THE TAR HEEL Official Orsao of tha AtMatic Aasodatioa of tha Unirarxitr of North Carolina Published Waaklr BOARD OF EDITORS THOMAS 0. WOLFE..; : Editor-inGhitf - ASSISTANTS W. H. ANDREWS, JR. K. O. WEST JOHN KERR .. .. ...Managing Editor T. O. TAYLOR. ..Lsrignmtnt Editor ASSOCIATE WV I.1 Blythb 0. T. Lbomabo A. Pvbsinotoh P. HlTTLBMAN 0. R, Sdmhm Jl P. Washbukn R. B. Gwtnk . EDITORS W. E. Matthews W. W. Stout J. A. Bkndbe D. L. Gbamt C. T. Boyd ' W. C. Horhi H. 0. HirrKU BOAED OF MANAGERS M. O. GOODING Bntinst Umn0$r ' ASSISTANTS K. BANZET, JR. L. V. MILTON T ba ' watered as . seoond-olsM tka postoffice at Chapel HilL N. O. matter at Printed by Thi Sbimajt PuTur, Durham, N. 0. Ino, SabaeriptionTrlee, $2.00 Per Year. Payable la Advance or Daring tbe First X SingieXopiei, S Cents ' N.B. Materiel intended for publication mnst be . in not later than Tuesday mid night of ' the current week. Address news matter to Managing Editor; business cor respondence to Manager. THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A THIEF There are thieves at the University. Men in the dormitories have lost their personal belongings; equipment has been stolen from the laboratories. There are thieves at the University and they must go, branded as thieves when detected and sent from this place, whose honor system they have abused, whose students they have wronged, whose name they have at tempted to blacken. It is characteristic of the Univer sity that it never tries to evade or sidestep an unpleasant situation. .It is characteristic of the student body that when a meeting was called in chapel Tuesday morning the building was crowded to its utmost capacity. After the first bitter, scourging shock of the news of the .thefts, the student body's action was immediate and vig orous. Class meetings were called after dinner and before the bell began to ring every class and every schbol in the University were meeting with the largest class attendances of the year meeting to face this problem, to look an ugly situation in the face and to take a united stand against it. "This has been a year of solid achievement," said . Dean Graham Tuesday morning, in chapel. Nothing could better emphasize the truth of that statement than the response of the student body in three hours' time to . meet this menace of thievery in our, midst. The University is sound from the bottom up ; the student body is fine and clean and strong, and their action only further demonstrates the truth of this. Now listen, thief or thieves whether you be one of a half-dozen, this is meant for you: If we find you,, and we eventually shall, if you stay here and continue your practice, we will drive you away. There is not the smallest iota of sympathy here for a thief; there is no intention to try' and reform you, to "give you an other chance." You have desecrated the temple, you have prostituted the honor of a place that is as dear to us as the "honor of a woman that we love," and you must go. You have committed . the unpardonable sin. You poor things, vile moral degen erates, did you think that this student body would stand for your unclean practices, thjs student body? Do you think you can hide yourself and your insane debauchery in this group 6f men? ' You haven't a chance. These men are clean and you are be fouled, unclean a Ithief. You are the black, sheep in a flock of white pnesv..: Thief, ' or thieves, leave here now while you have a chance to save your, sneaking faces, leave here be fore .you have been hurled from our gate - with the brand upon you a loathsome thng that no man will come near. ' You were offered citizenship in the cleanest and freest community in the world, you were given a chance to be men, along with your comrades, think your own1 lives through,- and master ing the situations that beset you. In stead .you have let thievery master you, you have bartered away your individuality to be the slave of theft You were given a chance "to see God," you have buried your faces in the slime. There can be no excuse for such ss you, you have attempted to dis honor a place whose worth you have never realized, and you must go Carolina has no welcome for a thief THE BIBIOGRAPH It is an excellent thing to watch The work of Frederick Henry Koch If thou art one who wields the ham mer Upon our present boudoir drammer. Or if a stage you crave that's better. A true-folk drama to the letter, You'll get right here the artist's thril! The Renaissance of Chapel Hill. And soon neath every roof and steeple You'll hear the "Drammer of the Peepul." And if you have the will to act But live in ignorance to this fact, An erstwhile unpotential factor Will be o'ernight a polished actor. The very crudest hick, in truth, Becomes straightway a stalwart youth; T"1 9 . fame, i or tune, and -tne arts come whizzin', In fact, o'ernight, the world is his'n, His life set free from boudoir's fetters His name appears in gilded letters. And Eubanks windows hastes to say inat u McBoob m his own play, Will present tonight in one brief act act t inat polished eem: 'Her Lack nf Tact,' This program being the top notch Of Director-General Frederick Koch." Thus doth this man the lowlv raise And carry to fame by writing plays. it is an excellent thing to sav That thou are "F. K's" protege. CAROLINA SMOKER 1920 GREAT SUCCESS (Continued from page one) longer. They defied gravity and space with their marvelous super feats of juggling. Lindsey then led the Glee Club to the high halls of everlasting fame, to say nothing of the wonderful basses who chimed forth in veritable imitation of the world-renowned Durham Bull. And in the meantime ice cream, etc., was being devoured by the block, and the air was thick with song and stream ers and plates. . The Right Learned Thomas Clay ton Wolfe, in a short but wittily elo quent harangue, proposed a toast to the townspeople and the faculty. Dr. Moss, from the community, respond ed, proposing a toast to the students and faculty; and Dr. Chase completed the trio by offering a toast to the stu dents and community. (Note: this was dry toast, of .course.) "Ikey" Brooks tickled the piano, and in the meantime the stage was being made ready for a grand finale or review of all college types for all were present. Caroline was sym bolized as the Mill of the Gods, and little Tommy Wilson, representing big Tommy ground out the products, while George Crawford "read an ap propriate verse. Co-ed J. L. Cobb was followed by Freshman Dave Sin clair, who was kicked off by the mighty soph, George Denney, who in turn was awed by the Junior Red Lineburger, who gave way to the dig nity of the Cap and Gown, worn by Cowles Bristol. Diogones H. West pursued his search for a teacher, while Doctor Poston performed the painful and difficult operation of sev ering George Crawford from a five spot. Judge Baggett had some diffi culty, for he had a difficult task, but he finally succeeded in moving the Law Library single-handed. Bill Neal then showed Bill Merritt how to look up the solution of any and all engi neering problems, provided he had the proper book. Ed. Quillan demon strated the remarkable power as a salesman that he had acquired in the School of Commerce. Stone (appro priate picked) cracked a joke with the Geological hammer. Beamer Bar rel! represented the football star and Earl Spencer tripped forth in the glad rags of the trackman. Umstead lazily lounged around and almost suc ceeded in putting the audience to sleep, so vell did he carry out his natural acting ability Neiman played the villain, and a ripping good villain did he make, judging by his long knife. Andrews passed around the hat for the "Y." Then came the feature: Our youngest publication made its debut into society, and be lieve me, that Rastus is a regular Tar Baby. And now each type is past, Still Tommy grinds away. For centuries we're sure he'll last And drink ten dopes each day. , And as the University Each year grows great and strong We're sure that no adversity Can keep us from our song Of "Hark, the sound of Tar Heel voices .. . Ring clear and true" All the state in turn rejoices "Hail to N. C. U." CAMERON MORRISON FLAYS REPUBLICANS (Continued from page one) the Revaluation Act, a temporary measure, was as far as the legisla ture could constitutionally go. ' Mr. Morrison was the second of the would-be Governors to addres sthe University community and from the interest that has been manifested by the students in these two addresses it would seem that they are more vi tally interested in citizenship than anything else DIABETIC DISCIPLES HOLD FORTH IN FEED (Continued from page one) The meetnig early resolved itself into a democratic political convention. Seetbjmg and unrestricted agitation was the order of the hour, for an other of the gubernatorial candi dates, Mr. George Pickard, dean of the campus and protector of tender Freshmen, was present -to make the maiden speech of his campaign. Spec ulation was rife as to the nature the address would take.. So serious was the occasion that it took three men to complete the process of introduc tion. Mr. Leatherwood, in a very happy mood, called the attention of the hall to Mr. Erwin, of Morganton, who then called upon Mr. Taylor to wind up the ball. , Mr. Taylor assur ed Mr. Pickard that the Di Society was behind him to a man and intro duced him to the hall as the next Governor of North Carolina. With gravity of composure and dignity of mien the candidate rose and began his discourse, which was characterized by an eloquence which would have put Demostehenes to shame, by a fineness of dictum which would have caused the most astute professor of English to awake from his lethargy, and by wit and com pactions that would have forced Sir Francis Bacon to remain within the confines of Gray Inn and never ven ture out. While he did not hold out any prospects of a life abundant and did not stand upon those basic prin ciples upon which the structure of our entire governmental system rests, yet he showed himself to be thor oughly in accord with the old democ racy. His platform consisted xf only one plank and that was that if he was nominated for the high position which he sought he would see to it that the ditches across the campus were filled up so the Republicans might not fall in. The effect of the speech upon the audience was instantaneous. Cries of "Pickard for Governor" rent the air. The news that the Di Society favored Pickard for Governor was spread with" incredible rapidity, for before the meeting was over (tele grams (?) were received from Ral eigh and Washington saying that the Di Society had made a wise choice It was his speech in the convention that secured for Dean Pickard the en dorsement of the Di Society just as the "Cross of Gold" speech won the Great Commoner the Presidential nomination in days gone by. It has been suggested that a prize of two Pick tickets be offered to the person suggesting the best name for Mr. Pickard's classic address. Dr. Collier Cobb was the next speaker. Dr. Cobb gave a brief ac count of the past history of the Di Society. A first it was called a "De bating Societyy," but later a group of men seceded from it and former the Concord Society. The Debating So ciety later became the Di and the Concord the Phi. It was noticed that most of the men from the uplands joined the Di and what was at first political division later became a geo graphic division, for we are largely what we are because we are where we are." Men were forced to join a society until 1885. The matter being in balance until 1892, when member ship was placed upon a purely volun tary basis. Dr. Cobb pointed out the fact that it was Prof. H. H. Williams who brought about a renewed interest in scholarship and athletics in the University and also a more hearty interest in literary society work'. Dr. Williams was behind the movement' that led to intercollegiate debating in the University. Professor Cobb mentioned the fact that Dr. Hart, of the . History Department at How ard College, on a trip south, declared that he had found real debating only in the House of Representatives at Washington and in the Di . Society. ater on, when Dr. Hart was asked to write an introduction to a book on debating, he ranked the college it erary societies in the following order: Princeton, North Carolina, Yale and Howard. ' Hi Ml Mix ilpff Surtrty Sruni CUrts You rest the assurance of good service on our policy of GUARANTEED SATISFACTION PRITGH ARD-BRIGHT CO. Brief Cases, Music Folios, Student Cases Guaranteed goods are your protec tion. Insist on the original. Sold by all reliable dealers. Uf ton Mfg. Co. New York THERE'S A DIFFERENCE' Always Good STIMULATING PEPIFYING EXHILARATING At Founts In Bottles After Dr. Cobb's talk, a number of men were called upon for short speeches. Mr. Beers, who had had a speech brewing for some time, re plied in a foamy way to a very fruitful speech by Mr. Apple. Messrs. Dashiell, Moffat, Selin and Hutchins, of the faculty, were also present and made short talks. KITA ADDRESSES MEREDITH STUDENTS (Continued from Page 1) pan, we have respected your democ racy, your body politics of a republic. The fundamental idea of Japan is to be understood by America." After the vesper service Kita and G. D. Crawford were the guests at a real Japanese tea party. Crawford spoke on the work of the University "Y," and Kita spoke, this time in Japanese, which was interpreted by Mrs. Weittinham, a returned mis sionary, on "The American Girl vs. the Japanese Girl." "The American girl's nose is very high, the Japanese girl's nose is al ways flat. The American girl's pride is verv hip-h. the Jananese e-irl's verv ' A C 7 f O ' J low. Just as the beautiful girl's nose 13 average heigth, so the girl with a beautiful character is a happy medi-1 um," declared Kita San. j LAW CLUBS PROVE A GREAT SUCCESS (Continued from page one) Carolina, says that they have made excellent progress, some even rival ling the Harvard clubs, which have been established for sixty years. Next year the Law School is expecting an increase in the number of students which will necessitate the enlarge ment of tne clubs. Plans are being made for next year's second year men of each club to plead against the other club3 in the form of a tourna ment. The clubs have proved excep tionally successful this year, and an even larger success is expected next year. Judgment In the selection of your Clothes need not neces sarily be based on tech nical knowledge of clothes making. When you come to a store like this you've taken the first in good judgment. 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