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Tuesday,, rjp ■ ■—Min— f- Dinner Stories • j | Mother; “How did you lose your 'teeth, sen?’* , j Son : _ "Shifting gears on a lolly .pop” - I Teacher:, “What in your father's occupation?” I Jimmy: *‘l can’t tkl you.” ‘ Teacher: “Well, I must have this information.” Jimmy : “Weil—er—well, he is the fat lady at the drew.” | _ Still in‘Stock. I I “Know where I could get some ls- I quor?" asked the stranger of the vil llage hotel proprietor. ■ “Well,” replied the latter, “ye.might ■try % Mrs. MeGinty down the street Bero. • She’d ought to have some ■est.” / ' ■ “Some left?” ■ “Tea, they say her husband* only Book two glasses of it before he fell 1 Bver dead.!’ j ■ V: A Different Viewpoint. ' ■ “Charlie.” said the girl nervously, Hi really think you should be going.” i H”Oh, it’s only one o’clock,” her re- ■ Hctant swain protested. “I can *ee Hie clock I sit.” frTferhaps you can,” returned the Rjr “but I can see the head of The ■rayrs from where’ I sit.” H Sad Off. seems a lady In Baltimore was along the street leading a dog at the end of a ribbon. A who apparently has been with Barleycorns apprhached and removed his hat. me, lady, but is that your he asked. . ■’’Why. Certainly it’s my dog.’ l Vae! “Why do you ask?” »’lh that the only dog you’ve got?” H’Are you sure you haven’t some dogs?” 1 . Kl’nsute of it. lady, all I can say is, blamed near out of dog!” | K-Yes. Jeremiah, Alice said last she dreamed she was dancing yod’’ * | thrill me all to pieces, lleze-, I woke up to find her kid j ■•other. pounnding her feet with ai Hit iron.” ' ' I ■ ■ \JvHi k. itkaftV I f X I kfla \ r Protect Your Property f . and Your Money ' sgassam vtour house, when painted with A mmgTfll II * Marietta House.Paints,.is practi \ p / caily guaranteed against the ravages of H| j| foul weather by the Marietta Service ' AURORA PHi Certificate. No other paint manufac » turer offers you such a certificate/ Asff us about it today. Concord Paint & Paper Company 342 N. Church Street Phone 16L SERVICE STATION EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO -ANP *3O<SH cSON'DtTtOIvIS ' ? THPouatfOOT TW?' &bTT\sh& I_&N G-Tt-f AH'? OF- 11+15. LAN© <3Y* THG And THE HOMCS of "THIS \ L x GAN STATte, IMITHOVJT f&AR _ jjy* or* auces'i'S’Fu.'L- gontßAt>ki(oN, C / ''Q AND IN TMf> f*ACJS Os OPINIONS > PPPHHBPh . MV "FP» *> fr YOO UjaNT 30AIB1HI MG (jOO'D&R. asfeN to Lil “ YOOfc Afce JSeRTA/Nl-Y ON TMe TRVTZ offTov WOULDN'T CRY t=OR MOR4S Os THAT STUrf ' UjFMT 'You M(S*S ©ACK K&R®/ YoO LDON'T \ i)y|»£i Cjitest Thing ’ New York Daily Mirier. . “Edith,” said a mother to her lit tle jlaqgbtor as the latter had finished saying her praydrs, “you didn’t tell tgod how naugfity you, had fieen today, did y«*v?” “N’o, gngma," replied IMilh, “J $o net belipve in telling our tamUy affairs to outsiders.*’ - / ’ I-took my little girl to the soplagical Jiarjt. While standing there she no t iced a great white bird staadiqg in a cagA She threw in a piece of candy. The Iprd gobbled it and thpn thrust his head through tl» w : re for more, “Oh. Mother, wjfet kind of a bird is this?" shy exclaimed. / “It’s the'stork, niy dears - “The stork ?" slie cried, ehth««as ticaily. “O, Mother.'dp. you know, fie actually recognized me.*“ I Irate mother (at'dinner) —Tommy, ,1 wish you’d stop reaching for things. Haven’t ypij a tongue? ■ | Tommy—Yes, mother, but my arm’ is longer. Who’s to Blaine? Stanly News-Herald. The Smithfield Herald relates how a little boy while playing on the streets of Geldsfipro ran under a pass ing automobile and was almost in stantly killed. And that paper then asks “Who was to blame?" It ans wers by saying that “boys must play, and that in order to play they must ’■lave room.” Therefore, the intima tion is that every town' should pro vide a place for chjfdreri to play, otherwise the public is in away to bjnme for every child who may be hurt or killed while playing on a public street. Here is something which ought to put people to think ing. That it is the duty of every town to provide suitable playgrounds frr the children, few thinking people will any longer dispute. _ ,-L . i_— I Hie chance of escaping- punish i ment for murder or manslaughter in Kansas City are eight to one; rob ' bery, twenty-eight to oneburg’ary, fifty to one. according to* the Mis souri Association for Criminal Jus | tice. j Art fee jam extending from Goat j Island to Port Day held baett the' j.water from Niugnra Falls, making j it nearly dry. Pa Cooiklge Is Thumbs Dawn cm Son! 'John’s* Fistic Spotlight BY t’hARLEA P. STEWART NBA Servlet Writer Washington, • March B.—President Coolidge always is pore when his son John breaks into the newspapers. Me doesn’t want him to get an ex aggerated idea if his own import ance. Furthermore, hg doesn’t like to hare any member of. the Coolidge family] made to. look ’ ’ridiculous. That's, what those write-ups of 'John’s t'.iree- 1 round mill at Amherst, in which he acquired a black eye ami Just the de cision oh point, did, to some extent. J ♦ t • Bo it’s safe to say the presidential temper was upset when* its owner read nocounta- of the-.fight. He grumpily refused to discuss it wiiem +orrespoodents aaked him to. Maybe he belleVes in boxing, as ex ercise, for his son, btft there’s a pret ty well authenticated reporte shat he’s written to Jum to'd# ’ ft, strictly In p+ivate after this. '■* S_3 ' Another thing, Ule White House has received about a cord of letters protecting Against the President’s son participation in’ such “brutal sport.” That it was brutal, the Writers say, is. proved by the black eye. Os course this mail doesn’t get as far os the President but he knows it’s pouring in. If was to have been expected, too—such a chance for peo ple wliOa-consider it wrong for two men to get together and “beat each other up!” * * * Mrs. Coolidge, read the fight storied in bed-k-of the grip. 1 Her friends quote her as saying she was “amused but would have been more so if John had won.” i - - ! HI VINE PROVIDENCE. The cloudy hang heavily around my way. T cannot see; But through (he darkness I believe God leadeth me. ”Ms sweet to keep my hand in His, ’while all is dim; JTo close my weary, aelnng eyes and follow Hini. Through many a thorny path He leads my tired feet; Through many a path of tears I go, but it is sweet To know that He is close to me, my Guard, my. Guide; He leadeth me, and so. I walk quite satisfied To m.v blind eyes He may reveal no . light at all; But while I lean on His strong arm 1 cannot fail. j —HiENKY ALFORD. 1 USE PENNY COLUMN—it pays -fpsi^r"" r 'Wxfurer f- Yes, you will look up "’"V and congratulate yourself f for having installed our J lighting fixtures . They f jt really render a service of - kinds. Primarily, rj they furnish you with ef ficient light, and they are jJ "Fixtures of Character” L AI3 XV. J. BETHCCX ' L W. pepot fft. Phone 669 > We keep at all times a complete assortment of East man Kodaks and accessories. —On Sale at— - Gibson Drug Stare (Authorized j Agents) Help! Help! Help your favorite contest ant win a Free trip to Caltf° r ' nia by trading with us. Help by buying the splen tlid values <ve have to offer in Groceries, Flour and Feeds. / CABARRUS CASH GRO CERY CO. P- S.—Fresh Fisli’Snd Oysters Friday and Saturday. . * THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE He. 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