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Another gentleman -who care fully transfers, the dust "from a church pew to his coat every Sun day, and who is avowedly against draw-poker as a means of spiritual refreshment, matches his neigh bor out of his specimen of pie. A scout chips in to purchase bathing fountains for the birds, and soon after is observed removing one of the dwellings of the feathered ani mals, eggs and all, in a praise worthy effort to decrease the wing ed population of this immediate vicinity and so prevent the pools from being worn out bv overuse. One young man who fiercely at tacked the motives of his fellow students in staying away from the drill ground, was noticed to be very much absorbed in contem plating , the top of a tree while Parker was trying to blow his teeth through the bugle behind the Med. Building. Verily, del Sar- to, old socks, it is a strange world. And , so it goes. 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