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Symptoms may be nagging backache, persistent hesdache, sttacks of dizziness, getting up nights, swelling, pufTiness under the eyes—s feeling of nervous anxiety and loss of pep and strength. Other signs of kidney or bladder dis order are sometimes burning, scsnty or too frequent urinstion. There should be no doubt thst prompt trsatment is wiser than neglect. Use Doan's Fills. Doan'a have been winning new friends for mors Uian forty years. They hsvs a nationwide reputation. Ars recommended by grateful people the country over. Asfc your neighbor/ MiW.'Hiiim HB Notes of a \cicxpaprrman: Peter Donald forwards the storj about three Gls just back from over seas who went into the automat and found that the only available table i was one that was occupied by a ! spinsterish female. Wanting a little privacy, they decided to sit down, hoping by means of conversation to make her finish up and leave in a hurry . . The first GI said: "Boy. life overseas sure was tough. I didn't have a bath in eight months." "Think th:U's b;id?" said the sec ond. "I couldn't even wash my hands in four weeks." "We were so busy," the third add ed, "I couldn't change my under wear in five months." At that print, the old gal looked up at.d said' "Would one of you stinkers mind passing the salt?" The government has stopped Ivrse racing in America We wish it were as easy to step America's Trojan horses. An American citizen of Ger man ancestry was walking down Powell Street, in San Francisco, when he was stopped by a sol dier who asked: "Can you tell me the way to Chinatown?" . . . He replied: "Yes, of course, it 1 is two blocks over and two blocks to the left, but you don't want to go there because you are a Jap" . . . The soldier re plied: "And you are a German" . . . The citizen said: "How did you know?" . . . The soldier replied: "I know because I've killed a lot of them the last two months in Italy and I'm on my way home to Seattle" . . . The citizen of German ancestry looked at the uniform of the sol dier and saw on it a Presidential citation, the Purple Heart and a few other campaign ribbons. Telling this story about him self. he said: "Boy. was I em barrassed! The soldier was of Japanese ancestry and a mem ber of the famous 100 th Infantry Battalion!" Edward Stettinius, who is certain ly the mest modest and democratic of our Secretaries of State, used to visit the Broadway night clubs occa sionally a few years ago. One night he went into the eld Paradise with a male companion . . Headwaiter Albert Berryman scanned them with an appraising and unrecognizing eye | . . . "Hello, Albert." said Stettin ius, "don't you remember me?" "Oh, yes," fibbed Albert (trying to place the man), as he showed him s to a none-too-good table. The part I like is that Stettinius (who was then only chairman of U. S. Steel) knew headwaiter Albert, but Albert didn't know him! Ernest Hemingway went to Chi cago years ago after working in Kansas City. He had lived in Oak Park, 111., and was an old school mate of Ted Tod's, now working for j Warners' ... At the time. Tod was working for the Chicago Herald-Ex aminer as a reporter, and Heming way hoped Tod would try to get him a job on the paper . . . Tod went in to speak to Frank Carson, the city editor. He told him all about Hem ingway—what a good writer he was ... He said: "He hasn't worked in Chicago, but he knows it, knows names, etc." . . . Carson looked up and ho-humm'd: "Does he know any Chicago coppers?" . . . "No," said Tod . . . "Well, I don't care how good a writer he is," replied Carson. "Our reporters have to know the Chicago coppers" ... So Heming way didn't get the job. Instead he went to Canada—worked on a To ronto paper and from there started his climb. If it hadn't been for his not know ing any Chicago policemen, Heming way might still be working on the Chicago paper. All this talk of what to do with Germany—and, of course, it is more than talk, it is a grave, great problem—reminds me of this tale ... An apostle of conciliation once asked the late Georges Clemenceau if his hatred of the Germans was based on knowledge. "Have you ever been to Germany?" he in quired. "No, Monsieur," replied the Tiger, "I have not been to Ger many. But twice in my lifetime the Germans have been to France." This isn't as good as the "West inghouse—l'm westing" gag—but , it's going the rounds among the j icky set—and makes me ick: "We're broom-mates. We sweep together. Dust us two." It happened at an army training | camp, reports Irving Hoffman. The sergeant had twenty recruits lined ; up for fatigue duty . . . They were ! not as energetic as the sergeant thought they should be . So he ; tried to cure them . . . "I've got a nice easy job for the laziest man present," he barked. "Will the lazi est man raise his right hand?" . . . Nineteen men raised their right paws . . . "Why don't you raise your hand?" inquired the sergeair j of «»• 20th lad. T'lß I>\\m'RV RERORTFR. RAXRIRY. X. C.. TITRSIIVY. VXTARY I*. I!HS Tribesmen Build Road Through West China ,l% "^'""' renturics of independence has produced the pride and courage shown on the face of this Yi tribesman, lower left, who is anion); those rushing completion of the Sikang-Assam road in West China to Burma. I'pper left, shows the tribesmen cutting through the solid granite. I'pper right, they hold reveille. Lower right, some of the workers take time off to listen to the daily Chinese lessons given them. Veteran Seventh Army Carries on Grim Struggle Lower left, Lieut. Gen. Alexander M. Patch, commanding officer of the famous Seventh army. Upper left. Seventh army infantrymen crouch low between tank and building as they hear enemy shells getting closer. I'pper right. sniper hunting in Niederbronn, France. When the American Seventh army took Hague nau, they freed 300 Frenchwomen, who were being held in the town jail. Feeding Grouse Corn on Tree I iis* Br r jS&Xy . "V Y •>: ,. - ifcujfe ?j The winter feeding program of the Fish and Wildlife service calls for helping the birds and small mammals over the tough spots in cold areas. Above, a grouse is seen eating some of the corn placed on the tree. Without extra grain, after storms and blizzards, many of the birds would die. Photo was taken in sand hills of North Dakota. New Butterfly Tail Airplane . i ■■ J" . ...* ' With a V tail, or "butterfly" tail type of only two elements, the latest Beechcraft plane has been successfully tried out. Tests show ex cellent control and stability characteristics at all speeds. The only trick in the deal is to let the movable control surface know when to act as rudders and when to function us elevators. Fighting General o c? Maj. Gen. Maxwell D. 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