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Monday, March 8, 1926 r* r-~ Dinner Stories —■ . •Klii fit. I ™ ***** *• S# Support. | The colored janitor had overheard the head clerk ask the boas for a month's vacation, sayipgbe was go ing to be married. ' "Lawny, lawny!” exclaimed the o’.d man. s-'daking his Iregd. “What de worl' cornin’ to, when, a gernmuu lak dat-only figgera on his ma’iage lastin’ fo' weeks?” tHe Believed It Would you believe it? So far, ! car of mine has coat me only Well, I auppoee that’s one of the antages of the deferred payment The Reckless Age. 1 suppose old Jim Tucker is as gy as ever,” remarked "the former debt in a 'flying Visit to Dinky- Sosh, no!” exclaimed the native, n’s gettln’ to a reg’Tar spend ft. W'jy,. he eVen gets bis hair at the bffrb# shop now!” On the Contrary.' visitor was talking to a' native small town abput things in gen- KU you ever take, In the patent shows?" he inquired. replied the native, “to tell the truth, jt's. generally just the way round.” Average Htmbands. heard there webc it lot of bad ■ll in this town,” remarked the who was touring the west. ■‘Well. mister,” replied the native flourishing city of Holster, "it ■n't pay to listen to women's gos- Play It Safe. Mr. Jones was about to ein- on her first airplane ride ami. enough, was a hit timid Bout the adventure. before we start, young Hn." she cautioned the pilot. “I winy 1 !■ distinctly understood that we’re I to get nut of sight of land.” ||i§ Bought and I’ald For.- I (deck: “Bongfit her flowers, candy, ring and took her to three Shows, d youT No wonder you’re broke!” Harold: “Yes, I'm still paying for e kiss \t thought I stole.” — I Protect Your Property and Your Money house, when painted with / k / Marietta. House Paints, is practi \ g| / caily guaranteed against the ravages of p foal weather by the Marietta Service WRORA PAIH " Certificate. No other paint manufac -1 »*m w 7YK turer offers you such a certificate. Ask I *'Trr“ai^ r, ‘i•» 111 about it today. Concord Paint& Paper Company 340 N. Church Street Phone 16L , MARIETTA PAINT "SERVICE STATION [ EVERETT TRUE . BY CONDcT I<DH t WSy tße / | UK. tßue, aim© <3-0 aimt> "TC5Ca_ MV -HUSCAANIy ~ r HA'S< 'YOU , Toco rte to SEATe.it>. ',• • ’ '' ' Xi\ ': , '• . 'v*. Embarrassing Moments New York Dally Mirror. I On the way home from a party one t night my sister gave me her powder . compact ease to hokl Putting it in my pocket I thought no mb re of it- I When I waff riding to work in the aub ■ way, next day, I had uec*»’on to use ; my handkerchief. In taking it out of my pocket tt)e compact ease dropped to "the floor of the car attracting the "attention of those nearby. Believe me, I blukhed. ' ; ' r The other day 1 took my little daughter to visit a friend of wine bn > her birthday. My little girl took a t box, of handkerchiefs as a gift. Kaeh time we would visit this mend she | would always ask my baby, who is 3 years old. what she would like Her to i bring her when she came to see ha*. • As a rule, she would always say can . dy. This particular time, wheb she was asked,'she said : “Bring my hand kerchiefs tack,” which surely put the . yn an embarrassing position, • S’ - : * j Bant night on my way to the theatre with my frjend, we boarded ' a trolley oar and I said I would pay . the fare. Being sure that I had only . two dimes and a quarter in change, I took off what I thought was a dime, ; dropped it in the change box, and sat down. My frien<T~lVas about to fol [ low me, when tbe conductor called to . her: “Fares, please.” I answered : “I paid for both.” Whereupo4 tbg con ductor gl a lined in the' bo? and sjpd loudly, “I beg your pardon lady, but ybu put a penny in the box." . Tom Byrd Intends to Run for Legis lature. / Stanly News-Herald. /. Tom Byrd has announced his in tention of throwing his hat into the ring this fall for State senator. How ever, his ticket will read a little dif ferent from Hie average office seeker. , He, will say that no faiends lmfe 1 urged him to run but that lie is doing this because he thinks the Vtate will ; be the loser if he docs not. He thinks Chat the state of North • Carolina is going to the bow-wows if she does npt revert her policy in re - gartf t» the election of her state rep rcßeUtgtivce. He thinks the people . should cense Sending politicians down . to Raleigh and in their stead seud ’ the school teachers. He thinks school •I teachers possess qiore btatemanship i tliair lawyers. ; . • r 1 Wingo and La Guardia Mix Hot Shots Over “Pork ~ by Charles p. stewart NEA Service Writer i Washington, March 6, —Congress- • man Wingo, of Arkansas, finding i fault, a few days ago, with a $385,- 000 appropriation tp improve the fa eiftte of one of the federal government ' buildings in Manhattan, said some i sharp things to Congressman La i Guardia, of New York, for having i i favored the appropriation under dle ! cussian. ' ' ! Wingo questioned if LaGuardia i even knows what a facade ig.< He , Implied that the “pork” (that ,Is, the . appropriation, for this district) was . all the New Y'orker was interested ■A x - , V , •* * LaGuardia replied that he did, too, know what a facade is. To illustrate, he/said that (a very dressy, imposing-looking in dividual) has an extremely, fine fa cade. Otherwise he admitted that he agreed with Wingo—a facade isn’t 1 nearly as important aa what’s behind it. _ 4 However, ho wanted to state that, unlike Wingers facade, that New York federal gbvernment building's faeacla really 'has got something im portant behind it. . • * Wingo*! hereupon made some rather disparaging remarks concerning La- Gimrdia’s war record, observing that LaGuardia made it entirely on the Italian front, which Wingo didn't seem to think amounted to much. LaGuaydia answered that, such as it was. he did have a war record, even one made on the Italian front. Wingo then referred to LaGuardia as "that thing.” ** * i Upon this a lot of other congress men made points of order (darn ’em, for spoil-sports) and that ended- the r row but it was (Hi unusually good ope while it lasted. First Baptist Church Being Remod eled. dtanly News-Herald. The First Baptist Church structure is undergoing considerably remodel ing. This is especially true with regard to the Sunday school depart ment Several additional class rooms are being added, and the structure is' being repainted. In addition to this, •l landscape gardner lias been on the hurcli grounds this week laying out and planting shrubbery. According to reports, tjie lawn will be smoothed off and grass 'Sown. I’resent indications arc that be fore the end of another summer, the First Baptist Church and grounds arc going to constitute one of the town's real beauty spots. W Yes, you will look up ljjf and congratulate yourself - for having installed our |LIJ% lighting fixtures . They jrJtt really render a service of two kindN. Primarily, . they furnish you with of- LjjS ficient light, and they are -“Fixtures of Character" L ; mM W. J. HETHCGX L W. Depot St. Phone 669 We keep at all s times a complete assortment of East man Kodaks anc! accessories. • —On Sale at — Gibson Drug Store (Authorized Agents) ‘ ■gisai. vxi.iiimw m i. Help! Help! 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O Ccncord Kannapolis, Moorcsville China Grove t^cocx>ooogHx>oooc)c>ocK?oooooooooooooooooooooooooo 000 BHot Water This gas hot water heater is surely a friend in need and * of every qook mat6h and in a few- minutes steammg hot water will rup Pays for itself quJkly. y ° U _ mb GRADY_ r PAGE SEVEN
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