UNIVERSITY DIRECTORY. GENERAL ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. Chas. R. Turner, President. Worth McAllister, Secretary and Treasurer, UNIVERSITY FOOT-BALI, TEAM. , Captain Charles Baskervillei Manager. L. I. Guion, Assistant, Manager. UNIVERSITY BASE-BALL. TEAM. J. M. Oldham, Captain, C. R. Turner, Manager. R. L. VanLandingham, Ast. Manager. UNIVERSITY GLEE CLUB. Darius Eatman, President and Leader. Fred. F. Bahnson, Manager. . Prof. K. P. Harrington, Director. UNIVERSITY BANJO CLUB, H. S. Lake Leader. W. R. Webb, Jr., Temporary Manager. ELISHA MITCHELL SCIENTIFIC SO CIETY. Prof. J. A. Holmes, President; Prof. J. W. Gore, Vice-President; Dr. F. P. Venable, Secretary and Treasurer. Meets in Person Hall the second Tuesday night of each month. Journals issued twice a year. HISTORICAL SOCIETY. Dr. Kemp P. Battle, President and Cor responding Secretary: H. M. Thompson, Secretary and Treasurer. Meets at call of the President. SHAKESPERE CLUB. Dr. Thomas Hume, President; J. T. Pugh, Secretary; Jas-Sawyer, Treasurer. Meets in the Y. M. C. A. Hall the third Tuesday night in each month. Library opened one hour each day. PHILOLOGICAL CLUB. Prof. K. P. Harrington, Secretary. Meets last Friday night in every month, at various members houses. FRATERNITIES (secret). Phi Gamma Delta, Delta Kappa Epsilon From the German. "My heart a question I ask thee ; What is love, canst tell ? " "Two souls with but a single thought Two hearts one beat as well." "And say whither comes love ? " "It springs from itself alone." "Tell me how perishes love ? "Love that has vanished was none." "And what is true and holy love ? " "It self forgetful is." And when is love the deepest ? ', "When it the quietest is." "And when is love the richest?" "Tis richest when it gives." "And how is it that love speaks?', fit speaks not but only lives." Mutually Deceived. "Two souls with but a single thought Two hearts that beat as one." I wed for money, so did she And each of us had none. Sigma Nu, Kappa Alpha, Phi Delta Theta Phi Kappa Sigma, Zeta Psi, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Beta Theta Pi, Alpha Tau Omega, Kappa Sigma. SOCIETIES. Theta Nu Epsilon (secret). Pi Sigma (secret). The Order of Gimghouls, (Junior, secret). The Society meets in February and October, Banquet Thursday night of commencement, Philanthropic (secret, literary). Estab lished 1795. Meets every Friday night in the Phi Hall, New East Building. Dialectis (secret, literary). Established 1795. Meets every Friday night in the Di Hall, New West Building. University German Club. T. R. Little, president; R. T. S. Steele, vice-president; J, A. Andrews, secretary, F. N. Cooke, treas urer. Meets at call of President. Leader selected for each German. ' UNP7ERSITY MAGAZINE. Prof. Collier Cobb, Managing Editor. J. T. Pugh, Asst. Man. Editor. Editors: Di. H. M. Thompson, W. R. Webb, Jr., F. B. Bailey. Phi. F. L. Carr, E. C. Gregory, H. G. Connor, Jr. YOUNG MENS CHRISTIAN ASSOCIA TION. Geo. G. Stephens, President. Herman H. Horne, Vice President. J. A. Butt, Secretary. J. W. McAlister, Treasurer. Meets in Chapel on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, three quarters of an hour after the supper bell. TENNIS ASSOCIATION. , President. D. R. Bryson, Vice President. H. C. Bridgers, Secretary-Treasurer. CHURCH DIRECTORY. Presbyterian Church Rev. D. J. Currie Preaching every Sunday morning and night except the first Sunday in each month. Sun day school at 9:30 A. M. Prayer meeting every Wednesday night. Episcopal Church. Rev. Frederick Tow ers. Sunday services at 7. 11 and 7 o'clock. Weekly services at 4 p. m. Friday. Sunday school at 4 P. M. Methodist Church. Rev. N. M. Watson. Preaching every Sunday morning and night. Sunday school at 9:30 A. M. Prayer meeting every Wednesday night, Baptist Church. Rev. J. L. Carroll, D. D. Preaching every Sunday morning and night Sunday school at 9:30 A. M. Prayer meet, ing every Wednesday night. He held three aces against his wife- The game of course was poker. And when she called, he cried aloud, "I've triplets" just to joke her. She looked and saw that it was so And smiled the very queerest Then she murmured soft and low "I'm glad you had them dearest," Called Down. "I love you I a college boy" With rosy flush and dimple The sweet lips answered, "so it seems A freshman pure and simple ! " Ex. Change of Value. King Richard wished to trade for a horse His kingdom, going to rack. The boys now don't do that way, But spend sixty cents for a "jack" Anecdote of Gov. Swain. "GIVE THE DEVIL HIS DUE." This common phrase was turned very wittily by a member of the North Carolina bar many years ago on three of his legal brethren. Du ring- the trial of a case, Hillman, Dews and Gov. Swain, president of the University, handed James Dodge who was clerk of the Superior Court the following epitaph : "Here lies James Dodge who dodged all good And never dodged an evil", But after dodging all he could He could not dodge the devil." Mr. Dodge sent hack the. follow ing impromptu reply: "Here lies a Hillman and a Swain, Their lot let no man choose; They lived in sin and died in pain And the devil got his dues Dews." A Lost Opportunity. A certain voung man now in col lege had rather a funny experience i WY some time ago. lie was returmncr from some place of amusement with a young lady when she suddenly said "Will, I'm going to faint. " Very much taken aback Will replied " Oh, Miss Kate, Miss Kate, here's a post. " History saith not whether such heroic treatment cured the at tack or not. A Wonderful Invention. Zoology teaches us that the hairs of the head are hollow, and contain an oil that gives them life. In clipping the hair with scissors, this hollow is left open, and the hair loses its life-giving properties. I have a Machine named the Singeing machine, which removes tne nair ana at tne same time closes, up the hollow causing the hair to retain its life-giving properties, and therefore stopping the hair Irom tailing out or dying and giving it a soft life growth. Call and examine this machine and have your hair singed. Special attention given to dressing Ladies hair. Cutting hair done with exquisite and artistic skill by the old University Barber of twenty years experience. The Singeing Machine is highly recom mended by scientists throughout the coun try. Very respectfully, T. JJ. DUJNSTUJN, Professor of Tonsorial Art. The University Press Co. PRINTS Bill-Heads, Stationery, . Books, Magazines, &c, AT CHEAP RATES. C. L. LINDSAY, DEAI.BR IN Dry Goods, Notions, Boots, Shoes, Hats, Clothing, Hardware, Groceries, Car pets and Candies. Furniture A Specialty. Main Street, Chapel Hill, N. C. T. J. L.AMBE, 104 Main Street, Durham, N. C, HEADQUARTERS FOR Men's Furnishing Goods. Fine Hats, Shoes, Clothing. &c. Custom made suits a specialty. Dress Suits furnished on short notice. Salesmen will visit Chapel Hill in October with a full line of samples. Harry Howell, the University agent, receives orders at any time. Call at the store when in Durham. The First Two Volumes OP The Tar Heel. We have about ten sets of the first wo volumes of The Tar Heel with only two numbers missing. These we offer at $1.00 for the two volumes. They form an interesting record of college life. We can also fill out your set, if you have a partial one, at five cents per number supplied. Give your order to Harry Howell, Business Manager, before the supply is ex hausted. Athletic Goods. I have secured the Agency for A. G. Spald ing & Bros,, and will keep constantly on hand a full line of Athletics Goods, Sweaters, Stockings, "University Walking Shoes, Caps, Belts, Rackets, Tennis Shoes, &c. You are cordially invited to come and see my stock, whether you wish to buy or not. Goods sold at lowest cash prices. N. C. LONG, Agent ' A. G. Spalding & Bros. University of North Carolina. Offers thorough instruction in four regular courses of study, six brief courses, optional courses to suit individual needs, and profes- sionai courses in law ana ineaicine, f Tuition $60 a year; total expense $250. 400 students, 26 teachers, 40,000 volumes, 7 scientific laboratories and museums, gymna sium, athletic grounds, bath rooms (free to all.) Discipline manly, without espionage. Scholarships and loans to the needy. Tuition free to sons of all ministers, can didates for the ministry, public school teach ers, and persons under bodily infirmity. Address PRESIDENT WINSTON. Chapel Hill, N. C. A. A. Kluttz, AT THE GLASS FRONT IS HEADQUARTERS FOR All the Boolis used in the University and the Common Schools. Also stationery and students' supplies. I have a fulV line of Illalr'fl Tablets nnd Note ItookN, Wlrl'w Fountain Pens, Perfection Ntudcnts' , Lamps, Pratt's Astral OH. . A COMPLETE MNE OP Men's Furnishing Goods, Fancy Goods and Toilet Articles. Confectioneries, Fruits, Cigars and Tobacco, Jottea Meats ana Jr'icjtles. Fine Hats and Hand-Made Shoes A Specialty. Brownie" Scarf Pins, from 10c to 25c. 'Brownie" Link Cnff Buttons, 50c. Havincr served "The Hovs" and tlio for a numher of vears. T am ni-onn rpA tr nflW a line of goods unsurpassed in quality and at prices to suit tne times, my motto: "The Best Goods for the Loiuest Cash Prices." Kespecttuny, A. A. KLUTTZ. I AM NOW RECEIVING MY FAIX STOCK Dry Goods, Notions, Shoes, Hats, Etc! and a full supply of I FRESH GROCERIES of all kinds. Our Monarch Flour Can't be Beaten, Every Back fruaranteed to be fresh and pt SHIP STUFF AND BRAN FRESH FROM THE MlLi Car load of QA.L,TV just received. AGENT FOR NEW LEE, TROPIC, and DERBY COOK stove! and the celebrated Old Hikory Wagons, Come and see nie. H. H. PATTERS0X. PIEDMONT AIR LINE. In Effect June 17, 1894. This Condensed Schedule is published as information and is subject to change without notice to the public, SOUTHBOUND. NO. Q. 12 40 p m 2 30 p m 311pm 5 31 pm pm DAILY. Lv Richmond ArBurkevllle , LvKeysville. ArDanville, AiGreensboro Lv Goidsboro. Ar Raleigh, Lv Raleigh, Lv Durham, Ar Greensboro, 2 00 pm 405 pm 4 10 pm 5 15 pm 7 ao pm 12 ;o am a 40 am t 45 Pm jiiopm 6 15 am 7 15 am 9 15 am No. j) 5 40a 11 6 54am 3 18 an 5 35 am 6 45 am Lv Winston, f6 5 pm 5 40 am Lv Greensboro, 735 pm 854am 650am Ar Salisbury, q 08 pm 1104 am 8 t2 am Ar Statesville 1203 pm ArAsheville, 425 pm Ar Hot Springs, 5 57 pm Lv Salisbury, q 15 pm 11 14 am 8 17 am Ar Charlotte, 10 40 pm ja 40 pm g 25 am Ar Spartanburg, 1357 am 336 pm 1137 am Ar Greenville, 1 52 am 4 42 pm 1228 pm Ar Atlanta, 5 ao am 11 00 pm 4 55 pm Lv Charlotte, 1140 pm , 935 am Ar Columbia 6 00 am. 1 20 pm Ar Augusta 1000 am 525 pm NORTHBOUND. DAILY. No. 10 No. 1a No. 38. Lv Augusta 6opm 1230 am Lv Columbia 1050 pm 3 5rm Ar Charlotte, 6 00 am 7 30pm Lv Atlanta, q 20 pm 805 am 12 45 pm Ar Charlotte, 6 40 am 7 00 pm 8 05 pm Lv Charlotte, 6 55 am 7 45 pm 8i5 pm Ar Salisbury, 8.17 am 9 15 pm 9 24 pm Lv Hot Springs 1a 39 pin Lv Ashevlile, 245 pm Lv Statesville, 7 47 pm Ar Salisbury 8 37 pm Lv Salisbury, 827 am 952pm 929 pm Ar G reensboro, 1010 a m 1120 pm 1042 pm Ar Winston, n 30 am f9 25 am Lv Greensboro, 10 ao am 11 35 pm Ar Durham , 12 11 pm 3 35 am Ar Raleigh, ' 109 pm 6 00 am Lv Raleiga, 128 pm f8 45 am Ar Goidsboro, 3 05 pm 12 05 pm Lv Greensboro, 1020 am 1135 pm 1047 pm ArDanville, 1301pm 115 am 1201am Ar Keysville, 245 pm 405 am 405 am ArBurkevllle, 325 pm 451am 451am Ar Richmond, 530 pm 700 am 700 am fDaily except Snnday BETWEEN WEST POINT and RICHMOND Leaves est Point 7:50 a m daily, and 8:50 am daily except Sunday and Monday; arriving in Rich mond 9:05 and 10:40 a m, Returning leave Rich mond 3:10 p m and 4:45 P m, daily except Sunday, ar ive est Point 5:00 and 6:00 p m. HETWEEN RICHMOND a'nd RALEIGH via KEYSVILLE Leave Richmond ia.45 pm daily; leave Keysville, 3:45 p m; arrive Oxford 6:00 p m, Henderson 6:55pm; Durham 7:20 p m, Raleigh 6:00 a m, Sclma 10.35 a m Returning leave Selina 3:30 p. m. Raleigh 4:40 p m, Durham 6.00 p m, Henderson 7.25 p m, Oxford 7.3 p m; arrive Keysville 11.55 P m, Richmond 7.00 a m. Mixed train leaves Oxford dally except Snnday at 9.25 a m; arrives Durham 11.55 a m: Leaves Durham 7 45 a m daily Except Sunday; arrives Oxford 9.20 a m, Keysville 9:29 am. Additional trains leave Oxford dally except Sun day at 7:00 a m a.id 11:45 a m; arrive Henderson 8.0 a m and 12.40 p m. , Returning leaves Henderso 10.30 a m and 2.25 p ml, daily except Sunday; arrive Oxford 11:20 p ni and 3:15 p m. Nos. 9 and 38 connect at Richmond from and to West Point and Baltimore daily except Sunday. Greensboro, N. C Richmond va E. BErKfBY, Supt., J. S. B. Thompson. Sunt. W. A. Turk, Gen'l Pass. Ag't. Washington, D. C S. H. Hardwick. Ast. Gen I. Pass. Act. Atlanta, (ia W. H. Green, Gen'l Manager Washington; D. Co SOL HAAS, Traffic Manager, Washington, D. C CHAPEI HILL BRANCH. MORNING TRAIN. Lv. Chapel Hill, Lv, University 10 20 ia 30 EVENING Lv. Chapel Hill, 4 18 Lv, University, 5 10 Ar. University 11 3 Ar. Chapel Hill 1 15 TRAIN. Ar. University 5 18 Ar. Chapel Hill 6$