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I m mi m ww : r The one big musical comedy of the season and one that is seldom seen outside of the large cities. Charles Dillingham's Original New York Globe Theatre Production of ; IRVING BERLIN'S GREATEST SUCCESS The World's Best Musical Comedy STOP! LOOK! LISTEN! A company of 50 people, all stars, and the most beautiful Parisian model chorus in the world PRICES: 25c, 50c, 75c and $1.00 and $1.50. SEAT SALE SATURDAY CAROLINA DRUG CO. HURRY IF YOU WANT CHOICE SEATS Just Gossip Freshmen, Eaw-ones, Country men f Lend me your ears. If one ear is busy absorbing the ef fervescence of Jimmie Howell and his Enterprises, lend me the other one. You, O verdant 1921, are to be congratulated. First, be cause you have wended your gras sy way to the Hill. Second, be cause among your number so many bright intellectual lights shine wise guys, so to speak. I might mention the illustrious one who ir.nocently tried to get a room at Swain Hall. Poor deluded boy ! He might survive Swain Hall tac tics three short times a day, but as a steady abode quick, Oswald, the needle! Three of your number caught the Carolina spirit before they ar rived and climbed aboard the din ky at University with U. M. C. bolts stretched around their equa tors. Another emerald lad had hardly hit the city (sarcasm) be fore he became a partner in one of the most colossal financial deals ever pulled-off in our midst said deal being the purchase of a Coca-Cola hat from two bloody Sophs for two-bits. f (Each Soph did his bit). The youth was quite right. He did just as his elders told him -and bought the official Freshman dome-piece. Two 1921-ites were discovered in bed in Carr " barn with their clothes on. What of it? They probably ,'had ' daylight saving on the brain. Does not your class also feel proud of the little midget w ith the skull cap who breezes through the post office whistling "The Green Grass Grew Ail Around," and other class songs of like hue. Never mind, boys. We know just how , you feel: Like fresh water fish arriving in the perplex ing ocean with its sharks, (can I sell you a pink radiator or a wireless electric bulb?) an ocean wherey ou must of necessity be salted down. Just take this ad vice: Wear your hats, (even when in the Pickwick), change your socks every week (otherwise you will see" de-feat) and go to Chapei on Saturday. "Ein Wort ro the Wise ist satis." Just "Con" A freshman stalked into the office of a prof essor and languidly surveyed the walls, ceiling, and floor, and lastly deigned to regard the person of the aforesaid pro fessor. The professor, who was an amiable soul, jumped nimbly to his feet, thinking the one who had en tered was an old acquaintance, and grasped him warmly by the hand, "Hello, glad to see you back. Have a good summer?" "Why- aw yea, but aw, I say, who is this?" "I am Professor Cobb of the geological department. Have a seat. I see you like the color of sea-weed. Have a cigar ?" The freshman seated himself, raised his pedal leathers and rest ed them carelessly on a pile of old but sacred quiz books adorning the desk, and ran his eye over .his new acquaintance. The conversation became gen eral. Presently the countenance jof the freshman brightened. "I declare, I just remembered to tell you that joke I heard dad tell at the store the day I came away. It was about the Irishman who. . ." A pained expression came over the Professor's face, and he had held up a warning hand. "I never listen to jokes, or re peat them. Now if you want to talk about rocks, I can. . ." The warning palm was raised this time by the gem of verdant hue. "No rocks in mine, thank you. I am going to study civil engineer ing, and I. '. ." "Well, I may get a crack at you yet. What did you say your name was?" And as the gentleman stalked out as he had come in, the Pro fessor wrote something in his note book. And the Muse whispered that what he wrote was the title of that immortal song: "Where has my pudding gone?", and he shed a tear as he added those ringing lines of Shakespeare, "A four, a four, my kingdom for a four." C. S. PENDERGRAFT Pioneer "Pendy" with his Cadillac, Will carry you there and bring you back; And when it's food or fruit you need, He's got all the stuff for a high-class feed. His prices are reasonable, his politeness rare. When you want "Pendy," "PendyY' there. At Our Stand FRUITS OF ALL KINDS For All Occasions NEWS Agency for all State Papers and Leading Periodicals C S. PENDERGRAFT W E CU ! M I THE SEEMAN PRINTERY, Inc. Fine Printing and Engraving 112 South Corcoran Street The Advertisers in this paper believe in The Tar Heel. Show your colors by trading with them SCHEDULE OF RECITATIONS AND ROOMS (FRESHMAN), 1917-1918 Monday Wednesday , and Friday 8:00 OS S3 o a H I I 9:10 ROOM 1-2 English IX 1-2 Fre. I A Germ. I 1-2 Germ. II 1-2 Latin II 1-2 Math. I 1-2 Math. 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