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Monday, February IS, 102 d " - r-iii*i»i*-nni«iuit« Embarrassing Moments j New York Daily Mirror. • A few week* ago I went t<* the har ber shop to get a shave which I need; ed very badly. The barber had just finished hall my face when somebody ran into the shop and shouted that the barber's child had been run over by a taxi. He ran out #f the shop and I was forced to go on the street with half my face shaved. . The boss had gone for the day, and the office employes were getting ready to start home when one of them ask ed me to give an exhibition of the Charleston. I started at my desk and danced towards the door. Suddenly the applause ceased, but I tuntinued dancing, and danced right Into the arms of the boss wlxv had returned for his rubbers. One Sqnday last summer I wept to Coney Island' with some friends. We went on a joy ride there. Cuming out, one of -the girls handed my es-1 cort a mirror, and pointed to his face. Trying to see the joke, I looked at i him, and to my horror saw the outline of my lips on his face. Ih ( the telegraph oflre the other Then They Drifted Apart. ■'Hjfss Upson-'-Mildred," said the : poorymt otherwise honest and limbi- 1 tioius young man. "I have paddled my own canoe for years and feel sure I can support you. Will you be iny wife?” "Nothing doing in the canoe line,” replied the haughty maid. “If you had sailed your own yacht for years 1 might have considered your pro- 1 posal.” i The coming seasoii Will be his 16th Ein the major leagues for Grover i < Cleveland Alexander, star pitcher of j tho Chicago Clubs. See How Frigidaire Gives You Better Foods At our display room, you can see a demonstration of what Frigidaire will do. You can see how long Frigidaire keeps perishable foods —keep* . them "FRESH. You can see how Frigidaire freezes ice cubes and makes desserts —how Frigidaire will heip you serve BETTER foods. Stop in today. Let tr, explain our convenient purchase plan. STANDARD BUICK COMPANY S&jyaion Sir, \ »r . . Phone 876 .or }. B. kAIFORD, Salesman 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 k The Very Appearance of These i Pumps Tells You Spring Is Here' ! in culling at this store, you will be amused at the transformation. I- You will star “Spring is here” —and it is! These Pumps convey the [ theme of Spnngj You'll see it on every pair. And, you’ll insist upoa having one or two pairs; they are so beautiful. Most luxurious mu- < terials and trimmings, clever leathers and a smart array of colorings \ give you the gist of this marvelous display. With so much to offer, i ' we maintain prices down to a most motfest level. Can we expect you? j Ruth-Kesler Shoe Store 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 —? 1 L V —--.i— ■ 1 1 ■*?"■ Li— - »■ 1 -■ l. - I U.TPW ■jßig EVERETT TRUE * BY CONDO Dinner Stories He—l offer you my hand and for tune, my . Sue—Ob, I will be satisfied with the latter. Ted—Can I go out to play? Mother—What! What with those holes in your stockings! Ted—No, with the boys on the street; Grocer—Did you want' to buy same candy, Willie? Wiilie—Yes, but raa sent me to buy soap. Surprised. Richard—Did you hear ’bout the panic In the picture show? William—No. Did a lire cause it? Iliciiard—Nnw ; the light* were turned on suddenly.” Effective Tune. TIjS- daughter of a country rector taught the choir a new tune at a Monday evening’s practice* to filing on the following Sunday. “Well, Hobson,” she said to one of them on the Sunday morning, "I hope you haven’t forgot the new tune, for we depend on you.” “No, nates,' not a oit,” the yoke 1 assured her. "I've been a-skeerin' crows with it all the week.” Prompt Action. A tourist, who had stopped at mountaineerb cabin , noticed four holes in floor of cnbift. Tourist—" Friend, Ido not. like to be too inquisitive,- but what are the four holes in your door for?” Mountaineer—“Wal, you see J has four cats.” ' Tourist — wouldn’t one good size hole do for all the cats?” Mountaineer—" Hell, when I say scat, I mean scat!” i StewartsJ| wAsauma^iM , ‘LETTER By CHARLES P. STEWART NEA Service Writer Washington, Feb. 18.—Does a con t gresswoinan socially outrank the wife of a cabinet officer) ? This is a serious question, now; that women arc breaking intq Congress ,ui increasing number**—aiready a quarter .of a dozen 'strong. It needs to be answered immediately, but there’s no , prospect of it. The highest authorities disagree. * * * That a cabinet officer odtraifks a . representative is a well recognized principle of social law. It seems to > follow naturally that his wife out . ranks a representative’s wife. Pre sumably he (a cabinet officer) out/ ranks a congresswoman, too. Only, an between cabinet officers (at any . rate until some woman gets a port folio) and congresswomen, there isn’t > much prospect of a clash. -—But, as between cabinet officers’ ■ wives and congresswomen, there’s such a prospect—or rather, it’s right with us now. . * » * When the present Washington 1 “season" opened the capital’s racial arbiters’ first thought seems to have been to class Congresswomen Florence P. Kalin, Mary T. Norton and Edith . N. Rogers nmong representatives’ , wives, as, indeed. Congresswomen Kahn- and Norton (not Congresswom ( an "Rogers) had been; , But the White House dopes the situation out differently,, i There It’s argued that an offieia) status is binding and that, before it, a social statu* has to wive way. Well, a congresswoman lias an official status and a cabinet officer's wife has none. Bbe shines only by a reflected light. A congresswoman shine* by her own. Hell in the Making. The newly appointed pastor of a negro church faced a packed audi ence when he arose to deliver his sermon on the burning question: "Is There a Hell?” “BredrenT" ha said, “de Lord made the world round like a ball." “Amen 1” agreed the congregation. "And the I su'd made two axles for dc world to go round on, one axle at the north pole and one axle at the snuf pole.” “And de Lord put a lot of oil and grease in de center of the world so as to keep the axles well greased anil oiled.” ’’Amen?” said the congregation. “And then a lot of sinners dig wells in Pennsylvania, Kentucky, Louisiana. Oklahoma, Texas, and Mexico and Russia, and steal da Lord's oil and grease, "And some day <ley will have all of de Lord's oil and grease, and deni axles is gonna git hot. And den, dat,» will be hell, brcdren, dat will be hell” CLKTRIt i " ' i ■ i I ; The modern way is_— the electrical way. AP-f'J plinnees, supplies aml LSI eleetrieal equipment arc llf stocked by us in an cn<l-lU| Cless variety. 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