Thursday, April 22, 1026
Dinner Stories
Eating Wool.
“I wish you wouldn’t knit at meals.
I can’t tell where my spaghetti leaves
off and your sweater begins." v
, TnUße Note.
■f ‘ I have a terrible rumbling on my
stomach/ ItV like a wagon going
over a bridge."
“It's most likely that truck that
you ate this morning for breakfast.”
Her Long Salt.
Son can’t blame a spinster for be
particular; if the hadn't been
particular she wouldn{t be one.
r*e No Hooks. ,
"Harold says that all he wants is a
chance to express himself.”
“Fine! Where to?”
Dorothy had been praying-each eve
ning at bedtime for a baby sister. The
other day her mother while reading
the paper exclaimed: “I see Mrs.
Smith has a little daughter.”
“How do you know that, Mamma?”
Dorothy inquired.
"It aays so in the paper, dear.”
Her, mother read f “Born on July
2nd, to Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Smith,
a daughter.”
Dorothy thought a moment and
then said: "I know what I’m going
to do. I’m going to stop praying ,
daddy to advertise in' the pa
per.”
*' Cop Not on the Job.
Imagine the surprise of a Washing
ton resident when, answering thedoor
htll, he was confronted by a hurley
policeman who demanded to know
why he had not responded to a sum
mons to traeffi court which was post
ed on hie auto a few days before.
The autoist was able to explain
that hie car was stolen the night be
fore it was tagged for parking in vio
lation of police regulations and that
the police department knew, of the
theft. The policeman now began to
feel like 30 cents for it was he who
had tagged the car, not realizing that
it was stolen and that he had its
numer pasted in his hat at the time.
Five Stateb, Florida, Alabama, In
diana, West Virginia and lowa,
have placed no legal limitation on
the hours of labor of women in in
dustry.
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and Your Money
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Meet Paul Nesbitt, captain and star
sprinter of the Beloit College track
team. For two years he’s met defeat
but once in the 100 and 220-yard
dashes. He’s also a member of th»
half-mile relay quartet. This is hie
last season at Beloit.
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BY CHARLES P. STEWART
NEA Service Writer '
Washington, April 21.—The can
niest politician at the capital, if you
ask him whether his polities are Dem
ocratic or Republican, will smile and
answer: •*
“I’-se a servant of the people. Sir,
juet a servant of the people.”
That’s Harry, doorkeeper and mes
senger of the House ways and means
Committee. His full name is Harry
Parker, although- few know anything
but the Harry. * Ever since William
McKinley was chairman of the ways
and means committee, for 38 years,
Harry has served the people as guar
dian of the committee door.
Sunshine Politics
“Folks come here to work who
talk’s a lot about being Republicans
or Democrats,” says Harry, and he
doesn t mean the elected members of
Congress although he could, with rea
son. “And pretty eoon .they come
walking by all dre seed up and they
tell Romebody, ‘I USED to have that
job right there.’ My politics is just
to scatter sunshine and be a servant
of the people, and I still got mv
job.”
Harry was horn- at Washington's
home. Mt. Vernon, where his father
was a .watchman for many years.
Presidents' leaders in Congress and
other distinguished personages have
been his friends all his life. He has
a sweeping familiarity with the per
sonalities and incidents of two gen
eration of public life, and his mem
ory for aequantanees is astounding.
The other day he .called without
•hesitation the name of a man who re
turned after seventeen years absence,
and the man had been merely a con
gressman's secretary. —-
Aliens comprise 23 per cent of the
prison population of New York
State, costing the taxpayer* #7,000,-
000 a year. Os the criminally insane
3o per cent are aliens.
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Mr*. Henrietta T Hargrove, 30. wife
of an Elmira (N Y / high school
teacher, has not been seen tor foui
weeks, sniff* relatives fear she has
been afflicted by amnesia. This pic
ture shows her as ehe looked on the
day Os bar disappearance.
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W. J. HETHCOX
Chicken Feed
Baby Chick time is here and
vve arc here with the Right
Feeds.
Buttermilk Starting Mash for
* Baby Chicks
Buttermilk Growing Mash
For the Larger Chicks, and
Buttermilk Laying Mash
For liens
Also Good Scratch Feeds
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BATTERIES
Big Price Reduction on Batteries for Fords and
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