Monday, March 1, 1926
1 Dinner Stories
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A flapper named Annabelle Minter
Had a man that was:' built like a
splinter. , - v
She said, “You’re all right
For a hot ampiner.- Bight
But I want to keep wurm in the win
ter.”
[ I'irut. Col. Ctiarles O. Sherrill, of
I North Carolina, is called by the Cin-
I cinnati Enquirer “the best city man
|ager in tpe United States."
Exercise She Needed.
1 A too robust woman asked a doctor
■that she sliou’d do to jcedtlCf.ftt'T<lke
b certain kind-sos -eiefeise," said he,
H “What kind <o t ttsequfpjntviii?’
■e asked. t '\ *■ ,jh#
■ “Push yourself away from the fable
■roe times a day.” replied the
His Plan Changed.
were you going'.'" we in
■pred of the man who find
knocked down and nearly ruined
■ n ruishing, motor car.
thought” I •■as out strolling,”
replied the victim, "but in real-
Sl van going .to- the .hospital."
—What did the boss say when
Witold him that you were up all
with the baby?
—Tlie darn fool asked me
her name was. *.
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—ThiS is my latest work,
at Work."
j^HViend—But lie’s not at work.
not doing anything.
—Yes, that’s the realism. |
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Embarrassing Moments
Nfw York Dgily Mirror.
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Ah I was walking with a girl
friend one day X happened to Bee
whom I thought was a friend driving
along, and I shouted: “Going down,
Jack?” But you o u imagine iny eut
barrassment, for he was a. stranger,
and replied: “Yes, but you’re not.”
One liMF, as I was waiting fur a
car a y a ling man tapped me on the
shoulder and pointing to the ground
asked if wjtat was there belonged to
me. I looked down and sap" a green
garters lying near my shoe. I told
him W»; mine's p’hk,” and all 'the
people around .laughed. I was so em
barrassed .1 didn’t think what 1 wa*
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By CHARGES P. STEWART
NEA Service Writer
YVashingtin, Feb. 27.—It’s a mis
take to think that the prohibition in
vestigation that Congress seem.-; like
ly to vote for will settle-anything.
That’s evident already.
For a wonder, such notable wets
as Congressman John'Philip Hill and
such dyed-in-the-wool dry« as Con
gressman William David Upshaw
, agree in favoring the inquiry.
otkerwise they’re as far apkrt
as ever they were.
*’ * -•
■Hilt simply believes an investiga
tion * will show prohibition up as a
hqpeless failure.
Upshaw as equally confident it will
prove aridity fully as good a thing
as the drys claim, it is.
So next on the program be a
wet-and-dry struggle for control of the
commission of investigators provided
for in Congressman Emanuel 0(1-,
lar’s bill on the subject.
That is to say, that'll be the next
thing if the Cellar bill passes.
*♦ * ~
it will be next to. impossible
to get together a commission which’
Isn’t somewhat shaded one way or
the other.
, Even if it's absolutely impartial,
it won't help much, for the wots
won’t admit its impartiality if it
-gmkos n pro-dry report, and the drys
won't-admit it if if makes a pro-wet
one,. -
. And if it straddles, each side will
interpret its findings according to its.
ow-ri ideas.
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So there we’ll be. just where we
started. -
Still, it will be nn interesting in
vestigation."'
Accordihg to Law.
If a man were to give another an
orange he would simply sa’y, “I give
you this orange," but when the trans
action is intrusted to the hands of a
lawyer to put in writing Be adopts
this form: “I hereby give and copvey
to you,all and singular, my estate and
interests, right, title claim and ad
vantages of .and in said orange, to
gether with an its rind, juice, pulp
and pits, and all right and advant
ages therein with full power to bite,
cut, suek and otherwise eat the same,
or give the same away with or With
out the rind, skin, juice, pulp or pits,
anything hereinbefore or hereafter or
in any other deed or deeds, instru
megt or. instruments of whatever na
ture 1 or kind to the contrary in any
wise? notwithstanding.”
Suicides in Greece are buried
separate from persons who die
nut oral deaths. The suicide cemetery
is next to the, city dump.
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