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SOCIAL & PERSONAL
By MISS COTT RKLL SHERRILL
' Telephone 78, Tribune Office. / *
The King's Daughters will meet to-!
nigh at 7:30 o'clock 'with Mrs. Ada
R. Gorman, on Franklin avenue. This
is- the regular monthly meeting, and
a full attendance of members re
Prof. Beach Will Speak Here. i
Prof. 1 William .Reach, director of j
music in the Winston-Salem public
schools, will come to Concord on the
5 evening of February Kith, and give a
lecture on “Public School Music." j
Prof.'Beach comes by invitation of the
k AVoman’s club,- under whose auspices j
the lecture is to he given.
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Smoot Society to Meet.
The.Smoot .Missionary Society wffl
meet Tuesday evening at seven-thirty ;
With Miss Mary Donnell Smoot at her
- home on Grove Street.
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Book Club Meeting.
The Friday Afternoon Book Club j
. met with Mrs. 11. S. Williams' Friday
at her home on West Corbin street,
v After the routine business. Mrs. .7.
F. BaAnult read a splendid paper
on “Our Southern Presidents." Fol
lowing the program Mrs. Williams
served a delicious salad course and
f-. Visitors of the club-gor-the after
noon were Mewl nines T.*711. Webb. A.
B. Pounds. A. R. Ha vis. j.lno. Reid, T.
C. Newman. James Springs, of (’har-i
lotte, aiul Misses Addie Goodman, Con
stance Cline and Belle Webb.
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With Our Sick.
Mr. T. C. Myers, who.lias been quite,
sick at bis home on East Depot street
' is reported as somewhat-better today.,
Mrs. W. A. Brown -is agaui able to j
he out after being confined to her homy,
for Several days with the flu.
The condition of Miss Danse
who has been iil for several days, is
very much improved today.
Mr. David Crowell is confined to bis
home on Franklin Avenue with an at-1
tick 7>f the flu.
The condition (if Mrs. .L 11. Long. •
who lias been ill for the week, is .
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The King's Daughters will meet on
Monday night at 7 :.'»0 o'clock at rlie 1
Inane of Mrs. Ada R. Gorman. . Mrs. j
G/>rman. after a visit, to Washington!
and Baltimore, returned' To Concord,
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With Our Sick>
Mrs. J. F. Haywood and son,
are confined u> their home on North
Union street by an attack of la grippe
and Nancy and Fahious Haywood have
Miss Myrtie Petrea is again able
to be out after being ill for several;
n •£• . ri i
bacmice Sale ‘
The Reliable Shoe Hospital' has purchased the stock**
. of Sol's Style Shop and will move into their new quarters
on or about March Ist.
The Entire Stock of Sol’s Style Shop Including,
Dresses, Coats, Suits, Furs, etc. will be placed on Sale
SATURDAY MORNING AT NINE O’CLOCK
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■with one object in view, and that is to sell out and make
room for the Shoe Hospital. ' . j
Reliable Shoe Hospital 1
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I IVJARDI GRAS
New Orleans Mobile - Pensacola
I Feb. 8-13, 1923 Feb. 11-13, 1923 Feb. 10-13, 1923
Southern Railway System
Announces * P
i§r ' s
Very Low Round Trip Fares
; "New Orleans —Tickets on Sale Feb. 6-13' inclusive
; . Mobile—Tickets *on sale Feb. 9-13, inclusive.
Pensacola—'Tickets on sale Feb. 8-13, inclusive
Final limit of all lickets, Feb. 20th, 1923.
If presented prior to Feb. 20th, tickets may be extend- ft
I “ ed until Nlarch 7, by paying fee of SI.OO. i!
j Five past Through Trains Daily i
Pullman sleeping cars, observation cars, club cars, din- |
I jng cars and coaches.
For further information and details call /bn nearest 1
j agerrt. -
R. H. GRAHAM,
Division Passenger Agent,
’ Charlotte, N. C.
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.Miss May Stockton, who has had the
flu for the past few days is again able
to he out.
Mrs. M. L. More is quite sick at her
home on North Church street with the
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i Thursday Afternoon Bridge Club.
The Thursday afternoon Bridge Club
held a delightful meeting with Mrs.
B. W. Means yesterday afternoon at
her home,on Grove street.
At the conclusion of the games a
delicious salad course was served by
I Besides the regular members!, Airs.
Means lmd as her guests Mrs. E .A.
I Moss, Airs. Charles Porter, Alta. A. B.
Davis, Airs. R. E. Ridenhour, Jr., Airs.
AI. R. Pounds, Airs. P. R. AfcFayden,
Mrs. A. C. AA’olfo, of Charlotte, and
i Aliss Kate Aleans.
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Mr, and Mrs. Fuller Entertain.
Air. and Airs. AI. B. Fuller entertained
rtke employees of the Motor and Tire
| Service Company at a live course
chicken dinner Thursday evening at
their home on East T>ei>ot street.
The table decorations were white
carnations and maiden hair fern and
the color scheme was pink and white.
Those present were: Alessrs. A. 11.
Jarrntt, C. P. Heilig, Sam Fetzer.
Charlie. Alehin. James Dorton. J. A.
Peek, Ernest AlcConnell, Zel> AViiite,
j Allman, Yandlt and Johnson.
i Public Welfare Department of Woman’s
| Club Gives Subscription Card Party
i One of the most enjoyable, aii well
as one of the most successful sub
scription' parties ever given here was
, the one given Thursday afternoon and
j evening by the. Public Welfare De
partment of the AVoman's Club at the
Merchants and Ala nu fact liters Club.
The large bill room of the club was
practically tilled with bridge tables
and the Valentine decorations added
much to its appearance,
i More than fifty people were present
pin the afternoon and about sixty-five
in the evening and more than fifty
! dollars was cleared ;by the department
; for its work.
Following the Raines chicken salad
and coffee were served by Alisses Jen
nie Brown. Alary DaYvaulr. A’ivginia
1 and Laura Yorke. in the after
noon and by Alisses Mary and Adele
Pemberton and Cottrell Sherrill in the
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K. K. Bridge Club With Airs. Ken
Airs. Kenneth* Caldwell was the
! charming hostess to the K. K. Bridge
(Tub Thursday evening at the home of
her mother. Airs. J. F. Goodson, .on
West Depot street.
Following the games frozen fruit
jsaiafl, sandwiches and coffee wore
served, Airs. Caldwell being assisted
.in serving by her mother. *
The prize for hifch score, a dainty
hand-made handkerchief, was won by:.
Aliss Lucy Richmond Lentz.
1 Those playing were: Alisses Margar
et Virginia Ervin, Lucy Richmond
Lenta, Miriam AI orris, Rosa Caldwell,
Elizabeth Harris, Margaret Bell and
Mesdames I. I. Davis, Jr?, Neil Good
: son, of Greensboro, M. L. Alarsh, Les-j
1 lie Bell, Harry Hopkins and Kenneth
! Mr. and Airs. 11. 1. Lewis and Aliss
Jessie Lewis, of Westpoint, /Va., are;
visiting Air. and Airs. G. B. Lewis at 1
I their home on South Union street.
! Aliss Elizabeth Coltrane and/ Mrs.
A'ictor Aleans spent Friday afternoon
in Charlotte. >
Air. R. L.' Alorrison. of Bristol, .Va.-
Tonn., is visiting his parents, iffr. and
! Airs. I). B. Alorrison. Airs. Alorrison
arrived Saturday from Albemarle,
j Air. Peter Boger Bost, of AI. P. C. 1.,
|is spending the week-end here with
liis mother, Airs. P. B. Bost.
j Air. and Airs. Ross Cannon and
1 children, of York, S. C., are spending
i several days here with ,J. W. Can
j Salisbury Post: Airs. T. Walter
Grimes,. Jr., who has been spending
some time in Concord, where she was
delightfully entertained as the guest
of her sisster, Airs. Alex Howard, has
j returned home.
Air. George Ritchie is visiting his
parents, Air. and Airs. Jno. Ritchie,
on South Spring street, after spending
several months in Cuba and Florida
on a pleasure trip.
Air. C. A. Alois has returned from
a week's stay in Now York,
j Aliss Mary Burton, of Raleigh, ar
j rived Friday to visit her sister, Airs.
J. F, Haywood.
Miss Pat Adams returned Friday
evoking from Alornoe. whore she has
been visiting relatives for the past
Aliss Sarah Louise Cline, of Queens
College. Charlotte, is spending the
week-end here with home folks.
Miss Margaret Ritchie, and her
room mate. Aliss Sara Thomas, of
j Queens College, Charlotte, are spend
i ing the week-end lio.re with Air. and
i Airs. C. F. Ritchie at their Lome on
i South Union street.
) Miss Essie Tow, of High Point, is
•the guest here of her sister. Airs. L. L.
• Duergins. Shi* will be hero about a
j Air. and Airs. J. A. Cannon, who
! have been visiting Airs. AA\ W. String
| fellow, in Anniston, Alabama, return
ed Friday night.
Airs. Fkilayson. of Richmond, Vir
ginia.* is visiting her daughter, Airs.
E. T. Cannon.
Alessrs. Frank Troutman and James
Wilkinson spent several hours in Char
Aliss Alary Peek left Friday after
noon to spend the week-end in Char
lotte with her brother. Air. J. C. Peek.
Airs. Neil Goodson. of Greensboro,
arrived Thursday afternoon to visit
j Aire. J. F. Goodson at her home on
j West Depot street.
Airs. Sallic Price fun
< ral here of Air. G. W. Brown Sun
day and is now spending some time
with Airs. Brown at the home of her
daughter, Airs. AI. M„Linke.r.
Air. L. A. Brown and sons. Lr A. Jr.,
and Clarkson, of Gastonia, were
guests of relatives here Sunday.
Air. 'and Airs. Tom Johnston, Airs.
Alaline Nicholas and Air. John Shaver,
of Salisbury, and Air. and Mrs. Will
i Wjseman, and Air. and Airs. Addie
Wiseman, of Spencer, attended the.
funeral of Air. G. AV. Brown Sunday
Mrs. David Lippard and little son,,
of Alillingport. spent the week-end
here with Air. and Airs. It, T. Lippard.
Air. and Airs. O. L. Sappenfield and
children, of Gastonia, spent the week
end here with Air. and Airs. A. L. Sap
Air. Nevin . Sappenfield returned to
day to Davidson College after spend
ing several days here with home folks,
j Aliss Cora Penninger spent the
week-end with home folks.
Aliss Margaret Hopkins has returned
; from a week's visit to-friends in Bur
Aliss Alary Spurgeon spent the week
! end Jn Charlotte.
Air. George Ridenhour. of Roanoke
| Virginia, is' visiting his parents, Alij.
I and Airs. (i. C. Ridenhour.
' Air. and. Airs. L. T. Hartsell are
| spending some time in Raleigh.
Air. C A Isenhour is spending sev
| oral days in Marion, Viriginia, with
i his daughter, Miss Ivaty Isenhour, who
! is in school there
Aliss Margaret spent the
i week-end with home folks at Granite
| Air. Robert Linker, of Newport News,
I A’a.. is spending some time here with |
1 home folks.
Alisses Maude and Kate Fisher, 'of j
, Charlotte,*spent the week-end in Rock
! Misses Billie Alisenlie.imer and Alary
j reek have* returned from Charlotte,
where they spent the week-end. s
Aliss Anna Stridor spent the. week
end in Uniqnville with home folks.
Air. and Airs. J. A. Cannon returned
Saturday from Birmingham, where
they were the guests of Air. and Airs,
iW. AV. Stringfellow. AVhilcV there Air.
jand Airs. Cannon, accompanied by Air.
iand Airs. Stringfellow and Aliss Alice
jEiater Cannon, composed a week-end
party to New Orleans,
j Air. R. T. Lippard is confined to his
| home with an attack of la grippe. I
I Airs. Paul Johnspn. of Charlotte.
I was the week-end guest of Aliss An- j
, nil# Snyder.
| Aliss Rose AA’iley. of Granite Quar-j
j r.v, spent the week-end here the guest
|of Aliss Lillie AA'iley.
Air. C, (\ Lentz returned to Hender
sonville. aftei- spending several days
i here vyitli his family.
! Mrs. K. V. Peacock and children
I AA’ilson A'irgiuia and Jack, have re
, tumid to their home in Thomasville.
! after spending several weeks here with
(Airs. Peacock's parents, Air. and Airs.
C. C. Lentz.
Mils. H. D. Huffstiekler spent the;
week-end in Harrisburg with her'
aunt. Airs. Alary Barbee,
j Air. Ed. Alorrison and children
i spent yesterday at Southern Pines!
i with Airs. Alorrison. _j
! Messrs. Edward Morrison and Press *
Faggart. of Davidson, spent the week- j
end here with their parents,
i Air. Jos. F. Goodman has gone to
Florida, wlisrei he expects to spend '•
about six weka. *
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THE CONCORD TIMES
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T 9 * “BLOW TOWNS OFU M A P.”
Letter Signed “I. W. W.” Threatens
-Reprisals Along 31. & N. -i.
I Every town along the ATissoun &
North Arkansas railroad is in danger
of being "blown off the map" by tne
use of airjihmes',' according to a let
ter received by Governor Mcßae, of
“If you don’t want every town on
' the Missouri & North Arkansas wiped
off the map, you had better get busy
and release all persons sent +o the
pen and have every member of that
mob at Harrison sent up,” says the
iletter. ' s
i “If you don’t act, we will give them
j a terrible dose of their own medicine.
The whole proceeding are a violation
of all law and 'order.
“If this is not done, we will send an
airolane over those towns and burn
and blow them up.
"We will see who laughs last. Get
busy and right this wrong.
“P. S.—Every striker that was
forced to Dave must be paid double
value for his property or hell will De
paid. Do you hear?"
The letter was signed “I. W. W."
The envelope was postmorked at
Springfield; Mo. No antt-aircraft but
terits will be established to repel the
“invasion,” the governor sam.
SAWYER WILL SERVE HJS
TERM IN PENITENTIARY
Withdraws Appeal and Surrenders
and Starts at Once For State Prison
at Ralr iuh;
Winston-Salem, Fob. .4. —C. M.lSaw
yer, well known business man of
Wins ton-Sal m,-who was recently con
victed of "the charge of conspiracy to
burn his harness store on Main street,
and gave notice of appeal, served
ivettee on tbe clerk of superior court
that he had abandoned h.s appeal. Ho
immediately surrendered to the
sheriff of Forsyth county and started
to Raleigh to begin service • of his
eight-vears sentence ,'n state prison.
Th's notice was witnessed by the
six men who had signed Sawyer’s
bond. Sawyer , then went with his at
torney. Raymond Parker, to the
riff's office and advisd Sheriff Mc-
Creary that he was ready to start to
the penitentiary. He was accom
oained to Ra.eigh by Deputy Sheriff
W ANT FORD AS INDEPENDENT.
American •Economic League W ould
Nominate 31 (dor ( ar Mam
A new political organization with
the object of nominating Henry Ford
for the nresidency on an independ
ent ticket was announced in Umatia,
Neb., by the American Economic
League. The league is a national or
ganization with* headquarters in
Omaha and is an outgrowth of the
Progressive party in Nebraska ana of
third party movements in other states.
Roy Harrbp' of Omaha is president
and E. E. Wickhanf of Ogden, Utah,
is secretary. Ford petitions are being
circulated in four states, according to
Harrop, and sixteen additional states
will b<‘ invaded scon 1 by the organiza
tion, hei said.
“So your Juhhny Thomp
son.” tiie teacher'said, to make sure
of (he facts, “but your mother’s nairfL
“Yes ma’am,” Johnny replied, -“you
see she married again am* I didn't.
The Sale .( Sales
SUITS. AND OVERCOATS
mm , i-4 off
Here s a Sale that will rank as the most
imMgri A//vn m ‘ unex P ectecl event years. Its not because
i' * Pi! / or the number of Suits and Overcoats we offer
obut because of tlie High Quality involved,
1 together with radically Reduced Prices.
/1\ This announcement should carry much
WSFT yAN _ J '-W weight in view of the rising woolen market
1 J 1/ ij . and resultant increase of all clothing for
, iHj ; J j j - ' - SUITS AND OVERCOATS
ll S2O Cut to $15.00
, I! $25 Cut to $18.75
W\\ I s3o'Cut to ________L__„ $22.50 -
! * s3sCutto ...$25.25
’ U y f S4O Cut t 0..; $30.00
M JjV I $45 Cut to $33.75
.gU U _ SSO Cut to ..,537.50
% Browns - Cannon Co.
FOR. S. S. INSTITLTE-
First Session Will Be Held Wednes
day Afternoon. —Will Continiys- For
The full program for the Sunday
School Institute, to Ik? held here Feb- 1
ruary 7, S and 9th in St, James Luth
eran Church, has been made public. It
First Session, Wednesday Afternoon,
Air. F. C. Niblock presiding.
■ 3 :00 Devotional —Rev.' AI. L. Hes
3:10 The Alost Important Period
for Christian Training—Aliss Daisy
A la gee.
3:40 Bait That Catcher and Holds
Alen and AVomen in the Sunday School
—Air. I). W. Sims.
1 -.10 Get Acquainted and Record
4:20 Our Problem —Mr. E. T. Al
Second Session, Wednesday Night.
Air. J. J. Barnhardt presiding.
7:80 Devotional—Rev. ,J. % F. Arm
7:40 The Price of Leadership—Air.
E. T. Albertson.
8:20 Record of Attendance. *
8:30 Holding Present Pupils—Mr.
D. AAV Sims.,
Third Session, Thursday, Afternoon,
Air. C. F. Ritchie presiding.
3.00 Devotional —Rev. AV. C. Ly
3:10 The Challenge (o Religious
Education —Aliss Daisy Magee.
3:40 The AA'orkers’ Council —Air. E.
4:20 Problem Solving Period. Con
ducted by Air. I). A\ T . Sims.
4: r,r, Announcements.
Fourth Session, Thursday Night.
Air. J. J. Barnhardt presiding.
7:30 Devotional—Rev. G. AA\ Rol
lins. . * /
7:40 The Superintendent tq Be.
Air. E. T. Albertson. .
8:1.1 Record of Attendance.
8:2.1 Better Results by Better Co
operation—Air. D. AY. Sims.
9:00 OfferinfCfor Support of North
Carolina Sunday School Association.
Fifth Session, Friday Afternco, Feb
Air. S. Kay Patterson, presiding.
3:00 Devotional—Rev, A. L>. Shel
3:10 AA'hy Boys Leave the Sunday
School. —Air. E. T. Albertson.
3 :40 AA'orship .in the Church School
—Aliss Daisy Alagee.
4:10 Record of Attendance.
4:2o —Problem Solving Period, con
ducted by Air. D. AAi Sims.
4 -.55 Announcements.
.1 :(K) Adjourn.
Sixth Session, Friday Night.
Air. F. C. Niblock j>re,siding.
7:30 Det’ostional—Rq/y. Jesse C.
7:40 Teaching Through the Eye
Gate —Air. I). AV. Sims.
8:10 The Call lor Trained Leader
ship—Aliss Daisy Alagee.
8:40 Record qf Attendance—Mr. E.
8:.a0 The Efficient Teacher—Air.
E. r l\ Albertson.
The following are the officers for
the County Sunday -School Associa
<• J. J. Barnhardt, Township Presi
J. B. Robertson, County President.
C. J' Goodman, A T iee-President.
Aliss Rosa Mund, County Secretary.
Forest Hill Goes Forward. \
AA’ork, suspended some time ago on
the big annex of the Forest Hill Aleth
odist Church, will be resumed at once
and -tUo enterprise rushed to comple
tion. This was the enthusiastic de
cision of the church at the regular
preaching service yesterday morning.
The pastor spoke very briefly and
turned the meeting over to the con
gregation. There were not set speech
es, but a large number spoke with* un
usual feeling and pledged themselves
to pay the outstanding subscriptions
on the building fund and continue the
work till it is (lone.
When the last touch has been put
upon this building it will be one of
the largest and best arranged church
es in • this section of the state. Not
only the membership of this historic
church, but its'friends everywhere, are
responding in a magnificent manner to
the call of oi>portunity to have a part
in the building. *
A very surprising and most inter
esting feature v of the day was the dis
play of potted' plants and cut flowers
Horn the florist. AA'lien the congre
gation assembled for service they
were greeted by a scene that sent „a
tliiill of pleasure to evbry heart. The
chancel, pulpit and piano, in fact the
entire front of the old auditorium,
had adorned as a bride for her
husband. Ferns, other evergreens
and lliree large vases of carnations,
the latter the gift of Air. AA T . li. Odell,
chairman of the board of stewards,
had been tastefully arranged to pre
sent a most pleasing effect.
All in all it \"is one of those days
that will Stand out in the memory otf
Air. Armstrong Accepts the Chairman
Upon the insistent invitation of Cjpl.
Geo. H. Bellamy and Air. J. L. Beal,
of Raleigh, Rev. J. Frank Armstrong,
of this city, has accepted the chair
manship of Cabarrus County in the
Near East Campaign.
Air. Armstrong was chairman of Ca
barrus last year and was able to roll
up a surplus above our quota of near
ly r>o. per cent. AA’ord comes from
Raleigh that the people in every part
of the State are responding with a
liberality never before known.
Tried to Rob Grave of James Jones.
New York, Feb. 3. —AATn. H. AA'il
liams, special agent of the "Treasury
Department, admitted today that an
attempt had l>een made to r.ob the
BjiLklyn grave of James Jones, Amer
ican seaman, in whose coffin the er<*vn
jewels of Russia \yere reported to have
been smuggled into this country.
Mrs. Newbride—Our cook says
those eggs you sent yesterdav were
Grocer —Very sorry, ma’am. They
were the best we could get. You see,
all the young chickeps were killed off
for the holiday trade, so lhe old m-ns
are the only ones left to do the
Mrs. Newbride—Oh, to be sure? I
hadn’t thought of that.”,
Monday, February 5, 1923,
AX IXCREASE IX LIVESTOCK.
Small Increase in Cattle' and Sliccp
sad a Slight Decrease in Horses
The annual report of the depart
ment of agriculture: on tKe supply 0 f
livestock in the country, just issued',
shows 5,595,000 more hogs, 720,' im
more cattle and 882,000 more sheep <>n
farms and ranches than a year a:.*
with a small decrease in horses aVi
a small increase in mules.
Total farm vplue of livestock is .
11l m.'Uion dollars, 312 million more
than a year ago, but 940 million !*•>.
than a~ year ago, amL 3.054 million
dollars less than in January', 1929.
of values of different
classes of avestock, and comparisons
with the figures announced a y ar
ago are here shown:
Horses numbered 18,853,000. a ite.
crease of 203,000 from last > oaf
Value was $1,314,956,000, a deerea
numbered 5,506.000. an m,
crease of 39,000, and were valued at
$472,735,000. a decrease : f 58.843.iMm
Milk cows numbered 24.429,000. an
increase of 3474)00 and were valind
at $1.241,673,'000 an increase of sl3-
Other cattle numbered 41.923 jute
an increase of 373,000, and were
valued at $1,076,254,000, an increase
Sheep numbered 37,209,000, an n
crease <ef 882.00C 1 , and were velued at
$278,939,000, and increase of $104,394,-
Swine numbered 63.424.000, an n
crease of 5.590,000. rnd wer? value;] a
$726,699,000, an increase of $144,251.-
Tbe number of these animals not on
farms, that is in cities and vibage-.
is not estimated but their number in
1920 was roDortad by the census, ;>«;
Horses. 1.705.611; nudes. 378.250; cat
tle, 2.111,527; sheep, 5540,042: swine,
The value per head on January 1
this year and, on that date in
was: Horses, $69.75 and $70.54:
mules, $85.86 and *88.09; milk cow.-.
$50.83 and $50.98; other cattle,s2s 67
and, $23.80: sheep, $7.50 and $4.S r ':
swine, and $10.07.
THUMBS IN SOUP NOT SCALDED,
Sc* SL Louis Hotel Resists Claim or
Patron to Damoges fer Spilfina.
'*On a waiter’s thumb” hangs $5" 1
for Ralph D. Coleman.
Coleman, an official of the’rytt« \.
Belt ra’lroad, sued the Hotel
in St. Louis, becaus? a waiter spillr<’
a bowj of hot soup on him “sen dine:
him severely and causing him gre.r
humiliation.” * -
Tlie hotel will base its defense on
an attempt to show tlie waiter ha 4
lTs thumb in the soup and that i*
could not have b?en "scalding."
Coleman maintains a “waiter's
thumb” is oblivious to hot soup.
AVhich Front I
Weary Waggles—‘‘Lady, I'm an ex
soldier. Will you gimme a sandwicnV"
Mrs. Blooey—“AVere you at tin
Weary Waggles—“ Yes, ’ma’am, but
nobody answered the bell, so 1 v.e:»)
around? to the back door.”
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Tim: “How are you getting along
at home while your wife’s away?”
Jim : “Fine. I've reached the height
of efficiency. I can put on my sock -
now from either end.”