“AND RIGHT TME D/^Y MUST WIN, TOCJOUBT WOULD BE DISLOYALTY, TO FALTER WOULD BE S N.” Vol. 3 MEBANE. ir.C.. THURSDAY. RTARCH 14 1912 NO 3 PERiliflSL AND LUUAL BRIEFS 1*E >PLK terns of WHO COME AND GO interest Gathered by Our ReDO»‘t"r Not an Agreeable Task. / Etiand Rfd. 1 A’r. W. K. llamjand Mr. A. M. Cook wiMit u!> to Greersboro Friday. Mr. T. D. Pettigrew and Mr. G. L. Johnson lol't fov Washington D. C. Fritlay. Miss P.Iable Ellis of Burlington spent Satur.liy tiijjht and Sunday with Mrs. II. E. Wilkinson. (lur sluring criticism is often the accurate measure of your own little envious soul. That is all. '1 here was a measuring party at Mr. llemy Nicholson last week. They took in t 'Kht dollars. The party was in the intoro.-^t of the Protestant church. Miss Mary Cooper left Saturday morning' forWinston-Salem after spend ing a day or so in Mebane at the home of .Mrs. L. S. Straughn’s. The good citizens is helping his home neighbor when he can, the bad one is hurtii^ him, when ever he gets the opi'ort unity • Frances E. Willard Memorial servi ce, at 3 1‘. M., at M. E. church, con duct d bv the W. C. T. U. of Mebane with an address by Rev. Hurley. Mus ic to suit the occasion. Public cor dially invildd. The Y. M. C. Association of Meb ane will meet next Sunday evening at two o'clock instead of three as hereto- i’ore. The change of hour is in the in terest of the Y. W. Christian Tem j)oranoe Union. At the home of Mr. and Mrs. Wil son IJpA’idson on Lambert street a marriage w To suffer excruciating pain f r m an! Mr. Sam Browning: and son Charlie, acute attack of inflamatory rheuma-^ and daughter Viola, and Mrs. T. J. tism, and try to publish a paper in | Browning returned home last Monday c mnection with its multitudinous dut-! after spending a few days at HaW ies, is by no means an agreeable task, j River, and yet that is what the Editor of this paper has had to do six weeks. for the past Mr. Luther Terrel spent a few days last Will Scotts. of Haw River week at Mr. Raise Tobacco. Mr> Farmer, who lives South of Mebane. we want to say to you—vou w'.ll make no mistake if you put in several acres of tobacco this year. The time was when your section grew I tobacco, and you made money on it, that time has come again. The sec tion surcounding Mebane is going to J)e a great tobacco growing section. Y ju can help hasten the day when it will be, if you will. 'S solemized when (iauj^hter Ruth was married to Samuel White Hodge of Mebane. their Mr. Mayor John Shaw went up to Greens J'orc Saturday morning, returning on the twelve o’clock train Saturday night. W’e presume that Mr. Shaw went there to look after some of the boys riding the goat or climbing Jacobs ladder. The Foresters Convention Held February 21. the following is reported of our townsman, Mr. W. £. White: “The Mebane gentleman is a big user of lumber, but be favored all that has been done and said and de clared that the lumber association of the South will co-operate with the Forestry Association in its efforts to preserve the forests. He has been asked to say so. Mr. White called himself the father of the chair industry in the South and he was greatly in terested in seeing the forest preser ved.” Mr. Ander Parrash spent last Mon day at Mr. John Millers. Mr. Will Anderson and Mr. V/. R. Ward spent last Friday^ at Mr* J. Stewards. Mr. S^m Browning and daughter Miss Fannie, spent a fe^ days last week at Mr. Jim Wrights. - >• Rev. Mr. Hurley filled his regular appointment at Lebanon Sunday. Cow Bell Resolutions ot Respect. Whereas God in his infinte wisdom has seen fit to ren?ove trom our midst our beloved brother, John M. Long who has been for two years a faithful and loyal member of Friendship Coun cil No, 51 Daughters of Liberty There fore be it resolved. 1, That we bow in humble submis- s'on to him that doeth all things well. 2, That we extend to the bereaved family our heartfelt sympathy. 3, That a '’opy of these rv?solutions be spread on our minutes a copy be sent to the bereaved wife and one to the Mebai.e Leader and Person Coun ty Courier for publication J. H. Miles E. W. Wiikerson J. M. Rimmer G. E. Newman Mrs. Wes Whitefield Committee. Notice To parties, who wish to stand ex amination for R. F. D. Route—will say I ftave no Blanks for same. They can get these blanks> from Civel Service Com. Washington, D.C. Respectfully, S. Arthur White, P. M. ACCUSED OFT»WTO MURDER HUSBAND.. Is Under Arrest on a Char ge ot Attempt to Alurder Eugene H, Crace. “God knows I am claimed Mrs. Daisy atternoon after her pending a hearing on assault with attempt innocent." ex- Grace Thursday release on bail the charge of to murder her Tho south is unquestionably paying too large a fertilizer bill. Not that our people are using too much fertilizer, but thfit they are not using it alto gether intelligently. A paragraph in the Progressive Farmer op this subject offers a very pra^tica 1 suggestion: ‘‘Three ways by which the fertilizer bill of the south could be reduced with out at all reducing the yields of any crop are: (1) By growing more leg umes so to get nitrogen from the air instead of the fertilizer bag: (2) by filling the soil with humus so as to get phosphoric acid in a cheap instead of a high-priced form, and (3) by tak ing the trouble* to findT Out* what ' ele- menis of plant food are really needed for the crop and then buying these and these onlj ." young husband, Eugene H. Grace, a prominent building contractor who was mysteriously shot at their handsome Eleventh street home in the exclusi^re residence section, Atlanta, Ga. While the doctors at St Josephs' In firmary are endeavoring to save the life of the seriously wounded husband, the ^lice are searching for more facts to support their theory that the crime was comnr itted by the wife. The physicians stated that Grace has but slight chance for recovery. The bullet penetrated thf* left side, going through the lung and lodging near the spinal cord. Pneumonia already has sat in, they stated.. VICTORY AND DEFEAT. Blackburn’s Poliiical Car eer fnteresting, if Tumu ltuous. A Card ot Thanks We wish to express to the good peo- j le o? Mebane through the LeaJer our sincere thanks for their many acts oi' kindness rendered our sister during her sickness. Sincerely, G. E. and A. L Pickard. M'chard Demonstration Institute A practical demonstration of prun ing and spraying will be given in the orehard of J. T. Dick, K-; D. No. 4, Mehane, one mile south of Mebare Ftiday, Much, 15, 1912 at 10 a. m. The object of this meeting is to bring together those interested in fruit-growing, and to demostrate mod ern methods of pruning and spraying frui -trees, encouraging the growing of good crops of fruit, and to combat insect pests and diseases. The JNorth Carolina State Depart ment of Agriculture will send 0. M. Clark, Assistant Horticulturist, and S. C Clapp, Orchard Inspector, suit- m\j\y equipped with implements and apparatus, to conduct these demon strations. All persons interested are urged to rome and see this work done. Be on imd promptly at 10 a. m. W. A. Graham, Commissioner of Agriculture. \ Clean Up Day. The people of Mebane should bear m niind that Saturday March 30th is to be ol>served as clean up day in Mebane. There is no man, vvoman, or child but what may take a part in this work and render help. We should be glad to seethe Civric spirit of improvementi Among the Breakers On Friday night, M*rch 22, at tl e Gradtd School Auditorium, a charm-; j ing and most delightful play will be j I presented by home taent, “Among j the Breakers” is a high class play, ' I sure to -4)leace everybody, Mrs, E. A Crawford is spairing no effort to make this production a great suc cess. Everybody is cordially invited to come. We promise you a pleasant and interesting entertainment Proceeds will go toward the new piano. Look for notice in next v/ceks Lea der. Mebane M. E. Church, South. Rev. B. T. Hurley, Pastor. N. H. Walker. Supt. S. S. Preaching every 3rd Sunday at 11:00 A. M. and at 7:30 P. M, Prayer meeting every Wednesday evening at 7:30 and a union prayer meeting ever Sunday after noon at 3:00 o’clock conducted by the young men of the town. Sunday s'chool every Sunday begin ning at 9;4J) A. M. Everybody welcome to all these ser vices. Bird's Home Instinct, Spectators at a fire witnessed an in teresting, if tragic, example of the actions of a bircj which was guided on ly bv the instinct that its home was in danger. The flames^ had begun to creep along the edge of the tower aiiiJ every shingle on the roof wan puffirg a little jet of flame, when down wheel ed a piegon which had been disloged from the tower and lit in the midst of the fire and smoke. Picking its way along, utter oblivious to the flames that must have been singeing its'feath ers, the pigeon went scraight for its nest. A tongue of -flame leaped out and the piegori soared into the a'r. Then, as if irresistibly drawn into it. the bird dived into the furnace bene ath and disappeared from sight — Pasadens News. Big Yield of Tobacco I S, Q. Fuqua, a prominent farmer, j near Adairsville, Ky. reports a yield i of 21,650 pounds of tobacco on Ilf j acres of land, and sold for the sum of j $2,470, which means a yield of 1,842J I pounds per acre, with a money value of $211.23 per acre. Many other large yields are reported in South Logan I and North Roberson, but so far, Mr. i ^’uqua leads theni all. . Friends will leam with sincere re grets of the sudden death in Eliza- bethton, Tenn., of E. Spencer Black- bum, “twice Representative in Con gress from the eighth North Carolina district and for several years one of the most interesting figures in Rep- publicans politics of the State. The message gave no particulars, stating merely that Mr. Blackburn died sud denly Sunday night at 9 o’clock. It was addressed to a local law firm and came. from a Greensboro lawyer at present in Johnson City, Tenn Governor Kicchm ariL. Congressmen In his Raleigh speech Governor Kitch in excommuicated Senator Simmons from the Democratic pnrty, citing as principal counts in bill of indictment the Senator’s votes against free lum ber and Candian reciprocity. It we re member aright, Senator Overman and six of the seven then Democratic Rep resentatives from the state- also voted against free lumber and that only Gov ernor Kitchin’s brother voted for it. If our memory is not at fault again. Representatives Doughton, Webb, and Gudger voted against Canadian recip rocity along With Senator Simmons. With the exception of Representative Thomas, who was not a crndidate, all of the house members who voted against free lumber as Senator Sim mons did have beei/ re-nominated and re-lected. They and the three membeis who voted against Cnnadian recipro city as did Senator Simmons are all candidates for renomination this year. If SenBtor Simmons is not a Demo crat because of his vote ag»inst free lumber, neither are Senator Overman and Representatives Small, Pou, God win, Page and Webb, for they also voted against free lumber. If Sena tor Simmons is not a Democrat because of his vote ^against Canadian Ul LISTS, Names Of Roosevelt And Bryan Lmked With The McNamara Brothers. Former President Roosevelt, W. J. Bryan, a.id Representative Victor Ber^ ger of Wisconsin, Socialist, were bran ded in a speech in the House by Rep- resentive by Dies of TexasJ Democrat, as being ‘‘among the foremost ene mies of free government in America.” Mr. Dies insisted that both Mr. Rooseyelt and Mr. Bryan were Socia* lists, and he coupled their names with those of Mr. Berger and the McNama ra brothers. ection of the House offiee building where the Lawrence, Mass , strike in quiry was proceeding “preening him self as the great . friend of labor. It IS high time that the country should know just what Mr. Berger stands for. I am not now appealing to any district recipro-1 ^ colleagues city neither are Representative Dough ton, Webb and Gudger, for they voted against Canadian reciprocity. —Newton Enterprise An Old Time Fight ~ called. Re* ' Both Taft and Roosevelt continue to assert that they want a decent cam paign, while at the same time thoir managers are throwing the harpoon light and left. Roosevelt’s manager says Taft's manager has been making charges and he comes back with jsome- thing a little stronger. By the way how long has it been since you have seen republican candidates for the pre sidency lambasting each other? The present fight bids fair to resemble the tussle between Adams and Blackburn for the state chairmanship a few years The death of E. Spencer Blackburn ago-Adams being Taft and Blackburn his interest-■ actics were repulsive to Adams, but he had to fight back and in doing so won Greensboro Record. North recalls many mcidents in ing, if tumultuous, career i.i Carolina politics, which began as a Representative from WUkas in. the fusion I legislature of 1895-97, and en ded with his successful effort to de feat Spencer B. Adams for State chairman in 1906, after one of the most notable and bitter factional fights the party in this State has experienced Bleckourns speech on the eve of this fight, when bareheaded and coatless he stood in d balcony of the Guilford hotel and addressed the mvltitudes upon the street, is vividly recalled to this date, as was his dying effort in the convention hall the following. Adams was elected chairman, and from that time Blackburn’s power in the State began to wane. Blackburn first came into public 1 prominence in 1895, when he went to j the State Legislature from Wilkes. | He went back to the session of 1897 and the next year was appointed bv McKinley to be assistant district at torney. His next step up the politi cal ladder was Washington, he going I there as the Representative from tne { eighth, defeating J. C- ^Buxton. He went back for a second term, mis | The Dead Sea. (Wide World Magazine.) In shape the Dead Sea resembles an enlongated oval, some fortv-spven miles wide at its greatest breadth. One of the most remarkable facts about it is that its surface lies 1,300 feet below that of the Mediterranean, I and as it is some 1,310 feet deep in : places, it means that its greatest dep- : th reaches a point no less than 2,600 ! feet below tlie waters of the Mediter ranean. It is famed for the saltnefs and bitterness of its waters, which are extremely dense, containing twen ty-three per cent of solid matter and being, bulk for bulk, heavier than the human body. How dense the wa^.er is may be realized from the followirg facts: In a ton of water from the Caspian sea there are eleven pounds of salts; in the -Baitic eighteen pounds; tjjis! ill the Black Sea, twenty-six pounds; ARE rOlj DOI m IN THE LEADER CON TEST, Why is it, some days I do well soliciting subscrip tions for the Leader, no trouble to get people to take the paper, and then agaih I can not do a thing, but upon the whole, i recon I even up matters as long as I work steady. And that is “Mr. Burger is ovej there,” said Mr. iuof if fhp nPTs^Tl whn w Dies, pointing dramatically in the dir- pei^n WttO IS waiting for a lucky day to do a thing is just as likely to stumble on an unlucky day, and after a while they begin to think that all are unlucky days, where the trouble is, they have slept away their lucky days. The persistant, and con tinuous worker forces fate to release its grasp upon the good fortunes of life, they wont take no, they demand yes and will have it, this is how it is. You will see a lady who has earned a handsome high price automobile in a con test, and you ask her how she did it, and she will tell you by working for it. Get ting her friends to help her work for it, and by using every influence to put the machine in her hands. Its the same old story toil and win. The Leader is offering a handsome machine, a high price machine, any one in terested can be shown the the machine* All the other prizes are valuable and worth working for. Do not relax youi^ efforts. here to recognize the peril of Social ism.” ~ TAKES SHOT AT BERGER. The legislative activities of the Wis consin Socialist member than were re viewed by Mr. Dies. These, he said^ among other things included" abolition of the veto power of the President and both the Supreme Court and the Senate and two measures which, Mr. Dies charged, were intended “to save from the clutches of the law the Mc Namara brothers and others who after ward might find themselyes simila ly in the toils of the law. “Mr. Berger, I may say yields to no man, livmg or dead, in his desire to disrupt the constitution and destroy the liberties of the people under a repres- eitative democracy. In his desire for a re-enactment of chaos Mr. Berger is as earnest if not as vociferous as the lion tamer who roars from tiie peaks of Segamore Hill. ROOSEVELT VS. BRYAN Contrasting Colonel Roosevelt and Mr. Bryan the latter, said Mr. t)ies, openly advocated Socialist doctnne while.the former President professed to be opposed to Socialism. “Mr. Rooseyelt seeks to walk in the path the Caesars trod," he said. “Mr I Bryan will be content with a million new subscribers for his paper, Roose velt wants to emulate the bad examole of Diaz of Mexico and bieak down the constitutional barriers against presi dential successison. Mr. ]^an gives aid and encouragement to Roosevelt, as against the Democratic party and for the principles of Democracy, as written in the constitution, he offers no word ol encouragement.” Mr. Dies, charged that Mr. Bryan endorsed Colonel Roosevelt's policies while condemning Speaker Clark, Gov ernor Harmon of Ohio, and Represen tative Underwood, majority leader of the House. Tatt Tells Thih One . At a dinner party at the White House one evening the conversation turned on the giving of presents and i the art of making a gift appropriate. “That remains me,” said President time defeating W. C. Newlands. While I sarving the second term Blackburn | married a Washington society belle | and rather than carry her to the | wilds of the eighth district established i a residence in Greensboro, the fifth | dissrict The next [campaign was the N. Y. Herald Says Under- Wood . , . j The New York Herald, which has in ^he Atlantic, thirty-one pounds; in ? . i '• u ,i not missed its political prophecy in the English channel seventy-two pour.ds • o j • j ^ d i years, last Sunday carried a ’ i picture of Oscar W. Underwood on its in the Red Sea, ninety-three and in the Dead Sea, 187 pounds. manifested by our people, plenty of room for it. There is Ijst of Letters Remaining unclaimed at this office for the week ending Mar. 9. 1912 1 P. C. for Mr. W. T. Anderson 1 Letter for Mr. Z. B. Cates 1 Letter for ,\Ir. Walter Hunter 1 P. C. for Mrs. J. W. Holt 1 P. C. for Miss Ela Jones 1 Letter for Mr. J. A. Smith 1 P. C. for William Warren 1 P. r. for Daisy Wilson 1 P. C. for Mary Bell Wilson 1 P. C. for Annie Wilson 1 Letter for Mr, D. M. Walker 1 Letter for Mrs. Sarah Thesj letters will be sent to the Dea 1 Lotter Office Mar. 23, 1912, if In calling for the above please say “A Ivertised" giving date of ad. list. Respectfully, S. Arthur White, P. M. Underwood Sentiment. Sentiment in favor of Hon. Oscar Underwood for the Democratic nomi nation continues to grow. One of the stauchest supporters of the Alabam ian if Mr. Morrison Cadwell, Mr. Cadwell was at the University of Vir ginia with Mr. Underwood and was of the editors of the university maga zine, of which Mr- Underwood was business manager. In this way they became closely associated, and Mr. Cadwell never failes to boost the can didacy of his collegemate when the opportunity arises or when he can make it arise. Underwood buttons are the order of the day and many of his admirers adorn the lapels of their coats with‘a likeness of the majority leader of the House. Talt, “of the marvelous astuteness of: of his downfall in this State a young man I know when I was a!^ Hackett defeating him, mainly newspaper reporter in Cincinnati. This r^s’d'ince was outside fellow was very much in love with a girl who worked in a candy Btore eight hours every dav. They quarreled and in the hope of making peace, J Be' de cided to send her a present. “I sent it to her,” he informed me one morning, with an air of pride. “What was it?’ I inquired. - ' **rwo pounds of candy,’ he saiJ, brigh tly. ’ ’—Louif villc Times. his district. After losing the State chair manship, Blackburn went to Oklahoma and mibed in politics, going to Eli^a- bethton about three years ago. It Sounds Like Rot We will not be for either Roosevelt front page, together with the follow ing write up: The chief development in the dem ocratic situation is the sudden growth i of the Underwood boom. His friends I have been extremely active and he A Troublesome Cat. bed) — A Commendable Record. We have a printer that we think de serves a word of commendation. She came to this office thres years ago, and with the exception of 6 days spent in a hospital in Greensboro from the ef fect of over work has. never missed a day from her duties, and rid One could have been more faithful in discharg- i ig them.Not only that but she has been thrifty. Every dollar except the cost of her board and clothing goes in the bank each week to her credit. We doubt tbereis a printer in North Car olina that has saved as greater per^ centage from there salary as she has. The lady is from Carthage, and her name is Miss Davids On. Mrs'. Casey (sitting up in Moikt,did yez put out the cat? Mr. Casey—Oi did. Mrs. Casey—Oi don’t belave it! Mr. Casey—Well, if yez think Oi’m a liar ,get up and put 'er out yerself. —Exchange. of Taft, whoever gets the republican nomination, and it is none, of our busi-, , , ness who the republican parly 1 has loomed up as a formi^ble candi- n-tis, but we don't mM saying that | all this talk of Roosevelt betraying I Governor Taft sounds like rot to us. As Roose-1 Harmon, of Ohio, would alM support velt is the man who made Taft why it!States on which the Un(^^ could just as reasonably be charged I ' With 12 delegates; Alabama, with 24; as a debt of gratitude he should stand I N^rth Caroliia, with 24 and Minsiui- I ppi. With 20 ‘ a total of 80, and with a 1 good change of getting the 24 delegatss i from Virginia. SOUTH WANTS MR. UNDERWOOD that Taft betrayed Roosevelt, because | should stand! out of the way when Roosevelt wants i the job.—Wilmington Dispatch. Snails Are Blind The inference that snails can see has been drawn from opposite observa tions—some results indicating an avaid- ance of light, while others seem J to show a preference for light. In a more thoiough investigation of helix p)mati&, the vineyard snail. Prof. Emile Yung of Geneva has now 'proved that their eyes are absolutely sightless With 176 specimeds he, made nr. ora . Mr. S., Arthur Whit*?, Post Master, than 2,000 observations, and in no' offers a reward for the arrest and con- cas3 was there the slightest evidence j victioh of party^or parties that br^e of the percep tion of light or dark | Mebane Post office on the spaces, and obstacles were entirely Dec. 27,1911. perceived. j S, Arthur White, P. M. New List of “Don’ts” For Wellesley Girls. A Rewarid.f^ Wellesley College has a list of up-to- the-minute don’ts. Here are some of them: “Don’t flirt with the hand son: e fel low, his wife may not like it.” “Don’t retire with undrawn curtains. The rubber industry is flourishing in other places than South America ” “Don’t chewlcandy or anything else while on the village streets. If you must chew, try the rag.” “Don’t be a freak. The squirrels have enough nuts to attend to now.” “t.'on’t kiss each other in the public Highway. Its awful to see a woman doing a man’s work.” “Don’t study to;^ hard. Folks 'may thing you are preparing to esrn your own living. Some mourner. Down in Georgia a negro, who had his life insured for several hundred I doUars, died and left the money to his wid^ov/. She immediately bought herself a^very elaborate mourning outfi.t Showing her purchases to her friend, she was very particular in going into detail an to prices and all incidental particulars. Her friend was very much impresed', and remarked: ’’Them sho is fine does, but, befo’ Heaven,what is you goin’ to do wid all dis black underwear?” The bereaved one sighed: “Chile when I mourns I mourns”. —Harper’s Magazine. In The LeaJer Contest The following young ladies have been nominated to enter the Leader contest, for the several valuable prizes offered, and are entitled to the votes place i opposite their names: Miss Lena Philips “ Nettie Cole “ Carrie May “ Rachel Estlow “ Gener Harris “ Helen Warren “ Elizabeth Cheek “ Mattie Thompson “ Sudie Miller “ Lillian McCracken “ Delia McAdams “ Daisy Ray “ Maggie Fletcher “ Nettie Oliver. Mrs Della Wilkersoii Miss Vivian Cheek “ May Carter ** Ida Lloyd ** Gladys Scott “ Luda Roach “ Georgia Stutts “ Nannie Turner *‘ Snodie Cole Mrs. Florence Fitzpatrick Miss Emma Brewer Miss Luna Breeze 2,000 2,000 3.000 2.000 4,500 4.600 2,000 2,000 5.000 2.000 2,000 4.000 2.000 2,000 12,800 2,000 2,000 2,000 2,000 2,000 2,000 2,000 2,000 5.000 2.000 2.600 Lend me thy fillet. Love! I would no longer ste: Cover mine eyelids close awhile. And mBike me blind like thee. Then might 1 pass her sunnv face. And know not it was fair; Then might I hear her voice, nor guess Her starry eyes were there. —Anonymous The Underwood situation is a pe culiar oiie. The entire south wants him, but win not back him as a whole for the reason-that, in their. estima|;ion, a candidate “of the South” -a candi date groomed and presented'/by the South—would stand nr chance ,of being nominated, but would arouse ‘ tolid opposition of the ^orth and the East. A man of wealth himself; and sur^ rounded by wealthy friends. Repre sentative Underwood is plentifully fin anced. and his managers are going after the nomination well armed. They have within a week been in conference with democratic leaders in New York state and are much encouraged as re sult. -In fact some of them feel cer tain that New York’s ninety delegates will be cast as ac unit for Mr. Under wood. Does anyone expect to go through, life without being misundei^^dt^We are sometimes misundersto^— and hear of it we are 'frequentl3f^ misunder stood— and never know it. . —Humphrey J,Desmond, ' . - Fools and Their Bets. (From the 'Kansas City Jotimal) The story recently printed that « fool, to win a bet, put a billard ball in his mouth and it took a suiffical oper ation and the removal of five teeth to gee it out, reminds Father Bec|^ of a simpleton he once knew whose first name was John. One day John waa with some girls who were having fun putting hens* eggs in their moutbtf and John dedared that he conld put a goose egg in his mouth and the girls dared him to do it. John was brave and wouldn't take a dare, and by dint of perseverance he got the goose egg in. Nit when he tried to take It out it wouldn’t come, and when he was threateiwd with lockjaw the giris got scared and hus tled John off to a doctor. The doctor after diagnosing the case, doubled up his fist and with an undercut belted John one on the chin. John was re lieved, but the egg never amounted to much as a goose ^^g afterward. a.e sorry to relate, says Father Beck that the experience did not do much good in curing John of the silly habit. He kept on biting off more than he could chew for the remainder of life.