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server.
The Danbury REPORTER AND POST
i* twelve years old. It is a good paper
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Lexington Dispatch.
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er Duggms cannot fail to increase in
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Leader.
Tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST
eame out last week with a loug editorial,
entitled, "Our Twelth Anniversary"
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That valued exchange, published in
Danbury, N. 0., tho REPORTER AND
POST, bas entered upon iu 12th anni
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erals as any in tho State of North Car
oluia, aud to battle for eorreet p litioel
measures. -Danville Times
"INO'ri I! NO MK IZ HUCCESS,"
DANBURY, N. G, THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 1885.
ytf ™ —WW _
Oft I've Iteard a ,'mitle nMtbfr
As tUe twilight lioura Bqgan,
l'leadlng with a siin on duty,
I rjpiHj hltn to U; a man.
l!ut unto !to. l>kic-i:jMU daiuhUir,
Thcnigii withlove'3l words nuite us ready,
I*'iinti»li' mt :> otlitv J.ify
"Strive, my dear, to )n> a lady."
What's a Judy? Is it something.
Made of hoops am! si Is and airs,
Used to decorate the parlor,
I.ie tbe fancy rings and chairs ?
Is it one that wastes on novels
Every feeling Ihit is human I
It 'tis tfiis to be a lady,
"l is not this to !>e a woman.
Mother, tlien, unto your daughter
Spea ac.iii. rh: iu» higher far
h;ui tt> be ine.-e fashion's la-ly—
"Woman" is the brightest star.
Ifyou, in your strong a!!i"'tlon,
l T rgi" your sou to l»t a tni" man,
rrge your ilaiiglitei no lesasti-ongly.
To arise and be a .vmuan.
V«, a wwnn ! Brlgbtoit model,
t>ft'ii.t high and perfect V .uty,
Wholetlie mind nVtl so iland I rly
Illi'iid to workout life's great duly,
lie a wouian; naught it higher
On the gilded crest of time;
On the ratalogue of virtue
There's no brighter, holier name.
—Moiit;u,ue Marks.
Nannie.
A Ntopy ill Hlilch tlio course of true
love lid Kun Muiootli.
1 cannot set down in so many words
just when or how it catne to bo under
stood between my partner, John Still
man, and myself, that I was to marry
his daughter Nannie, when she was old
enough. 1 haye an impression that she
was iu long clothes at tho time we first
talked of it.
t difd sly
tie girl, an.l old Mrs. Btilltnau took her
home to the family at Owl's Corner,
one of tho prettiest little villngos I ever
bad the good fortunate to see. liut
Niiiuiu was eighteen when I first met
her a woman, and this was the scene of
our meeting.
John had sent for me to come to
Owl's Comer on a certain July day,
promising to drive out to the station
and meet me, us my elJorl) legs eovor
ed tho ground but slowly. We had re
tired frum busiu-'SH, rich men both,
some five years before, and correspond
ed regularly. Rut I had been abroad,
and this was my first visit to Owl's
Corner in teu years. I remembered
Nannie aa * romping child, fond of
swiiging on the gates, climbing up giape
arbors and importing hor neck fifty
times a day, John always saying on
such occasions :
"She's a little wild, but she'll get
over that.'
1 waited at tbe station for half an
hour, then seeing no sign of John, 1
started to walk to the honse. It was
midday and fearful hot, aud when 1 had
accomplished but half the distance I
turned off tho road and started through
a grove that gave me a longei walk, but
thiok shade. 1 was resting on a broad
stone, completely hiddon by the bushes
on every side, when I heard Johu's
voice :
"Where have you been V
There was«nch dismay and astonish
ment in tho voicu that 1 looked up in
surprise, to find that he was not greet
ing me, but a tail, slender girl coining
toward him. Such a sight' Sho was
dark and beautiful, dressed in a thin
dress of rose pink, faultless about tho
waist and throat, but from the wnist
down cliugitig to her otio mass Jof tha
greenest, blackest, thickest mud and
water
"ln the duck pond,' sho answered,
with a voice as clear and musical as a
chime of bells. 'Don't oonie noai
me!'
"Yon are enough to wear a man into
his grave."
"Thoro, don't scold,' was the coaxing
reply, "little Bob Ryan fell in, face
down. It did not make any uiatorial
difference in bis costunc, but I was afraid
be would smother, so I waded in after
him. Tbe water is not over too foct
Jeep, but the mud goes cloar through
to China, I imagine. It is rather a
pity about my new dress, isn't it ?"
•A pity '' roaud J jhu, "you'll come
to an untimely end soicc day with yom
freaks. As if thoro was nobody to pick
au Irish brat out o( the duck poud but
you »■
'There actually wax nobody ols« about.
There, no#, don't be angry. I'll go up
ti the houso and pat on tbat bewitching
white ntlau that caino from New York
las* week, and lie all ready to driye oyer
to the station with you, at what time »'
"About 8. Lawrence it coming on
the 2:10.'
And 1 had come on the f'J 10. This
accounted fer the failure to meet me. 1
kept snug in my retroat nnt J. John and
Nannie were well on thoir way home
ward, wondering a little how uinny young
ladies in uiy circle of, fmtifttoald
have so *i»r.. If -■ * ' tss
to pick up a beggar's brat G. t of the
mud.
When I, in my turn, ivached the
house, John was on the porch waiting
for Nannie's reappearance. He gavo
mo a most cerdial welcome, ordering
luncheon, called Nauoio fts mother,
aud a man to go for my tr>ink, all in
one breath, aud seemed rea.ly rejoiced
to seo mo.
Presently a slender girl with a truly
"bewitching" white dress trimmed with
dashes of scarlet rihbon, ana smoothly
braided black hair, tied vith scarlet
bows, came demurely into tho room,
and was introduced. Nevar however,
in that first hour. coulc. the_ ildest im
nginatiou have picked Nani. o Btilluiau
wading into a duck pond- But tho
half-shy, l;alf-dignificd con , any man
ner soon wore away, and Nc raie and I
were fast friends beforo d.nner. She
sang for me in a voice as delieiously
Iresh as a bird's caiol, sho teak me to
seo her pets, the new horse '-'..at was hor
last birthday gift from "pap \" tho ug
ly little Scotch terrier with t\e beauti
ful brown eyes, tho rabbits Guinea, hen,
and tho siperuunuated old ; ony, who
bad preceded the new horse.
In a week I was as lova as
ever John tould has desired. Nannie
was the most bewitching maiden I had
I ever met, childliko aud yet womanly,
| frank, bright and full of girlish freaks
| and boyish mischief, and ye* well edu
! eaicd. with yeol'y Woi.dcjiA .vuio
! gifts iiud ttlll'of nobW! (fiof,yV*T yilie
was a perfect idol in the vil'ago, her
friends and neighbors thinking no party
complete without hor, while tho poor
fairly worshipped her.
John allowed her an almost unlimit
ed supply of pocket money, and she was
lavish in all charity, trim blankets for
old woman, tobacco for old iuen, to can
dies for children, and i ides on her horse
for the urchins. And she hai a way of
conferriug favors that never wounded
the pride of the most sensitive.
We rodojtogothor every morning, we
walked in the 000 l evening hours, wc
spent much time at the piauo, and dis
cussed our favorite authors, and one day,
when 1 asked Nanuic to be nly wife,she
said, ooolly :
"Why, of course, I thought that was
all understood long ago !'
I was rather amazed at such matter- i
of fact wooing, but delighted at the re
sult. How could I expect any soft,
blushing speeches ' 1 suppose 1 rank
ed just wbere John and Nannio's grand
mother did m her affections.
But one morning when Mrs. Stillman
was nipping her geraniums in the sitting
room, and John was reading the morn
ing newspapers, Nannie burst in, her
beautiful face all aglow, her eyes bright
with delight, orying:
'Oh, Grandma ! Walt has come home'
I saw him from my window riding np
tho road.'
Sho was going then just is John ex
claimed :
'Confound Walt!' '
'Who u Walt?' 1 naturally inquir
ed.
'Walter Bruce, the s"u of one of our
neighbors. Ho has been like a brother
to Nannie all Iter life, but went off to
Kuropo two years ago, when ho came of
age. They wanted to correspond, but
I forbade that. So he has turned up
again.'
It was evident that John was terribly
yexed, and I very soon shared his an
noyance. Walt, a tall, handsome young
fellow, improved, not spoiled by travel,
just haunted the house.
He was generally off with Nannie as
soon as be arrived, and blind to Mrs.
Stillman, bar conoealed coldness and
John's saicastie speeches about boys
aud puppies.
As for me, by the time niy sleepy
~cycs wore opened in tho morning Nannie
had taken a long ride with Walt, and
was at the piano when 1 caino into the
room, and Walt was walking beside
Nannie whon the hour far our usual
stroll arrived.
And the very demon of mischief pos
sessed the girl. Tbcto was no freak that
she was nut inventing to iuiporil her life
—riding, driving, boating—and 1 fairly
shivered sometimes at the prospect of
my nervous terrois when be
my task to try to coutrol thin quicksil
ver temperament.
Put ono day when 1 was in the sum
mer house, a very rueful little maiden,
with a toar-stained face oaute to my
side.
'Walt is going away " sbo said.
'lndeed V
'Yea, and ho says I'm a wioKnd flirt,'
with » choking sot; 'I thought I would
ask *ou about it." \
'.Vi» iui what !'
'Our getting married. You know
pnpa told mo I was to marry you ages
and ages ago V
'Yes.'
'And 1 knew ic was all right if he
said sn. But Walt says you must be a
muff if you want a wife who is all the
time thinking ot somebody else.
'And you know I cau't help it. Walt
has been my friend ever since we were
little, and w. were always together.—
And when ho wan in Europe papa
I wouldn't let us write to each other, but
I kissed bis picture overy night and
morning, and wore his hair in a looket,
and thought of h'ui all the time. And
ha says you wou't like it after we are
married.'
{Well, not exactly,' I said, dryly.
'You'li have to stop thinking of liiiu
then.'
'I don't believe I ever can. And so
1 thought I'd tell you, and perhaps
'l'erbaps you will tell papa we don't
care about being married after all. 1
don't tbink I could ever bo sedate and
grave like an old lady, and of course 1
ought to be if I am to be an old man's
wite.'
•Of course.'
'And I am so rude and horrid, I
know I am not nice like city girls, and
1 am altogether hateful; but Walt don't
oare.'
L rather agieed with Walt as she
stood in shy confusion before me, her
I misty, her iwcot lips uuivor
ing. U was a sore vA'ench 'to give har
up, but I was not quite an idiot, and
I said gravely •
'Hut your father V
' Vos, I know; he'll make a real storm;
but then hit storms don't last long, aud
maybe you have changed your mind.
You have, haven't you V
'Yes ; the last half hour has quite
changed my matrimonial views.'
I could not help smiling, aud the next
moment two arum encircled my neck, a
warm kiss fell upon my cheek, aud Nan
nie cried :
'You aro a perfect darling—a pcrfcot
darling ; and I shall love you dearly all
•my life.'
So when 1 lost her love I gained it.
She flitted away presently, aud I gave
myself a good mental shaking up, and
concluded my fool's paradiso would soon
"have vanished if I had undertaken to
I make au 'old lady' out of Nannie.
John's wrath was loud and violent,
lie exhausted all the viturporative lan
guage in the dictionary, and then sit
down panting but furious
' Come now,' 1 said what is the ob
jection to young Bruce ' Is he poor''
'No, eonfound him ! Ho inherits his
grandfather's property, besides what his
father will probably leave him.
'ls he immoral !'
'I never heard so.'
'What docs ail him, thon ?'
'Nothing ; but I have set my bend on
Nannio's luarryiug you.'
'Well, you sec, she has set hor heart
in another direction, and I strongly ob
ject to a wife who is in love with some
body else.'
'What on eatth brought the puppy
home ?'
'Love for Nannie, I imagine, v'oine
•lohn . you won't bo my fii!her-in-law,
for 1 will not marry Nannie if you
are ever so tyrannical ; but we can
jog along as usual, the best of friends—
look !'
'I pointed out of the window as 1
spoke. On the garden walk, shaded by
a great oak tree, Walter Bruce stood,
looking down at Nannie with love ligh
ted eyes. Hor beautiful face, all dim
pled with smiles and blushes, was lifted
up to meet his gaze, and both her little
hands were fast prisoned in his strong
ones.
John looked. Ilia face softened,
bis eyes grew misty, and presently he
said :
llow happy sho is, Lawrence !'
'And we will not cloud ber happiness
John,'l answered. This is right and
fitting. Nannie is too bright a May
flower to bo wilted by being tied up to
an old December log like me.'
So when, half fearful, tho lovers came
iu, they met only words of affection, aud
Nannie's fa;e lost nothing of its sun
shine.
She was the loveliest of brides a few
uioutbs later, and wore tbe diamond pi
pure I had ordered for my bride at her
wedding. And she is the most charm
ing little matron imaginable, with all ber
odd freaks merged into a sunshiny cheer
fulnefw, and her husband is a prond,
happy man, while I am Uuble Lawrenoe
to tbe jhildrcn, and tbe warm fricud to
tho wbolu family.
A Sucrennl'ul Scheme.
Two darkies had to carry a large
disk to the bouse of Dr. Blister, who
bad bought it at the furniture store.
When they arrived with the desk he
was in and directed them where to put
it. The darkios expeotod to get a quar
ter apiece at least for their cx'.ro trou
ble, but alas ! tho doctor did not give
them anything at till, lie forgot all
about their sufferings in carrying the
heavy desk up twj Sights of stairs.
They consulted together for a mo
ment in tho ball, and then they began
to fight and pound each other, calling
each other all manner of vile names.
No suoli uproar had been heard since
tho adjournment of the Legislature.
Dr. Blister, hearing tho noise, came
out and wanted to know the causo of
the disturbance.
" Dis heah niggar kep' for hisself do
mouey what you guv him for us bofc,
fortotin'dc desk up de stairs," said
Sam.
"You is a liar. De doctor didn't
gib me do money. You got do money
and kep' it," retorted Jim.
"You are both wrong, boys," said
Dr. Blister. "I didn't givo either of
youanythiug, but I'll make it all right.
Don't fight any more," and taking out
his pocket-book he gave them a quarter
each.
Those #bo assort that the colored
man has no executive ability Bhould pon
der a,vor tjib iteir.—'J'oras Sifting^
'Lecfclineerluic Agin Andy.
Col. Will Beaslcy, who has just re
turned from the mountain districts of
Arkansas, was determined not to be
outdone by tho squatters. ' 'Ono day,'
said the colonel, "1 stopped near a cab
in and asked of au unconcerucd-looking
man who sat on a fence :
"How far is it from here to Jones'
ferry 1"
« 'How fur is what!"
'«' The road.'
"'What road?'
" 'To Jones' ferry.'
"Do you want to go thar V
" 'Yos, or I wouldn't ask bow far it
is.'
" 'Didn't know but you was out sur
veyin' the country.'
"Ho leaned over the fence, spit at
something on the ground, and, seem
ingly, dismissed tnc subject from his
mind.
'"Come, wake up,' said I, but be
maid no attention to me. Tbon I
thought it would be a good ider to star
tle him.
" 'My friend,' said I, did you know
that Andrew Jackson was dead ?"
" -110 jumped off the fence aud shout
ed : 'Mose, fetch uie my gun hero quick.
Here's a blamed feller 'locshneerin'
again old Andy.'"
Flnuuclul Melancholy.
A few days since a Detroit wife called
at the cilice of a prominct physician to
consult him regarding her husband's
state of health, and being invited to ex
plain the points, she said .
"Well, ho eats enough and lie doesn't
shirk woik, but he doesn't seem to havo
.illy ambition to go anywhere. He hasn't
bocn to church for a year, won't even
go to tho door of an evening wlion a
brass band is playing, and be seems to
have tallcn into a sort of lethargy and
despondency. I think he will go crazy
yet over his melancholy."
The doctor agreed to look into his
case in a day or two, aud when he finally
called at the house he was met by the
wltose countenance bctrayod per
fect satisfaction.
"Is there any change 1" queried tho
physician.
"Oh ! yes—a groat change !" she re
plied. "A friend came along last night
and gavo Obudiah a free ticket to tbe
negro minstrels' and he was so anxious
to go that ho hardly ato a mouthful of
supper. 1 think the indications tiro
cheering, doctor, perfectly cbooriog !"
Speech is certainly silver at tho tcl
cgrndh office. Ten words for a qtiar-
NO. 9'
SHALL BITES.
All tbe summer resort* are tow wall
patronized.
Nothing gives more peace than a
clear conscience.
Justioe exacts nothing that may pot
be honestly paid.
Dilligenee in any calling will produce
satisfactory results.
The number of oolleges in the United
S'at.ii! aotd. wn at 370.
Judge James Garland, of Lynchburg,
Va., died on last Saturday.
The weight of an ostrich egg is equal
to twenty-eight hen's eggs.
Reason exerts tbe most powerful in
fluencc over all human affairs.
Allow some hours out of every twen
ty-four for rost and recreation.
Strength is given in accordance with
our needs for every undertaking.
No man can long expect to prosper
who is not guided by legitimate actiou.
The cause of right will ever triumph
over lraud and cunning and rascality.
To seouro the esteem of the wise it
is necessary to show respect unto wis
dom.
Among men he is esteemed tbe wi
sest who is the most patient under af
fliction.
Riches are not so much to be desired
as the natural ability to earn a compe
tency.
Reason conduces to reflection, and
reflection produces judgment and dis
cretion.
To grow old in usefulness and honor
is noble, and brings the sweetest reward
man can claim.
Michigan allows to each farmer who
uses wide tires on his wagon a rebate
1 ob his taxes.
' To refcp Cii fUit fruits of labor, ife*
employment of energy, tact and talent
arc indispensable.
Mercy is still abroad in the land,
notwithstanding the heart of man i»
closed to her appeals.
Pride is never a concomitant of genl
- nor is true worth ever wrapped up
in a handsome garb.
To be satisfied with little savors of
wisdom, and he who is so constituted if
happier than a king.
He who delights in labor has fvund
the philosopher's stono that ennoblea
and purifies everything.
Two wrougs do not make a right; nor
would a thousand actions of right pur*
pose constitute a wrong.
If wo are in health, peace and safety,
we can not reasonably expect more of a
vain and uncertain world.
Tbe day of ruin is near, when unwar
rantable pleasures aro pursued and vi
cious company encouraged.
Sometimes it behooves me to forget
themselves in order to lend assistance to
tber fellow-crcaturos.
Experiments made in Paris show that
the coreodile can bring its jaws togotber
with the furoc of ovei 300 pounds.
It is said that the electric lights at
Saciaiucuto can bo seen from the high
land nea- Jaeksou, Cal., a distance of
sixty miles.
A boy will cat and a bay will drink,
And a boy will pluy all day ;
Rut a boy won't work, and a boy wou't
think,
Rccause he ain't built that way.
A bit of nonscncc all tbe way from
Germany . Carl—Mother, in the milk
bucket was a dead mouse. Mother—
Well, bast thou it thereout taken.
Carl—No, I have the cat (herein
thrown.
Riding Pegasus with a side-saddle ;
Julia W.—We must decline to publish
your beautiful poem ou tho Ewige
Wcibliche in Goethe for two reasons.
Tho one is, because ill tbe first stanza
you make Gocth rhyme with "both," ill
tho second with "teeth," and still again
in tho third with "thiity."
At noon Monday, while nnder the
influence of liquor at Nashville, Tenn.,
llenry Vandcrflight, a baker, leaped
from the suspension bridge across tho
Cumberland river to the water below,
a distance of 110 foot. lie turned
several times in the air and struck tbe
water with a terrible foroe. fie will
| probably recover.