- On meeting Mr. Wells the next day he was told that ahe was all right, the pain had left her within two hours, and that the bottle of Pain Balm was worth $5.00 if , it could not be had for less. For sale at 50 cents per bottle by. D. D,' Johasni Druggist. A man named have- declined to Simmons is said to become the private eecretiry of a man named Green for a peculiar reason. - The salary was tempt ing, and the work would have been light and agreeable,? but. then, as he said, he couldn't bear the thought of signing letters, "Green, per Simmons.' A Big; Siffn. One of the largest sigrs ever pamtea is seen on the roof of the Chattanoogf Medicine Cb's laboratory at the foot o. Lookout Mountain. The sign, is 175 ft long and 40 feet wide, and reads "JIo" Elree's Wine of Cardui for Women.' Some of the letters! are 20 ft. long, and can be read from the top of the historic old mountain. No visitor comes to this popular resort without having V Wine of Cardui" firmly impressed" on his mem ory. This medicine has increased in popular favor very -rapidly, and now stands at the head of its' class. Thou sands of ladies use it every month. What some people can call prudence, goes by another name in the next house. "A chemical success and ""medical triumph,"- so speaks an eminent physi cian" ; in reference! to Ayer's Cherry Pectoral; and the eulogy was none too stronsr. No other medicine is so safe and efficacious in all - diseases of the throat and lungs. - f . ; .The world is full jof heroes who never have a chance to prove that they are such. . - f - . . .... ... . .1 ' . , I . Hall's Hair Renewer renders the hair lustrous and silken.' eives it an evn color, and enables women to put it up In a great variety pi styles. Gqoo! advice: Never leave home on a journey without a pottle of Chamber lain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by D. D. Johnson Druggist. i 1 7,; , J :!...S::'; Governor Carr lost 71 bales of cotton by the burning of his shed last week. That was his crop as far as ginned. On it there was no insurance. -The gin is insured.- The Governor says he really thinks not over 10; per " cent, of' the cotton crop remained unpicked 'In; the fields when the rainj came Wednesday. He thinks 65 per cent, qf "an average crop a'very accurate estimate for this season s crop. SIG ..EADAGE1 Positively cared by these V Little Pills. V ' They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Too Hearty Eating. A per. feet remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsi ness, Bad Taste in the Mouth; Coated Tongue Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER, They Regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. :- Smaii Pill. 1 Small Dose. - - - Small Price. . carters ' r3lTTLE 1VER THE SILVER BARONS, BUT- Sam, and it would be at the expense of SERVED IN TWO WARS. THE OKir ALMOST WON WHERE TBS BCIXET FAJXEO. - Oar Sympathies Always Enlisted in the Infirmities of the Veterans. . . V From the Herald,"Woodstock, Va. ". There is anold soldier in Woodstock, Va., who 8ered in the war with Mexico and in- the. war of the rebellion, Mr. Levi Mclnfurf. He passed through both these wars without a serious wpund. The hardships, howevert told Berioutly on him, for when the grip attacked-him four years ago it nearly killed him. Who can look upon the infirmities of a veteran witont a feeling off the deepest sympathy ? His townspeople saw him confined to. his house so prostrated with great nervousness that he j could not hold a knife and fork at the table, scarcely able to walk too, and as he ot t amDted it, he often stumbled and ; f elL They saw him treated by the best talent to be had but still he- suffered on for four years, and gaveupfinalyindespa rT One"day, however,- he was struck byjthe account of a cure which had been effect ed by the-H8eof DrWillkms rfink tvi1r- TT. J . ..T-l,.. 1. rms. rie immediately oraerea oqx ffnd commenced taking them.Ha' says pe was greatly, relieved within .three days time. The blood found its way to his fingers and hands-which - had ,been Ealaied and assumed a natural color ,-and e was soon enabled to me his knife and fork, at the table. - He has.reaoveredhis strength to such an extent .that ;he is able to chop wood, shock corn as$d do his regular work: about his -home- He now says he. can not only walk to Wood- stocK, but ne can wait across the moun tains. He is able to lift tip a; fifty-Jwo pcuna weignt wita one nana, and says ne does not Know ; what JJr, Williams' Pink Pills have done- for others, but knows that they have .done a great work lor mm. --..--."' ' . r He was in town last Monday, court day, and was loud in his praisea of the medicine that had given him so great relief, tie purcnased anotner box and took it home with him. Mr. Mclnturf is .willing to make, affidavit ; to. thesa facts. A.;i ..ts H."i The proprietor oi Dr. Williams Pitfc Pills state that they are not a patent medicine, but a prescription used . lor many years a 3 an eminent practitioner. who produced the most : wonderful re sults with them, curing all ; forms of weakness arising from a watery condi tion or the blood or shattered nerves, two fruitful causes of almost every ill to which flesh is heir. The .pills are also a specific for the troubles peculiar to fe males, such as suppressions, all forms of weakness, chronic constipation, bear ing down pains, etc., and- in the case of men will give speedy relief and effects a permanent eure in all cases arising from mental worry, overwork, or excesses of wnatever nature, i.; They are : entirely harmless and can be given to weak and sickly children with the greatest good and without the slightest danger. Pink Pills are sold by ail dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of price, 50 cents -box, or six boxes for $2.50 the are never sold in bulk or by the 100 by addressing Dr. Williams' Medicine Coni pany, Sa i ectady, N. Y. . . P True religion ought to shine as bright ly on the streets . cars as it does in - the church, . . ."., A drowning man would have little use for a method of rescue which .would re quire days. A dyspeptic doesn't want to bother with a remedy that is coin to take weeks to show its beneficial effects. .:::;:';rf;44i!i"-; The Mount Lebanon Shakers are Offer ing a product under the name of Shaker Digestive Cordial which yields immedi ate relief. - The very first dose proves beneficial in most cases; ; and it is owinz to their . unbounded confidence in "it. that they have put 10 cent sample bottles on - the market. These can be, had through any druggist; and it will repay ine amicted to invest tne ; tnning sum necessary to make a trial. -if v The Shaker Digestive Cordial relieves1 aigesuoa oi looa. ; ; f y Laxol is the best medicine for children. ioctars reoom nd it in place of Castor ; It was a very cold morning; and Bobbie came rushing into the house very muce . excited. "Mommer,' he cried,'.' there's something to matter with me. Please send for tha doctor. I'm breathing fog.' ' " GlOAOHTf IGARETTES 'A 7 W.DuiwSona &Co.'T!fri fVllMlKKtM TOBACCO tOW!.' I POHHAM.H.O. U.S.A MADE FROM High GrcdD Tobnsco ABSOLUTELY PURE lit j my PRIVATE QALLAGHER'S DISTINCTION. The lecuilar Phraseolosy That :- Saved HIh from Courtinartlal. ' -For fifty-eight out of the sixty days that olapsed between the paymaster s bi-monthly visits to thspost, Trivate Giillagher was the best Soldier in the command. When be marched on giuird t was ten to one that he would : be selectetl as "orderly for the command lug officer," an honor always given to the smartest soldier in the guard. The .sjeeve of his dress-coat was a mass of service and - war - chevrons; . on: Lis breast he wore the Sharpshooter's cross with two bars, and the Congressional niedal of honor, won by his cool valor many years before in Arizona, when, finding -himself cut off with a wounded captain and four cartridges by three Chiricnhua Apaches, he shot the three dead before they could pull a trigger. Service and war chevrons he had ga lore, but . his ,sleeve was bare of the non-commissioned officer's stripes;. and Uie reason of It lay in the occurrences of the two eventful days of the above? mentioned sixty. ;The ink of his signa ture on the pay-rolls was not dry be fore Private Gallagher was. on his way to . the adjacent town there to ex change the. crisp bills of the paymaster for the vile whiskey of the "Bucking Broncho" saloon. That night at check roll-call Gallagher was reported absent, and again at reveille; and next morn ing when the patrol sent after - him marched Into the post, , the 6mart-soldier of the day before would never be recognized in the battered and inert form that was carried into the guard house. -" . -, Remonstrance : and reprimand had first been tried by all the officers, from the Colonel down- to the last graduate from the Point Then the wheels of . military justice : were set to- grinding, and again and again Private Gallagher stood up before garrison or summary courts martial to plead "guilty, sor," to the' charge that, in the soldier's code, covers a multitude of sins "conduct to the prejudice of - good : order - and military discipline." -At last the Col onel's patience, gave out. One morning when, after a pay-day spree, Galla gher, looking as spruce;' and ! soldierly as if he had never seen the Inside ot & guard-house, knocked . at the door of the Colonel's office t and announced, "Private Gallagher reports as com manding officer's orderly; sor," he rvas told that, the next offense would bring liiul before a general : court martial Now ageneral court martial for a sol dier with Gallagher's record of "pre vious . trials , and convictions' meant nothing less" than -dishonorable dis charge from-the army. ' ' - One afternoon, as the paymaster's ambulance and escort were disappear ing down the road In a cloud of dust on, their way ; tot the railway station, Lieut. Barker, the senior lieutenant; of Gallagher's company, was hurrying to wards the -barrack for the daily drill, wondering how many; men would le suffering from that " tired feeling, the bacilli of which seemed to beenerated hi the air by the mere presence of an officer of the pay corps at -the post. .For the first few moments of thedrill tBarker noticed,, nothing unusual, ,:save- a . smlhr of far-off beatific content -on Private Gallagher's" face, and:" an bi clination, hastily corrected, to "execute -"fours jight"; at 'the command 'rfours IeftJ'These. yagaries? the i lieutenant was disposed to overlook, ndt;. wishing to be ; the- means of bringing irthe old soldier before -the general comt with which the Colonel had threatened him. But Tnaiters vgrew iwrorse as ; the drill went on.' Finally:, when Gallagher, be gan to show a contempt for the-lnter-val between files of the new drill regu lations,' and bis preference for-r the old ."shoulder; to - shoulder" formation ; by leajiing heavfly against his neighbors in'" ranks, the - lieutenant lost . his pa tience and- exclaimed: "Sergeant-Murphy, take Gallagher behind i the - bar-. racks and drill him there by himself !" - At the end of a half-hour Barker brought his company to a ""rest," and proceeded to the barracks to see what success Sergeant Murphy and Galla gher were having with their evolutions a deux. The picture that met his eye was not encouraging. The sergeant had evidently- given the thing up in despair, while Gallagher was sitting upon the steps of the porch, bis head between his hands, In an attitude, of complete collapse. T t c - J r - -i v ' "Wefi, Gallagher, Inquired the lieutenant,- "what's the matter with you now?" c -'Z.:4.i:'-C: -i "Oi'm sick, sor, replied Gallagher screwing up his face into an expresstoa of mortal agony. ; '':,i.'- "That story will hardly do," said Barker, - "You're not sick: , you're drunk." - -i;-i- ... -;v ."Indade, lieutenant, oi'm not dhrunk, sor."-,;,.,-- r-A"r.''U4y.. "But I see plainly that you are, Gal lagher." : R -ry-f ry.i-:.yO: For a-moment the old soldier knit his brow in ' an apparent struggle to glye fit expression to a great truth that was stirring In his brain; then, in a trium phant voice, ho. exclaimed : "No, lieu tenant, oi'm not; dhrunk; oi may be lyin, but oi'm not dhrunk." : " And Private" Gallagher was never tried by general court martial, for Lieu tenant Barker is still trying to fathom the full - meaning of Private; Galla gher's distinction Harper's Weekly. ., - . 1 " 1 " " 1 '-V" The -Editor'. Joke.;.;?:tf yp. The man Was as Thin as a rail and had the cadaverous look of a poet out of a job. At least that's the way he appeared to the editor as that gentle man raised his eyes from his work to see what It was shuffling across the floor towards : his ; desk, says the- De troit Free Press. . t'' "Good morning, said the visitor. . "Good morning,'' responded the editor. "You are the editor?" said the visitor inquiringly, half In doubt. -"Yes, I know you are j I can . always" tell an editor by; bis intellectual expression. 'I have here, sir, an article for the press." "Prose or poetry ?? queried the editor, hot regarding the flattery. " mav- gav " jtiotn, sir; a combination erroi-t, 1 Ah, you must be a cenlus.?' "Well, sir," and the visitor plumed himself, "I. am considered by my friernds a Napoleon of Uterature, sir." The editor didn't like that a httfe bit "Um," he said, looking him over. "Um, I didn't know you were a Napo leca, but I knew you were a bony part of literature; anybody tOuld see that with half an eye." j . -. v ; - "Appropriate. '"Thar Is Mrs. Specie, there. Sh is a society leader; right In the swim. . "So? By Jove! she dresses for It." Puck. -.. , - You should never ludge a railroad by the cigar., sold on Its trains. Puck. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castona. When she waj a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Hiss, ahe clung to Castoria. . When ahe bad Children, she gave them Castoria. Tried Friends Best. Forthirty years Tutt's Pills have proven a blessing to the invalid. Are truly the sick man's friend. illKhown Fact ; Fof bilious headache.'dyspepsia sour stomach, malana,c6nstipa-" tion and all kindred diseases TUTT'S Liver PILLS AN ABSOLUTE CURE. : Walter IJcsaat JUevive. an Old and Gol -.",.., . , '-.' !".,-- Story. , -,:.' - Do you know "the story of the man who!- had two wives - and was JielJ blameless? asks Walter Besant in tha Ixndon Queen. His name was the Count von Gleichen; he was a-Thur-Inglan and.lt happened early in 'the thirteenth century. : The", count ;wen. forth as - was customary, to fight tne .mieen, whw'provetl, as too often happened,: the better warrior and, took iiiiu prisoner. : , Therefore the count i.l off to the palace of Nou- red.lln, "where he was made 'a slavs f and set to cultivate the delicious suai: lot of Ascalon in the garden of H. U II. the Caireue Caliph. His good looks and the knowledge that he was a giea): noble In' his' own country at tracted the attention of a certain prin cess, daughter of - the sultan, She heard his simple story; she wept for him.' She offered to. effect his escape for him on " one- condition that he .should uiarry". her. "Alas I Madame or your 'royal highness, or your illus triousness, whatever was the lady's tyle and title under: the rules of the Caliphate "I cannot," he repUed. "At home- therelanguishes for me a wife raid tender; children," " Why," , v she iasked, in maidenly S. surprise, "what ails the;man? ;;yAs if another wife or tvo would be ah obstacle I, Do ; the laws of the prophet (whoso name be blessed!) and the customs of. ".the Catrene Caliphate allow a man to have more than one wife?" . He yielded; he promised; she was as good as her word ; In a few j days they embarked together in a ship engaged by herself; and they arrived at Venice in safety. Could Oh! Chiistian moralist could this noble knight desert the princess to whom he owed his freedom? Never. He reialred ta Rome; he laid his ease before the Pope. His holiness, after considering" the matter, granted him permission, to keep both wires, and to be legally " married to ' both.. . Which was done; and the ; story : goes on to say, that they; all liyed together.in the greatest happiness, the Turkish lady being childless, i and loving her ' sister--wifo's children" as much ; as : If they Were her own. I know not whether this Count Gleichen was an ancestor of the Count Gleichen of our time. . If so, ; It Is- a long-lived family, for the man of the two" wives traced his line back to Charlemagne." The story is In Uajlel He says It must be owned that he considers the; fact as- doubtfuL What matter? -Are we : to give up a good story because; it never happened? Certainly not One must - preserve some regard for history. ' :.' Human Nature in Atchison. - - There is nothing in this weary world more unsatisfactory and discouraging than to give a present' that cost five dollars tliat looks as if it didn't cost more than two 'dollars. - '. V It Is a bad sign, when a "young hus band begins to go to see his folks without his bride. - You are- getting too old to flirt and dance if you can take a nap sitting p In a chair." -. When a man discovers that his wife believes everything he" tells her, - he tells her things that arc not true-s. ;It depends entirely upon how- much she has whetrrer or not it embarrasses a woman -to- have; her back" hair come down. " r - "f " -It doesn't take more V than "three months to take away the tiiumphant airfe young married woman wears in the presence of. unmarried ones. - - ;A married' woman's description of an Ideal man is "a picture of -the. kind she didn't get. r - ' . We are willing to bet that the devil Is a married man. ' ' - , The trouble- with peopIe;cbeing religr ious Is that they iire too conceited .to Imagine th "have anything to repent of. 1 v 1 T "No," admitted a, ma n this -morning, Mtay wife never-tells . jue that she is foud of me but she always makes the kind of pie -. I like best" , ' It has been our experience that wo men will forgive swearing and drink, ing whiskey- quicker than chewing: to. baccoov .ifMS-i'fii Some people get t married because - they are tired f. being - in love. . So much, less Is expected of married peo ple ; than-bf lovers, "rj-j Li - How: very seldom it Is you hear of a woman 'giving a family dinner to which her husband's'relatlves are In vited. r " - Have you noticed how baseless are the' grievances of your friends ? Your grievances have an:. equally ridiculous foundation to your friends. We- all make too much of our troubles. : . r TheJmost affectionate family we ever knew was- composed of - nine different members and they lived In nine dif ferent towns. . . - - ;;: , When a girl wants to. marry a man her father opposes she finds a cham pion In her mother. ;A mother will si ways oppose her judgment to her bus. oand s in a case of this kind. ? - - When a r man Is a little aueer as a lover he is awfully queer as a married :maxL::r , . xiuiuuie iyvw jnaites a very aom. ineerlng husband. Atchison Globe, p fWheatlii Chill Mists of the.MorulnK . A n v1.1. ' . , . Hanglika a pall over the surface . of the earth, it will be well for . you before venturing into the' Taw: vaporous air.- charged, perhaps, With the seeds of ma- lariaorprovocativsof rheumatic twinsres. to take : a wjneglassful of Hostetter's t- 1 1 1 .1.1 1 . oiomacn nnters, ana tnus snieKi your self from atmospherie influences thread eing to health. If you happen , to . cet snowed, sleeted or ramea upon, use the same preventive, and avoid the rheu matism or a dangerous , cold. The agreeable warmth lnfu-ed into the oir. culation by this general stomachic.- its invigorating and regulating properties commend it to ail appreciative of the fact that prevention ia better than (nrt Use the Bitters for dyspepsia, .bilious- nesSj nervousness and kidney trouble, sick neaaacne and debility. A good thought planted in good soil will grow. - , . An Ola San'a Coaus 1. Mr. Monroe D idson, of. GreenvDle, Ga., says. M&v 21st. 1893 : "I have Used Royal Germatuer for Kidney Troubles from which I have suffered from fcoy- nooa. 11 gave me reuei in a lew days, and is the only medicine - that has ever given me any permanent relief.- I take pleasure in recommending it to any one suffering trom any kind of Kidney trou ble S. I believe it is the best thing; that old people can use for debiiitviud ner; vousness ,"- New package, large bottle, 103 doses, $1. ! For sale at Fetzer's Drugstore. , h. Every dollar given down here in the name of Christ draws interest above. ! - . The cure ot rheumatism j has often taxed medical skill, but its prevention has been very easy by an occasional use of Simmons Liyer Bogulator , It keeps the liver well regulated, and the system free from poison. Therein ia the secret of health. Jil have used it for years for Indigestion and Constipation, - and also found it gives one relief from a touch of rheunatism.' N. Hughes, Lordsburg, . Whoever loves sin is a sinner,- no matter - how much he may give to the church.- . . ; u Uueklen'g Arnica Salve. - The best salve in the world for rats bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Ilheum,-Fe-ver Sores, Tetter; Chapped-Hands. ChiU blams, Corns, and all tjkin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles or no pay re quired. It is guaranteed-to give per- lvvi savisiacuon or - money refunded 1 nee j wauuAVTl . a box 1 For sale by-P. 13, Fetzer. 'A v Ji Castoria is Dr, Samuel Pitcher's prcscri and Children. It contains neither On other "Narcotic substance. It i.i -r ln-v. for iareg:orlc, lrops, soothing Syrup at is x ictuciuu. , -us j,uiutuiuu is Iliirty 'WIT.. rf. . i , tfH A. . . jSAUiioiis oi iuuiucrs. vasvona uescrov.; v. feverishness. Castoria, prevents vomit ; r c ti ,r cures Diarrhoea and "Wind C6licM ' Castor' teething troubles, cures constipation an-l "o castoria assimuaics ino iooi. vcr - ' ' u.e iff., on1 .-. lmnwla -- rritrirtt linlrliTr toria is the Children's Panacea the Motw i' Cas ' - - crs frien,i . . Castoria; - " Castoria is an excellent medicine for chil dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its good effect upon their children." . . j - v Da. G. C. Osgood, : . - !. " -:. Lowell, Hass. Castoria Is the best remedy for children of , which I am acquainted. Ihope the day is tot far distant whea mothers w ill consider the real interest of their children, and use Castoria in stead of the various quack nostrums which are destroying theirj loved ones, by forcing opium, morphine, soouiing syrup and other hurtful agonte down their throats, thereby sending them to premature graves.'' Da. J. F. KrxcHKLOE, '' .- . -:..' ,. :!-;..- Conway, Ark. The Centaur Company, TT Murray Str DON'T The Morris Hardware Oo have Mower., Knives -for aHMowers soli Erhpireand , Jeiser Machine Spikes, Well Buggies, Champion Mowers, Cooking Sto?e.: -nmmiiMnr 1 HnimnarirwiHirnrMiU'iiiirl tttTT-t t -in'i'i'i1rirrfi Uni SR ' All G-odds at towest Prices as Usual. ted -: " .-- " T&3 Acioicf LnPiffilsTDy, :!K.i mm f X ff? - J j .The factor iTr.r Jt 3- Cl V 1" tlii ' ttU lU till 1 il" '- M'--'-ib t befire they put ip their nri-cs I U: v. - - - .. ,1. .? .... .1 ; - v. .1... ftL";IHto lU(: laarKct anu ouuui int.- - W - . , ; t-Vu" C, . Stock ever before seen in this secti.-n .(j ; :" ' . - Every one who sees my stock . lVGAK-oAYE:-YOU-MGH IS " ; V WRITE ME BEFORE BUYiNH. ' " Leading Dealer in Furniture, Pianc uv.i rn, .1 $0 16 and 18 : WTrade Street,;- FBEE MKBICALREIERESIE UOOIfc. -64 pages.) for men anS women who v wmu W- . J J V. V J 1 UA disease peculiar to their sexf errors of youur concagions aisoasps, lemiue trou bles,, -etceto.-':::.:. A ' -"- V. f-.ttrri ftTlL ef limn i " tA' no v ' tnct age, to the leading ieciali8ts and -physicians- in this, conntrv. - Dr. HATir. AWAY & Co., 22 J ; So. Broad Street, Atlanta, Ga., ' O--- ----- - ..j. . Lavuidi i.1 w Flavell'sMQlS spring Garden st.Phila,Pa irhamberiain'j Eye and Skin OiatmeiW, Is a certain cure for Chronic Sore Kves Granulated Ey Lids, Soro Kipples, l'Hes, Eczoiia. Tetter. Salt Rheum 25 cents per box." For sak by druggitits. s" r: TO TTOHs-ra nwwi?-p a ?VTor putting a horse in a fine healthy con dition trv I)f. fnw'a f Vrrl;tJn t.V.-. J ..... w i U.WJtD. lney tone up the system, aid digestion, cure l-.co r,f or-; ii.i.r- - v rents vb tmisupauon, correct kidney dusorders and destroy worms, giving new life to an old or over worked Lorse. 25 ats per package . For sale by druggisU - HACKER'S - Promotcf a luxuriant ponltl. . - - AGT1CE.' - '. J . .MM inmwi A . . ' . . -m .... . i "auuu wviiaau in toe uniiea n-u, interested, w the Opium and Whisky .w.i w nam wnu ui iuv uooii on tnese ais 9 -Address H. M. Woolley, Atlanta. Ga. B2 3S2, and one wili bs sent jou tree. Wiat is um. t.t, It i.? t lmrm!- "By ' ii; "ma Castoi )ria.. " Castoria is so ,v, . . I recomiaen.1 it WSu' r,ZJ known to ciy.-' ypfesS' inSo.OxfoMt, Tt have sicken l'V enca -in f beir i i .in ft,r.: - . - v iiiHr acd a: thou "vu"-u mvuvs what is w tt! products, ym v.-p are ' t , M msncs ot LV.:or:a has woa favorupon I:.-' 'Til, Asj-gj; Allen C. i!ur.u. ive ast; Kew YorkCit, -THA COrin' ::uit j -EULIi LtXE CF 01 YOUR i i K Ui 1 BUY FURNSTUR! GQofis Never lC!u l", f r ,11 ft rr-r-.ssl 4-1 "l ' 1 I - ... heir prices, j 'i ;4 i 'S ii '";' . CHAKI- ( i T J. A ! I ChlcHe-n 51 hi" r,rM ILL in r 'r. rtvt '.Itin lh - w I-. sui;i - . ;,, wt B -Kellv.f for ' '' . tr Mi.ii. : ji-.-r" oM br ul tool I;r NOTICE. All persons h'cili:. W.--.Burkl.ead, Re sent them to ii;.-. r promptly. Ail p i--; will please c-t.ll m.-! a- - :. - AUl'A t Exrculix .of iln- b Of J. W. Buiklaaa. i Oct. 10 -4t. :.",i,-i.idtO 30 Families W ' To work in yw Mill. Application ceivedMintil & ber l5th. Co Cannon v Aug. 22 4m For Sale . Fiftr rfifV) sbu'n : 51 ufticiur ng Co. A; 1. 'P.' C. t Oct. 10 tf. r
The Concord Times (Concord, N.C.)
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
Nov. 14, 1895, edition 1
4
Click "Submit" to request a review of this page. NCDHC staff will check .
0 / 75