PAGE SIX | liver Oil Hakes { pVeak Child Strong E«»y-to-Take Tablet Form I jjp? Builds Him Up Quickly >*our child “outgrows hit or is weakened by illness he ■goould be given remedies known as "food to rebuild solid flesh and product H|ch red blood. For this purpose, physi- BP | ii ii • prescribe cod liver oil and iron. BuGfesmists now extract the vitamines ■pa Xtesh-bililding elements from cod ■mp Oil and throw the nasty, useless oil They combine these extracts ■pth blood-building iron in easy-to-take Pjpblet form. To get the genuine, specify Burke’s Hpod Liver Oil and Iron Tablets at the . You'll soon have cause to Igo proud of. the sturdy, energetic, well pckourished condition of your youngster*. Kplr salfi by Gibson Drug Store I PAINS ALL OVER | lady Says She Took Cardm and | Never Saw Such Improve ment —Was So Weak Couldn’t Stand. PWeathersby, Miss.—Mrs. James M. fclall, of this place, writes that she was "getting weaker all the time" when Cardui, the woman’s tonic, f was first brought to her attention. ■’After she had taken Cardui a while. 1 i *he writes that she “never did see such an improvement” “I suffered all the time and had pains all over,” says Mrs. Hall. "I was so weak I could not stand. My Skin was cold and flabby. I did not have any color. I had always been a very active woman —used to 1 outdoor exercise, walking and going where I pleased, and to get down, | not able to get myself a drink, was indeed a hardship. !■ “Nothing seemed to help me, till I began on Cardui. The first bottle seemed to strengthen me, and I sent for five more. By the timo I had taken these, I was on my feet, going around, doing my work, : gained in health and strength. “I took two more bottles, and I ; am well and strong. Can work my p garden. I haven’t had any more . sickness.” Ask your druggist NC-165 New Method Quickly Banishes p Heavy Coughs Wily be annoyed and weakened by persistent strength-sapping coughing spells when you can, through a very simple treatment, quickly stop all irri tation and very often banish the trouble entirely in 24 hours? This treatment is based on the fa mous prescription known as Dr. King's New Discovery for Coughs. You take just one teaspoonful at bed - time and hold it in your throat for 15 or 20 sec onds before swallowing it. The pre scription has a double action. It not only soothes and heals soreness and irritation, but it quickly removes the phlegm and congestion which are the real cause of night coughing. Thus, with the throat soothed and cleared, coughing stops quickly and you sleep all night undisturbed. Dr. King’s New Discovery is for coughs, chest colds, sore throat, hoarse ness, bronchitis, spasmodic croup, etc. Fine for children as well as grown ups—no harmful drugs. Economical, too, as the .dose is only one teaspoon- : fat At all good druggists. Ask for toilST A LAME BACK **Heet” Relieves Instantly cork, in area, ■rmless, aw the rht out lesides, m and imnatic muscle arm, “Hoot* liquid} ite the At any aatifal at The tfc DILLON FISHES VP AN OLD STORY Finds Bit of Humor of Forty Yean Ago.—How Mike Finrk Bode the Bull in The Natural State. . Monroe Journal. [ Forty years ago Mr. T. P. Dillon 1 and a big laugh over a story in a i newspaper. He laughed so much at it that he thought it would be good to lay away, which he did. He haa ! come across it again and gives it to I The Journal readers as it went the rounds way back there. It follows: One of the most laughable stories of a bovine kind that has ever tickled | the ribs of the “only animal that laughs,” is the one in which Mike : Finck describes his ride in the “nat ■ nral state,” on Deacon Smith's Tau rus. We defy a cynie, in fashionable trousers, to read it and not burst a button or two off the places to which suspenders are hitched. It is simply enormous. Mike took a notion to go in swim ming. and he had just got his clothes | off. when he saw Deacon Smith's bull making at him. The bull was a v:c --i ions animal, and had come very near killing two or three persons conse , quently Mike felt rather "jubus.” He didn't want to call for help for he was naked, and the nearest place from which help could arrive was the ineeting-house. which was at the time tilled with worshippers, among whom was the "gal Mike was paying devo tion to." So he dodged the bull as the animal came at him. and managed to eateh him by the tail. He was dragged around tilt he was j nearly dead, and when he thought he could hold on on longer, he made up j his mind that he'd better “holler.” And now we will let him tell his own i story. j “So looking at the matter in all its i bearings. I cum to the conclusion that I'd better let some one know whar \ I wus. So I gin a yell louder than a locomotive whistle, and it wasn't i long before I sets! the deacon's two i dogs coming down like as if they war ! seeing which could git ther fust. ! “I knowed who they war arter— they'd jine the bull agin me. 'So,' sez •I. ’old brindle. as ridiu - is as cheap as walkin' on this route, if you have no objections. I'll just take a deck pas sage on that ar' back o' yotirn'. So I warn't very long getting astride of him. “Then, if you'd been thar. you’d have sworn thar war nothing human in that ar mix. the sile flew so orful ly, as the critter and I rolled round the field—one dog on one side and one on the other, trying to climb my feet. “I prayed and cussed, until I could not tell which I did last—and neith er warn't of no use. they were so or fui mixed up. “Well, I reckon I rid about a half an hour this way, when old brindle thought it war time to stop to take in a supply o’ wind and cool off a lit tle. So when he got round to a tree that stood there, he naturally halted so sez I, boy. you'll lose one passenger sartin. So I jes cinm up a branch, kalkalatin to roost till I starved afore I be rid around that ar way any longer. “I war makin tracks for the top of the tree, when I heard sumthin' mak in’ an orful buzzin overhead. I k;nd cr looked, and if there wasn’t—well, thar's no use swearin'—but it war the biggest hornet’s nest ever bilt. I You'll 'gin in’ now I reckon, Mike, ■ 'cause thar's no help for you. j “But an idea struck me then that I ! stood a heap better chance a ridin’ the bull than whar I was. Sez I, | old fellow, if you'll hold on I’ll ride i to the next station, anyhow, let that be whar it will. “So I just dropped about him agin, and looked aloft to see what I had gained by changin' quarters, and gen tlemen. I am a liar if thar warn't nigh half a bushel of the stingin’ varments ready to pitch into me when the word *go’ was gin. I Well, I reckon they got it, for all j hands' started for our company. Some of them hit the dogs—about a quart struck me, and the rest charged on brindle. “This time the dogs led off fust, dead bent for the old deacon’s and as soon as old brindle and I could get under way we followed and us I was only a deck passenger. I had nothin' to do with steering the craf: if I had we shouldn't have run that channel anyway. “But, as I sed before, the dogs took the lead—brindle and I next and the hornets directly arter. The dogs yell in'—brindle hollerin' and liornets buz zin’ and stingn.’ “Well, we had got about two hun dred yards from the house, and 1 the deacon heard us and come out. I seed him hold up his hands and turn white. I reckon he was prayin’ then for he didn’t expect to be called for so soon, and it warn’t long neither afore the whole congregation—men, women and children—cum out, and then all hands went to yellin'. "None of them had the fust notion that brindle and I belonged to this world. I just turned my head and passed the whole congregation. I seed the run would be up soon, for brindle couldn't turn an inch from a fence that stood dead ahead. “Well, we reached that fence, and I went ashore over the critter's head, landing on the other side, and lay thar stunned. “It warn’t long afore some of them as was not scared, ram runnin’ to Bee whar I war; for all hands kalkerlated that the hull and I belonged together. But when brindle walked off by him self they seed how ft war, and one of them said: “Mike Finck has got the scummage once in his life.” “Gentlemen, from that day I quit the oonrting business, and never spoke to a gal since, and when my hunt is up upon this yearth, thar won't be any Fincks, and its all owin’ to Deacon Smith’s brindle hull.” Sara Sign, 4 Sunday School Teacher—What was Adam made of? Silence. Teacher-Now think, Mary! What «• ■"*«» Jour mother sweeps? Idttle Mary—l ace company com fa* ± ..'r •' •}' ■• - ' iV' •' ' va- ’ ••• 0 '’ When it’s your favorite table at the restaurant—and with merry friends you chatter and feast in festive revel —have a Camel! I.r, die tgit. ee . ci,ire■ IN THE CAH rHHB IN TNI BAKING Avoid low grade leaveners* Don’t take chances* For sure riIDMHrW and satisfactory 'results use mCAUIMEI J%Po*n THE WORLDS GREATEST-, MW BAKING POWDER bmtbt na* > tAlI> %t/% T ,m t those or 1 amt other inanb out with too many murders. Every day when you pick up the paper you *ee where somebody was been killed. If we are to stop crime we must eb serve the laws. And do more for the protection of people in the United States. We cannot let our national laws decrease when it should increase in power. The naming or tne new hotel Is of great interest to me and raony others in our community. A meeting will be, held of the hotel board Tuesday night and probably a just and honor able name will be selected for the new structure. Why not stop the argu ment and call It after Stephen Cabar rus? If the D. A. R. had not wanted it named after Stephen Cabarrus why did they select that name? I see no reason why that it shall not be named after the man who founded Cabarrus county. If the people do not want it named after Stephen Cabarrus or the Hotel Concord, name it after the no ble- worker who practically gave his life in getting funds for the purpose of building Concord a hotel that people would be proud of. I am in favor of naming it after Stephen Cabarrus or Tola D. Uaneas. We wait and «ee what the new structure will lie named, or who it will be named for. One of the neVr officers that was elected to serve In the literary socie ty by a mistake his name was omit ted. That was Miss Dora Elay Bun dy as Critic. . , ‘ The White Hall .Literary Society met Friday, January 28, 1086. An interesting program was rendered as follows: 801 l call and minutes read by sec retary. • Songs by Miss Jennie Riser, Miss Mande inilbirtj Miss Alice Auten, Margaret Miss Rose Ellen Debate—Resolved .That girls are i more useful in the home than boys. ■ Affirmative side Alice Auten and Margaret Sides; negative. Jack Me -1 Donald and Eugene Dees. The judges, Mr. C. P. Wilson, Miss Anie Mae Sides and Hoy Christenbury, de cided in favor of the negative. Story telling by William Linker. As there was no other business to come before the society the meeting adjourned to meet Friday, February 6, 182(1. Miss Cooley has visited our school and organized a sewing club. Most all of the girls joined the club. Miss Cooley will meet with the girls twice a month. All you correspondents do like the Krazy Kir. Come slowly with good . items but we sure before y«m start that you have something worth read ing about. '' CAROLINA KID. ROCKY RIVER. We are having some “more weath er,” as some folks say. Cold .rain covering everything with a coat of ice. Have been having a few days of very pretty weather in which to get up wood, etc. We regret to learn that Sim Hagler had to go to a hospital l n Charlotte -for an operation Friday. He was do ing well at last report. The No. 1 township Singing Asso ciation met with C. W. Alexander on Friday night, Jan. 22. Not many , were present, but there were enough . to carry all part* and quits a good bit of singing was done. It was decided i to meet at the home Os Elba Morri son the- second Friday night in Feb- i ruary, and we trust that all the sing- « ers and those interested in more and better music will be present and make I this a pleasant as well as profitable meeting. This was out second regular I: rf' Tuesday, Februaiy 2, 1926 meeting, the first having been at the home of D. 8.. McEnchern at Harris burg in December. Let’s keep it go ing. Our regular Community Club meet- 1 ing was held Thursday night. Quite a large crowd was preset... Alter a short program thpSsirbe^^M^qii, Dr. Buchanan/' county '-hbatfhi&ißror, made a short talk iuvrl- hc s’stant, Mr.- Sappcnftid& 4 '’VeHtsij«iihM the crowd with some: prevention of theria and' one' comedy"in i “Cer tain well known actors' figured quite prominently, to the great l delight, of all t especially the little folks.' Miss Beular Courtney, county nurse,C was present and made an interesting-talk on proper kinds-of foods. The Rocky River High School bas ketball team was again victorious on Friday ner the Winecoff quint. Miss Akerstrom, principal, tranks they arc real good and wishes to send them to Raleigh in March to take part in the state high school contest. Engineer Long was here during the week doing some surveying in the in terest of the big high school to be es tablished somewhere in No. 1 township in the near future. But this does not mean that it win be built here. But we are all hoping. A SCRIBBLER. Net Meant for Him. “Wbatoha doin’ that fort” asked a email bpy of some workmen working on the wiring at the schdoihouse. "We’re going to put in an electric switch,” one of the (pen explained. “Huh, I don't care if you do,” an swered the boy contemptuously, “I don’t go to tbia school any more. We moved away.” i Mark Twain quit school when 12 yean es age. • C