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" The glorious weather that has for the past week been gladdening our hearts ha3 played hob with the baseball- and track activities, as perhaps everybody has been able to see.. The only kind of amusement that has seemed to nourish is Gym work, and set-back in large doses. The fact that the. Gym drill will gradually, be lengthened until it lasts for half an hour is causing the spirit of terror to arise in the minds of the class of 1920,. who are forced by what the professors call an. external influence to take an active part in them. The gentlemen who are accus tomed to go in the Gym and im peril the lives of earnest workers by hurling the medicine balls to and fro, mostly to, will have their respective evercise Huffs called, and there are indications that there will be anything but full houses during the prosecution of hostili ties. There seems at last to be some reason for having sub-assistant managers for a team, for the track seems to be a good place for ex ercising managerial powers, the object being to manage a rake, for instance. Plautus (or was it Bryan) says somewhere that pull ing a rake is an excellent thing for the figure. Locally we might say that it is a good thing for the track. Some of the track men, es pecially the distance runners, say they are afraid of growing webbed feet. Be that as it may, there is no need-of filling the pool as long as the far side of the oval remains undrained. - Speaking of the pool reminds us of the fact that there are prepara tions under way to give it a com plexion massage and a coat or two of new-skin in the form of white enamel. The electrician, at the peril of his life, has strung a wire and bulb and various other aids to vision over the pool, and it is ex tremely probable that we will soon be splashing about like porpoises or taking "busters" for the amuse ment of more experienced onlook ers and to our discomfiture. Swim ming is to be one of the events for the class athletic cup. That can hardly add more to the crowd that usually uses the pool, for it is pretty popular already. The Gym Squad is already get ting into shape for the Spring try out to be held in April. Thie stunts are being illustrated on the various pieces. of apparatus. Haw kins, Travis Ravenel, Keiidahl man, Hobbs, and Holloway will be the principal men trying for mono grams this year. Eavenel and Rendahlman missed out last year by a hair. Ravenel in particular has been showing fine form so far, while Dave's pushups are the mar vels of the squad. Friends on the Hill have re ceived announcement of the mar riage in April of Mr. Fred H. Deaton and Miss Elizabeth Sher rill, of Statesville. "Which do you prefer, my dear, a little claret or some champagne ?" ' VI think I prefer champagne, George. And, besides, we really ought to do all we can for France." Life. "Hymn book flirtation, making love by means of titles of hymns, which the preacher pounds away on less interesting subjects, has been revived in Paris," says the Mercury. The boy turns to a sug gestive title and the girl in reply turns to one she thinks a suitable answer. To observers they are merely turning the leaves of the hymnal, but a really interesting courtship is going on. Here is a last Sunday night's flirtation as submitted to the Mercury : Boy I love to tell the story. Girl Tell it today. Boy Faint, yet still pursuing. Girl Come unto me. Boy The half has never yet been told. Girl It must be told. Boy 'Tis love, wonderful love. Girl Is it for me ? Boy Are you ready ? Girl In expectation sweet. Boy I need thee every hour. Girl I long to be there. Boy More love to thee. Girl Blessed assurance. Boy Abide with me. Girl Do something today. Boy The bridegroom comes. Girl Glory hallelujah. , Boy Beautiful robes. Girl Be still. Kansas City Star. Down Senior Way As you sow, so shall you reap. A bad start, a good finish. Life. A stitch in time saves nine.- Wise rats desert a sinking ship. SCINTILLATING SENIOR STUN1 SIZZLING SALOMAIC SCENE 2:10 A. M. Salome, serpentine sibyl, sag shero, scarcely sober, stealthiH seeks slumber. Such scurrilou: scandal ! She sheds slippers ; seeks slippery stairs. Slips! Sees stars)! Stops suspiciously. 'So crates snores serenely. Strange sounds somewhere. She suddenly starts, staggeringly. Stumbles shatters sculptured Sappho sufr mounting stairpost. Suffering saints! She smashes skull, sings Sunday school songs, swears some thing scandalous ! Socrates startl ed! Shrill shrieks "Salome!" Sphinxesque silence. Second shrieks "Say Sally !" Salome still speechless. Soc's sox strike stairs softly. "Speak Sal, sob er?" She's scared stiff. Seeks shelter. Suddenly spies stealths sleuth stealing silver. "Stop, sir," screams Salome shuddering, shivering. "Scat," says sneaker, showing shining six-shooter. Soc spies sneaker, shrieks So matically, superhumanly, "Shant shoot Sal. Shoo!" Sal shakes serpentine shimmer ing skirts, seeking stiletto ! Sneaker snickers sardonically. Socrates swoons. Salome startled, seizes stiletto. Sneaker suddenly skiddoos. 'Stounding shero! Such stories simply start su premely, superbly shocking Sa lome! Selah. (Audience) s-s-s-st? (Apologies to the Times.) ONLY A "RING-OFF" , "Auntie, did you ever get a proposal?" "Once, dear. A gentleman ask ed me to marry him over the tele phone,' but he had the wrong num ber." Louisville Courier-Journal. "What is the charge against this man?" "Dressing up in woman's clo thes, your honor." "Discharged! He's been pupr nished enough." 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