Friday, May s& } 192 d
Dinner Stories
Boarder —What's for breakfast?
[am.and eggs again?
Maid —No, sir, not ham and eggs
tis morning.
Boarder—Thank the stars. What
it?
Maid—Only ham.
Teacher—ls you don’t behave, I’ll
ave to send a note to your father.
. Johnny—You better not, teacher,
la’s awful jealous.
Mrs. Jones—May I offer you some
■freshnients? ,
Mrs. Onjy —Not just now, perhaps
?fore I gov
Mrs. Jogds—Oh, do let me get it
' JW.
Jack —Did you hear my last song?
Margaret—l hope so.
Son —Ma, did you ever hear a■
•' ibbit bark?
Mother—Why, no, dear. Rabbits j
' »n’t bark./
Son—But, Ma, this book says that
1 ibbits eat cabbages and bark. ~ |
He—Darling, I shall be miserable
II the time I’m away from you. j
She—ls I could be sure of that I
rould be so happy. j
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I Employer: “You want me to raise
salary eh? Give me at least
'iMffJPreasons.”
Oferk: ‘Twins."
"Mother,” said little Bobby, burst
! into the house all out of breath, j
here's going to be a peck of trou-:
t down at the grocer’s. His wife's I
t a babjy girl and he's had a ‘Boy
knted’ sign in the windoV for a
eek.”
After years of endeavor the per
ettial motion inventor met with sric
■ss, and came hurrying home with
ockets bulging with money. Te joy
usly strewed banknotes in his wife's
ip, crying: “Now. at last, my dear,
ou will be able to buy some decent
lothes.”
“I'll do nothing of the kind," was
lie sharp retort. “I'll get the kind
liat other women are wearing?”
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Country Cured
Meats
HAMS SIDES SHOULDERS
We always buy all the well cured,
nicely trimmed country .cured moats
that comes on thie market.
The lot we have now is just the fin
est yet. Sell you whole hams or
illeed hum.
The finest country cured side to
Blico just* like you want it. It's fine.
Talk about Western Bacon. We
have justr 1 the freshest, thickest, cheap
esifcSmd best at all times.
TBany gifher good tthings to eat.
CLINE & MOOSE
"Phone 339
I*. S. Phone 339. We deliver
quick everywhere.
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"Protect Your Property
and Your Money
F'’*' ll ' VT’OUR bouse, When painted with'
I H Marietta House Paints, is pnacti-
I jg I cally guaranteed against the ravages of
-V 11 foul weather by the Marietta Service
v fIBRORA FiM Certificate. No Other paint nanufac
hirer offers you tuck • certificate. Ask
*—7 «* about it today.
Concord Paint&Paper Company
342 N. Church Street Phorn I6L
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PA WASN’T DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION
. \ 1g if I'll LET 4 BURSL^I
TWO ARE JAILED FOR
ROBBING BUND MAN
Persuaded Him to Go Swimming
and Then Rifled His Pockets of
More Than SIOO.
Wilmington, jlay 27.—Mack and
Mose Tyson are in jail in default of
bond charged witlf'having robbed the
pockets of Hines Faulk, a blind man,
after they had persuaded him to go
shimming with them in a creek jqst
outside the city limits. The Tysons
are alleged to have removed more
than SIOO from the blind man’s
. pockets, all of which has been re
covered by the police, having been
surrendered by the Tysqns with the
statement that they were playing a
joke on the man.
The money, saved from the sale of
small articles on the streets in tlje
downtown district, was being hoard
ed for the purpose of paying for an
operation. All the parties arc white
and Frank is well known in the
city. j—
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i Fenner anil Beane’s Cotton Letter.
| New York May 27.—Additional
'conditional estimates continued
drought in eastern states and fear
.unfavorable weather developing in
‘ west in next day or two Checked
short selling and kept cotton mar
ket steady. Many complaints are
1 coming out of east of delayed germ
ination at this late date on account
]of lack of moisture. On top of this
| temperatures in drought section
have averaged around 100 degrees
for two days with many points get
ting 101 and 102. Effect of this is!
to dry out soil further and adds
trouble on eastern producers. Rains
were reported in Terns Panhandle
| and western Oklahoma. Showers at
: this stage would be considered bene
| fleial over large portions of the west
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Special -
Saturday
Only
$4.95 Hats for
$1.98
Millinery Dept. ji
i MISS ALLIE LEGG. Prop- 5
Phone 830
while another period protracted
rains would be determinal. The con
dition . figures issued today range
from 68 to 60.8 compared with a
ten year average of 71.0. Trading is
rktructed on desire of trade to get
more light 'on crop. Its condition is
generally acknowledged to be low
and further unfavorable weather
ought to have a stimulating effect.
FENNER AND BEANE.
TODAY’S EVENTS
Friday, May 28. 1*26
The Roman Catholic diocese 'of
Sacramento observes its 40th anni
versary today.
Centenary of the birthof Benjamin
Grata JJrown, the Missouri statesman
fenj was tlie 'DeYnooraffc candidate
ter vice president on the ticket with
Horace Greeley. “ <
‘ The Crown Prince and Crown
Princess of Sweden on this, the first
f»j of their Stay in Washington will
De received by President Coolidge at
Sie White House.
The borne of the Boston National
League baseball club will be the scene
of notable ceremonies today when a
memorial tablet will be unveiled in
honor of the late Cnristy Mathewson,
one of the most beloved players of
the national game.
T'neodore Douglas Robiusou, as
sistant secretary of the 'navy, will
be the guest at the annual gradua
tion exercises (jf (he Newport Navql
War College today, when he will de
liver the principal address and award
diplomas to the graduates.
Boy Browned While in Bathing hi
Pwgd-
Gastonia, May 27.—Glenn Garner,
ltiryoar-old adopted son of Lee Gar
net .at .the Mountain View mills was
drowned late yesterday while swim
ming with a number of boys. He
went under in 12 feet of water, it
was stated, and was not reached in
time to be saved. The boys were
swimming in a small inlet of the
PPfid.
The body was recovered about one
our later. It was brought to the sur
face by Carl Mullinax, aged 15. The
Mtollinax boy almost gave out in
his efforts arid himself was carried
to. the bank by J. W. House. Mullin
ax dove three times before he could
gain a good hold on the body.
Make First Purchase in Smokies
Mountains-
Asheville. May 27. —Arrangements
for the first purchase of lands for the
national park in the great Smoky
mmftitains will likely bbe made in
Asheville early in June, when the
members ofthe holding corporation's
funds, which have been’raised for the
park, will meet, it was learned to
day.
State Senator Plato: Ebbs was op
timistic today in commenting on the
work which is going forward with
the object of carrying to a success
ful conclusion the movement to -
create the national park in the great
Smoky mountains.
Two small girls were playing to
gether one afternoon in the park.
. “I wonder what time it is,” said
one of them, at last.
"Well, it can’t be four o'clock yet,”
replied the other with a, ..magnificent
k(gic, '‘because my mother said' I
was to be home at four—and I'm not ”
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FINALS AT DAVIDSON
WILL START SUNDAY
The Baccalaureate Sermon Will Be
Preached by Rev. E. A. Penick, of
Charlotte.
Davidson, May 2T.—The graduating
exercises at Davidson College begin
Sunday, May 3Qth, with the bacca
laureate sermon at 11 o’clock in the
morning, to be delivered 'by Right
Rev. E. A. Penick, Episcopal bishop
of the diocese of North Carolina,
whose home is in Charlotte.
The second even of the graduation
exercises will be at 8 o’clock Sunday
night, when Prof. K. J. Foreman, o#
Davidson, professor of Bible and pftii
losophy in this institution, will deliv
er the annual sermon before the Y.
M. C. A. He is one of the youngest
professors of Davidson, is a clear
thinker and a strong speaker.
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
will see the commencement exercises
EDUCATING A FUTURE BANDIT
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cyjil
continued, with the diplomas award
ed Wednesday morning,., The pro
gram for the events fol-
Monday. May 31st—
-5:30 i). m.—Senior class exercises.
8 :00 p. in.—Dramatic Club presen
tations.
10:00 p. m.—General fraternity re
ceptions.
Tuesday. June Ist , *
4:30 a. in.—Meeting of board of
trustees.
J2:15 p. m.—Annual literary ad
dress —A. M. Scales, Greensboro.
■1:30 p. m.—Annual alumni lunch
eon.
Annual meeting of alumni associa
tion.
“Liza. you remind me to’ the world
of brown sugar.”
. “How come, Sam?”
“You are so sweet and so uurefin
ed.” y v
Eat More Fish
Better Than Pork For Hot
Weather and Cheaper
We have Extra Nice Speck
led Trout, Gray Trout, Rock
Fish and Butter Fish.
Sanitaiy Grocery
Co.
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h - TO FEED YOUR HORSES AND MULES 1
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