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t - IYIARIO . ; -:- HiSbi pyfts - a domestic tragedW t"' Mcdowell publishing co. - Marion, N. C. MARION, N. C, JUNE 16, 1910.. ; DUESTIQIIS III COURT A Series That Moved an Observ er :er to Turn Critic t SOME GEMS HE PRESERVED. Ths Lawysrs Didn't 8emato S th - Rldioulou Pha of th Inquiry, but : It Loomad Larg to tho Man With an ; Idta That tho Law la Solomn. v A man who spent -several days in a courtroom listening to the examination f veniremen was struck with the re flection that some shining legal minds would not be unduly dimmed by the Infusion of a few of the principles of logic The time taken up by attorneys In drawing the conclusion that a juror who lives at a given address makes his home there and then referring the conclusion to the juror for confirma tion has not been computed, but any one mathematically inclined may-figure It out by multiplying the f6llowlng examples by any handy large round number: . . -"What Is your occupation ?' "I am a switchman." "On a railroadr The obvious answer which the ju ror's awe of his surroundings prevents him from making would be, of course. "Nom an Ice cream parlor." "Judge," said a juror, I would like to be excused from service. When summoned I was making arrange ments for my brother-in-law's fu neral. t "Is your brother-in-law dead?" in quired the court . v It developed that he was. , "Now, Mr. Juror," came another question, "what is your age?" ; "Forty-four." "Forty-four years old?" That Is exactly what the juror meant The lawyer guessed right the very first time. Here is another flash that came to one of the attorneys. "Where do you live?" he asked. "At 4416 Blank street" "Ton reside there, do you?" Once In awhile there is a funny an swer which Isn't to be wondered at considering the power of suggestion. "Are you married?" "Yes.". , u "Any family?" ! 3 $ "Two."' .. But the balance Is wen on the law yers' side. Witness this: The ques tioner had asked if a juror was relat ed In any way to any of the princi pals or witnesses in the case. "I am a brother-in-law of Mr. Blank, ; one of the witnesses," was the reply. - "You married his sister, then?" He had. - "Let me ask you now, Mr. Juror, have you formed any opinion about .- the guilt or innocence of this defend ant?" j "I hare." V "Is it a fixed opinion or is it one that could be changed by evidence?" - "It could be changed If the evidence were strong enough." "Then you would not call it a defi nite opinion?" "No." "It is a vague opinion, then?" - "Tea." - - "Now, Mr. Juror, follow me dosely, If you please. Ton say your opinion Is a vague One and not definitely fixed. Now, then. If that is the- case and you . . went Into that jury box and listened to the evidence adduced from that wlt ness stand and heard the law expound- - ed by the judge from that " bench, would it not be possible for you to lay aside that opinion and concur in a ver- - diet warranted by the evidence and ' the instructions of the court?" ."Yes." ' -..:.v. .' The attorney, having, received the - same answer to his long question as j to his short one, is perfectly satisfied and throws a triumphant look at his colleague, which says, "I knew I could ." get It out of him if I kept at him long enough. r ' -.. :;;;;-V:S;,::;- Here. is another astonishing ' deduc- - tion r A juror took the stand dressed In a blue uniform with brass buttons. Around his belt was strapped a money ... changer. , The examining attorney look-- ed at him long and searchlngly and then said In a tone which admitted of no trifling: - " " "You are a street car conductor?" , ' It was the same attorney who forced this confession from another Juror: "What Is your occupation?" : "I'm a bookkeeper for Blank & Co," . Ton keep books in the office? C " - Unmasked, the bookkeeper broke down and made a clean breast of it j - "Now MrT Juror, be good enough to state how old ryou are.", s -. "Fifty-six years." , . .'; s TIow long have you resided In this date?" , . - "Fifteen years." .. "Then yon were not born here?" The trapped man admitted the truth! Here is another: "Were yon born Lin Missouri?" - No, sir." .v T;?M-"- Oh, I see. Then you moved here from some other, state." And then la a ucomeome-don't-delay-the-court tone of Toice, fWhere did you come . "Chicago."-- - : . . "Chicago, EL tT Kansa City Times. Matlire 6ivei tlitlely WarnlnisThat Ne -Marlon alliens Can Afford to Ignore. DANGER SIGN ALi NO. 1 comes from the kidney, secretion si They will warn you when the kidneys are sick. Well kidneys excrete a clear, amber fluid, Sicklkidnoys send out a thin, pale and foamy, or a thick, red, ill-smelling urine, full of Bed i ment and irregular of passage." ; DANGfiiK SIGNAL. JNU. 2 comes 'rom the back. .Back pains,, dull and heavy, or sharp and acute, tell you of sick kidneys, and , warn you of the approach of dropsy, 'diabetes and Bright's disease. Doan's Kid ney Pills cure sick kidneys ' and cure them permanently. " Here As proof in the statement of a nearby resident. . . : " ", - A. C. Taylor, ; fireman, . Cotton Mill Hill, N. C., says: "I can rec ommend Doan's Kidney Pills highly. For some time I ivas troubled by severe pains in the small of my back and irregular passages of the kidney secretions. I at length procured a box of Doaa's Kidney Pills and be gan usiug them. They entirely re moved the pains in my back and n?y kidneys have given me no - trouble since then.": r - ; " , For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. roster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name -Doan's and take no other. Th'efcimore strength " - - - a bowl of ; in She Tried to Pateinate ' Hubbf - Sft ? f Was Rudly-Shocked. , ,".-:-She bad beeu reading l tut a titled English woniuo " adrtsa . atarrid ; wo men to dirt with their bus baud. . As she finished the. article her husband came borne to dinner.- . ' V She ran to meet blm. , . v , A ; little late tonight. : duckydooxe ram." she said, with a dimpling smile. What's thatr be growled. -! She looked at him archly. '.;-'? "Don't you dare to kiss meT she tit tered. "' " s "Gee." he cried. "I don't intend to! What put that in your headT . . She half closed ber eyes and coyry surveyed him through the drooping lashes. '"' - : "-" v." ., I Dont you want to -sit here by me on the sofar she cooed. . ' ' "No, I don't. Why, you - told me svntf vMtorria tht thm unrinpm were getting weak. . Arentyou feeling Chicken With One Head and Two welir " " x - She laughed softly and shot him a side glance and drew, in her cheeks and flashed her white teeth and per ceptibly winked. He drew back suddenly. - "What's the matter with yout" he demanded. -"Who are you Imitating? Cant you make your face behaveT She picked up the paper she had been readlngand flung it into the dec orated wastebasket. There's nothing the "matter with me." she coldly replied. 'Quaker Oats 'than in the - same quantity or the. same value of any other food you can eat. Most nourishing, ' least 'expensive ; Pack4 lrTlr sire p:kf. xl . aMUCAil J M4M4 tlM I4C M Fruit Crop Outlook Fine. Asked recenrly about the fruit outlook in various sections of the state, State Horticulturist W. M. Hntt, of Raleigh, says that while he has not yet procured detailed reports from all sections - of the state he has enough in hand to ' : V - Bodies.' Let ill the cities that bare ben hmrmrnr shout pnra with tai'I in themUk a back seat Ttcoma. Wash., has hatched a chicken W.th two bodies. Three weeks aero A. J. -lucan. a city linemana helper, of Tacomn set an old hen. All the.'ejrir hatched oat but one a&d this one Just mugging for fun, eh? Glad of I seemed to be having trouble Intid- that. - Stimson was teUIng me today - rr-. ei, about a lot of trouble his wife Is bar- rom " indicaUons. . The sliell lng with her. facial nerves, and I was was broken a little and out popped afraid you'd caught It. Ain't that con- a chicken's head and then followed founded dinner readyr-Cleveland . ... , .i legs. Fastened to the one head The Best Remedy I and neck were two separate and For all kinds of sore eyes is ,8uther-1 rjerfect bodies ach havincr two wings and two lgs. The chicken lo" addition to the worth of merchandise, there wm recelred from Atoka 18, (X0,000 worth of gold of domestic produc tion daring the pU year. then, tot ilolUiter-s liocky ilcmnuln m tKom tar kff. UU St tk. o.nA.lmnnra Uood. TS OT 0 rtt (Ublet form) &5c at drofgliU. W. StrrtiXiAn. , 1 ir iln'-'nW s ' 1 ! . i m i v j 1 v u u It is ecu!Ud-thit do fewer than 85,000 people tpeM uicir lives on the canal boaU and barge of England alone. , Cet TaeBeat For skin troobloa, wmf. nlcTK ma. chapa, Wack head. r!ml and all eruption. Vm Dr. Dlls AnUatr Sal to and you kt hj " rc a vox rtrrwor. ante it. Plain Dealer. land's Eagle Eye Salve. It is a creamy snow white ointment and would not in jure the eyes of a babe. Guaranteed. 25a . . - Pretty Mean. A new-made widow called at the or chickens, which ever jdu want to call It, did not live, . Lunan has ! it in alcohol. Keep the Mood pure with Burdock Blood Bitters. Eat sixnplr. take exrrdaa, keep clean and you will have long life. give assurances tnai in me xastern i omce ot an lnsarance company lor I with impure blood feeding your body. and Piedmont sections the condi- the money due on her husband's tions and outlook for yHds are all policy. The manager said: that could be desired. The same "I am truly sorry, madam, to applies to Western Carolina, except hear of your loss." in the high mountain regions where That's always the way with the late frosts put in some effective you men," she said. "You are Over 8,000 gardent are cnltiral ed iu connection with Austrian school, the popili receiving eipcrt tuition in horticulture. 4 . l roa ar not M.Ufi-d afvr nring sc mrdicr to direct Ion two third of a bot tle of ChAmbrrUia's Stotnarh n4 Llm TWIjIu. tou can have roor roocty uack. Ths UhIU dxaM and forijroraU the taxACh. Improve thdigttioa.rrruaM the bowel. Give Uttta trUl ana art weiL .Sold by all drojrguU. " The hide of an ox tkUj S5 tioundsof leather "and that of horse a little more than half that amount. - . , , Dent B Ann rye Wlthakia trooU. thrn. 4tar4a. liUck bMla. ecrma or aor. V bo ooe iVi box of Dr. ' IWl's AntUptk 81 ve win cure you. Tryltateoce. Arson and counterfeiting are on the incrrftjuv though crime aa i whole Is declining. Trade of the United Sutcs with its noncontiguous territories aggre gated il72.000.000 in tha vmp int damage. The apple yields on the always sorry when a poor woman ended, against about $64,000,000 mi. Airy ww nrusuj juuuuwui gew a cnance to maKe a mue I decade ago. sections, Mr. iluttsays, give prom- money." ise of being very fine. Peaches, A womaif s Great Idea is how to make herself attractive. - But, without health, it is hard for her to be lovely in face, form or temper. A weak. sickly woman will be nervous and irrit able. Deal experiment With a Cealk When Dr. Bell's Plne-Tar-Honey baa been used by million of people for six teen Tears with s ateady tner caring de mand. Look for the Bell on the Bott!. too, are exceptionally promising in the Piedmont and eastern sec tions. It is estimated that the fruit yield this season, the state over, especially apples and peaches show in pimples, blojtchea, skin erupt-1 Vegetables contain a great deal will be exceptionally good. Sc kw.v3 cohol, and it is claimed that to women who want health, baintvind 1 thv can ptptI an in the face, neck and chest. I applied Dr. I and Kidneys, purify the blood; givo "nce on those who depend Upon xnomas rnuocvno uu. xne pain oease and the child sank into a restful sleep, Mrs. Nancy M. Hanson, Hamburg, N. Y. .' " . A Drcalfrt WmoI from a knife, roa. tin as, rtuty mail, firework, or oi any other natnre. de mand prompt treatment with Boctka'a Arnica Hal v to prevent blood poloo or ganfrrrne. It 's the qnickwt, nuwt h al er for all nch wooni aa alao for Born, Boil. 8or, Skin CropUooa. Erscma. CharpM Hnda, Cora or Ilka 12c. at J. V Streetznaa. In the course of a jrar COO.'M pounds of opium finds its way into London. intoxicating The pain ceased I strong nerves, bright eyes, pure breath, them exclusively for food. smooin, veiveiy sain, loveiy complexion, good health. Try them. 60c at J. W. Streetman. , Popular Jokes. The most popular Joke which has been published in any language in the history of the world Is stated to be that which appeared In an obscure cor ner of the Punch almanac for 1845. It read, "Advice to persons about to mar ry Don't P It would be Interesting to know who was its author. .' Another, founded on a similar subject, was the "Advice to persons who have fallen In love' Fall out!" One of the most bril liant things that ever appeared In our contemporary was the brief , dialogue between anrinquirlng child and bis Im patient parent: "What Is mind T "No matter.' "What Is matter?" "Never mind." Westminster Gazette. , - In 300 balloon ascents there is, ! on an average, one fatal accident. We Doeft Have te -Tell you what it's for it's name tella. Dr. Bell a Pine-Tar Honey is the beat cough medicine and several million pie already know It. Look for the on the Bottle. D Ym Ct T4 Bst If rota have a coach, cold, i croup or any throat or broorhlal troobie and tom Dr. Bell s nn-Taruo&ey. yoo do. Look for the Boil on tt Bxt!. Salt works employes are said to be immune from cholera and scar let fever. . The Parting. ; "Benson was a good, friend of mine, and I hated to lose him. He always wore a cheerful smile and seemed in the best of spirits. It will be hard to And another fellow so. genial, so full of the joy of life." .. ' "Whafs the matter? Has Benson left town for good? ' ; . "No." - .. "Surely he Isnt dead?" ; "No. He borrowed $5 from me this morning.'? Birmingham A,ge-Herald. If Canada's wheat crop tor, last year had been shinped in cars, each holding fifteen tons, the cars would make ud t continuous train 1 1,365 miles long. Lame ahoulder la almost InrariablT caused by rehnmatlain of the mnacks and yields quickly to the free applies of Chamberlain's liniment. -Thi QnJ ment is not only prompt and effectual, but in no way disagreeable to use. Hold by all druggists. . ; . . It cured me," or 1t sawd the life of my child." are the rprtwdoe yoo hr everyday about ChambffrLaln s Oniic. Cholera and Diarrhoc Bmdr. This u true the world over where this vala- able remedy has been introduced. No other medicine la use for diarrbo or bowel complaints ha received such rno- eral approvaL .Toe secret of the snoceos of Cnambtlaln'a Colic. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is that It cure. Bold by all druggiata. . : A good glove cotter in Paris can make nearly one hundred dollars a week. Some wine has been discovered in the cellars of the Hotel de Vtlle, of Bremen, which has been there for two and a half centuries. : Granulated Cy LMs Can be cured without cauterising or ecarlfjtag by the nae of Sutherland's Eagle Eye Balvs. Wa guarantee it to cure, Soc everywhere. Germany and Austria hare gether 110 cooking schools. tO- T-Then! He Made a' Home Run. HeWhat kind of stone would you like : In the ring, darling? . She Oh, Jack, dear. I've beard so- much about baseball diamonds. Do : you suppose they are very expensive? Boston Tran script, i:-: .V-::1" ' To maintain oneself on this earth is not a hardship but a pastime. If one will live simply and wisely. Thoreau. M ejacan Don't use har&hphvaics. Thereactioa weakens the bowels, leads to chronic constipation. Get Doan's Begulets. They operate easily, tone the stomach cure constipation. - ." , - In Nuremberg, there are 1,700 houses built 1,600 A. D., and 3,S37 built in the seventeenth and . eigh teenth centuries. , Mu Chamberlain's Congh Remedy is sold on a guarantee that if you are not satis fied after using two-thirds of a bottle according t4rections,. you money, will be refunded- It is up to you to try. I - ' 14 Liniment ; Ne Oanxer In taking Dr. Bell' Plne-Tar-Hooty for roughs and cold. It containa no habit producing drugs. Look for the Bell on the Bottle. ri - or lilan ii and Beast The cost of leather is steadily advancing; and we are bound to believe that even low shoes will be higher.-' . ... . On a fair estimate of the cost of I it ; trA maintaining the cellar rent, inter- : I i charges a bottle of this' choice 1 Mcohol . liniments. . ." ; It pen hquor is worth $20,000. ' TA sincIt' strates to the bone in a hum urop couia noi oe protitaDly sold knrl hpnlintr hmn incf.ntlv ' Hives, eczema, itch or salt rheum seta you crazy. Can't bear the touch of your clothing. Doan's Ointment care the most obstinate caaea. Why suffer. ' All rFemale labor on" the farms cf England has almost disappeared. Deafness Cannot be Cured Dy local applications, ' as they cannot I reach the diseased portion" of the ear There is only one way to cure deafness, ana tnat is by constitutional remedies. lJearness ia caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eus tachian Tnbe. When this tube is in- A n -w. a -i - ... . imperxect neanng, and when it is en ; - Unhappy : Manl : mT old friend, I have been the virtim of misfortune to all my love at-1 tirely closed, Deafness is the result, ana n fir first " Bweeuaui umi, ui i x . t "'LJL"t""J" m oe . laxen SLrme. and the third became thia tabs restored to its normal rscond JUtea me, auu i", i condition, hearinsr will be dMtmvui tnr. cy Wifer . ver; nine cases out of tenrare cansec - - I by Catarrh, which is nothing but an in Tears are often the telescope through flamed condition of the mncous si? which men : see . rar mw yv e wm pune uundred Dollar nSch-r.- . - ' - - ' ? JOT1fafe ofDne88 (catedby c: L.eecc-r. - . . I tarrh) that cannot be cured bv Hair. and liver Catarrh Unre. Bend for circular, free. Stomach raTberlaln s frnvioanrt nrace y i o.ii : Ont of ecr en&ssiasuc Bends wriies: oBXTXJBHEN I ' s - -; Vl think Mexican Mustang Lin! Stent one of the greatest medicine 1 in law, and always keep a bottle or so i i v . ttables. I've never known&single i;is; .- wnere it tailed to give satisfaction. u aavebeen selling and using it for 1 J yc . - -"J-.1"- RcspectfuDy-jrours,, , -y - yy : PAUL UQFFllZ : At druggists. ;Three sizes, 25c 50c and $1 - LTOM MFC CO, T'l ' : 41-45 SkFlftk St- ROOKLYLN CASTOR I A royiafaaUaadCiaidrea. TtsKfcjYcalTna ttezji E::t Bears the BIgnatuxs of Hall's 1 amily Pill, for conEtipar 0TEERI1!I0S E1SLE EYE S&TE ' Oood for Nothing: but the Eyes. 20 Years WithHeartTrouble Dr.' Miles' Heart Remedy has cured me- of hert disease of over 20 years' standing. I was so bad that I could not do my work, and could scarcely draw a full breath without fainting or smothering. The doctor told rae he could do no "more for me; then; I commenced taking the Heart Remedy. I shall never forget that night, I slept better than I had before in months, I kept "right on getting better, un til I was perfectly well MRS.' LAURA RUSSELL, .V - Logan; IoVx. When the heart action is weak, it fails to pump the blood through the lungs with su&cient rapidity. Then the lungs do not absorb the proper amount of oxygen,, although they may be taking in a normal amount of air. The result is shortness of breath, smothering spells, diffi cult breathing, oppressed feeling in chest. Dr. Miles' Heart Rem edy strengthens the heart nerves and muscles, and in this way increases the circulation, . ; Get a bottle from your drug gist. Take it according to direc tions, and if it does not benefit be will return your money. - I T?P1 iiyiuii f r - !! AYtrrTTrxixIrJU I IVxxirs Tbir&zQa-ft tcss sad ftstCaf n argar OjrixJiar-ae nxMxra. 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