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PU3LIPHED THwIUiJAYS Tlie l>a 11 bury Reporter mod Thursdays at Danbury, N. C., and entered at the Danbury pustoliice ax second class matter, under act of Congress 1., Pepper, Kililor «v Publisher - - - K. V. Proper, IJusiness Mgr. National Advertising Representative New York i Chicago : Detroit : Atlanta : Phil*. I Embury, North Car., Thursday, Sept. 2, 1943 % Last Will, Testament i Ui Adolph Hitler" Sent m By Ivey Royal The Danbury Reporter, Danbury, North Carolina. Tear Editor: Please print the enclosed ar ticle in your next issue: Yours very truly, IVEY ROYAL, Chester, Pa. LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF ADOLF HITLER Alias Adolph Schickelgruber I, Adolph Hitler, being of un sound mind and misery, and con- j sidering the possibility of a fatal accident known as assassination J declare this to be my last (you hope) will and testament. To FRANCE, I leave all the beautiful Madamoiselles in occu pied Paris. I was never the one for girls. WHOOPS! To ENGLAND, I leave the * -i original manuscript of MEIN KAMPF, which their R.A.F.' spoiled. I had written a different i finish, but their fliers got me in the end. Ochool will be a little different this year-- •' a little more intense, a little mere serious because we are at war. « 11 Harder work and harder play mean Lighting Hygiene requires clean * added fatigue—especially for young eyes. | ajnp bu jjj ß and diffusion shades, clean * Let s protect our precious vision by see- ... , : , M ing that every child gets good lighting ceilin « 3 ; and proper exposure of work S habits. material to the light source. Simple measures—but very important for the whole family! * V \ . i » Electricity and Gas Are Vital In War Don't Waste Them! V D 11 k e Power Co. ! To NORWAY'S QUISLING, I leave my DOUBLE CROSS. He | was a PIKER compared to me, ' when it came to double crossing. To POLAND, I leave a 10x10 gold-framed photograph of my self to hang in their public schools to scare the hell out of any kid who might THINK along Nazi lines. To THE JEWS, I leave a new HOLIDAY, which they will cele • braT? annually. The whole world knows I was KIND to them but they somehow did not seem to appreciate it. To AMERICA, I leave Walter J Winchell who always said, "To HEIL with Hitler". I know he'll | be very busy on my funeral day so he'd better not come—Business before pleasure. To MUSSOLINI, I leave my Chaplin mustache, which he is to make into a toupe for his ivory jdome. He will need a disguise to hide from the Italians who know ■ l what a mess he got them into. To RUSSIA, I leave all my FROZEN assets. I never could warm up to Comrade Stalin, or get near enough to Moscow to ev THE DANBURY REPORTER en smell VODKA. To FRANKLIN D. ROOSE- I VELT, I leave my apology for in | terruptins hi'a "wiling, but he gat even. His "Unconditional Sur render" agreement at Casablanca j certainly cooked my goo3e. 1 To GOELiJLXS and RIBBEN TROP, i leave 30 million mark J I (two dollars) to buy a gift for my mother and father who aro getting married the day I die. To COUNT CIANO, son-in-law of Mussolini, I leave the Victoria | Cross for bringing down in ONE (day, 41 bombers and 72 fighters— all ITALIAN. To JAPAN (Land of the RIS ING SCUM) UTROHITO, I leave all xny medals which will help him sink quicker when he goes down in the Pacific. To THE GERMAN PEOPLE, I leave all pictures of myself, es pecially those printed on soft paper, as I know what they will do with them. To HIMMLER and GOERING, I leave the final execution of my will as they are experienced at executions. TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, I JUST LEAVE, AND WILL THEY THANK GOD! MY FINAL WISH is that I be buried in an ASBESTOS SUIT, a3 I will need it where I am going. ADOLF HITLER Alia Adolf Schickelgruujr Dated: Very Soon. GERMANY. (3UY BONDS OR WEAR BONDS! kk Tin Mr cent of your Income I la War Bonds will help to BT build the planes end tanks fM* that will Insure defeat of Hit /■ '*r and hi* *tl» nartners. THIRTY-FOUR MEN LEAVE FOR CAMP The Local Draft Board lists be- Tow the names of the men who are caiTeJ up i'or induction in the I September quota. They will ')* inducted at Camp Cfoft, S. C.: This contingent will entrain here tomorrow at 9 a. m. j William Benton Shough liufus Otis Campbell ' James Ralph Wilson Herbert Gilber Alley, Jr. William Edison Gibson Raymond liclsabeck Stewart Dan Hubert Shelton Frankie Eugene Lawson Johnnie Lewis Nu.in Claude Ray Smith Joe Sephus Rice John Pershing Donaldson Carl Alvin Hensdale John Denison Willis Joe Bill George Aubrey Chris Hall Eugene Rhodes James William Key John Floyd Carter Franklin Eugene Cromer Jack Dunlap Gentry Andrew Thomas Scales William Mack Rutledge Ernest Franklin Neal, Jr. Gilmer Wilson White. William Grover Nelson Harry Taylor j James William Meadows \ Isaac Mason Abbott 1 T Lee Nathan Lawless ' I Joseph Ernest Flippin \ 1 , James Calvin Corn > J Felix Glenn Craig V r Raymond Ausby Smith, Jr. | — 1 BUY BONDS OR WEAR BONDS! "j jkfn!Hews ' *\ about tAe AAA and. ottie4/ ( W tfjL\ / €KffEWSI«N WORK ch-om. MA» /t a V. tf~—A/ '5. si jj&tisstij Jiqentr * E. S. STOKES Stokes County Agent ASSISTANT AGENT TAKES OVER NEW JOB R. C. Whitaker, who was form erly employed by Sears-Roebuck and Company, took over his new [job last Wednesday. He comes to us with the attitude of doing everything he possibly can for the farmer. It is hoped that you will call on him whenever he can be of service to you. Mr. Whitaker will devote the most of his time to 4-H club work throughout the county. Since our youth is the ones who will carry on in future years, we hope the Extension Service can be of real help in training them in agriculture and in keeping them on the farm. FARM LABOR ASSISTANT GOES BACK TO SCHJDOL ROOM The agricultural agencies of Stokes county are very grateful to R. M. Green, who has bee u j working with the farmers thi3 summer. We feel that he has done everything possible to keep qualified farmers on the farm and to aid them with their labor problems. Although there are a few scat tered grain crops that are not yet threshed, he has aided the threshers and combine operators, in routing their machines. Ha has made a complete inventory of all mowing machines and hay rakes in the county. Therefore, if any farmer finds that he has difficulty securing one of these machines in saving his hay crop, we will be glad to help you. We can inform you who has a ma chine in your neighborhood. CALF SHOW Several 4-H Club and FFA boys are busy fitting and train- 1 mg their registered calves for the Piedmont Dairy Show to be held at the Winston-Salem fair ground September 17. The Dairy Calf show is being sponsored by Coble Dairy Products. Mr. Coble will give $1500.00 in prizes. If you are between the ages of 10 and 21 and have a registered calf, please contact the County Agent or S. B. Brandon, King. We are anxious for Stokes .. .ty to be well represented in this show. Both males and females will be showed. If you want to exhibit an animal in the show and do not yet have one, you can ■till buy a calf and exhibit it in the show. S. B. Brandon or the County Agent can tell you whero registered calves can be bought. JERSEY SALE Next Tuesday, Sept. 7, 44 head of registered Jerseys will be sold at the fairgrounds in StatesviUe, at 12:30. These animals are se lected from leading Jersey herd* in North Carolina and are being sponsored by the North Carolina Jersey Cattle Club. Several far mers from Stokes county plan to attend the sale. If other prospec Thursday, Sept. 2, 1943 tive buyers are interested in at tending the sale, please contact the agricultural teacher at King jr the County Agent. MORE LEGUMES, NITROGEN Your attention ia called to the fact that our government is urg ing farmers to plant more le gumes and thus reduce the large demand for commercial riitrogen and protein. All of us realize severe feed shortage and hi g h prices. But are we doing any thing about it? In most cases the answer is "no." Now is a good time to prepare land for the seeding of Crimson Clover, Austrian Winter Peas, Al falfa, Rye Grass and small grains. The AAA has a large supply of Crimson Clover seed and Aus trian Winter Peas. These can be secured by any farmer without any cost to him at the present. The pay for the seed will be de ducted from next year's Soil Con- ) servation payment. Farmers, this , is a good investment. Take ad vantage of it. The seeding recommendations. for Crimson Clover are as fol lows: Crimson Clover should be# 5 sown on limed soils, and, to in- ' sure maximum growth, fertilized with 200 pounds of 0-14-7. should be' sown as early in Sep- | tember as possible in order to ob tan large growth in time to turn under in the spring, or to be used for grazing. It is recommended that you sow 25 pounds of seed to the acre and inoculate them unleos you have been growing Crimson Clover on the soil. Our creek and small stream bottoms are epecially adapted to the grow ing of Crimson Clover. Austrian Winter Peas are also available at the AAA and are rec ommended to be sown "in combi nation with small grains for soil 1 improving, grazing, or for hay. j One hundred pounds of seed wi'.l ' sow 3 aCireJ. They, too, should be inoculated. The j can be bought at Danbury. One dollar in war savings , stamps pays for an army intrench ing shovel to build foxholes. 1 FOR SALE: New ice refrigerator. A good bargain at *25.00. Originally sold for $46.50. Ap ply to— JAMES PARDUE, Madison, N. p. Route L FOR BENT—Good 140-acre farm, I Davidson county, near Forsyth on river, good state cultivation, good 5-room house, ban, stock, tools, on school bus line. Write Box 1218, Wlnstoa-Salem, stat j tag condition and family. 1 - WOOD FOB SALE Tree laps estimated 600 cord* "or more, near Germantou, N. C. Make us an offer. MB. BENNINGEB, Trust Department f Wachovia Bank & Tr. Co., 1 Winston-Salem, N. C. "> e «« . kria 1 * I V 5666 liquid for Malarial Ojartn—
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