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>aton%, : Juae-5 r 1926 Bail# News Letter (ksnp aPStaff CkmpaM; at fMd Outlet J\‘pjt fit fvpJt By International News Service.) Paris, June 5. —Golf a shop jf:is <mc of the latest sports in iris. One of tbe largest department I Ten in the I‘urin shopping district s established n large flat roof-ter- PC on which it has laid out a mini use "green" and a cage in which sons are given by a first-rate pro- Mional. Tea-tables are close at tld and-from the hours of 3 to it, e roof is very gay with Paris’ most 4p»nable women. As an additional Unction to earnest students of the me. the management has instituted de correction.” The learner • mlnied while making a shot and the flint is thrown on the reeii, the professor points out the od and bed strokes. A great “golf ***’’ is beiiig planned with prizes K diluting to 4.000 francs, winding "with a big luncheon on the arse. I A standard step for the tango was 'elded upon by the delegates qf venty-two countries assembled in a mclave in the French capital to sit i judgment on modern dances and ttled which ones cun be considered titable to the best people. It is now [reed that everybody must dance ic tango in the same way. No fancy eps arranged at wifi. The one-step, | fox-blues,. paso-doble, soottischc and j java received general endorsement i lin d after n long discussion, the i Charleston was finally admitted to the selected list. It was, however, particularly censored by the profes sors and told it must behave and gain correctness or it would be bar red from the best circles. “Please don’t die on Sunday,’’ read the curious notice put np by Monsjeur Hocgue before his phar macy which hO was obliged to shut up because of the new Sunday dos ing InVv In order in Paris. Ik) protest against trie new ruling whiejh lie considers very unjust, he transformer his simp into a little mortuary chapel with all the it*uni sombre drolleries and taper* that trie usod for Frencji funerals. A fcttnb waa set ',up with the following i epitaph : i”*Herp lies tlife;,bodies or a Coctpr "fy ,l kit fimt-clttss as-j sidtent. tfnciiaiMgk'this day after a loag and illness, rendered in curable State Council and Setae Tribunal.” Be.ow the epitaph was the warn ing: w Sick People, Please Don’t Die on Sunday.” Hide your arms is the order of Monaeigncur Izart, archbighop of It. ivbo finds that most de thc women are growing very - the question of clothing. He ■won’t forbid them to appear.! church wi(h. shorn locks, but ; befogth prohibits very low hare 'rtrms and knee-length fc "Sejaahie Itetigen.se- lie is following ortler: inspect to God's .no longer enter except” jtpetr most modestly; consequently ( irbidden for them to present „ res and short skirts.” ' will the women do now, is < i»tion. They will undoubtedly I Worship at another parish inch rules do not exist, is the L, »T«1 in Barrel of Liquor, jij tnteniational News Service) ! lia, Fla., June 4.—Believe it Ella (’larissy, negress, was 1 in a barrel of liquor. >arrel into which she ,fell was j ito the ground. It'’contained nting. intoxicating mash. The apparegfly toppled over ’ into' rel when, she attempted to dips the liqni(l with a cup. ■veral gallons ljad been, taken e barrel,-officers expresed’ she lat tbp woman was drunk, She n arrested > litre several times' J ution of the prohibition law. her (having just received a 5 lk coat from father) —"What I sec is how a wonderful fur J ic from such a low,- sneaking 1 —"I don’t ask for thanks, * it I really insist on respect." • POLLY ADN HER PAIS THAT'S PA'S BAD LUCK j Dinner Stories V-. Mistress —I should like to know who business that policeman has in my kitcheu every night of the week? Pretty Servant—Well, ma’am, I think be susiiects me of neglecting my work. Little Mother-!—Would you like a dolly like one of those? Little I laughter—Np—don’t want any; I want one with bobbed hair. Asker—How is Mrs. Fox Trot;’! heard she was sick? Teller—l understand she is at that j-uncertain point where she is just able to go to a dance but not well enough to do housework yet. Visitor—And do you sit here day by day painting nothing but animal I pictures? Schram, the artist—Well, on Fri days I paint fish. “Do you think debate In Congress ought to be limited?” “Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. “I'd have spared many an anxious moment If I had been prevented from making some of my earlier speeches.” “I’ve had Co keep that car in the garage ever since the day I bought it from you—the Ibing won’t go." “Well, sir, you remember you said you wanted a car that wouldn't use uracli gavtoline.” "I don't suppose you keep anything so civilized as dog biscuits hi thisOuc horse. run-down, jay town, do you?" the tourist snarled. “Oh, yes, stranger," the village mer chant rcsimiided, pleasantly. ’’Quite a few\folks like you come through from the city, and we aim to have every thing called for. Have ’em in a bag or cat 'em here?" Fortune Teller—l sec great trouble —you will suffer from it for 15 years Victim—Good gracious—and after that? Fortune Teller—Afterwards you will not suffer so much, for you will Have got used to it. "Who was thp most noDiilar girl at the dance last night?” "I don't know, but her dress looked like it would full off any minutes." Tile young wife noticed a hair on the sleeve of her husband's cost, mid picking it off, said: "George, what does ■ this- mean ?" "Don't-.worry about that, dear.” lie replied,''glibly.; ’’it’s far too long to be a woman’s.” Fannie—l had men running after me long before, I met you. Orrin—You’d have them running after you still if I did n t pay your bills every month. | "Why do her people object to him?" “There are seven in ’.le'r-familv and his ear holds only six.” iwr i . -i i’.u . 'iiT pi i) iifii i ’ <«i >i» mi ———— - gr HTTLE JULIUS SHEEZEB mmv • fSSflfe] lurssnn IllteJ F - ***»<!«> wj j 1 ; 1 \ 1 i™ m j Embarrassing Moments I New York D*iy Mirror. r ' " i A Forced Confession. I I was at a friend's house tor sop -1 tier, and was introduced to a yOiftfg i man, My hostess asked me if I ■ had I got a position, and as I didn’t cara r to admit that I was opt of work 1 * replied that I had got a very good po tation at a liotpl. mentioning the name t of a well known hotel, ”t don’t knfiw about that," • chimed in the young man, “I’m employment manager there f and l l don't remember hiring you.’ * i Os course I had to admit that I ■ had told an untruth. S’ 1 An Obliging Young Man. Coming to work on the "L" this morning -I started to read a book Which a young man sitting beside me held In his hand. I grew interested | and as he started to turn the page I said, "Just a minute, I haven’t fin ished.” The yonng man turned to b ia<? and replied, “Certainly, anything to oblige a lady." » USE PENNY COLUMN—IT I At S 4 - - - ■ ’ 1 . * . . I. THE CONCORD &AILY TRIBUNE j GOOD ROADS—LESS LIQUOR I Mr. Holder Says Good Roods Are Making Georgia Dryer. (Hy International News Service) - Waycross. Ga„ June 4.—Good roads—less iiquor. just what’s making Georgia dryer good roads. If you don't be lieve it, just usk John N. Holder, chairman of the State Highway Board. ’Good roads in Georgia, jtarticu larly in the mountain section, arc cur tailing the manufacture and transpor- of illicit whisky,’’ Holder said on a tisiOfo-Wa.vernzs. - HidUer used Atlanta as an example. Prohibitioii officers there, he said, are enabled by good roads to oave liead (juarttrri and 1 get into the mountain sect tons —generally regarded as tbe stronghold of the moonshiners—in less tbau two hours. This, he said, en abled officers to cope with the liquor situation much quicker than when the roads were in bad condition. But this is not ail. There is, Hold er pointed ont, another phase of the good roads question which affects the manufacture of moonshine. Farmers have found ready sale of tbeir corn to ’Shine manufacturers arc now en abled to haul their produce into near by ’towns where they obtain fancy prioes. "Whr fanner who heretofore has foDawcil he /Path of leaat resistance ! attd Bold corn to distillert*, or used it for *Uch himself, is now utilizing good roads and selling his gra'n for legiti mate use,” Holder concluded. TODAY'S EVENTS. Saturday, June 5. 1926. Centenary of the birth of Samuel M. L. llarlow. famous New York lawyer and at -one time controlling owner of the New York World. At a Democratic proniary today the voters of North Carolina will choose a United States senator for | the Beat now filled by Lee S. Over- j map. Tbe annual June Week at the United Ktaes Military Academy be-1 gins today and will culminate in the graduation exercises one week hence.' The Crown Prince and Crown I Princess of Sweden and their party j are to be the guests of the Swedish chart-lies of Greater New Y'ork to day. The wedding of Mies Anna Eleanor Roosevelt, daughter of the former Ass (stunt Secretary of the Navy and Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Mr j Curtis IK Dali will take place today at the home of the parents at Hyde Park, N. Y. , The eighth Pan-Sokol Congreus. at tended by delegations of gymnasts from all over Europe and America, will be opened today at Prague, the capital of the Ozecho-Slovakian Re public, and continue until the first week of July. Five Hundred invitations have been issued by (Governor Smith of New York and Mrs. Smith for the marriage of their daughter, Emily, and Major John Adams Warner of Rochester, which is to take place to day in the Cathedral of the Im maculate Conception at Albany, with (Cardinal Hayes of New YoA Ctyy as 11be celebrant of the nuptial maos. An official in an certain Canadian Jtown, writes an Ottawa reader, noti lield a citizen that his license to 1c pep j a cow had expired. 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