THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and . Young
SPARKY WATTS By BOODY ROGERS
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THE DANBURY REPORTER, DANBTTRY. N. C.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 23. 1943
Too Long Furlong
Calker You say you were
docked S4O this week because you;
went on a furlong? You mean a,
furlough.
Rigger—No, I mean fur long—{
went too fur and stayed too long.
Improved Description
Dot*—Don't you think I thorn iflirtsi
lion in my clothet?
Jimmy—Veil, or, that U, / think di+
tinctly would be a better word.
His Way
Teacher—Say in a more elegant
Way: "The sap is rising."
Freshman—The boob gets out (4
bed.
Child at Keyhole—There most bo
company. Mother's sailing daddy
"dear."
Conservative
Woman (whose car had stalled
in the middle of the street)— Why
did you bump into me? Couldn't
you have driven around my car?
Man—Lady, I only have an "A"
card.
Ah! That's It
Florist l'm sure she'd like
these chrysanthemums just aa
well.
He—You don't understand. They
are to replace some geraniums I
said I'd look after while she was
away.
CLASSIFIED
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FARMS FOR SALE
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tenant houae, $2750 : 72 acres, 10 rooms,
gentleman's estate. $ll5OO.
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No Gold in Humans
At least 25 metals have been
discovered in the human body,
among them being nickel, manga
nese, aluminum, zinc, tin, lead,
mercury and silver. About the
only important metal that has nev
er been found in human tissues is
gold.
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V Formation
Planes fly in V formation, fol
lowing their leader, yet have s
clear vision and there is no dan
ger of collision. This method fol
lows the habits of large birds
wild geese, for example.
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Three-Ring Ceremony
The ancient Hebrew betrothal
called for three rings, one for the
girl, one for the man, and one for
the witness to the ceremony.
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