wm raturday, . * “But No Com Likker” I JtPSSS WT OUR WAY B^WIEQAMS~ ===== offKedfor \ / CEMTS ' A * *»*>«*iffiSHr. -TmuTboxTied uh ‘ KJO ” \ Fiv/E CtbffeW 1 Btrc * A « T?s \ SETTER TALK Ts> HER ABOUT lY MATTCRS l IT SWAPPy- ) ==t AS I INSIST - THAT ALL EMPLOYEES I ( TKiSISMV / V BE ON DUTY At" ♦ O'CLOCK SHARP Jn ws^^ffi^atoW-s'K?or relation. He’s so dumb he thinks a quilting bee is an insect. He's so dumb he thinks* Hot Springs is a musical comedy. He's sopjumb be thinks a surf-rider uses a. sadfllef ' * He’s so dumb be thinks a hunter’s license is required to shoot pool. He’s so dumb lie thinks Western Union is a cowboy's labor organiza tion. He’s so dumb he thinks Virginia Reel is a moving picture. He’s so dumb he thinks a potato masher is a flirt. He’s so dumb he thinks the statg of equilibrium is out West. t E. to Open Cafeteria in Ra leigh. Raleigh New and Observer. The S. and W. Cafeteria will open a branch In Raleigh if present plans mdteria'ize. This company, which has cafeterias in Charlotte, Asheville and Greenville, S. 0., is planning to open its new Raleigh place aDout March 1, in the Durham Life lu vuiranca Building at the corner of Fayetteville and Duvie Streets. This Chain of cafeterias is one of the most up-to-date in the South. A certificate of incorporation was issued yesterday for the new estab . lishment with’ an authorized capi tal of $50,000. r. C. Sherrill and Ruth J. S’herMll, bolh of Charlotte, and J. D. Lineberger, of Shelby, arc the stockholders. Htu Status. Man (to young clerk behind coun ter): “Ale you the head of this busi ness ?’’ Clerk (who is the grocer’s son): „“Ko, I’ih only the ItClr of the head." i GIBSON’S , White Pine and Tar Cough Syrup Especially Prepared For ' Children Gibson Drug Store Thu Rental! store Chicken Feed 9»**b|*l TIUs Week on Chicken Feeds Buy-gtntr Feed ftom us and get vtot** on the Califoruia Trips. Five hundred votes for each doltar's jjorth bf ChfckeU Teed purchased. One sack of Scratch Feed gets 1500 ♦totes. /' i ■ Cabarrus Cash Grocery Co* CutAst Thing SI,--—* »,.a— New York Mirror. Father —Son, why is it you are not doing «o well as you did at the begin ning Os the term? Son —It’s the teacher's fault. She redioved the boy wllO sat next to me. 1 took my little brother to the,bar ber to hnve his hair cut, when' the barber asked: “Do you want it cut short, Johnny?” “Yes,” replied Johnny, "but I don’t want it cut short as a girl's." Mother overheard little vLillian say ing, “You adorable, cute little dear,” and went in to see whom the little girl was talking to. Not seeing any one, she questioned Lillian. “Oh," replied the youngster “I was talking to that adorable creature in the mir ror.” Little Jimmie took a walk with iiis daddy one evening; it was half moon. , Jimn.ie looked up and stvd: “Oh, look, daddy, the moon is broke.” Onreturning from church little Ethel inquired. “Mu. who is the Mr. Grant that the minister was Droving to?’’ “Oh. you must be mistaken, dear. Where did you get that idea?" “Well." replied Ethel, “I heard him say, 'Grant, we beseech thee'.” “I slapped that new boy next door just now.” said Elizabeth. ' “Why did you do such a thing?” asked her mother. " “Oh,” she replied airily. “I thought it was about time we were getting better acquainted.” t “Mama,” said little Elsie, “when people are ashamed, do they get red in the face?” “I believe so, dear," was the reply. . “Well," continued the little observ er, “I wonder why Uncle Joe only gets Ashamed in the nose.” WSjam's father had bought some grapes, and just as the family were about to eat them, they saw some visitors approaching the honse. They put away the grapes until the visit ors would have departed. One of the ladies said, “I ain very sorry but we will have to go now. us we have some other calls to make." Little Wiljiam said. “Oh, that’s all right, when' you j go we can eat our grapes." Mrs. P. A. Sloop Dies at Mooresville Home. Salisbury, Jan. 22.—Mrs. I’. A. Sloop, widow of one of. Rowan's most I prominent men, and for year a resi dent of the county, died today at the home of a daughter, Mrs. J. F. Mc- Graw, at Mooresville. She had been in ill health for some days, but was seribusly ill only a short time. Mrs. Sloop was 77 years old ami is sur vived by four sons and four daughters. These are John A., C. A., Leon and Louis, all of Salisbury, and Mrs. Mc- Gjaw, of Mooresville; Mrs. Earl Ros tian, of China Grove; Mrs. D. M. Barger, of Rockwell, and Mrs. L. IV. Braver, of Oklahoma City. The fun eral takes place tomorrow at 2 o’clock at Ebenezer Church, near China Grove. INSURE When You Start to Build The right time to take out insurance is when you start building. Then if through any cause your building should burn, even before completed, the Insurance will cover your loss. 'Fetzer & Yorke Insurance Agency ~ Successors to Southern Loan and Trust Co. P. B. FETZER a. JONES YORKE EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | —ANits i Kwesuv’ You'd Lost YCx-,* Yiw w&nt imto rri sisel— t to«JE>' YOU &C l Rut, MO, YdOO UlCuv’Y k>AUI DINNER STORIES i i, i. .... \ Certain Acquittal. I Tiie village loafer had been >ar- 1 reigned on a charge of ehicken steal- { ing and had informed his attorney t that he intended to plead guilty. “How do you figure your chanceH , are better by doing that?” he was ‘ asked. 1 “Wal,” drawled the client, "I’m seoh a liar nobody’ll believe me.” With the New Rieh. Mrs. Money-coins, accompanied by < her young son, had gone to the re- \ eeption the evening before. She had , worn her newly purchased and—so 1 hoped—quite dazzling jep'els. She was anxious to know if they i had created the expected sensation, ( "Did you see my sunburst last ] night?” she inquired of her neigh- i bor “No, I didn't” was the caustic j reply. “But I certainly though he would if he ate another bite.” 0 Kiddlisnt. "Mother," asked little Marjorie, “why did that man take away the ] piano?” , “Because, dear,” replini mother, feeling there was no reason to tell ' her a falsehood, "because it wasn’t paid for.” "That afternoon Marjorie came running in from the front yard cry ing like her little heart would break. \ “Mother,” she screamed. "Th'—the i doctor's coming. Isn’t th’—the baby ' paid for, either?” Tit For Tat. Porter—-Miss; your train is— \ Precise Passenger— My man, why do you say "your train” when you know it belongs to the railway com pany? Porter —Dunno, miss; why do you say “my man,” when you know I belond to my old woman? No Chances. Aviator—" Sure, I’ll take you all up but ybu'll have to pay in ad vance.” “In advance. Why we’ve been Up ' before and always paid when we got through flying.” Aviator—“Bure, but this machine isn't as safe as it used to be.” The Usual Result. “What are those terrible yells, of- 1 fleer?” demanded an excited pedes- i trian, as unearthly screams issued ! : from an office window. 1 "I investigated and it’s all right,” j assured the cop. “A painless dentist j is trying to operate on himself." j j Excessive Gallantry. , You seem to have had a serious j ■ accident” - a ex, said the bandaged person. ; f tried to climb n tree in mv motor • car.” “What did you xlo that for?” "Just to oblige a lady who was ■ driving another car. She wanted to ' use the road.” Appreciated. Hurry—What did Sehrnm say when you give him flic brandied Cherries we sent to dieel- his con- 1 vnlescence? 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