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Hay Fever, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Coughs, Colds, Croups Whooping Cough; Tonic, Body-Builder. 12-oa, bottle II. Cady-Parker lied. Co, Wayorosa. Oa. CThe Brown Itlouse Bq HERBERT QUICK (Copyright by Tb? Bobbs- Merrill Company) LINING UP JIM SYNOPSIS. ?Jennie Woodruff refuses to marry Jim Irwin, young farm hand, because of his financial condition and poor pros pects. He Is Intellectually above his station. and has advanced ideas concerning the possibilities of school teaching and farming, for which he is ridiculed by many. In short, Jim Is an o;T ox. He tiocks by himself and reads books and has a philosophy of his own. But there art- 'itent powers In b!m unsuspectv! -ven by himself and Opportunity < ..rues knocking at bla door. Jim Is nominated for school-teached, as a Joke. The Joke results In his election. He visits the scholars. Jennie Is nominated for county superintendent of schools. Jim speaks at a public meeting con demning rural school me ::ods. Prominent wom'en condemn .lim's met hoi of teaching; they d> inland "culture." His pupils defend him. CHAPTER VIII? Continued. * -7- U ? Jennie blushed, and to conceal her slight .embarrassment, got out for the purpose of cranking her machine. "But if I cannot line Him up?" said she. "I tank," said Haakon, "If you can't line him up, you will have a chance to rewoke his certificate when you take office." Jennie thought of Mr. Peterson's suggestion as to ''lining up" Jim Irwin as so thoroughly sensible that she gave it a good deal of thought that day. T? be sure, everybody had al ways favored "more practical educa tion," and Jim's, farm arithmetic, farm physiology, farm reading and writing, cow-testing exercises, seed analysis, corn clubs and the tomato, poultry and pig clubs he proposed to have In operation the next summt*, seemed highly practical; but to Jen nie's mind, the fact that they intro duced dissension in the neighborhood and promised to make her official life vexatious seemed ample proof that Jim's work was visionary and Imprac tical. Poor Jeunie was not aware of the fact that new truth always comes bringing, not peace to. mankind, but a sword. "Father," said she that night, "let^s have a little Christmas party." "All right," said the colonel. "Whom ahall we Invite?" "Don't laugh," said she. "I want to invite Jim Irwin and his mother, and nobody else." "All right," reiterated the colonel. "But why?" , "Oh," said Jennie, "I want to see whether I can talk Jim out of some of his foolishness." "You want to line him up, do you?" said the colonel. "Well, that's good politics, and incidentally, you may get ' some good ideas out of Jim." "Rather unlikely," said Jennie. "I don't know about that," said the colonel, smiling. "I begin to think that Jlm'a a BTown Mouse. I've told you about the Brown Mouse, haven't I?" "Yes," said Jennie. "You've told me. But Professor Darbishlre's brown mice were simply wild and In corrigible creatures. Just because it happens to emerge suddenly from the | forests of heredity, it doesn't prove that the Brown Mouse Is any good." "Justin Morgan was a Brown Mouse," said the colonel. "And he founded the greatest breed of horses In the world." ' "You say that," said Jennie, "be cause you're a lover of the Morgan horse." "Napoleon Bonaparte was a Brown Mouse," said the colonel. "So was George Washington, and so was Peter the Great. Whenever a Brown Mouse | appears he changes things In a little I way or a big way." "For the better, always?" asked Jennie. i "No," said the colonel. "Th? Brown Mouse may throw back to slant-head ed savagery. But Jim . . \ some times I think Jim Is the kind of Mendellan segregation out of which we get Franklins and Edisons and their sort. You may get some good ideas out of Jim. Let us have them here for Christmas, by all means." i There Is no doubt that on Christ mas day Jennie Woodruff was justi fied in thinking that they were a queer couple. They weren't like the Woodruffs, at ,all. They were of a different patterti. To be sure, Jim's : clothes were not especially note ( worthy, being Just shiny, and frayed , at cuff and Instep, and short of sleeve | and leg, and lll-flttlng apd cheap. Jim's quebrness lay not so much in his clothes as In his personality. On the other hand. Jeunie could not help thinking that Mrs. Irwin's queer ness w?s to be f?und almost solely In her clothes. The black alpaca looked undeniably respectable. , ? Jennie felt It must have a story ? a story In which the stooped, rusty, somber old lady looked like a character drawn to har monize with the period just after the war. But Jennie had the keenness tp see that If Mrs. Irwin could have had an up-to-date costume she would have become a rather ordinary and not bad looking old lady. What Jennie failed to divine was that if Jim could have invested a hundred dollars In the serv ices of tailors, haberdashers, barbers and other specialists in personal ap pearance, and could have blotted out his record as her father's field-hand, lie would have seemed to her a dis tinguish ed-looklng young man. Not handsome, of course, but the sort peo ple look after? and follow. , "Couie to dinner." said Mrs. Wood ruff, who at tills Juncture had a hired girl, but was yoked to the oar never theless when it came to turkey and the other fixings of a Christmas din ner. "It's good enough, what there is of it, and there's enough of it such as it is ? bat the dressing in the turkey would be better for a little more sage !" The bountiful uieal piled mountain high for guest and hired help and fam ily melted away in a manner to de light the hearts of Mrs. Woodruff and Jennie. The colonel, in stiff starched shirt, black tie end frock coat, carved wiiii i.tuch empressement, and Jim felt almost for the first time a sense of the value of manner. "I had bigger turkeys," said Mrs. Woodruff to Mrs. Irwin, "but I thought it would be better to cook two turkey hens instead of one great big gobbler with meat as tough as tripe and stuffed full pf fat." "One of the hen's would 'a' been plenty," replied Mrs. Irwin. "How much did they weigh?" "About fifteen pounds apiece," was the answer. "The gobbler would 'a' weighed thirty. I guess. Lie's pure Mammoth Bronze." "1 wish," said Jim, "that we could get a few breeding birds of the wild bronze turkeys from Mexico-" "Why?" asked the colonel. "They're the original blood of the domestic bronze turkeys," said Jiin< "and they're bigger and handsomer than the pure bred bronzes, even. They're a better stock than the N\?fth ern wild turftcys from which our com mon birds originated." "Where do you learn all these things, Jim?" asked Mrs. Woodruff. "I declare, I often tell Woodruff that It's as good as a lecture to have Jim Irwin at table. My Intelligence has fallen since you quit working here, Jim." ; There came Into Jim's eyes the gleam of the man devoted to a Cause ? and the dinner tended to develop Into a lecture. Jennie saw a little more plainly wherein his queerness lay. "There's an education in any meal, If we would Just use the things on the table as materials for study, and fol ?9* J nl "Talk Jim Out of Some of Hi* Fool ishness." low their trails hack to their starting points. This turkey takes us back to the chaparral of Mexico ? " "What's chaparral?" asked Jennie, as a diversion. "It's one of the words I have seen so often and know per fectly to speak It and read it ? but after all it's just a word, and nothing more." . ; lint they ought to keep the accounts of the ? 5iooI kitchen. They'd like to do these thjnga, and It would help prepare them tor life on an Intelligent plane, while they pre pared the meals." "Isn't that looking rather far ahead?" asked the county superintend ent-elect. "It's like a lot of other things we think far ahead." urged Jim. "The only reason why they're far ofT is be cause we think >them so. It's a thought ? and a thought is as near the mo ment we think it as It will ever be." "I guess that's so ? to a wild-eyed reformer." said the colonel. "But go on. Develop your thought a little. Have some more dressing." "Thanks, I believe I will." said Jim. "And a Uttle more of the cranberry sauce. No more turkey, please." "I'd like to see the school class that could prepare this dinner." said Mrs. Woodruff. "Why," said Jim, "you'd be there showing them how! They'd get cred its in their domestic economy course for getting the school dinner ? and they'd bring their mothers into it to help them stand at the head of their classes. And one detail of girls would cook one. week, and another serve. The setting of the table would come In as a study? flowers, linen and ail that. And when we get a civilized teacher, table manners!" "I'd take on that class." said the hired man, winking at Selma Carlson, tlie maid, from somewhere below the salt. ''The way I make my knife f^pd my face would be a great heip to the children." "And when the food came on the table," Jim went on. with a smile at his former fellow-laborer, who had heard most of this before as a part of the field conversation, "just think of the things we could study while eating It. The literary term for eat- j ing a meal Is discussing it? well* the j discussion of a meal under proper i guidance is much more educative than ! a lecture. This breast-bone, now," said he, referring to the remains on his) plate. "That's physiology. The cran berry sauce ? that's botany, and com merce, and soil management ? do you know, Colonel, that the cranberry | must have an acid soil? which would kill alfalfa or clover?" j "Read something of It," said the colonel, "but It didn't Interest me ! much." "And the difference between the J typt-s of fowl on the table? that's breeding. And the nutmeg, pepper and coconut? that's geography. And every thing on the table runs ba^k to geog raphy. and comes to us -linked to our lives by dollars and cents? and they're mathematics." ' j "We must have something more thqir dollars and cents In life," said Jen nie. "We must have culture." "Culture," cried Jim, "Is the ability tc think in terms of life? isn't It?" "Like Jes?e James?" suggested the hired man, who was a careful student of the life of that eminent bandit. There was a storm of ,laughter at this sally amidst which Jennie wished she had thought of something like that. Jim joined in the laughter at ? his own expense, but was clearly suf fering from argumentative shock. "That's the best answer I've had on that point, Pete," he said, after the disturbance had subsided. "But if the James boys and the Youngers had had the sort of culture I'm for, they would , have been successful stock men and j farmers, instead of - train robbers. Take Raymond Simms, for instance. He had ail the qualifications of a mem ber of the James gang when he came here. Ail he needed was a ffew ex asperated associates of his own sort, and a convenient railway with unde fended trains running over It But after a few weeks of real 'culture' under ? mighty poor teacher, he's de veloping into the most enthusiastic farmer I know. That's real culture." "It's snowing like everything," said Jennie, who faced the window. "Don't cut your dinner short," said the colonel to Pete, "but I think you'll find the cattle ready to come ic out of the storm when you get good and through." "I think I'll let 'em in now," said Pete, by way of excusing himself. "I expect to put in most of the day from now on getting ready to quit eating. Save some of everything for me, Sel ma ? I'll be right back!" "All night, Pete,"^sald Selm*. Mrs. Woodruff and Jim's mother went into other parts of the house on research work connected with their ! converse on domestic economy. The j colonel withdrew for an inspection of j the live stock on the eve of the threatened blizzard. And Jim was left alone with Jennie in the front parlor. Scanning him by means of her back hair, Jennie knew that in another moment Jim would lay his hand on her shoulder, or otherwise advance to 1 personal nearness, as he had done the night of his ill-stan-ed speech at the schoolhouse ? and she rose Id self defense. Self-defense, however, did not seem to require that he be kept at too great a distance; so she maneuvered him to the sofa, and seat ed him beside her. Now was the time to line him up. "It seems good to have you with us today,** said she. "We're such old, old friends." "If you can't change your methods," said Jennie, "I sug gest that you resign!" (TO BE CONTINUED.) TTie Difference. A mountain farmer near Beaufort West, Cape Colony, wanted a tele- j phone. The authorities said a connec- j tlon would cost him ?500. So he laid, the line himself. It was inspected and passed? and be has saved iiafk. Essential to Profitable Farming The Utility " ? $ j* Chassis Only Express Truck 3 3 V /? o. b. Flint, Mich. 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