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Thursday, April i. Dinner Stories Lovesick Man—Wiliie, did you know I was going to marry your sister? Willie—Yeh—W'jen did'you find it out? Final’y the orator himself realized that his discourse had been some what prolonged. “I beg to be ex cused if I have detained you too long,” he remarked. “Oh. not at all,” said the voice of the sole remaining occupant of tbe hall. "It has only just stopped rain ing.” Abraham—My poy, vcr are my glasses? Isaac— On your nose, sadder. Abraham—Don’t be so indefinite. “Robert,” said the school teacher, “do you know why we set off fire works on the Fourth of July?" "Yes'tn; so we can chow the neigh bors we got just as much money to Rpcnd foolishly as they have.’ ’ “What are you going to name your baby brother?” “Bobby, after mother’s hair." Gnbhly—l’m suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I’ve tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep. Sweet—Why, don’t you try talking ito yourself? Mrs. Brown—May I offer you some refreshment ? -Mrs. Smith—Not for the moment, thanks. l’crhaps just before I go. Mrs. Browu—Oh do, let me get it now! Music Dealer —What is the name of the song you are looking for, Madam? Mrs: Healy—l don’t know, but it’s i the song my husband is always buy ling used cars for. f Employer—Have you ever dene nny night work? 1 Applicant—Yes, sir: I courted for two years. “Have you any bootleggers in Crimson Gnlch?” “Not to speak of," answered Cac tus .Toe. "There’s one feller that pre tends he’s a bootlegger, but he’s only inakin’ believe he’s got money in or der to get money from the bank.” Protect Your Property and Your Money house, when painted with * Marietta House Paints, is practi cally guaranteed against the ravages of fou* weather by the Marietta Service Certificate. No other paint manufac turer offers you such a certificate. Ask us about it today. Concord Paint& Paper Company 342 N. Church Street Phone 18L MARIETTA PAINT | Sfc “T? SERVICE STAfTOtt EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO ’ReA’DiNid TH'e ant* ~ I WANT You “TO ttAX> AM A'RTVCUS IN IT MATRIMONY. ___ Cutest Things ffew York Daily Mirror, i - Saving Tire Evidence- Mother—Johnny, you’ve been fight ing again. Look at yourself; you’ve lost two teeth. Johnny—No . mother, I haven’t. Here they are in »y pocket. A Tactful Defective. A few evenings ago I was visiting the house of a new acquaintance. They have a daughter tax years old. I met the little girl and asked her. “My dear, I suppose you are a great help to your mother?’ “Oh yes,” he re plied. “today it’s my turn to eodat the spoons after you have gone.” Past and Flagg’s Cotton Letter. New York. Mnreh 31.-—The mar ket has ruled steady at a moderate decline from the top of the present: movement. Scattered longs have pre ferred to even their accounts prior to the three days holiday and their efforts in that direction hayc been helped a'ong by beurfeh professional traders. Their action is not sur prising as there is nothing in the situation as yet to create a demand that will follow advances though it is believed that Unless the weather during the holidays proves decided ly more favorable- than of late the demand will broaden out next week and carry prices higher. Spot advices show a slight im provement in some quarters and it is believed that mil's still have a good deal to buy to rover their orders which are reliably stated to be much more numerous than commonly sup posed. Tlic outstanding feature ill that division of tile tTade is the ab sence of pressure to sell but the de mand, light as it is. scorns adequate to absorb what is offermg and hold ers are reported generally firm in their ideas and insisting on getting the real value of their cotton with out sacrificing it. If the spring proves wet and cold on the average as some have- pre dicted the surplus at the end of t.*iis season will all be needed to meet re ■ quirements and apparently holders are quite as ab'e and willing to wait on developments as are- consumers! i At nny rate the unloading predicted as the planting rsason drew near liys tot as yet materialized and there ap pear to be many waiting to buy both roods and raw material on such de clipes as may occur. POST AtfD FLAGG. I Siewart^ljP ’WASHINGTON '7M LETTERS JNoS' Senator Nye Intends to Get Action on Seme Serious Matters. BY CHARGES P. NTKW’ART NBA Service Writer Washington. March 31.—Serious ness Is IJpited States Senator Gerald P. Nye’s most obvious characteristic, at fire glance. A hgby senator —he’s a year or two older than “Young Bob” La Toi lette, but ’any senator of considerably Under 35 belongs in the baby -class— and a relative of the late Bilk Nye to boot, it wouldn’t be unnatural to ex pect to find a bit of froliesomeness in his makeup. There doesn't appear to be any of it there. There's no pomposity, either, but the senator distinctly isn’t of the mirthful type. » * * Nye is a young man who thinks for himself. You don’t talk to him long before getting that idea of him, too. He doesn't appear to be a senator for the Mere sake of being a senator, like some. He’a a senator because there are firings lie wants to accom plish and he cap accomplish them if at all, in pongress—the Sen ate or the iower bouse. They're serious things and he has them ’on his mind, which doubtless js why he's serious himself. *> * ’ As everybody will recall, there was a fight in the Senate over the ques tion of seating Nye. He came from North Dakota as n Renublicau appointee of Governor Sortie's. to sit until next November's election, in place of the late Senator Ladd, who died in office. He earoe, infnd, as a Republican. Senator Neely, a Democrat, led the fight to scat him. Senator Goff, a Republi can, led the fight to keep him out. It just goes to show how little Vne old patty labels. “Republican” and “Democrat,” mean these times. Poovey Letter Was Sent to Dr. Wil son. Washington, March 31. —-The re cent attack of Rev. W. E. Poovey. of Marion, on the Rev. Arthur Tal madge Abernethy. of Rutherford College, which wan read on the floor of the House, was made by Mr. Poovey in a letter Rev.' Clarence True Wilson. Secretary at the Board of Temperance. Prohibition nn‘d Pub lic Mora's of te Methodist Church, it wan learned today. Mr. Blanton did not read the salu tation of the letter in which Mr. Poovey called Mr. Abernethy a sot aqd a bigamist. Visitor—Your picture of the Fiery Dragon is a masterpiece. 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