IF IJIIS PAPhU ISN'T WORTH THREE CENTS A WEEK, IT ISN'T WORTH PRINTING ED IAS- VOL. XXII (TUESDAY) VARRENTON, N; C., TUESDAY, MARCIH 20TH, 1911 (FRIDAY) NO. 55 A SEMLWEEKLY NEWSPAPER DEVOTED TO THE INTERESTS o jf WARR C OUNTY 3c A COPY v ; I i v. y v.. ...... . -.. -t .. VA AV ! i U i .U. h ,H t-A Ji iJ r ARCOLA ITEMS. Farmer's Union will have a Tn .:j,t rftprtinnn for the i cp tinff i iiuajr tion ot important business. anSaC-. tliP nfterncon the people of il ;tv will come together for it com1"" , ,,rnnse CI 1 ; Fair in the fall. arranging for a com- PUTTING IT OVER IN COUN TY AGENT WORK fflr.d to report Master Clar- rnvr.lescent. Clarence V vi ' v,n ir. a nuopit - 'S everal veck. His father, Mr. R. V.nos has returned and Mrs. Lin- Arinon is now with him. We will roon sufficiently recover ,p he 1U beathoKe Aft r a k 'ears absence we rlad to a hearty welcome 'urs S V 2uke and family as res I L ' our community. Mrs. Duke enl , .v.. t'A Vintn" from moving w u " lltiffiore, Md. This seems to be the oB.-coming year," for a number of residents ot our vicinity, x acre rmer -place !&e hme Ur Willie King spent Saturday Sunday with his home peopie at energy, of the 'uscalum." oInce the recent bright days the i nl.'on nn niW tBJers nae , .an hear the language wman, the ding tlong of the farm . ,1 1 J 1 hi, the song ot tne oiras me u t'of the frog3, and soon we can idy and admire nature while she steriously clothes the earth about with beauties which pens can sel- b describe. Last, but not to oe ior- tten, the roads will now permit the ssaje of cars. A large crowd attended Sunday Lol last Sunday. We expect the t school this year in the history of thlehem church. Slessrs Sam King, Herbert Thar igton, called to see some of the ung .ladies near here Sunday, tssrs. Robert Arrington and Albert leman visited at Grove Hill, tne grnoon. ' . . few days before the game law s out, Mr. S. B. Reid visited his end, Mr. B. G. Tharrmgton near z, and had a successful hunt on trip. They killed a rabbit, three keys and thirty birds. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Davis visted Mr. W. E. Davis' Sunday. Ur. R. L. Capss is building a large pciry room adjoining his store Perplexing Plurals Uittle else had just reaceh the grade school whf-re the study of gram- ir is a part of the day s work, fionj other things she was greatly rested in the singular and plural m of words. She knitted her little w and looked puzzle when she ask- her mother: Is the plural of bird burden?" 'Why, dear, hew could you think it?" the mother answered. ! Well," explained the child, "father jd Willie Blank was a bird, and I rd you say that he and his brothers i sisters vere such a burden to ir mother." Exchange. S. G. Rubinow, 'of the office of Boys' Agricultural Clubs, has received a copy of a letter issued by the Davenport (Iowa) Commercial Club, , describing the method empdoyed by that organi zation in "putting over its countv agent work." The letter is worth while reading, self-explanatory, and as follows: "In the summer of 1913 the secretary of this organization and the president of the First National Bank, who is a live one, and wanted to make solid with the soil tillers, toured Scott County in a 1909 Cadillac visible, distributing lit erature, calling meetings, ticketing the , bell cows of every township, and doing other needful things in connection wrin the formation of a county agricultural organization. The Commercial Club provided an office, furniture, steno graphic help, and other hecessararies; the government $1,200 a year; the business men of Davenport dug up even a larger sum, and the farmers of Scott County yielded $129.19. With a favoring wind their moans could be heard for miles. "Cheered by th results, we inducea a kindly u.Illionare with a penchant for agricullvvt) to guarantee the payment of any deficit that might be incurred, and launched th Scotto. County farm improvement upon a chilly world. Then we bought a second-hand Ford car and a tank of gasoline, hired a solemn young man from Ames, and we were ready for business. "Our success was not exactly imme diate. Although the young man from Ames can tell from looking at a rolled oat whether it w.s planted with a drill or a shotgun, and is equally proficient in other directions, he was at first the object of considerable suspicion. Some farmers met him on the wrong side of their front gate, with their hands vu their Ingersolls, and some of them shced their stock in the barn when the second-hand Ford car hove in sight. His advice was as welcome as a case of smallpox, and was followed as liter ally as the ten commandments. And when he insisted that there were bet ter methods of testing . seed corn than by looking at.it nsely through a pair of 10-cent specs; that cholera serum was not invented by black-hearted con fidence men to seperate the farmer from his loose change; that alfafa will grow in Scott County, and that spray ed trees yield more and better fruit he was looked upon as' a hopeless and dangerous lunatic. "Two vears eluDsed. ! Tested corn came up, and untested corn did not; serum-treated hos lived,and untreated hogs died; sprs.yed orchards bore fruit, and unsprayed orchards did not; alfafa grew and thrived and returned Th farmers began to 111 u. AWAVAW w MACON ITEMS. Mr. Lewis Thompson gave an oyster supper to a few of his friends last Fri day evening, Among those" present were, Messrs H. B. Hunter, E. P. Fitts, W. G. Egerton, J. L. Coleman, J. W. Watkins, H. W. Thompson, Henry Thompson, Howard Overby, Rev. R. R. H. Broom, and Rev. Herbert Scholz. Mrs. E. P Fitts assisted Mrs. Thomp son as caterer. The occasion was a very pleasant and enjoyable one, and all present are indebted to Mr. Thomp son for a pleasant evening. ' Mrs. M. P. Perry returned last Fri day 'from a trip, to Wilson where she visited her daughter Mrs. . Stewart Morrison. Master Stewart Morrison,1 her grandson, returned with her. Col. Fred A. Olds, of Raleigh, visit ed the High School here last Friday morning and highly entertained the' pupils with a number of historical stories. Our old friend, Mr. Robin Redbreast has come to see us again. Messrs John Nicholson and W. G. Coleman were in town last Wednes day. Mr. Jimmie Stewart, of Five Forks community, is reported quite sick. May he soon recover. MrsvCora Phelps is visiting her sis ter in Charleston, W. Va., this week. Mr. and Mrs. Walter Overby, of Ridgeway, attended services here last Sunday afternoon and visited their kinfolks. H. B. Hunter visited in the. home of Mr, and Mrs, E, B. Stallings last Sun day. Mr. John Nicholson, .who has been sick for some time is reported conval escent. Mrs. Charley Sharp, of Burlington, is visiting her sister, Mrs. JohnNowell. Miss Lucy Thornton, who has been spending the winter in Burlington, re turned home last Monday, Mr. Tom Frazier, of Warren Plains was here last week sporting the ladies in his fine automobile. Mr. Hiram Nicholson was here last i Saturday learning the art of Sales ship in his brother's store. -' Mr. A. B. Odom is reported to be considering the proposition of becom ing a citizen -tf our village. ' GROVE HILL ITEMS. The farmers around here are busy. Some of them, have started to plow. We are having a good Sunday school at Grove Hill fechoolhouse. Come and join us. r " C Mr. 0.: C. Davis is spending a few day with his f amily this week. Little Vera and Randolph Harris, of Ringwood, are visiting their grand mother, Mrs. T. A. Harris. Mrs. Mollie Pittman is spending a few days with her sister, Mrs. C. S. Tharringtonil- Master Eugene Davis visited his grandfather, ;Mr. M. T. Duke Sunday. Miss : Pauline Warren spent Thurs day night with Miss Florine Harris. Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Hardy spent Sun day with Mr. and Mrs. John Wemyss. Mr. and Mrs. H. D. White visited in the home ; of Mrs.' Pattie Lambert Sunday. . - Some of . eur neighbors are still kill ing hogs. Mr..W. T.lHardy killed (a nice fine one Monday. ; iff'- , -. Mr. and Mrs. M. T. Harris took a business trip jte Littleton Monday. We think that Mr. J. E. West is supplying the County with j turnip salad-. . . ' -1 j "VIOLET." OUR ANNUAL RALLY MR. I. W. MEDLIN TO BE WITH US THE TEACHERS' ASSOCIA-TION On account of the rain Friday night and Saturday, few teachers were pres ent Saturday. President Fleming, Mrs. .Flemingl arid Miss Bond, of Nor lina school rere present, also Prof. Homes, - Misi Church and Miss Vaughan, of jVaughan; Miss Skund-' berg, of Alston; Prof. , Duncan and others. --v,4 ' :- t Notice chahge in advertisement of Burwell Drug Co., also Statements of Citizens . Sank, of Warrenten, and i Sank ef Macon. -Rumor has it that there may be smile upon the young man from Ames. I : anges in the town government af Mr. I. W. Medlin, of New Bern, N. C, Epworth League Secretary of the North Carolina Conference, M. E. Church, South. is to visit the Warren- ton, Macon and Hebron leagues in April, and direct the organization of a league at Warren Plains. His visita tion will embrace the third Sunday and ?riday night and Saturday before. traveling man was eating in a fy restaurant one very hot summer r- t- , ctiL naiicu ju customer: . i shoed flies frnm tliA at the f . timp. er energ-cric but vain efforts at- ctd the attention and arrmsr1 the JPthy of the traveling man, who 'uld it not be better to have your wws and doors screened?" WJU ye, I s'pose that would help "Plied the woman, after think- S VYl am a t, . . - --uienx, "tut 'twould look mieht Exchange. n .1.1 fir v red un?le was found y I Preacher prowling in his barnyard on night. rnW ?alhUn " said the Poacher ..wism to be prowling around ' 111 ram and cold." JW orders, sah," the old man Dor's orders"? said the preach. allnlu, t0 g PrWHn: Xexacty; sah'M said btS e ordered me to eat tn Sacremento -Bee. ebit 0TlS .the bachelor, is like a Wins? ? Cheese sandwich J1 one enjys at nisht hanee esrets in the morning. &ry- v.. 7 U'tv Jl S quarrelin aain? -Th? , and make UP? ... . Anat's thp "uuie. is we kiss makeup." Ex. snmp cave him buttermilk. A few in vited him to supper. J The live bank president began to believe some of his own agricultural predictions. The sec retary of the organization began to hope. And the farmers began to give up money. "Another year slipped by! The second-hand Ford car and the young man are welcome guest on every farm. The live bank president is known as the farmers' friend, and his rural de posits make him blush. The secretary of this organization calls the farmers by their first names and hopes one of them may some day join the Commer cial Club. The government still pro $1,200 a vear; the business men , y-, ter the new election.- We understand that one or more of the present town Commissioners will not serve longer than the present term. In this con nection the names of Messrs. V. F. Ward, John G. Ellis, William Bur roughs and others have been mention ed as live, progressive citizens who would make fine Town Commissioners one or all of them. Mr. J. A. Meeder, of Ridgeway was in town Monday - Mr. A. G. Hayes, of Norlina, was in town Monday. , Mr. Will Mabry, of Ridgeway, wasd - in town Monday. " : Mr. J. J. Crowder, of Ridgeway, was in town Monday. Mr. Wallace Cawthorrie, of Warren He CarwTalk Business. ' An associate of Charles M. Schwat remarked to me the other day that the steel man's very best story , deals with his interview with Lord Kitchener soon soon after the war began. Mr. Schwab was in London to get or ders for Bethlehem. There are things, however, which do hedge about a lord that are difficult for. an American man ufacturer to negotiate. For a long time it was hard sledding, and the ice seemed a yard thick in the British war office. Finally, after Mr. Schwab had stumbled half a dozen times over, the "my lord," ..General Kitchener smiled and said: "Suppose you-sit down and tell me briefly as an American business man just what you can do." As evidence that, the king of Bethle hem was up to that task is the fact that he brought away in his inside? pocket orders for suppliesrortb $128, 000,000. Moral. No matter what their sta tions in life, really big men have a common language. Girard - in Phila delphia Ledger. r - The following is the program to be observed in the formation of the pa rade on Thursday morning April 5th. The Parade will be lead by the Rocky Mount Band the, Band that gave us so much pleasure and good music two years ago. The speaker will be one well worth hearing, and we hope to announce his name in Friday's edition. Cut this order of parade out of this paper in-order that. you may become familiar with your respective places in the line of march. This is Child ren's Day, and Parents' Day, and the young folks of the County are espec ially invited to see the children and the parents enjoy the day and inci- dently enjoy it themselves. Each school will be lead by its teacher and Committeemen, and will carry a ban ner with the name of the school, and any other information of general in terest desired. The line ef March will not be a long one, and teachers and committeemen can and should be with their respec tive schools. Let's show the folk all of our happy, bright children. Warren stands ahead of a number of the BIG counties of the State in the number of children at tending school every day and let's prove it The following is the order of Pa rade, Prof. J. L. Duncan in charge: Warrenton Norlina Macon Wise Littleton . Vaughan Oakville ' Vicksboro Churchill . Axtelle ' Warren Plains No. 1 Warren Plains No. 2 Manson Merry Mount Metalia Embro Oine Af ton Epworth Elberon , Marmaduke Grove Hill - Nutbiish '.No,, tjl : ?" Nutbush No. 2 ' " Ridgeway Alston tierman- :Htt Sandy Creek Limer : Burroughs Paschalf1 WARREN PLAINS ITEMS. (Received too late for Friday's edition) We are glad to know that the earth has opened, and that the farm-. ers have commenced their farm work.' We are 'also glad to find that some of the Farmers' tobacco plants have ap-' peared above the ground. - We are very sorry to know that Mr. R. A. Carroll is loosing his hogs on account of Cholera. I would advise the farmers to look out for snakes, for Mr. J. B. Stegall was at work in his new grounds when he had a battle with one. ' Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Carroll were pleas- . ant visitors in the home of Mr. and Mrs. G. E. Stegall Sunday. Mr. J. B. Stegall was a pleasant visitor of Mr. Dick Williams Sundav. Mr. R. H. Frazier and Mr Earnest Hawkes were the pleasant visitors of Mr. N. A. Stegall Sunday afternoon. ' Mr.J. H. Stegall, of Oakville, was a pleasant visitor in the home of Mr. N. A. Stegall Sunday afternoon. We are glai.to know that Mr. R. A. Carroll has opened up a Grocery store in our villag"e. Mr. N. A. Stegall was in Warren ton last Monday on .business. Miss Pauline Harris is visiting her Grandfather in Union Level, Va. Miss , Maggie Williams has returned : from a visit to relatives and friends in Raleigh, bringing with her Misses -V Virginia and Carrie Wood. Their, is a great deal of Measles around here at present. We learn that Mr. Heriry Thompson entire fam ily has it and little Bobby has Pneu- monia with it. We are glad to report that Robert D. Carroll is still improving. He is . now able to get around with his fath- ; er over the farm. Mr. Paul Palmer, of Va., was a pleas- . ant visitor m the home of Mr. E. P. Fitts iast Sunday and Monday. THE TROOPS RETURNING Won't v 'j cm Air iin Avon -more: DUt tne iaii- ers-God bless 'em-are parting with , Plains, was in town today. about a thousand. The sun shines, the -Doctor Morton, of Norlma, was in Viirdc: fino- the corn grows as thick as itown today, . cloverrthe' hogsT of old S., the al- !-Mr. John PoweU, of Fishing Cre.k, f af a is cut twice a week, th. orchards was in town today. . Sroan with the weight of sanitary, ' -Mr. Rob Alston, of Fork, was m snraved fruit, and th Scott County town today. FParrrin,prov;met Leu. is consid- -Mr. X W. Shea.n d . m m . X. J A-M MA M V 1 ered to be the best aing-ousieu i zation in the whele blamed State. Extensive Farm News. was in town today. , was in town Monday. Mr. Van Davis, of Alston, was in town Tuesday. , The Record sympathizes with Mr. and Mrs. J'. K. Loyd, of Norlina, in the A bachelor had been persuaded by v,Q loriioc' aiA nf i church to spelk at biiv lMuiwu w , - . i t an entertainment provided they would j death of their young daugnter, wnicn furnish him with subject matter. In joccured Saturday. a spirit of mischief he had been given j We regret to learn that Mr. James as subject, "Woman: without her, man j W, Stewart, a prominent citizen and would be a savage." On the night of,! old veteran of Six pound township who the entertainment he arose and said: lwas taken quite ill last Wednesday, "My subject, which I consider a very continues very sick. We shall hope fine one, is nevertheless not of my own ! for his recovery. choosing, but has been .furnished me The Farm Loan Board has fixed the by the ladies, and is: "Woman: with-irate of interest at five pex cent for out her man, would be a savage." Ex. loans made to farmers on real estate. vs : V Now is the time for farmers who wish ; to get in line to receive this govern New. Teacher; -Who canHell me a rnent aid to f rassia thing of importance that did not exist , See Mr Frank Newell, County Farm a hundred years age?" Agent-he can tell you what steps te Little boy: "M." Window. take. Learning to Live. You can't learn to live. All yon can do is to keep on learning to live. That is because at each, particular age we must live in a different 'Way on account of the new conditions in which we find our constitutions. A. young baby, hav ing mastered all the intricacies oi nursing bottle and rubber nipple, may thrive and be happy, but that only proves that it has learned to live with respect to that particular period of its existence. As it continues year after year in the school of life it will have to change its diet many times. Never at any time would it be prop er to hand you a diploma certifying that you have learned how, to live. You graduate from the school of life only at the grave, and then the only thing that can be safely asserted is that you have learned how to die. Life. Roanoke" Shearin Aspen Odell Inez Creek Connell Areola Hamlet River No. 1 River No. 2. ; At"-this hour Tuesday afternoon we believe that the boys are in good Old North Carolina. They left the Border Friday and ar expected in Raleigh . this afternoon at six o'clock, The De- " partmenfhas ordered the Third Regt. f tomobilize at the Fair Grounds, of ficially designated as "Camp Bickett," hi "honor of Governor Bickett. The latest information is that they will be mustered out by April 1st. It is prob able in our opinion, that they will be held together awaiting developements in our controversy with Germany. Here's a welcome to the state Capital, and may you be speedily returned to your homes and loved ones. SINGING CLASS The Singing Class of the Oxford Orphanage will be in Warrenton, Mon day night, March 26th. This is a Pupils, teacher, and Committeemen treat that Warrentonians always look of all the schools of the county will forward to with much pleasure. Don't assemble at the Warrenton GrdH -frfo,a Vi a (igf Tinv fail tn n'rf.f?'nt- school building in time to begin the parade promptly at 11 o'clock. To prevent confusion the foregoing ar rangement has been made. Teachers will please take notice, and see that the pupils are in the right position. It is needless-for the Record to urge Masons or other citizens. FEDERAL FARM LOAN BOARD ISSUES WARN ING TO FARMERS Young man: So Miss Ethel is your oldest sister. Who comes after her? bmall brother: fNobodv ain't According, to a newspaper report, the Federal Farm Loan Board has is- come yet; but pa says the first fellow sud the following warning to farm- that comes can have her Clipping. ers: "Wednesday oi tms ween me reuexai Farm Loan Board, at Washington, is sued a warning to farmers to beware of organizers throughout the country Mother: "You were a long time in the conservatory with Mr." Willing last night, my child. Daughter: Did you ever sit in -the conservatory with father, before you married him? Mother: I suppose I did ...... , Daughter: Well mother, it's the .same old world." Tit Bits. Wnat WaS to- 4.:,. lnan aanmfl . t Wiiu arc pi umui-uift xxux " : tions with a view of getting them Pending the Verdict. President John Powell of the Fore Hiver Shipbuilding company said at a banquet in Boston: "The shipping business was never sc good as it is -today. It will remain good, too, for years after the greai war is over. They who prognosticate disaster for us have biased minds. They remind me of the major. "The major had been hurt in a rail road accident, and a suit for damages had been instituted. As he clumped along Tremont street on his crutches two or three weeks later a friend shoot him by the hand and said: " 'Can't you get along without youi crutches, major 7 . " 'Well, my decror says 1 can,' the major chuckled, 'but my lawyer says 1 ean't "Detroit Free Press. - A certain chemist advertised a pat ent concoction labeled : "No more colds No more coughs! Price Is. 112 d." . " A man who bought the mixture came back in three days to complain that he had drunk it all, but was no better. "Drunk it all! " gasped the chemist. Why, man that was an india-rubber solution to but on soles of your boots. Tit Bits. Don't forget the date Monday night March 26th. The Singing Class will be here. ' The farmers will have to be "up and doing" with their farm work as soon selves appointed secretary and Treas urer, at fat salaries, or jtherwise pav ing the way to political preferment. Complaints have been made to the board the past few weeks that pro moters are working among farmers all over the country, and the board has accordingly issued this warning to put the farmers on guard and be ware of "Greeks bearing gifts." "Before the board issues a charter to any association a careful investigation will be made, and if it is shown that the association was organized for per sonal profit the charter will not be granted. The farm board says that borrowers from the banks will be put to unnecessary expense if they allow themselves to be heavily taxed by such organizers. The board advises farm ers to organize themselves -into small units so that the work of keeping the records of the. association can be done gratis by one or more of the members, has been such that work ceultl net hend thereby save all the, stockholders done. ' ; from burdens.