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Dinner Stories
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Sf A certain rather irritable supcrln
■ tondent, visiting a school, was wor
■ ried by the noise of the scholars in
■ the belt room. At length, unable to
■ bear the uproar any longer, tie op
■ ened the door and burst upon the
■ class.
1 Seeing one girl taller than the oth
■ ers talking a great deal, he caught her
■ by the arm, hustled tier to the next
■ room, and pushed her In a rbair, say-
I in *i '* Vow there and be quiet l"
Ten minutes later 4 small head rtji
peared round and door and a meek
little voice said: “Please, sir, you've
got Our teacher!”
Harding—Why dor.’t you tell peo
ple you are a good Mechanic?
Murphy—Yes, and have my neigh
bors forever wanting me to come over
and tinker with their cars? Well,
I gdess not.
Pa Not at Home.
"Harry—ls I try to kiss you, will
you call your father?
Carrie—Yes, but he's not at home.
Nothing Much to Eat.
“Father, give me some money for
an evening dress!”
"Where is the one you had?”
“A moth has eaten it!"
Quick, Watson, the Puff!
The young wife was about to un
dergo an operation for appendicitis
and. was naturally a trifle nervous.
\|"Traey, dear, «he said to her
mSsband. “I want you to stand right
by the doctor during the operation,
and hold my vanity case.”
“But. darling,” he protested, “that
can't do any good.”
"tlh, it cah’t, eh? Suppose my ap
pendix comes out shiny?”
Fixing It.
“Come on over to dinner tonight,”
invited Archie. “I’ve asked some of
the gang undthcre will be thirteen of
ÜB.”
“That’s unlucky.” objected Reggie.
“Better' invite one mpre.”
“There won't be room. You needn’t
come, I guees-”
cievta-ly Disguised.
(From Philadelphia Evening Ledger)
lalter, he told the ponce he wgs
Teddy Dorn, 42, of Newark, N. ,T.
Police said he was a wife and two
children.
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Cliargcd With inviting to Riot and
i Numerous Other Ofiensos in rPaasalc-
Pgusaie, N. J-, April 17,—A multi-
Plh'ity of charges of inciting to riot,
hostility to the government ;iud con
spiracy tonight confronted Albert
WeisbOrd, youthful .fetrike organizer.
> Rjelcaiicd iti *JE,otK) bail froife
PatwrsOh jail, penultig trial on four
such iiidictments. he was rearresttd
and TU'kpti to GarU'eld Where Police
Jndfe Richard 3. Baker 'sent him to
the Bergflfe ebuttty jail at Hacktul
sack'iii ffbfaglt tjf fSjfcOOO bnil dh S
eomplaipt of jindHljK tb ( riot. He ink
held in liis owh recognizance on a
charge Os corspfrdcy fend ocstructjbir
of propAty. ,
The charge of inoiting to riot
grew out of a .qieech made by Weis
boril nt Eelihortt Park, Garfield, on
April 0, in which the authorities ac
cused him of saying:
“No ocafc« wjn be allowed to en
ter the mills. You inust meet them
on the streets or at, their homes or
on trolleys and busses and handle
them as you know hoVv.”
Efforts of Wpisbord’s attorneys to
have the amount of bail reduced fail
ed.- Judge Baker said that he felt
that whether or not a crime had
been committed the matter should be
investigated by the -grnhd jury.
“We can hot hnvh edntlnuM pod
deliberate sttemiite to intimidate
people and destroy property." he
said. “To put an end to this I'feel
U»nccessary to hold the defendant in
#20,000 bail.”
Chronometer Tell* Speed of Base
ball Being Thrown.
New York, April 17.—Speed, al
ways factor in major league biisebnll,
this year has beeii put to new tests
in the training camps through in
troduction of a chronometer to time
the flight of the thrown ball.
It was found that sip-tenths of n
second were required by catchers to
throw to second base, while the same
time was consumed to shoot the
sphere from first to third base. Short
stops took five- tenths of a second
to throw to first base and sefcnd
.basemen required four-tenths to
send the ball to the snhie bag.
The flight of a fast ball from thfe’
pitching slab to the catcher was
three-tenths of n second-
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The Queen of the Be’gians is one
of the best dressed of the royal Wom
en of Europe She chooses her clothes
With great taste, and wears them In
away that is the admiration of eveh
the great dressmakers in Paris.
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Washington, April it—“Free'
, speech ia safe: it pays," H. L. Menck
\ en told me, in a talk I had with him,
‘at his'(game in Baltimore.
Indications are that he's going to
t have a chance to test this theory
thoroughly. He's won the first round
, of hi** "Hatrack” fight but fnere may
, prove to be a good many mare to
come. ' ’ 1
The post office department h*as
i barred his “Antiigican Mercury” from
the mails. Now, the post office de
partment is different from a court
of law, state or federal. It's pretty
much a law unto itself.
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- Mencken, personally, is just like
his magazine. He’s a nice chap to,
meet, lie's extremely interesting and
he’6 hospitable and polite, but tiis
conversation is one uninterrupted
roast of the entire universe—not a
single good thing in it, according to
H. L.
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If he ever docs say a good w.ord for
anything, it invariably is preliminary
to some qualification which makes it
the reverse.
To illustrate:
In this Interview lie. .gave to ine.
this country, he observed, is the most
wohderful place on earth for making
plenty of money easily. Sounds
complimentary to the country, what?
Well. wait.
“Mind you,” he added, “I think "all
this prosperity will blow up present
ly, but it will last my time.” .
Allha Williams, Whose Truffle is
Stamped on Silver Dollars. Passes.
Philadelphia April 17.—Miss An
na W- Williams, retired public
school teacher, whose profile as the
hgooddcqß of liberty” is stamped on
the silver dollar 'led at her horde to
day. Shh- Was BS.
Miss Williams' hip was broken
ast December and she had been con
fined to her bed ever since. Death
was due to apoplexy. She had lived
with her niece, Miw Catherine C.
Wiriaina, since her retirement in
1924.
Miss Williams was principal of
the girjs school at the house of re
fuge here when she was chosen in
1878 to be the model for the god
desK on-, the silver dollar. "Her profile
was considered the most perfect that
could be found nt the time. Only
updn condition that her identity
•<h< uld not be revealed would Miss
Williams consent to have her like
ness stcamped upon tbo .ne>v silver
dollar the tredMm-y hlld dccfded '.o
mint. '
Five Room Cottage Stolen.
Knoxville. Tcnn.. April 17.—Horse
thieves have been lmngcd in Texas,
love pirates have been slain by irate
husbands, .but it remained for Nosli
vUlgeto likclgrth,A house tltief.
Q rl. Kfjftedyr Jdlln Oman and
G. L. Kennedy were made defend
ants in a chancery court suit, charg :
ed with having wrongly made off
with a whole 5-room cottage.
They were accused of having re
moved the house to another part of
the city- An injunction was granted
J. W. Draughon, complainant, pre
venting the alleged "cottage bandits”
from disposing of the property.
When n party drives past a nlraP
Swedish school at recess time, the
youngsters erthic to attention, bring
thoir Wooden Shoes together with a
clatter, bow and doff their bats.
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