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pleased with the service and prices as well as with the quality of our goods, which are always the
best to be had at the price.
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consult a representative of the Southern Railway, who will
gladly and courteously furnish you with any and all. infor
mation as to rates, schedules, Pullman sleeping car accommo
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8:30 a. m.
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2:30 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
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PATtERSON BROTHERS
NpRUGGISTS
AGENCY NORRIS CANli .
THE REXALL STORE
Y. EC. A. OFFERS SCHEDULE
ESPECIALLY FOR NEW MEN
EXPLAINS HOW TO LIVE ON 24
HOURS A DAY WITH
AMPLE RECREATION
One of tho biggest problems
that confronts the college student
is how to make the best use of his
time. Especially to the new men,
who are as, yet little acquainted
with the daily: duties of college
life, is this problem of vital im
portance. It is for the benefit of
these men that the Y. M. C. A.
is submitting below its idea of the
proper way to spend one's time
each day.
Few men on the campus who
have never given any serious con
sideration to the division of their
time, would imagine that a student
can fulfill every duty, and pleasure
necessary and still have six hours
left for study and four hours for
athletics or some outside activity.
Yet the Y. M. C. A. dares to make
this claim, and to prove its con
tention it submits to the following
schedule.
RECITATION DAYS
Sleep :.-l8
Meals iy2
Recitations, 3
Exercise . ,
Extra Curriculum
Library...... ,
Post office.. ......
Reading......
Conversation, etc.
Study !
iy2
..' 6
hours
hours
hours
hours
hours
hours
Total
.24 hours
SUNDAY
MOBNING
Breakfase at 8 :30 14 hour
Bible Class at 9 :45 1 hour
Church ..... ... at 11 :00 1 hour
Bible Study ............at 12 :30 1 hour
Dinner ,...at .l:30 1 hour
AFTERNOON ,
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Rural Sunday Schools.
Letters
Strolls 4Vo hours
Reading.
Meditation
NIGHT
Supper ................at 6:30 y2 hour
Church at 7 :30 1 hour
Letters V
Conversation.... V 2 hours
Reading )
Retire at 10 :30
Margins .......2 hours
This schedule is well worth try
ing. Of course the keynote of the
whole thing ig system and economv
of one's time. Bv these means it
is really surprising how much can
be accomplished during the day.
The Tar Heel recommends this
schedule to every College student
who wishes to make the most out
of his year's work.
ADDRESS TO 1920
We hate to devote this much
space in tht Tar Heel to just fresh
men, but we feel called upon to
take this means of reminding you
that you have some two years and
eleven months before you will be
seniors, not allowing for tire
troubles (you know some folks
are born tired, or lazy either way
you want to put it). Do not mis
interpret bur motives, fo? they are
kind in the extreme. We love you
as a thoroughbred Boston bull ter
rier loves an alley cat, but there
are times when ettiquette demands
that one restrain his emotions.
Having acquired the necessary
pennants and belt-buckles, contri
buted the required donation for
the support of the Adam Apple
jack Corporation (receiving as an
expression of gratitude, a few text
books), bought an alarm clock (it
takes more than that, some of these
cold mornings), and told everybody
you're. "not a bib homesick, youTa
are now full-fledged, unmistabable,
paris-green (and dyed in the wool)
University freshmen 1
You have walked boldly out to
!he athletic field without coat or
hat, and could hand out more
sraight football dope than Coach
'arapbell. You have become dom
iciled in Chapel Hill, and could no
(lo-ibt point out Tank Hunter or
President Graham on the ' street
with the authorittativo air of a
man who knows the great because
they have seen them. Some of you
h.ive even been overheard calling
ycur profs, familiarly by their first
names, though not while they were
present in the flesh, it is true. ,
You have already had an op
portunity to attend a college elec
tion and learn how the University
is run. (When' the names of Miss
Lidell, Mr. Wimberley, and Mr.
Holding were submitted for Tar
Heel editor, some raw recruit cast
Lis ballot thus "Buck Wimber
ley Holding Miss Lidell.) The
almost unfathomable profundity
of this gentleman's intellect should
be rewarded by his election to the
Booloo Club. ' ; We can think of no
ether adequate recognition.
But to return to where we left
off; as we were just about to re
mark you are getting wise to this
garden spot of intelligence, and ac
quiring a wisdom' not of books,
much of it too much of it. Books
are a bore, we admit but still it
takes much drilling about the era
ium to let in an education, so do
not push "away the instrument
You are becoming surprisingly ex
pert at certain characteristic fe,ats
which every true Carolina man
should be able to do, such as to
htow away four or five sand witches
with pickles and onions at eight
ne'ls in the dog-watch and then
get a good night's ; sleep.
You are not only getting wise
however, but you are being gotten
wise to. .(Prof. Thornton's atten
tion is respectfully but proudly di
rected to this last sentence, which
is worthy of ' Wooley's Hand
Book). There are all kinds of you
from those quadrupels, who as Wil-
hur Royster says, go through Col
lege on all fours, down to five and
gix-legged animals, and up to bi
peds who might be mistaken for
human beings by those who did
not know they were freshmen.
Now the purpose of this ad
dress, as we have said, is to re
mind you that you are freshmen,
in the hope that when you see what
a fix you are in you will try to
get out of it. - Our sincerest ad
vice to you is to Jock the door at
7 P. M. (from the inside), open it
and put the cat out at 11, and to
jClimb out of the straw as much
before 8:25 as possible.
GLOOM GATHERS ROUND EN
TRANCE OF PICKWICK
There was a woman in the case
-Theda Bara or some other Pick
wick favorite. She was peeping
coquetishly through tho small open
ing in the ticket window Upon a
sHlll)oiind inaa.4 of chocolate color
ed humanity. She was smiling
from the canvas they were grin
ning from the side walk; writhing
and wrangling all the while to get
a clearer insight through the1 small
door.
There were only a few at first,
and plenty of room, but one by one
thev came from everv corner, every
shine-shop and alley. ;
Soon the line grew out into
the street and up across the side
walk. And there might have Been
no trouble and the sun down ag
gregation might have stayed there
quietly throughout the whole per
formance had not Charlie Chap
lain wabbled . across the canvas.
Then' there was a gentle babbling,
but 'not like that of the brook.
The. column began to sway Back
and forth to the tune of, "Look
out nigger," "Don't shove there,"
"Aw come on man," "Get off m'
foot," "Behave nigger" and "Hang
on your own supper.'
. It was a clear night the moon
was out more stars were shinning
than ever 'before but suddenly
the floods descended and the "ains
if will grow on
fell and they , smote
columnthat
column and
; csome onojjamegIyou re &.
cjcih supply 1 of most' ridicu
ol the l'lckwYaiKecoril.
naturally retu
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