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Woman YAssocmf ion -oWs
Business Meeting
The retrular monthly business meet
ine of the Woman's Association was
hefd on the afternoon of Wednesday,
November 13, in Peabody 6, the old
"co-ed room" of last year. At the be
ginning of the year this room was
used as a class room but has been
offered again by the UmverBity to
the women as a meeting place ana
will be furnished for them.
Owintr to the lack of a meeting
placl p?ans for the year have been
SelayedP Definite progress by alUom
mittees .was reported at this i meet
ing, however, and the work for tne
year will soon be under wa y
se of
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rnilptre lite tne nusw .
coutfee uxc po-oDerate
yamuncuv, v ovpnmer enter-
, together. ne "wto
mittee has asKeu eoui "r w
nledsre a dennrte amuum. -
week to be spent in Red Cross work
week 10 "a . 700i,iv meetings
and tnere win is mir-
in the Association 1 win "rv t
rose The women have undertaken to
?se the money for a number of . lay
et andSs of refugee garments , to
L mfcde by them and sen through
the Ked . wobb. -r
ing knitted ior me -r .
gThe Association hopes to keep in
touch with tnose , "end the
MemSrsh p" SmnUtte. has sent out
JSSrS a 1 last year members ho
did not return zb ,
formation as to what they are uu
tormaiion um ud
ine. A news letter mu " "vTi
and sent out as soon as possible to
thpsmaer?being- made for frequent
nans are ,nuilira n Co-
for the women by the Urn-
versity. . fftrwar(i to
"ho Association iu""" ;; ,
vear 01 service iu 7 ,
have Seen at the University and es
pecially to those now here. It hopes
also to serve the University in every
way possible.
The non-S. A. T. C. Company took
I .lne . . , . TV,o -nvinpmleS
a hike last inursua. ---,
a'u , 1 j- ,T.o nract.iced and
rnntrv Club
on weunesuay, ,
was stormed by Company - -
. Captain Ai en . r , 1
position anu r ; ---- ,
it was torceu w ,j
methods of real warfare were used
scouts ana auvw Fx . ------
out by both parties. Another one ot
r. J ., n ii ot-jcTPfl soon, it
these attacKs wm u ""6-- -v,
will probably take place at night in
the vicinity 01 tne mvi ".- -v--- ,
off last year unuei -
so there will probably be a number of
. 1. j.i.i, cfan-oH pnfh montn.
:: , . . .1 i rtvjn Viir the hattal
tiXtenueu wun u.. -j -lion
and close order drill, by the com
panies is still being carried on. Capt.
Allen will conuuue uio
"Extended Order" during the follow
ing week . In addition to these he
11 i, c-owornl 1 lectures on
' Will mane ; , i"r . ,,
...i. . !. ... J rroV Warfare.
"irencnes auu,ii"' " , . , vrt
ff;pr. which has
been going on for a number of weeks,
ueen fcJi t:.,f0 npyt. Week.
will proDamy """"" CT r.0ttv
The men have been matched pretty
closely and the K?neral . opinion is
that next week will mark the end
of the contest.
JUST GOSSIP
t.nl disorder
some saiu it ".v, ,
that caused the strange conduct and
behavior of Private hut oth
ers agree that least there were some
symptoms of horrifycaba itudimtati
combusque in the most malignant and
deadly torm.
He was first noticed one day en
tering endless volumes of figures m
a notebook. When asked as to the
purpose of such exacting mathemat
ical calculations, his eyes would take
on a dreamy look and m a feverish
hollow-sounding voice he. would re
ply that he was figuring the volume
of hydrogen that would be formed
by the decomposition by electrolysis
of all the water on the earth. Much
astonished by this reply the next ques
tion put would be what caused such
an idea. Perhaps he would reply that
he has figured out that the earth was
once a flaming nebulous mass much
like the sun ana mac it wm v -.
ion of all the oxygen and hydrogen
in the mass which formed the water
overing a great part of the sur
face of the earth. ;
Much impressed by these strange
deas we marvel at the unusual sci-'
uitific ability of the young man and
bow low before the shrine of such a
genius. Then some wise guy slips
us the word that the young fellow is
ak'ng freshman chemistry and mucn
of the interest in the case is lost and
many of its seemingly puaaimg xv
explained.
There is a pleasant river in Europe
sailed the Rhine. ,
It flows between the land that be
ings to Germany and some which she
took without the owner's consent.
Several million Germans crossed the
"Urine four years ago for a trip across
the Atlantic. ,
They stopped quite suddently upon
meeting a few Belgians, Frenchmen
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and Englishmen who were going in
the oppos.te direction.
After looking for the Atlantic for
four years they decided to turn around
and go home.
A few mill'ons of Americans are on
the way to the Rhine also.- They are
encouraging the Germans in the plan
which they are pursuing. If the Ger
mans hurry they may get to the Rhine
first.
Rook;e: "Who is your favorite
author V
Ditto: "My father."
Rook'.e: "What does he write?"
Ditto: "Checks."
Numbar 1: "Why is Reveille like the
Star Spangled Banner
Numbsr Two: "Why r
Number 1: "Because everybody rises
when they hear it."
Doctor: "You may report either sore
throat or a touch of .' Inflamatory
Tracheitis just as you like."
Doughboy (consulting doctor in the
Infirmary): "I'll take the last thing
doctor, if it doesn't cost any more." ...
n AMR WITH "TANKERS"
HERE ON TURKEY DAY
(Continued from Page 1)
Our husky lads, however, are not
dismayed by this formidable line up
beLev.ng the thing that counts is
"not what you used to was but what
you now is." At any rate the team
is in excellent condition and should
be in tip-top form on Turkey Day t:
meet the Camp Polk aggregation.
AULD LANG SYNE
FAILS TO REPEAT
(Continued from Page 1)
and Pharr for Carolina. The Carolina
linn wnrlr Kiirnaased that of her op
ponents by far. Davidson was aided
somewhat in her scoring because of a
flight slope toward the Carolina goal.
The Blue and White teamwork, both
offensive and defensive, was quite
equal to Davidson's.
Chapel Hill police force: "Look here,
lady, you can't wear that hat in this
dry town."
"Why not?"
"Because it's full of cocktails."
A CLIMATIC LATIN VERB
Skato, skatere, f alii, bumptum.
HON. VICTOR S. BRYANT
MAKES INSPIRING TALK
(Continued from Page 1)
a democracy fight a great war? They
wanted to know if we could effectively
enter the conflict nnd stay together
three thousand 'miles away. Some of
our Congressmen voted (and honestly,
too) against the declaration of war on
account of these unanswerable ques
tions. Each day bj-ought the people
to the realizat'on that the war wa,i
one cf l.barty. The mean.ng cf Presi
dent Wilson's words, vague to the un
derstanding of those that heard them
when they were first uttered, f'to maka
the world safe for democracy," are
now clear to every citizen of the na
tion. "The way in which our part has
been done is little short of a miracle.
It has been our great power that has
decided the issue. Last spring men
of national prominence prophesied
that the war wouia last ior years. 11 .
would have been considered a simple
ton who would have said that the end
would come before Thanksgiving.
"What is the meaning of this? Th's
is the answer: in union there is
strength. Another answer is that
mnvnl nnwer is the strongest newer,
Because he considered that his ma
chine was efficient enough the Kaiser
proclaimed partnership with God. We
were little prepared in a military way,
but we had the moral power to put
behind the contest. This war is the
triumph of right and moral force.
Wilson has confidence in the moral
power cf the world and in man and
believing this he has tried to convey
to the enemy the false position of
their governments.
"If any of you here feel disap
pointed," concluded Mr. Bryant, "he
ha3 no cause for regret. You-have
the opportunity that rarely comes to
man. You have the greatest of all
assets youth. Make the most of your
opportunities and there is no reason
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