Tuesday, Aprii 13, 1926
Dinner Stories
Oh Fudge.
Flapper—George, if you don’t stop
I’ll scream—l’ll call mother! Moth
er! Mother! Oh, my goodness, Geor
ge, here she oomeo. I never dreamed
she was at home!
A Feminine Discovery.
Blinks—Have women ever made
any great discoveries ?
Jinks—Well, they have discovered
it isn’t to wear clothes in
the winter to keep warm.
To Hold the Rutter.
Willie—l*a sent me for a piece of
rope like this.
Hardware Dealer—How much
does he want?
Willie—Just enough to reach from
the goat to the fence.
* High Cost of Living.
“Why so depressed. Brown?”
“The horrible cost of living, old
chap; constant bills for materials,
paint and shingling.”
"What, house?”
“Xo. Daughters.”
Setting the Example.
It came to the lot of one of the
stewards to silence her finally.
“Doesn’t this ship tip a good
deal?” she remarked timidly to that
official.
“The vessel, madam.” he replied
suavely, “is merely trying to set a
good example to the passengers.”
*\Vhfcn the Bleachers Went Wild.
Editor—“ What shall I say about,
the two peroxide blondes who made
such a fuss at the game?” Reporter
—“Why say the bleachers went
wild.”
The May Physical Culture Mag
azine, a Maefadden publication, tells
among other things, how Carl Temple,
better known as “Young. Gotch,” is
“Preparing Blue Blooded Boys to Be
Ks*d Blooded Men.” “How Cancer
Can Be Cured.” what has
compUshed through dietary treatment
and lion-surgical methods. “He
Trained for a Marathon by Fasting
Thirty Days’’ is the story of George
Haslet* Johnston, who proved that an
athlete can vvonk without eating.
“How to Reduce Easily and Safely.”
Here Bernarr Maefadden gives you
the only safe and sane, health-giving
way to reduce. "The Slave Woman”
is the tale of a poor little rich girl
and her adventures on the road to
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TODAY’S EVENTS
Tuesday, April 13, 1026
One hundred and fifty years ago to
day Washington aud the American
army arrived at New York from
Cnmbrideg.
Today is the eightieth anniversary
of the organization of tire Pennsyl
vania Kailroad Company.
The 183rd anniversary of the birth
pf Thomas Jefferson will be observed
today at the University of Virginia,
of whieh he was the founder.
Illinois holds primaries today for
the nomination of candidates for of
fices to be tilled at trim November elec
tion. Senator William B. McKin
ley is seeking renomination.
The consecration of 'Rev. Shirley
Hall Kichulgbu as Ecinpoca] mission
ary blshbp of Kyoto, Japan, takes
place today in Holy Trinity Church,
ill Kyoto.
I The Thomas Jefferson League, re-:
l cently organised in Washington, will
I hold a Jefferson birthday celebration
tonight at which Democrats of na
tional prominent will speak.
I Prominent engineers and scientists
: from fourteen nations will ga'/ier in
I New York today for the opening of
j the Third luti'inntioiial'"Conferencc
] on Standardization, to be held in con
junction with the sessions of the In
ternational EilcbttotWlinicil Cbfnmis-
I sion.
I
Mount Pleasant is Winner By 16 to
3.
j Mount Pleasant, April Mb —Bel-
mont Abbey lost to Mount Pleasant
i here today by the score of l(i to 3.
| The fielding of Thomas, Watts 11.
and Klutt were features of the
game. Watts H., Watts M„ Allman
and Khittz. were also batting stars.
Three homers were knocked.
I Huts were first made by a Swiss
at Paris in 1404. •
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’ LETTERS
Monopolies? Alaska. Could Testify to
One or Two.
Washington, April 12.—1 f Secre
tary of Commerce Hoover disl ! ke«
monopolies as much as ho appears to
in declaiming ugalnst the monopoly of
British rubber interests, why does he
stand for them in Alaska on a scale
that enables them to ride the territory
half to death?
-The question is I)an A. Suther
land s. Sutherland's tile Alaskan ter
ritorial delegate in Congress.
"It really is a spectacle for popple
to behold," he observed in a recent
speech—"the high priest of American
monopoly twisting the British Ron's
India-rubber tail." *
If a decline in population s any
proof that a territory's being misman
aged, then Sutherland appears to
have made out a case, for Alaska’s
population lias declined in the last few
years. The delegate, however, doesn't
entirely blame monopolies and govern-.,
ment bureaus for that.
“The war started it," he’TeotplaiiJs.
“We had an unusual proportion .of
adventurous, young, husky, unmar
ried men—just the soldier type. They
began leaving, with the Canadian
forces, long before the United States
Went in.”
* * »
"Neither did they very generally
come back," ho continued. “A great
many were killed. Placer mining was
about played out, too, so, of the sur
vivors, largo numbers, once awayy
scattered to other fields.
"When the falling off bad reached
bedrdek. the territory, for various
reasons, didn't immediately begin to
fill up again.
“It will, howeve). how grade mini
eval workings are taking the place
of the placers. Anti. : n my judgment,
the cityward movement away from
the farms has nearly reached its
peak. I believe Alaska's agricultural
development isn't far in the future,"
SALISBURY’S SCHOOL
OPEN FOR INSPECTION
Jlfwny Attend House Warming of
New Half Million Dollar Struc
ture.
Salisbury, April 10— Several' thou
sand citizens attended a hiVtise warm
ling at the new $500,000 higa school
Friday evening. 'Hie entire plant
wiisthrowo open for inspectioin aud
many were the- exclamations of sur
prise and wonder not lie citizens saw
for the first time the beauty of the
building andthe wonderful equip
ment. » * - /
The liM-ge auditorium was not
sufficient for the ' audience which
crowded in to sec the high school
Children demonstrate their ability
line's ofemfcayor fester
ed by the school. Prof. John, prin
cipal of the high school, spoke of
the curriculum, am t Prof. Phillips,
mipcriuteiKlent of the city school
KVKtem, mentioned a few of the.
things the new high si'htioT will moan'
for (lie city. A modern cafeteria sup
plied supper and refreshments to
those attending the occasion. The
new school is now itx-ing used al
though,. uli departments are not
functioning'as they will when the
fall term opens;
The May issue of Own Your Own
Homo, a Maefadden publication, is
fi led throughout with, articles of in
terest to home-makers. For example,
Will jam V. Fitzgfieruld gives some
good advice to those who want to
know "Shall We Build of Brick Stuc
co, or Wood?” wh’ile "Their Adven
tures in Home Making" has to do
with flic llcaiby.s, who, tired of city
life, jump at the chance .to live iii
the suburbs. "Modern Ideals in
(iarage Piaiiuius,”> some timely hints
by Lstelie H. Hies, "The Secret of
Haviug a Velvet Lawn" is told by F.
F. I<ockwell, and Naomi Ewctt and
Adolph Meyer tell how to “Adorn
Your Lawn With a Rocky Garden."
Rev. Thomas Dixon lias returned
to the lecture platform and will
speak in Greenville at au early date.
Mr. Dixon is one of the finest plat
form artists ill the country and lie
ought not to, hide his light under a
bushel, which he has been doing for
several years.—Charity aud Children.
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