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Thursday, Marcfi 18, iQ26 ft*' ■»■ irirnm ; f#ir.i.i.. ■« Dinner Stories / Ivory v*. Iron. Railway Brakeman: “Better keep J'f.ur ’’lead inside the wilplow.” . Passenger: “I can look out the window if I want to.” Brakeman: “I know you can. But if you damage any of the ironwork of the bridges you'll have to pay for I,' < Objection Overruled. Condemned Negro: “Judge, f ob- I joets to bein’ bumped off wid dis here I lethgl gas.” audge: “Why. it’s painless.” Negro: “Yen, but I got a bad ! heart.” Consideration Itself. “I understand,” remarked the visi- I tor, “that this town is troubled with I thieves." “No. -they don't trouble us none,” I replied the native. “They jes’ come in an' take what they want and beat it. ’thout sayiu' a word.” Cost oT Amusements. /'For beating your wife, I will fine you $1.10,” said the judge. “I don’t object to the dollar.” said the prisoner, “but what is the ten eaate for?” wrhat,” said the judge, ”is the fedVraj tax on amusements.” Clara: “They tell me you love mu sic." Catherine: “Yes; but never mind; keep on playing,” Officer (to man in parked auto) Don’t you see that sign, “Fine for parking?” Drjrer—Yes, officer, I sec it and heartily agree with it. Chemistry Prof.—What is the best solvent for gold? \ Married Student—Matrimony. First Gob—They say Jones' wife had triplets after reading the Three Musketeers. Second Gob—Good heavens, mine was reading the birth of a nation when I left. "I’ve been corresponding for a year with a girl I’ve never seen. Toduy she sent me her picture. It's awful. How on earfh will I ever get rid of her?" "Well, you can always send her one of your pictures,” - Protect Your Property and Your Money + XT’OUR house, when painted with H mmm I) * Marietta House Paints, is practi \ ’Hr % I cady guaranteed against the ravages of H|j sou! weather by the Marietta Service QDtORA PkSf Certificate. No other paint manufac iurer offers you such a certificate. Ask us about it today. Concord Paiot& Paper Company 342 Church Street < Phone 10L | MAMWTA FAINT RTATIOf " \ EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO THIS STOCK 12> A N£W one TO M 5. 1 x INVEST x ALUWYS iNvesTKSflre,. X’U. tack; THIS UhTW MY ©ANKSR, 4AM? IP -HS ASSURE Mfe, X'CC TAK<£ A amyuwgq.tr. tt*?. 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You’ll find me by the “Who’s Who.” I The future manager of the ’hotels : and dining cars of (he Japanese rail ways is obtaining training by serving 1 as an American dining ear steward l after having worked in the Waldorf Hotel from dish-washer to room ylerk. ' Charley MitAelf, the English fjght er, was only a middleweight when he • battled John L. Sullivan for 39 rounds at Chantilly, France. HOW SKINNY KIDS GAIN WEIGHT AND STRENGTH . Everyone knows that Cod Diver 1 Oil is full of vitamines, is a flesh builder supreme. In children where rickets are suspected It even helps t to build up the bones and strengthens the body. • But let us all be glad! the poor under-weight, sickly, puny Jid doesn’t ! ’have to take the vile, nasty oil it ! self any more for thanks to science McCoy’s Cod Liver Oil Compound ■ Tablets has taken its place, i Sugar coated they are and aa easy _ to take s candy nd if you will give them to your sickly child for thirty ■ days, you'll be very happy indeed. If you are not, the Pearl Drug Co. . or the druggist from whom you bought ! them is authorized to return your money. (50 tablets 60 cents —but be \ sure and get McCoy's, the original and genuine. 1 NBA Service Writer ■Washington, March 17.—Congress . woman Florence P. Kahn, of Cali r fornia, emphatically depies that she aspires so leadership of the wet bloc" i i.u the House of Representatives. Maybe she ‘doesn’t, but there’s Such a thing as being drafted. . r Mrs. Kahn is being talked about for the job, anyway. t (Congressman John Philip Hill, of Maryland, is wet leader now, but Hill ; is figuring on breaking into, the Sen ate. “ , „ Besides, some of the wets have an l idea (here would be strategic advan tages in' having a as their i standard bearer, assuming, of courses that she was a capable one, which ; there ian’t any doubt about in. Mm. Kahn’s case. The popular impression is that 3 women are dryer thhn men, on an . average. A good many of them might 5 be won over, with a woman leading 1 the light for dry law modification, f So the wets reason. * * • Mrs. Kahn, by the wqy, reasons . otherwise. - . > “On the prohibition question.” she ) told me, “women, like men, differ, with localities and groups, but I be lieve they overage about alike, the country over.” » * * | Congressman Hill certainly isn’t jealous of the talk about Mrs. Kahn, r as wet leader. Indeed, Mrs. Kahn i says she thinks he started it “for a . joke,” as she puts it., n Mrs, Kahn's unduly modest. 3 The' wets aren’t joking. p TODAY’S EVENTS t , Thursday. March IS, 1926 i Centenary, of the birth of Joseph 1 Bellott. celebrated French’ Arctic ex plorer. One hundred years ago today died ■ Alexander McNair, first state govor ■ not of Missouri. One year ago today more than 800 persons perished in a great storm Which swept/over Missouri, Southern f Illinois am| Indiana. . ’ The eighty-ninth anniversary of the I birth of Grover Cleveland will be ob- „ served today by the Grover Cleveland Association with the broadcasting of tributes., Forty-nine women cf note, cne from each of the states and the District of Columbia, have beep invited to at tend a mass meeting in their honor to be held in Madison Square Garden tonight under the auspices of the American Women’s Association. Tiger Flowers, the new world’s middleweight chaqapiou, was a cot ton stevedore in Savannah before he entered the boxing game eight years ago. For each man and woman, friend and neighbor I’m A. Live Wire, the labor saver. ’lm the snappy, full of pep chap who lifts the gloom from homes that needed to get acquainted with the wonderful blessing kuown as electric ity. 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We can suit any family 1 , large or small, for we carry three sizes (Num ber 1, % and 3 cans) Sanitary Grocery Company THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE Benito Should Seek the Advice of Experience ~OUT OUR WAY ' “ BY WILLIAMS “ . | -— i: / HEROES - ARSfcIADE>- fcibT j MOM’N POP f Awd To Think That \ } 6i?ac£ ’TPie owuy aiRL 1 ever v remember there; loved in the world / as manv good eloped ’With amother Fish in the sea r FetYOW - X NEVER \ EVER, r TtOUaHT LORETTA f\ r FE m VaDAHT / 'WOULD SIVEMEA J \ BEEN CAUaHT/ (SEE V)HIZ-THATis RISHTpI fkaWAßaurl SHE NEVER GAME It BACK- J ABOUT 7 VIELLCAN YOU BEAT THE j , THAT ) CROST OF SOME PEOPLE- I ENCiAQEMEIOr ( CiimmE THE SATE AND . \ R/NS You \ R O N off with C (Wv #n ■' r — ■■ St, ■ BY TAYLOR f~7 Aw- i'M THROO&H WITH GIRLS- 'SA / THEY'RS AU, All k£ - THEY STI&NG you \ / ALONG) UNTTL. 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Concord Kannapolis, Mooresville China Grove | E- Mol WaterS j is surely a friend in need and a friend indeed of every coolc match and in a few minutes steaming hot water will run ' the dishes, for a batli, efcfc. Pays for itself quickly. EB. GRADY rw !^F MB I NG AND HEATING DEALER Otfice and Show Room 39 E. Corbio St. Office Phone 334 W„ ? PAGE SEVEN
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