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Wednesday, April 14, 1926 Dinner Stories ' Need For Exp.anauon. Farmer's Wife (after exhibiting in incubator to a young woman hoarder) —•"This is the very make there is." Young Woman Hoarder—“ Quite interesting, but whereabouts m it loea the hen sit? Interference. Judge—“l’m surprised at yoiir' ?oing to law fcver a pig. Why don't you settle it out out of court?” "We was goin' to settle it out of r*ourt, yer honor, only a coy eoine ind pulled us apart.” Ownership Doubtful. Traffic Cop—“ Hey. you : T» that j your ear?” “Well, officer, since you ask me. j considering the fact that I still have j r >o payments to make, owe three re pair bills and haven’t settled for the new tire, I really don’t think it is.” Bright Lad. Fiir.st Bright Bad—“ls there a word in the English language that contains all the vowels?" Second Ditto— '‘Cnquestionably.” “What is it?’’ “I’ve just told you." Wasn’t Present. “And now sir,” thundered the mnsel. “tell the court what you pro doing in the interim ” never went there.” retorted the Unless indignantly. "I stayed in the Knving-room all the evening.” ■ True Story Magazine, a Maefadden publication, in its June teque. is re plete with stories of real people. Here Dolores warns how “The Easy Road” is the road to temptation and has as Its beginning fast living and its end ing in disgrace. “Love Around the ' Corner” is the story of Louise i became infatuated with Merle and! did not know the danger she was courting by meeting him outside her j home. “Fate’s Victim” was 1 Clara Webster, a graduate nurse, who writes her story as a warning to other girls to he always on their guard against Levil and the appearance of evil, while bin on g the istars shining in our Mir-; ■or of Beauty none glows with great er brilliance and winsome charm than 1 Him Wrbster. * ■ | f Sickness eouts yearly three quar-1 tors of a billion dollars among in- , dust rial wmkers in the United ! States. Protect Your Property and Your Money ~r XT OUR house, when painted with j t Marietta House Paints, is practi . [wjwu g| j pjjiy guaranteed against the ravages of JnR 0 sou! weather by the Marietta Service /UROBA pxnf Certificate. No other paint manufac- I I turer offers you such a certificate. Ash us about it today. Concord Paint& Paper Company 842 N. Church Street Phone 16L MARIETTA PAINT STATION “ t CAU.BP You nvez (aj&lc. i'm rne. owz j /vi|NuTfeS AGO i THAT £/TTS T HSH, , V(SUR VICTORcs AIN'T L 2 BRAGG TROOPS GO TO DISMANTLE CASWELL Government Win Salvage All Ma terial Possible at Fort. Fayetteville, April 112.—For the purpose of dismantling Fort Cns we 1 aitd salvaging Army material there, a convoy of t rucks and 34 en listtcd men under command of Lieul/' B. A. Tormey, 17th Field Artillery, and Lieut. G. K. Heirs, Fifth Ar tillery. left Fort Bragg this morning for the coast artillery m*st. The work is expected to require several weeks, as all material of use to the government, will be salvaged. The land on which Fort Caswell is situ ated was no d to a syndicate of Flor ida real estaate men several months afro. Lieut. Tormey will return here and Lieut. Heiss will remain in . charge of the work. Browning’s Bride Leav-s. “Perhaps Forever.” Site Says. I New York. Apr. 12. —The romance of Edward W. Browning and lift 15- year-old “Cinderel’a" bride today .tamed in all nucertaiu manner, the ! one known feet being that he came to New York and Mrs. Frances Browning left in an automobile with her mother, traveling in an opposite direction. "We’re going to be gone five nr s six days—perhaps forever,” said ! Mis. Browning's mother. I Browning had thrown off his former joviality with reporters and refused to answer questions. This at titude first was perceptible a few days ago, when, before the wedding Saturday, he said the affair was a j “closed chapter." 1 The house at Cold Springs, which he had surrounded with four pugi lists as guards, today was deserted, and the talked of honeymoon to Europe still was uncertain. Gladiolus Bulbs All Colors j Gibson Drug Store "BY CHARLES P. STEWART NEA Service Writer. Washington, April 14.-—The Fi!i pinbs think Governor General Leon ard Wood has too much power. Wood thinks he hasn't enough. Secretary of War Dwight F- Davis announced he was going over it the I’hillipplnes to find out which was right. The White House announced that, oh, no, lie wasn't; he couldn’t be spared from the War Department for so long a trip; that Carmi Thompson of Ohio was going in* stead. * * * Miieli emphasis is laid here on the J suet that Carmi Thompson is (ion-, eral \\ ood s best friend. Such being ( the ciwp. it doesn’t necessarily fol- ' lo\y that Thompson was picked to decide in Wood’s favor and against the Filipinos. If the president ex pected the Filipinos to win, it’s con ceivable that he might have been ex tra careful to choose a special com missioner who couldn’t possible be suspected <if any prejudice against Wood. However, the betting in Washing ton is that Commissioner Thomp son’s conclusions will be Governor General Wood's —that he’ll find the only thing the matter with Wood’s administration has been that he hasn’t had power enough. This ir> Washington’s hunch on general principles, and for the more specific reason that it’s ~ n finding j urge American rubber consumers! will like. The rubber interests. a£*everybody knows, want an American source of I supply. The Philippines are good is-1 lands for the purpose, but are they j American?—and can they be ce n ended on'to stay so? The rubber j folk heidfate to invest money there I 'until they’re, certain the answers to : both- these questions are safely af firmative. The Dance, for May, a Maefadden publication, unveils an intimate pic- : ture of the world’s greatest dancer in "M.v Days With Pavlowa.’’ Here Hilda Butsova, who,has long held the title of premime-dnnsouse iii Madame Pavlowa’s company lifts t'he curtain, “The Twilight of the Dance Gods” by Vera Onpary, a theory regarding mas culine arms, and feminine ankles. "Leaves From a Notebook” in which we delve toto the classic and romant ic dancing of southern Europe. There is a’>t> another chapter of “Masked Dancers” in which Carolyn discovers that backstage life isn't all. nig’ht clubs and bonbons. The total population of New- Foundland is scarcely equal to that of otic New York City block. Lift Off-No Pain! I > Doesn’t hurt one bit! Drop a'little “Freezone” on an aching corn, in stantly that corn stops hurting, then shortly you lift it right off with fingers. 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All Suites with loose spring filled cushions, spring edge, and quality construction throughout. H. B. WILKINSON Out of the High I ton I District, Where Parking Space Is Plentiful and time unlimited. Concord Kannapolis, Moorcsvtllc China Grove ;|J Hot Water This gas hot water heater and housewife. Apply a »TW." .. match and in a few minutes _. J steaming hot water will run uaC-I from the faucet—enough sos the dishes, for a baui, etc. dHHKagffitii Let us install one for you. Pays for itself quickly. E. B. GRADY PLUMBING AND HEATING DEALER Office and Show Room 39 E. Corbin St. Office Phone 334 W THE DAILY TRIBUNE j THE PROGRESSIVE FARMER 1 BOTH ONE YEAR AT THE FOLLOWING PRICES: In State outside Concord $5.25 ~j The Progressive Farmer is the best farm paper published, and its m ■j price is SI.OO a year. J You need not pay for the Progressive Farmer at the same time you 1 >j o“'’ I° r The Tribune. We will get it for you a whole year at any time | ■j on payment of only 25 cents. I lay your subscription to The Tribune to any contestant, but I d come to The Tribune office to pay for your Progressive Farmer. 1 El I PAGE SEVEN
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