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OUR COMIC SECTION But There Are Some Subjects of Common Interest FANNV, I SAW SOME BALL <jAM? "TODA"* ? ii innings ? "Tme long inland mobribies] WON -1 TO 5 IN iHfe LAST INNING" SMtfa STOLE SECOND. AHD a r -TMCN WTtl 1ft? out OLl? Bimbo" bailed Bangs "S-?e pill outta t*<e. pau*c AW arc -ere rr It Happened to Be One Say "Bayer" and Insistl Unless you see the name "Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not get ting the genuine Bayer product pre scribed by physicians over twenty-two years and proved safe by millions for Colds , Headache Toothache Lumbago Earache Rheumatism Neuralgia Pain, Pain Accept "Bayer Tablets' of Aspirin" only. Each unbroken package contains proper directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents; *Drug gists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaeeticaeidestcr of Salicyiicacid. ? Advertisement. Do They All Do It? The other day there came to a local hotel a young traveling man of a very effeminate type. The other men in the hotel watched b'm with amusement until he took from his pocket a powder puff and mirror and before the whole assembly powdered his chin and nose. Then they laughed openly. But he was not dismayed. "I just came from Pittsburgh," he explained, "and the coal dust there is so thick that we either have to wash our faces every hour or so or powder occasion ally." However, the other men laughed on. ?Exchange. Made Up for Size in Sense. Robert had a very small dog. but he was a remarkably well-trained animal and seemed almost human. A man met him one day and said jokingly: "Why don't you get a man-size do;;? You can hardly seo .that small fel - low.'" "Well," said Robert, "he is a fine dog, his sense is a lot bigger than his size." No man is so winsome to his friends as when he admits he hns been acting the fool. MRS.WINSU0W3 SYRUP The Infant s' and Children's Regulator quickly relieves diarrhoea, colic, flatulency and constipation, and regulates the bowels. Non narcotic, non-alcoholic. Formula on every labeL At AH Druggists. Write for free booklet containing letters from grateful mothers. ANGLO-AMERICAN DRUG CO., 215-217 Fulton Sl. NawYoric General Srtling Ayrnt*: Harold F. Ritchie & Co., Inc., Ntw York, Toronto, London, Svdnty A Fine Tonic. Builds You Up ? Prevents and Relieves Malaria -Chills and Fever -DenGue Carrying the Load. The recent publicity given co-eds at the university h\s caused (juite a lot of apparently "tongue-twisted" com ments from the co-eds themselves. For instance, in substance, the following is a conversation between two of the fair damsels: ? "Well, what do you think of the scandal that they are shooting at us about petting parties?" Other co-ed : "I have passed it up as a huge joke." "Why, sure; that's all it Is. Why should they accuse all of them by actions of a few of us?" ? Columbus Dispatch. Betty Knew. Betty had her little brother out playing with her. He fell down, and while he wasn't really hurt he set up a lusty yelling. "Why don't you pick Bobby up and comfort him?" I asked Betty. "Oh, he isn't hurt," she said, " 'cause he is just crying with his holler and not his tears." ? Exchange. Bad Case. Miss Catt ? Matrimony must have gone to her head. Miss NIpp ? Without a doubt. She's still living with her husband. American Advertises for Thrill. . '?> The other afternpon a young Ameri can rented an airplane at the Honrget field which he will utilize, he declares, to scatter handbills all over Paris, says Le I'etit Parislen. A sample of these handbills reads ns folhtws: "An American, for the first time in Paris, would like to lunch at noon next Tuesday with the most interesting anarchist In the capital; Wednesday, with a graduate student of art or music; Thursday, with an actress; Friday, with some liidy who intends to commit suicide, and Saturday, with a nobleman. "In exchange for this entertainment he offers the luncheons, music and in telligent conversation." The address of an American adver tising agency follows, and then the name of this original visitor? Lionel P. Tompkins. Pertinent Query. , A youthful history instructor at the Midway (according to the Maroon) got quite disgusted the other day at his class of dumb belles and spo*e out in exasperated scorn: "If you were all a little younger, or I were a little older, I would take you on my knees ? " "Which way?" interrupted the pretty blonde in the front row. ? Chicago Post. w E will buy not less than 101 Recipes or suggestions for new uses of Grape-Nuts, paying $50.00 for each one accepted. . And in addition Good Housekeeping Institute, conducted by Good House keeping Magazine, will decide an award of $2500.00 for the best four of the 101 new Grape-Nuts Recipes, so purchased: $1,000.00 for the 1st selection $750.00 for the 2nd selection $500.00 for the 3rd selection $250.00 for the 4th selection The conditions of this remarkable offer are so simple and fair that every houses L- n the United States has an opportunity to share in its benefits. i i There Is No Other Food Like _ i Grape-Nuts Practically everybody knows Grape-Nuts as a delicious, nourish ing breakfast foo^. And while it is common knowledge that Grape Nuts with milk or cream is a com pute food, many housewives do not know of the appetizing and eco nomical dishes that can be prepared with Grape-Nuts. Grafie-Nuts lends itself, we believe, to more uses than any other cereal Thousands of women are finding varied uses for Grape-Nuts in their home cooking; and thousands of others would be glad to learn that Grape-Nuts adds distinctive flavor and nutritive qualities to a great variety of dishes. So the thought back of our offer of over $7500.00 for Grape-Nuts Recipes is to bring out the new ways in which this wonderful food is adding to the health and pleasure of people everywhere. Ask your grocer, or write to Dept. B, Postum Cereal Co., Inc., Battle Creek, Mich., for details of the offer of over $7500.00 for New Grape-Nuts Recipes, which must be mailed by August 31, 1923. Sold by Grocers everywhere! There's )!
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