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VOL IV. " YANCVILINTxiriAY, SEPT. 23, 18S7T
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J (!. I IKNIX. J t .
litoi'nc.r Law,
VANCLWil.I.t:. N. c
Ofuc otxt II mkcc. Ilnt!.n .. Co s :ore.
Will fftwlKe i U CtMit -f til Ju l;
cil Iitrkt.
ViRccyrtllc, N. t
J O II NST( )N .V JOHNS I ON,
Attorneys :atfLav,
VA;Tci!vviLi.k.!. c.
Trorapt frntioa l Latinos en-
isvtcJ to tac.
W'ATV & W1TIIKKS,
Atiornry and Counsellors U Law,
VANCEYVILLE N. C"
Will rite frooapt attention to all bail net
nLm to tken. The eeior partaer. Ko.
B. Watt, caa always b foanJ at their office
YaacefriHe wnn not BCkcasanly abaent.
-jFJlHlffulB
lonlist,
ANDERSON'S STORE, N. C
Will practke ia Caiell coo at 7. N. C. and
JiMaittg cattct Calb by mail and oth
crwiM paoaptly attended to.
l C. Corbett & Bro.,
Watchmakers n Jewelers,
CORHKTTSwN. C.
WATCtlES, CLOCKS. SPECTA
CLES. JEWELRY. CUNS. PIS
TOLS AND SEWING MA-
CHtNES
Caiefntly rtpuel and wairanteJ.
BLACKSMITHING.
The nadenic-i will continue the KlcV
taaittiag batiwea and will p!e to have
all the ! 1 (aitaue't co and a a n.
Horse Sliocin a Specialty,
?c! i. .!. a"! ww. the !v t
t au:ut and tti .cawnaLie !
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A. It. WATSON.
Dp. II. A. Joyner.
Siu'gcon Den tist,
r.CACKttUt. N. C.
Reptfl!f ril.ra Ki Mtrice to llie citi
teat of CcU ami a.'j ini-g ccnries r
CTry leTar:ncft l Ikrfniry. J ,
Mtmt I attention to tT tnaiL Char
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James Fkickek,
JEWELER,
329 Main Street,
DANVILLE, VA.
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Watchet. OtV.. Jewelry. .r,
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A tarrpte f aLat ar re !;r- we t
a S!rr l!atinj Car. iy a ind. cy-
iodrr Watch f.f 4.f.
Or an Open Face Silver ttrra-airdirj
Vich fo J TO. Hita-e and HV. if.
ratta.
New Series WateHiiy WatcS, latent nt.
foe $1 5. p"tce nl trj. fv extra.
N,'lnIu"V!. week.
VEAlCfUaDEVElOPED
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You Need
To rv.t efrtiite raedlclre, for the cur
cf j-.j -r'.tui a..:rr.:a;. If you arc auf.
ftri:.? f. :u KTwf:i. Gearral r billtj.
M-jnjvh. J-icr, or SCI h..r uiwM..c. try
Aye: Si-'ir-an.U tL Mfct, U., aa j
juo1 n uiU al bUsd j unitr iu u.
IV r rr yiT in- I v.m trvulkd mith
a Li'.rr u-l Juicy roraj ! v!n:. J bat in.;
Ara ir, n.L sery ht'h!y rtcoui-u-J!.
I to try it,aiJ bavedobe
wuti tlx? L"t iU.r.vcUry rcu!:. I
ax touilLctd iht Aycr garsai-ariiU 1
The Beet Remedy
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2i-r. ruLcc, V.'i.
I Lar fcur. ! Aycr Sjr-.rrt'h a nor
j -.'.ti?iJ rn.-..'r. in th urrou formaot
! K-rMu.a. tLn 1147 tL r vre foa.
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( rrsl tf Aicr Hrai arilSa- aul
til it E.!y.!rtu.T aJar tt-J to the tKl of
t.i !ni;iurrlliej pystciiu A M00J
t'irii -t m. 1 a a t air, I anj confactij
t.! wjr. !rf!.l f '. iriun h 110
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CL-rti., Ar.J ,vcr, :ic.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
IrS tT rr.J.C. A J't hCa.. Uri:,Uv.
exican .
Musteng
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onzuoa
Beratea,
Ccs2rtet4
gaaclaa,
Boef Alt,
Lanhaya,
laraa,
Bpralam
Ba-aiaav
inrchaa,
SdJTJoiAta.
Itiar. I B aetata, I woma,
mitaa, I Gaflj. I Iwlna7
ZrulMav I Seem I SadilaQalX
BajdmuL - I BsarU I ruau
Cera
THIS C000 OLD STAHD-DY
aceocnr tU)M foe emjtody exactly wtat U clataMd
tattu One t Ue reaacwa toe Uv rra KtcUrUy of
U XottAAf UaUaent la ftumd la )U, I eert
lleUltr TrxTfbc&rmmUmTihmamiM.
Tki LiaUran Dll It la cMorocMaL
Tij 1 1 a wl f a4a U foe enraj;aaa urn.
Tk e Cannier bmwU Ufc bU tcaoa and tla auo.
T SXeehnale noU tt aiwaya oa fcla work
Tha MlaerneedjUtaeaMof.iarocy.
Tha Plaeerneat canlfwtaiutuwitbonlH.
The 1'nraier cv!j U ta hla boa, hie UiM,
and atock
Tk ftteaaakMt anna mr Iba IUatana
II ta Ctvrl urt7 afluJ 1 Mhor
tn.fvl a4 afa rl!aacav
Th Htk.crwr nla li-lt wlU aafe Wm
iVMaOa of aVrt aa4 a worU cf uooUa
Ta Ballroad tM It and will n
c1 It o
nn wm kts ttf Ii a r"tiot c f arci.!ru and 4atw.
Tfcr Harhw4aaa urMJlU TlwUMiw
tat tlx It aa an act'lta fr lh 1arr to Qfa.
Uicb and rttfnfort w t k-k rarrvuad th fT.
Tkr Mrrrkaal t--s dt It fcimt fcta aaa amoec
ku twfVtn Ar !-nt wl'l hna. and wkea
Ux- th HutUDj; Ualmat UvuiW ttmc.
KffM DttlUtkf lltatr. TUttaltof
Hf-?nnll1lr thrctery. ItalinmrdUu
c ta v f t.vi! at i nla and k' of wait.
Kr a nttta Alwi la Ike rtak! fr
rkea watd.
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""tfiflBgilSH OBBAMS.
Mi tH'l ettt la :'4 P? ifct ef Qi4
C a tat : J a J r i : a j'actaref I.aa4 aU MktOe-
fPFrJflL BARGAINS!
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COHNtSH & ffn.trv:TP'i.nvi
It hat ten ia constant
ve for yeir, with a r
cotd e-iaal.cd Ly none.
IVrtrrvutctl
nt to 1-Tow 'down nnlesa
the Towvr cith it; or aaintt any wind
ihit dc CM diaaMe aabatirviial farm baiU
ir to ! irfcwt; to o4t!a: 44 do tettct
oik than af r:hc made.
Maeafattare beta Tampic and Gear
Milla aad carry a fall liac of wixt WIU.
it rttlEV Se for cataLvae and pricei.
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In t-ilir:.2 :h !.irrt by.
Front t mv. ,mi::?4, end.atnc er
I .:; I ir k-.t t?K t i.iMrc- p.ajr ; jlx.
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Aud j l':,T dii-a a Jay. s".
1 11 iv i-V. bat p-tr. .
Fur tir IftnVii l! rtrti i1crj
Hmth aoUiI u a-xt-.-t la tlic ciry '
Kat Hi '!. l:r -t th? ft-ne.
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A.t c:.:.M:i.uJ c!. k.i w-tth wct
The !. lt:rt sroii w.tlu!, I
And ttif r.t!i. r' h. l :lit b J i. v,7
1S', no! Iiimii Km ir-tK' ru W brittle,
F:iMn t of i.urt K'i I nl ii?,
I rrow! .! ft . ta t'i v. !s t -v rn'te .
And til.- u-.i.' '.. k! i Hr p i. ?
Ivt liij ilrxi-uii ii of ik I b tin r-rtr.
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For the dr.'aiiw r Ijtcj fore rrr. . . N""
A-d t:. f. 1. r dJ.- ! a dir. x'r
MY FIRST DUEL
I
Tbe ITarxpertal Trrmaaatlon of
an " Af-
fair of Honor." 1
I!
A signal for the departure of tho
train was iwn.
Travetiiiu hy express in France is
not esrciMy rlcaatit. I barely had
time to spring into the f.rst compart
ment I enme to, when the brakeman
doted the door.
-Confound ltl He eareful! You
have hurt my feetr exclaimed a large
man, wearing tho decoration of the
Legion of Honor, who was half asleep
In a corner, and did not seem to think
it incumbent on hiru to arouse himself
and draw iu his legs to allow me to
pass.
., IIls legs - I say from habit, for one
of them, which was carefully crossed
over the other, was only a wooden
substitute for a leg. It was stained
black and was polished.
Already annoyed by the rudeness of
the brakeman who had thrust me into
the compartment, and again irritated
by the brutal tone of my travelling
companion's exclamation, I answered.
in a voice no less nnamiable:
-It Y(iuld bo ditlicult tohurtthoso
feet." I
At these words the man straightened
up, his face became purple, and turn
ing on me his eye, his only eye (for the
other was blind, ajut frightful in its
asiect, shining with a peculiar phos
phorescent light), he exclaimed: .....
-InsolentP . ,t , . . W,
"Dut Monsieur"
"There is no but! You have InsultM
me. No one cair imult mo with im-
.punity. There is ray cant
Kxamining tny ticket, part of which
was vbihlo above the band of my hat,
he said:
You grt out at Cuingamp; so do I."
Then he fell back iu hLs corner and
closed his one rye.
I picked up his card, which had fallen
on my knee. It read:
lTii ic rr.nrr.pcac.
Formerly lYac:;; Maatrr vl i't SorcDth
Gotmtk f th Mi.iUry rrf-ti of Gutnrnnip,
-The devil! I txcIaluu-X "A fenc
ing u; alter of tho i?-.'Veith Dragoons!
No," I said to mysf!f, n these terrible
wordi ditnee! !jfore n:y eyes, "no it i3
not jKssib!e t!iat 1 am to ii'it a duel
I, who have nn-er uso the foilj; who
have never handled a pistol more than
once or mice; w!io have never even
been in a shooting gallery T
"MonsieurT I said in the softest
tones 1 could aiesume; "Mousieurr I
repeated, gently touching the knee of
the sleeper.
At last he opened his eye,
"An apo!.ry. I suppose.
accept an apalogy neverr
And again he closed hL eye.
' t
I never
'it
Turning to look about the compart
ment, hoping to se the sympathetic
face of. svrue one who would intercde
for roe, I found only tt re or four hus
;svs, who reganletl me with a banter
ing. J-vring air! Evidently there was
no aid to Ik? ha.1 in that quarter.
.1 then began to study attentively
the person of my adversary. Airi I
oon perceived thnt, notwithiUnding
the luss of his leg and the fact that the
left sleeve of his cor.t was empty, he
was nevertheless, a stalwart and com
pact man.
At last I laid pltn t escape, which
X proposed to p:t into execution at once,
for we were rapidly approaching Ualn
gmup. Mounting the sett, atjone bound I
leaped over the outtrctchel lg of my
enemy, and before the train stopped
1 was on the platform at the door.
lres r.tly, however, tlirre was a vio
lent outcry. . and I heard my ecemy
stamping along after - me. lie had
perceived and had spoiled my flail.
Ah, ha, you yodn ra-oir he ex
ci 'Icied. "jroa vrrU not eicaj In that
In th4? twinkling of ah eye I us sur
ro rrl?J Lj sjllrs, to vh ja tajin
fa iateJ advtriiry eij Uined tlie case.
I Voj excusing ciyf2f whoa a your.
r-.-n, whoic faci howl tlit he h4
syupathy with me, cat xiy cioqacaco
shot.
V It is tnd for vo t," he said to me, " to
ca quaxrcl with M. lcrccteaa. It
Is h no use to LalX wtth him. The onjy
wrr Is to act. I will bo your second ii
I yo Mriihr
I V i av tt - a a i
,t iuitv ttiKi loo xnucn aiiraay,
TY rfwl thtt t e '.in i I .ei 1 1 r ts.
tV-d Uiback. There arc. my sec-
oatla, he axMeil pointing to two orlicers
aainng his friend:, and then he dLap-
Felrcd iu the crowd.
I pa.skithat E.i;t in ffreat rerplexlty
an agitation. LetJiiui who haspassel
th: hi3 first 'affair of honor"
wrhout emotion accoo me of cow-
axdico.
At -Irtst, townrd rnomingr, having
thought over all the3C events, and con
sidered them frout every iiiit of view,
I found that I had become cool, culm
and almost r'solute.
My second congratulated me on my
self-possession, and pave nw his 'final
cocnsel and encfxiraenifnt. Ia less
than half an hour vre reach 3d the place
of rendezvous, a little wood in the
neihborhoo;t My adversary was al
ready there, having thrown off his
cloal?, and showing his imprttieuco by a
feverish movement of his one arm,
which seemed to multiply itself.
"Cone oo, grntiemcn,- he called to
tu; "let us measure tho distance."
Twenty paces were measured. Then
we took our places opposite each other,
pistol in hand. My adversary sup
ported himself on his cane, which
formed a sort of prop at his back. My
heart thumped In my. breast. Pres
ently, at the signal, with a nervous
contraction, I pressed tho trigger; there
were two explosions.
With surprise, mingled with Inex
pressible joy, I found that I stood erect,
and uninjured, while my enemy was on
the ground, rolling about like one In
conYulsions. .
I, with the others hastened to him,
but a succession of oaths, uttered in a
most -energetic- martnar, - raassared me
in regard to his safety. My ball had
shattered my adversary's wooden leg.
While endeavoring to raise himself
he foamed at the mouth with rage, and
repulsed all hands extended 'to help
him..
"That shot does not count," he said
with an oath. ' "Come, let us take our
places, lteload the pistols, gentlemen,
and measure the distance; make it ten
paces.
With a desperate effort he succeeded
in getting np on his solitary leg and in
reaching a tree near by, against which
he took up his positron. "
A piercing cry followed by the sound
of footsteps and 'Mi rustling of skirts,
suddenly attracted oiar attention.
"My uncle! my uncle!"
A young woman, hurrying toward
the old duellist, flung herself wildly
into his arms. She had not perceived
his unstable state- of equilibrium, and
the result was a fall in which the two,
rolling on the ground and mingling
their cries, lamentations and prayers
on oneside and oaths on Uie other,
presented a sctne even more laughable
than that which had just occurred.
Of course, afttrthi, the continu
ance of the dm I was impossible. The
veteran, however, insisted on carrying
Oil slltli1? honor.
"I have not accepted his apology,"
he said, "and 1 wish none. I will never
accept it never!" he added, in answer,
to thesup;iic iti jus of hi3 niicel
At Last, yielding soxuewhit to her
pressing mtraati, he exclaimed:
To the devil with the women!. An
apology! llah! I do not accept it.
Apologies are for girht lt Mm make
one to you,il he wishes; but to me
no!" .
Hb niece turned toward me a sup
pi; mt Ioo!x. She was so pretty, her
dark eyes shone o 'bright through her
tears, her face was so pale. h-r black
hair m5uch beautiful duarray over her
fereheid. I w.4 vanquished, and tha
copkt liad a fitnonmihl whir no one
exprctrd. I fi ll on my kne-, and. ielr
in the hand of the chanmag girl, ex
claimed: "To you. JlademoLsell?, to you alone
IhumUy and aiarereiy adirsi my
exeu." fur a thoriyhtless word uhlch
cscaied me in dli'paragrmrtit of your
worthy uncle. Io you a-xept thecx,
MAdetaoivlleT" ih; blushe'l and became confused '
while sec-king a reply.
-One. x.d all this: anawer y."
a!i the uuclcai he threw aside his
piftoL .
Onof Lhe Teteran'a frl ends helped
him mend Ida wooden leg. and he
limped off la the direction of Guin
gatnp. followed by his seconds. r- .
I rvuiAiutd behind.
-j
" Where is the r.-al triw cisd me
bite the gra.'r" a.Ud t! v-tTn. as !e
tamed toc'ard jue, "Y"u;4g man, oar
aTT.iir ts not ytt liuICirvL - OiTrr your
ana to my n Miri y?m nll an
swer to me for the ptis-incr,"
The ray, which h:vl serned short
to me an hoar before, s "-d much
shorter on cur return, and I felt both
surprise and regret when we' stopped
before a pn tty dwe!dug covered with
Ivy which almost darhtiaad the win
dows. On entering we were all inviU'd to
sit at a large table, an 1 it a sigii from
Percepeau the ..cloth w.is Lud. A din
ner. quickly propirt-d under thf direc
tion of the charming hostess was roon
despatched. Then the wtt-raii broaght
out an old wine which ue kepi tjpcci
ally for such occdsi aiw
"This is the f'irlnth time
I have
held such a ctriebraUyu"
a thissrh
. J Jl a a M m.. k . I r L
"Have you had only fourteen atTuirs,
Georges ? asked one of hi triuiUs, an
old retired soldier.
"Oli, I have had n'lnhvn, Imt not
all tcrmiuateil lappdy. yua kiuivv."
Then, counting them on hii I'.uyers.
he named those with whom he h-d tha
other five M aflairs ot honor. j.
Then he recounted to ui tli histories
cf his duel3, his stones jfol'ott in.? on3
another, aa bumper' 'followed hamper,
for three hours. They iwere 30 well
,told that all listened speliltouud. yAV
last, after recounting lili eighteenth
affair, the veteran rose, i '
"Gentlemen, you perceive that one
remains. It is ustdesa for me to ull
you that, is it not Y he Said, laughing
as he glanced toward me, "Hut you
know," he added. that it was not my
fault that I did not have my revenge
on this beardless youth. 0a, the women,
the women!" r
" To your future success on the field!
of jhonor," he added, extending-his !
glass toward mine. "For a first duel
you1 have not done badly. However,
you ought to practice fencing. By the
way, are you married T 1
In a few weeks I was able to answer
in the afTirmattve. ; .
Thanks to the excellent uncle of her
who Is now my wife, I am to-day a
clever fencer. , f
a a a
oata Carta. Trpf i
(A half hour's journey from Nice is
Monte Carlo, the capital of Monaco,
the smallest kingdom in the world.
Monte Carlo may be safely said to bo
the nearest approach to hell of any
place on this terrestrial sphere. The;
entire kingdom is only two miles square,
a little patch perched upon mountains
and running down', or rather plunging
down to the sea. It is the most beauti
ful spot on earth. It has tho broad sea
In front of it, unbroken by land until it
strikes the African coast. It is pro
tected in the rear and oh . both ides by
high mountains and enjoys ierpetual
summer. The orange treesaro in per
petual !oaring, twelve rrgular crops a
year being gathered. ' Vegetation is al
ways bright and green.; There is no
such climate iu Europci and no place
anywhere that nature has done so much
for. -- 1
This pocket kingdom is the property
of one family, the GrimaJdis, who were
made lords of: Monaco in and they
have held it ever dure, j The house is
now represented by Prince Charles, a
partly old man who is! totally bhod
KealSy, il 13 a pan ot tiuo French lie-
1 a a a
pn ti.c r r.mcv -a;-x : m ctsiom. noose
and it.al arrangeirteat, but for some
re.aL-vjti ft hw iMen Irft l:ilhi poesion
of the hf wlitary princejWho governs it
absolutely. It has courtsbut apieals
are heard in I'aris, and rually it Is gov
erned by France. ; f;
Of C'jurse it. has an army; no prince
could exiit vitti'vut an army. The mil
itary power of 31 oaaco ii composed of
seventy met two-thiribiiof them being ,
o.T;t., and the rest 4ini? duty as
poHcvmen. However, it Is a . regular
army, wun a comui:saary.ana uouv
ence department, and t-erytldng regu-
:r, exactly thj same as that cf the
Erupercr of Germany. 1
The family have something of s repn-
Ution for military siiIUa:. 1 have made
heir niatk in thtir day, iut the present
prince is nt hunf. ring alter mfhury
reputation. lie hvts a gorgeous
palace and drives ma gild rice r.t botW,-
aiid lives like a king., idch he is in
name. The revenues of Ioi.ac are
all deriftd from gambling at Morttc..
lAr1 ' '''-.
a 3!C
'- ' i , ' . - "
-I wish I wai a tr." be said.
smutng ai ms own 5- w,c. -i
wcr.ll rt.Vr you utrr a esjs.et, Sfc
ssid. drta?:n!y. Hi heartbeat tuanarPs
onsly. " And wh " be iaAked. UtulLtiy,
and at th? uc time taSieg Lcr unrt?-.
siUtnsr 1: 1 tie hand in hii.owa. "And
why," he nt-atrd !mrriteu!jr. "Oh,"
ahe said, w ii A brJdlr.g eamtns
that fell u;o-4 Li ati Ua bar fert on
a cold ril-cioth. "OL-cis ihetx too
would come round only on eT7
ftltecn years." ';L--
IleShat a ,'liacale Otf Ilia .Tw,.-
A o?rcpaiif; ! of- Immi grants hd
campwl in 5xicJt, sutd cue night
tn,v of the i ary, who wa sloping on
tii grurC ws aVacavd by a pecu
Uar '.semaUo !'ia his bvs. He looked
ar.d saw an twrnsous vM.tlpcde crawl
tng aero his foot. Only a few feet
from him ws tho camp-ilr, and hs 7
could sec "evcxy1 7tlira -'of ' .'thV jrcpUUiC
Knowing its; piSrulIarl ties-'and th? cf
.feet of its Elinr. h vi;as k In :a fever of
eicilemtxiL Afraid to movo a muscl
ho dared net a.t'tpt to shake tt o2.
AftSr & set yAJVpanfe he reaped under :
his ; head, "gj.t j, hVn ' pUlol,: and' taking
tiierate rdmliipiti'; It 'was a lifo-aav-i
tig slsot ' for- x ?uf '' - m: a. .- Tbe'centlpeda
divided ud r0pd en each side of his
foot, iiut lufts cotues the mcst ro--markaU
purl of the dtory. Within an
hour afi-fir th? ?iHjt uas ilid the men
hirani a 'tert'ild0 'groa?ti;tg. trim one of
tU4r'muk-i'tU4'oily a fe'xv yaids away.r
They went to tl.?m and fttn.d one of)
them with hi Ult fortlv .swollen to an
immense Ueu Tie twfUg incutased.aj
did tlie agauy r.:.d gro-tni of tlS btut4
until it ditd in about thirty minutes
thereafter. An e.xaminain was mado
and it was di-ovut-d .that tho bullet
that diad -severed the. cehtiptde hadn
tereil the mak's fit Juit n!ovo the
hoof and inocaIaU4Jt with the poison
frum the reptile. : . '
At tho' Shoemaker:? ' Monsieur,
thue shoes' hurt me." " Take Utcta off i
and let roe look at them". The artist
Of shOileatht-r takes the dainty littltf
shoe, examines it can: fully, and frowns
ominously: "M'adame, it is not your
shoes that hurt you. It is your feet, on
the contrary, that ruin my shoes." . ' j
t ?a j farrvt tm chareli.
A talking bird that always aayn th ;
right thing in the right place would bo
a wonder, indeed, Thii: is, of courts
too mueh to expect, for it would bo
doing better than many human beings
do. The tschenectady, Kl T BUr
gives the following amusing Instance
of a parrot's impertinence: i
"Children's Pay was celebrated li tho
Methodist church, which vrai I liand
somely decorated' with flowers, while
numerous canaries in cages, suspended
about the edifice, added their sweet
music to tho singing of .the children, ;
One ladyrTiot having a canary, brought
an accomplished parrot The ' parrot. y
behaved quite well for a time; but,.
when a little boy of, Iris acqualntanco
stood on the platform and began
recitation, the bird commenced to mock
him. Finally it screeched out, " Hey,
you little deviir which had the effect
of completely breaking, up tlie youth
ful declalmcr, and demoralirlng tho
congregation. The bird was led out of
tho church in disgrace." , ." '
Meop!eir9oTrieel.
Change of climate or water very
often effect the bowels seriously.; If
ori the first symptoms of any ilidurb-
ancc vou would take I)r. Iljgicrs
rucklchcrry 5Cordial much suffering
might be saved. .
When s)Tnptfms of 'malar ia appar
in any form, take; Aycrs Ague - Cure.
b will prevent! a1, iicveto)mcnt of the
genns of disease,-, and eradicate thctn
rom liie system. A cure is warranted
in every miunce, .
A j M ih tria tt frvtn lotnt.
I)r. il. Mnnk, Kcaila,Towa, suies:
lave keen practicing rnedkune fifurcn
years, arid f all the mcihcincs I have
ever -'ticn. fur th.e bowels Dr. flidkCtk s
1 ckUbcrry Cordial h by far the IxrX
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