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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23, 2008
NATHAN NYANJOM
AIL WISDOM, NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
Nathan Nyanjom is a senior biology
major from Columbia, Md.
E-MAIL NYANJOMOEMAILUNC.EDU
Save the
elevators
from being
awkward
Perhaps the worst part
about attending a uni
versity in a different state
is having to travel back home
for breaks. Don't get me wrong
I love UNC. When I gradu
ate in May, I’ll leave not only
with a degree and life memories
but several new additions to
my vocabulary, not the least of
which include, ‘Man! They’re
out of biscuits." and “He lost his
contact again?’
Maybe it's who I hang out
with.
Asa car-less Marylander,
I have come to frequent
Southwest Airlines. On my
plane ride back for Fall Break,
my C-class
ticket found
me sitting in
AT-LARGE
COLUMNIST
between two respectable looking
students, and I was excited to
get to know what could be future
Facebook friends. This was
not to happen, however, as the
response to my question “Is any
one sitting there?" was a quick,
“An Oriole fan? You can sit here,
hut you watch vour mouth, boy."
Awkward, needless to say.
I got home fine thanks for
asking. But what about these
awkward moments? Sure they're
inevitable, but with a little bit of
quick thinking and courage, they
can not only be solved but con
verted into highlights of the day.
We all know about the clas
sic elevator ride. Getting on at
Davis Library's first floor to go
two levels up to the accessible
by-stairs third floor is awkward
enough, but looking at your
watch when you already know
what time it is? Sure we can
glace around —and I often do.
In times like these, it’s OK to be
'that guy' —a simple “How ’bout
“Grey’s Anatomy’ last night?
Who saw that coming?" ought to
do the trick.
What's the worst that could
happen? People laugh, and you
get off at the third floor that you
could have walked to. It would
be the same as having the last
name Peacock or Dick.
Laughable?
Yes.
End of the w orld?
Hardly.
Although deafening, periods
of silence are also awkward just
in themselves, and man are
there a lot of those situations:
finding yourself alone for a few
moments with your roommate’s
significant other, having to
interact with a person several
decades your senior or crossing
paths with that guy you talk to
every day but still don’t know by
name. The list is almost endless.
But you don’t have to be
afraid of awkward situations.
After all. a bad slice of pizza
is better than no pizza at all,
and the same goes for trying to
tackle awkward.
Not everyone is built the
same. While some find it easy
and effortless to break the ice.
others need the assistance of
sports scores and changes in the
weather. If that's the case, there’s
a Monster Jam car rally at the
RBC Center this Friday featur
ing Kill Devil Hill’s own Grave
Digger. I’ll be there will you?
Advice columns are not the
thing of The Daily Tar Heel,
and this is nothing of the sort.
Rather, all that is being asked is
a personal question: Have you
embraced the awkward today?
Awkward moments are just
another piece to the puzzle
called life, equal with working a
job and eating dinner. And while
they cannot be avoided, they can
certainly be broken.
And who knows what could
happen? You break the silence,
and that person you sit next
to on the P2P turns out to be
a really interesting person
from the same one-stoplight
hometown, the same dorm or
the same sleep-inducing Friday
Econ 101 class.
One thing leads to another,
and you get home to find upon
checking your e-mail that you
have anew friend request.
Man— that's awkward.
EDITORIAL CARTOON By Don Wright. Palm Beach Post
"unmet's f Romney
Just check the news feed
Facebook-stalking software isn’t necessary for athletes
Last week, a software pro-
CTam called YOUDiligence
was released to allow
coaches to scope out the con
tent on college athletes' social
networking sites.
The idea behind the program,
to catch incriminating informa
tion before it gains negative
publicity, isn't a bad one. But
paying for automatic Facebook
stalking would cause more harm
with the inevitable controversy it
would bring than it would help
by eradicating taboo material.
Fortunately UNC doesn’t see
the software as a necessary addi
tion to the athletics program;
many coaches already monitor
the pages themselves and some
even have their own profiles.
With Facebook and MySpace
searches designed to find more
The business of research
Bio-Defense facility would be a boon for Butner
The Research Triangle
area is looking to take a
page from Atlanta's play
book —and no, it’s not making
chrome rims mandatory on all
motor vehicles.
The Tfiangle is one of five
finalists for the new National
Bio- and Agro-Defense Facility,
courting the Department of
Homeland Security to place
the research facility in nearby
Butner, in Granville County.
This facility would be a
Biosafety Level-4 research
facility, much like the patho
gen research center located in
Atlanta, specializing in exotic
and rare pathogens that threat
en agriculture and livestock.
The possible placement of a
facility’ containing biohazards
has been met with some conten
tion by local residents who think
the lab has no home here.
But before you head to the
bookstore to grab a copy of “Hie
Hot Zone” to help comprehend
what the RTP is getting itself
into, we’re here to remind you
that this lab is not the latest sign
of the apocalypse, but an asset
to the Triangle community.
Long-distance voting
Online abroad voting system should be expanded
Thanks to the World Wide
Web, this year marks the
first time Democrats liv
ing outside the United States
can vote in a presidential pri
mary without jumping through
the absentee ballot hoops.
Florida's voting problems in
2000 should remind us that tak
ing part in an election should be
simple and straightforward, no
matter the location. Overseas
voting should not be any differ
ent: Just say no to red tape.
The Democrats Abroad
online voting program— as long
as it’s safe from fraud should
be adopted by the Republicans
in their primary process.
Citizens of the United States
are guaranteed suffrage, regard
less of whether they live in this
country or not
Think about the 6 million US.
citizens that live overseas, includ
ing soldiers and diplomats. A
good number of them are work
ing to promote the good nature
Opinion
than 500 distasteful words and
phrases, YOUDiligence isn’t just
keeping an eye out for potentially
convicting information; it’s dig
ging for it If any of the trigger
words or phrases are found, an
e-mail is sent to the coach, alert
ing him to the offending page.
Proponents of YOUDiligence
argue that coaches are hired to
coach, not monitor their team
members' Web sites. Sure, Roy
has better things to do than
keep an eye on Marcus Ginyard’s
Facebook all the time, but
coaches are charged with mak
ing sure their players make good
decisions.
It doesn't take long to check
Facebook, so coaches certainly
can monitor their players’ pro
files from time to time without
infringing on other duties.
First, let us restate the obvi
ous. This is called the Research
Triangle for a reason. We do sci
ence. This kind of development
makes RTP community mem
bers salivate like Pavlov’s pup.
Continuing the RTP’s goal of
being a world premier research
nexus, this unique chance for
area research firms and uni
versities to participate in joint
research with the center offers
an invaluable opportunity- to
the community.
It is also expected that $1.7
billion will be pumped into the
local economy over the next 20
years and that 300 new jobs
will be created because of the
lab. Not too shabby.
Local groups and residents,
however, have voiced safety as
a major concern. Residents are
afraid that the government is
opening a bioweapons lab in
their backyard and that it’s just
a ticking time bomb for disas
ter, citing past incompetencies
by Homeland Security.
But while their concerns are
certainly legitimate, a closer
look at the lab can ease a few
of those fears. Level-4 labs are
and name of our country.
Out of the American citizenry,
why make these people work the
hardest for one of the essential
rights our country is built on?
With this new online system,
Democrats no longer have to
mail absentee ballot request
forms to their most recent US.
county of residence and endure
an uncertain wait time as the
mail delivers ballots that are or
are not arriving in time to vote.
The results are then applied
to 11 delegate votes that the
Democratic Party has gracious
ly allotted to the organization
at the nominating convention.
According to the US. Election
Assistance Commission, there
were 992,034 overseas ballots
requested in 2006. Of those,
0nfy330,000 were counted, and
70 percent of uncounted ballots
were sent back to election offi
cials as undeliverable. Those sta
tistics alone scream for change.
The Republican Parly should
And while YOUDiligence
probably isn’t unconstitution
al, paying to find provocative
pictures is too invasive for even
the most well-known athletes.
Coaches in any large college
athletics program should make
it clear to their athletes what is
expected of them, both in public
and private something many
UNC coaches have done.
They should warn their team
members of potentially incrim
inating situations online and, if
necessary-, supervise their play
ers’ sites.
If embarrassing or danger
ous photos and conversations
on an athlete's Facebook aren’t
easily accessible or bringing
negative attention to a school,
it is unnecessary to invade their
privacy with a probing search.
designed to house the deadliest
and most infamous of patho
gens safely, and with a brand
new building being erected
to house the facility, all the
advancements in safeguarding
technology can be built in dur
ing construction of the lab.
Level-4 labs also have much
higher security- standards than
the preceding levels; while the
pathogens are more dangerous,
they’re also less likely to get out
Plus, North Carolina already
has several level-3 facilities and
has had no apparent problems.
In addition, the proposed
sites (two are being consid
ered) are both on the 4,000-
acre government Umstead
Research Farm. There are no
private landowners near the
sites, so the actual building and
running of the facility shouldn’t
interrupt daily life in Butner.
The National Bio- and Agro-
Defense Facility is a great
opportunity for RTP to con
tinue its growth as a research
emporium. Let’s hope that the
state makes the best of this
investment opportunity and
brings this one home.
follow suit and adopt a similar
system. GOP votes from abroad
could be even more influen
tial, given their winner-take-all
approach to the state primaries.
While the Democratic Party
assures its online system is
secure, if there ever was a tar
get for corrupt politics at work,
this would be it. Voters can still
vote in their local primaries by
the normal method, and if they
voted online as well, they would
illegally vote twice.
As such, it’s absolutely essen
tial that the online voting pro
cess be properly safeguarded.
Regardless it is ultimately
the Democratic Party’s deci
sion to vote this way. Thus it
should not be seen as unfair or
undemocratic, considering it
does not cross party lines.
In races like the 2008 prima
ries that are already tight, it’s
good to see someone recognize
that overseas votes could make
the difference in an election.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“There ’s always going to he
friction , and there should he.”
UNDA CONVISSOR, UNC DIRECTOR OF LOCAL RELATIONS,
ON TOWN-GOWN RELATIONS
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With the lawsuit resolved,
soccer program moves on
TO THE EDITOR:
I am a proud University of
North Carolina alumna. I played
for the UNC women’s soccer team
from 1984 to 1987, and the expe
rience was life-changing.
I came to UNC as a self-con
scious and shy walk-on player
and moved up to team co-cap
tain my senior year.
Anson Dorrancc is a tremen
dous teacher, motivator and
friend. He taught me so many
lessons that helped me develop
feelings of strength and self-con
fidence.
The walk-on to starter story is
actually a quite common one at
the UNC soccer program. Anson
has a wondrous ability to help us
find the best in ourselves as play
ers and people. The lessons he
taught us transcend the soccer
field. They are life lessons.
He taught me the importance
of a positive outlook and attitude.
He taught me how to set goals
and work hard to reach them. He
encouraged us to care about our
teammates and to play for each
other. He taught me how to be
competitive in a positive way.
I am so happy to see that the
lawsuit that has hovered over
Anson, the rest of the coaches,
the players, past and present, and
this program is finally resolved.
I have four children, three of
whom are girls. I hope that they
all are fortunate enough to have
a mentor in their life as positive
as Anson has been for me. I feel
truly honored to know him and
to be a part of the UNC women's
soccer family.
Keath Costelloe Love
Chapel Hill
Eubanks Road should not
host waste-transfer site
TO THE EDITOR:
Congratulations (Orange
County- Board of Commissioners)
for reversing your earlier deci
sion to unilaterally select the
Eubanks Road area as the site
for the new waste-transfer sta
tion. That change of heart was a
step in the right direction.
By reopening the siting pro
cess, you have shown the cour
age to admit that the original
selection of Eubanks Road last
March was flawed. For this I am
grateful and proud of you.
It would be a very big mis
take not to explicitly exclude
the Eubanks Road area from
the new search. You need look
no further than your recently
tendered notice from the EPA
regarding the U.S. Department
of Justice complaint of environ
mental racism to achieve a full
understanding of this fact.
So I urge you to continue your
demonstration of fair and just
actions regarding the new waste
handling site. Follow the wise
and righteous actions of the city
of Greensboro and remove the
current landfill area from further
consideration. A process that
uses selection criteria to steer
your choice toward Eubanks will
not go unchallenged.
I am hopeful that you will do
the right Uiing this time. A lot
of people are watching you and
are counting on it I wish you the
best
John M. Kramer
Chapel Hill
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Bringing Google to North
Carolina was a good move
TO THE EDITOR:
In response to Charles Dahan’s
(*N.C. sold itself to Google for
warehouses," Jan. 22), I’d like to
offer a few corrections.
The Google data center will
employ as many as 210 jobs in
Caldwell County, which has been
devastated by layoffs in textiles
and manufacturing. In addition,
Google is proactively working
with local community colleges to
develop programs in technology
and computer science.
Google's initiative to help
develop and inspire growth in
the job market and post second
ary education is a critical benefit
to conveniently overlook.
Since when did we at Carolina
start undervaluing the value of
education?
Development for technologies
is not typically done at data cen
ters. It’s usually done at research
facilities and corporate offices
before (being) put into produc
tion at data centers.
A data center is exactly that,
a warehouse of hundreds, if not
thousands, of server farms that
simply store data and run appli
cations that provide services to
consumers. It’s not an engineer
ing facility nor does it imply
the need to hire local computer
science students to ensure its
capacity as such.
The vast majority of actual
work computer science students
or software engineers perform
is all done remotely. Contrary
to your misguided assumption,
server maintenance is in fact
technologically challenging.
To mention Geek Squad and
Google data center in the same
sentence is not only offensive to
professionals in the industry but
juvenile at best. Your Geek Card
has officially henceforth been
revoked.
Imagine that you would have
known all of this information
had you used Google as a verb
instead of a noun.
Thomas Jones
Senior
Information Science
Anson Dorrance is a great
role model for his players
TO THE EDITOR:
I fully support Anson
(Dorrance), UNC and the soccer
program.
The teams 1 was involved with
were some of the most special I
have ever been a part of at any
time.
Anson treats his players with
respect and only wants the best
for them. I felt cared about, not
only as a player but as a person.
I do think Anson is like a
father figure he is caring,
supportive, nonjudgmental and
honest Players would approach
him for help when needed.
Anson never used his position
as a coach to threaten anyone nor
did he seek players out to ques
tion them inappropriately.
Keri Sanchez
UNC Womens Soccer 1991-9*
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