PAGE TEN [ -®«% i®* v ■"/ W|riU>vu' I pflSer Wfottp a/* Staff Correspondent* F at 9Md Centers cf Population f By H. R. KMCKERBOCKKR || International News Service Staff Eli- :« Correspondent. ||»jStoSeow. June 29. —When the Mos- E'.<9r housing shortage and the Slavic p! temperament are combinetl with the feT passions of love and jealousy, t'jere ji sometimes ensues the sort of a drama 1 Vfhieh has just been brought to a By close here with the sentencing of ™ SJikolai Koneff to one year's impris- K„ Ofcment for biting of the nose and r'ng out the eye of his sweetheart former wife Xita Riolina. K 'Until were students, Nikolai ill a H *»ftbfak” or workers faculty, and Jsta in the law school of the Mos-1 j cjw I'lli versify. Nita had a room, IJ I bpt Nikolai had not. k'i fleeting at a party of the “Korn- | abmolsi” or Communist Youth In-1 j teriiational. they fell in love. With in a week the lucky Nikolai was.; s’ sharing Nita'a room, duly registered as her husband. ; '.But this Spring did its deadly work, and a short while ago Nita, discovering that Nikolai loved an otbei*. divorced him and threw him Out of her quarters. Cuable to find <>thor lodgings. Nikolai returned and begged forgiveness. Ilis former wife Was adamant. after a week of sleeping E op benches, Nibalai chine in one cve- Sg announced to Nita : “If you don't Ipt me come back I’ll bite off your ttose and gouge out your eye.” At fhis critical moment the telephone mng, and Nita, answering, begged friend to call the militia. Nikoiai, jerking ,the telephone from her, as sured the friend that ”1 was only liking. I couldn't harm a hair on her head. I love her too much. Em leaving now.” r ““Whereupon Nikolai put up the re ceiver, said. “Now just one goodbye kiss,” and suddenly hit off her nose. he gouged out one eye, slashed t her cheek with a pen-knife, and de parted. In consideration of the fact tjmt he acted under strong emotion, having been without a room, the court f fct him off with one year imprison ment. I. Rewards of the academic life and TTTJ.IK THE TOILER WHEN MAC IS BOSS Ll -o<* thei voo've” beem C_. (th amvcs tustl If I'm "ivi chaeqe | ( CM, assenTl dear. ‘tu.ue - \ vfose you it OFFICE THIS AFTERWOOM, MAC-I M \MORKIMO MEEV L. 1 THE SAME HERE- you're I WoO FUMMVI TIME IS TAKEM UP WIW 50 Hskuk'SV'.si I«s?ht ess."ans?l asmwrsswsssssri JERRY ON THE JOB THERE’S NO GREAT RUSH | POLLY AND HER PALS THE MIDNIGHT SUN tVMnaafc T ‘ 605h!soKrrfTasthe fm\ [askmo. HEKtfxosi \ lqai. sfoi\ejo| [ f ~ ~ " >— CJ lEvuJ' > * X) Wsou) a■ / 1 < up \*tk& middle C HEN THEtteTN ) W MM'W*xweAOYod 1 . _— =====( w «r's «e DOSiV «er- , p &a = s =s aa- _, ) i-wtlBE YCd» WWWA o ***?* y *y E kV—S WOMT-Ml 1 /70,0« r A O • *> —■ \ WS ? a.,i -sy>*y, V SNrEZEft - ~ n »ak« tKi-AUvejf IfWH/ HE'S »hf H6 'i BQE " I) AMO VESTERPA'f l_T A St/RE DO f OLD Pal of pe HOSPITAL, f . tellin* me foh oe T ■ have no other means of support. Their inferior physical condition has aroused an agitation within the com munist party to increase their allow ances. Whatever soviet professors may have to suffer, they rarely meet the sort of demands made on soviety phy sicians. Anna Michailovna, a wom an worker in the city of Kanvin, hav ing been refused a sick leave by the medical commission of her factory, appealed to the insurance bureau, strictly composed of proletarians, with the rftarge that the physicians on the commission were all drunk. The insurance bureau hailed the physicians before them immediately, called in other doctors, and had the suspects examined for intoxication. Not satisfied with the report “No signs of alcohol,” the chairman of the insurance bureau called for a <]*♦».- JBe TOE CONCORDEDAIPr TRIBUNE stomach pump. TVn. against the indignant protests of the physician*, he forced each in turn to swallow tue pomp, surrender his dinner and have it examined by a chemist for traces of alcohol. The chemist hav ing reported no signs of liquor, the insurance bureau finally released the physicians and Anna Bichailovna went without her holiday. The Quota Club International, Ine., the largest organization of women in the propfessions and executive busi ness positions in America, was found ed by Miss Wanda Frey Joiner, of Syracuse, N. Y. Miss Joiner is president and general manager of a paint and varnish firm. To reduce the number of street accidents Paris has decided to instal elevated moving sidewalks at busy crossings. Dinner Stories j MIMICS—■ 4 Orrin—l think Pit run my wife for !. congresswoman, Joe—Why? Orrin—Well, because she is so [ bandy introducing bills into the house. May—By the way, dear, how do ? you like your new doctor? Belle—Oh. he's a perfectly charm -1 ing man—always so cheerful and good-natured. He takes life so eas t ily!” “Am dere anybody in de congrega tion that wishes prayer for deir fail in's?” asked the colored minister. “Yassnh,” responded Brother Jones. £ “Ah’s a spen’thrif, an - Ah tbrdws b mail money 'round reckless like.” “Ve’y well, we will join in prayer !fo’ brotheh .Tone* —jes' aftah da col-! lectiou plate '.iavt> beep passed." j First Bum —I sure am overworked ■ these days. Second Ditto —WhaJ are you do ing? i First —Oh, thla and that. Second—When? First—Now and then, i Second—Where? First —Here or there. Second—Well, you sure do need a I vacation. > Mr. Jones—l'm "going to bring young Fergußon home tonight. Mrs. Jones—Why, we haven’t a thing to eat in the house, the cook is in a bad tember, baby has whoop ing cough, and mother is coming! i Mr. Jones —Yes, that’s why I’m going to bring him'home ! _lhe young • fool is thinking of getting married. dlC^P—a A Good Investment “Ruswin” .Builders ’ Hardware—The importance of locks and finishing hardware cannot be over-emphasised. Nothing in a building geta more usage. Russwin Cast Bronse locks and Finishing Hardware - will add lots to yodr comfort, convenience and security. Let us show you the full, line of Locks, Knobs, Escutch eons and Fasteners for all kind of doors and windows. “To Russwin-Ize is to Economize.” Ritchie Hardware Co. 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