THE TAR HEEL, FEBRUARY 17, 1922. THE TAR HEEL "The Leading Southern College Semi Weekly Newspaper." Member of N. C. Collegiate Pre Association COACH BOB AND TRACK Coach Bob Fetzer has done a very fine thing for the University and the state in making the initial move to ward staging the first indoor track meet, said to have ever been held in the South. The plans for this meet are rapidly being completed and the meet will be one of the greatest ath letic events of the season. But beside this very definite Published twice every week of the college year, and is the official organ, of the Athletic Association of the University of North Caro lina. Chanel Hill. N. C. Subacrin- tion price. S2.00 local, and S2.50 out beside this very Out of Town, for, the,. College .achievement in the athletic history of Year- '' " ' : ' ' '"'! the South, another thing in the world Entered at the Postofflce, Chapel ot tn nder path is being carried Hill, N. C, as second-class matter I on by Coach Fetier that strikes pos- Editorial and Business Office, Room I ' that No. 1, Y. M. C. A. Building. to oe neia at an eariy aate in Durham. This is the revivification of track a one of the principal forms of athletic activity at the University. Track has always been one of the ports at the University that merely existed, while . the other sports were vitally alive. ' Coach Bob Fetzer is doing a very fine thing for all athletics at the Uni versity by building the sport of track to the position it should long have occupied among the various depart ments of athletics at Carolina. L THE PINE BOX R. L. T., Jr. Jonathan Daniels. ... Editor-in-Chief : k S:;A Editor J. J. Wade... ...Managing Editor B. H. Barden .... Assignment Editor "J ASSOCIATE EDITORS K. L. Thompson, Jr. S. B. Midyette J. Y, Kerr Thomas Turner R. S. Pickens ' G. Y. Ragsdale J. G. Gullick E. H. Hartsell G. W, Lankford C. Y, Coleys C. B. Colton H. D. Duls R. L. Gray, Jr. J. L. Apple Marshall Y. Cooper. A. S. Havener. . I- J. Stevenson . .Business Mgr. Assistant Mgr. G. F. Benton A. E. Shackell W. J. Faucette J. M. Foushee SUB-ASSISTANTS C. M. Ray W. C. Perdue A. E. Laney W. W. Gwynn. TO FORUM FOAMERS You can purchase any article adver tised in The Tar Heel with per fect safety because everything it advertises is guaranteed , to be as represented. We will make good immediately if the advertiser does not. Vol. XXX. February 17, 1922. No. 33 ATHLETIC HONESTY. In the interests of justice to all concerned the Tar Heel would like to set at rights a statement recently made in the Open Student Forum column by a gentleman whose ire had been arouied to the regretable point of dealing unpleasantly in personal ities by a review of the Magazine that appeared recently in these columns. There seems to be a misunder standing as to the writing of these reviews by certain men who obvious ly are not acquainted with the meth ods of editing The Tar Heel. . The Forum article in question spoke of the writer of the review as "the self appointed critic of the Magazine." To those who have any manner of understanding as to the editing of anv sort of naner- thim is an nhv!fu misstatement. The writer of the re view was duly assigned to that work by the editor of The Tar Heel and the review was written by that man as the definite and duly appointed spokesman of The Tar Heel and as such of the student body. Such an article is naturally one of opinion and for that reason the article was The University has, within the last generation, stood firmly and always for the best in athletic standards. She has ever been the leader among North Carolina colleges and the col leges of the South in the achievement of establishing high and splendid standards in athletics. The Univer sity has been among the foremost in this struggle for the best and she has been known and acclaimed for the standards she has set for herself. This has been the great reputation of the University of North Carolina. Yet even whilt Carnlim ha. carrying on this great work there ' bj ,he writer have arisen rumors and stray sayings that questioned, without proving, the athletic honesty of the University. Men have spoken more quickly of our faults because of the high standards we flaunted. Last fall with the ques tion of summer baseball ' and the vacillating stand of the faculty com mittee on that question, the state stood ready to question again our high code of the athletie ethics. The Virginia game and the controversy over the eligibility of W. I. Johnson left ' many with the impression that perhaps Carolina' might ' not have everything on its side in that historic controversy. These things have been mere questionings and at worst unproven Valentines are funny things. , Of course the reason is that they con cern funny people, lovers, but never theless they are funny themselves. We know one campus Romeo who wired the drug store in which his girl lived and had a five pound box of candy sent around. That night he hounded his box till the mail was up and all he received was a very small envelope. But when he open ed it he found a little fancy colored card from his girl. On it was a naked little boy, supposedly Cupid, and a silly little verse in which "thine" rhymed with "your valen tine." The card cost at the most ten cents and the' time necessary to select it, at most ten seconds. Yet this youth was as happy as a lark and made a point of telling me how thoughtful his girl was and how lucky it was he remembered to re member her. ' And though he will have to slight his laundry to pay for the candy, and though the girl ate it with the help of one of his rivals, and though he is no fool and. realizes all this, he is happy. Yes, valen tines are funny things. STUDENT FORUM NEED HUMOROUS PUBLICATION Dear Mr. Editor: Why not a humorous publica tion? There can be no doubt that the lack of such a publication upon the Carolina campus acknowledges the fact that we are one notch be-, jja(jj0 Engineering. hind the University of Virginia and I North, Eric M. The Kingdom and other Southern colleges. AlLover,.the Nations. Macy, John Spirit of American Literature. Manchuria: Treaties and Agree ments. Mariano, John H. Italian Contri butions to American Democracy. Menedez y Pelayo, Marcelino Nueva Bibliotesa de Autores Espan oles, 25v. Morecroft, J. P. Principles of Inspiration. Did you ever try to write some thing clever when you were out of sorts? Well it is a hard job. We are perfectly aware that the above sketch about valentine is nothing to brag about and we hope it is below what we might call our standard. Once in a while we kid ourself into thinking that we write some clever things and then again when the Man aging Editor is waiting to get the copy off and pacing the floor like a convict in his cell and while we are sweating blood trying to get an in spiration and writing "Now is the time, etc." to fool him into thinking we are at work, we are not so sure of ourselves. Inspirations are con spicious by their absence tonight. It is not hard to be clever at times but at a special time, a time that i3 now, it's impossible. the South,, and in fact all over the entire country, any college of note has a humorous magazine. Since the Tar Baby is not controlled , nearly entirely by students there can be no doubt but that Carolina can find enough material for the filling the napes of such a publication. Un- M a - doubtedly Carolina men can find bet ter material than has appeared in the latest issue of the Tar Baby, and why not try? With the denial of the President of all connection ot the University to the Tar Baby the time has come to act. The time has come for Carolina men to declare them selves "up to the times" and ready to place such a magazine as Vir ginia puts . out before the public, There seems to be enough students on the Hill to insure a capable busi ness manager being obtained, and there can be no doubt but that the students would be glad to patronize their own publication. How about suggesting such an undertaking to the student body through your columns? Very respectfully, Lindsey M. Gudger. Pertinent Paragraphs NEW BOOKS. ITEMS OF INTEREST The 254th meeting of the Elisha Mitchell Scientific society was held in fiuiups iiall Tuesday evening. The features of the program were talks by, Prof. F. C. Vilbrant on "The Manufacture, of Beet Sugar," and. by rroi x. t. Hickerson on, 'Transition Spirals, For Roads: A New Method." F. D. Owen, Jr., a first year C. E. student, u at his home in Raleigh naving his eyes treated. D. W. Stubbs, first year law stu dent, returned to his home at Blounts accussations. Yet these rumors havsr Creek Wednesday on account of ill not come only once or twice but are practically continuance, in their ap pearance. It may be that jealousy has inspired the students of other colleges to send out malicious lies about us, but in each rumor that arises there is certainly the hare pos sibility of truth. .; The University should be as Caesar's wife. As it is even within the walls of the University we here ! talk of professionalism among our athletes, vague veiled remarks that Jo not give proof or offer it. Yet with the questionings arising even within the student body either the health. A North-Eastern North Carolina club is to be formed in the near fu ture, to be composed of students from the six counties, north of Alba marie sound. APOLOGIES TO PEPYS Up betimes to the joyful sound of the bell ringipg for chapel and make undue haste to catch my nine-thirty class. Peeved at having missed this 1 T ' 1 - , .... rumor, should be definitely stopped i "T 18 Z learned ' nciik WK& to bed to spite the University, for or the truth definitely proved. - If there are athletes, within the Univer sity who bear the slightest taint of professionalism they should be -removed from the teams that go out in all good faith to represent tha University of North Carolina. We do not believe that these ru mors that are continually springing up are of necessity the truth. If truth there is in these rumors it arises out of a student body that' condones professional athletics. Wej wonder if this could possibly be the j spirit of the Carolina student body. I We do not believe it. Tha tiUn I ringing the bell so late Up again at one and so out to the Battle Beahery where there was too much pepper in the soup, but cousin John had some uncommon fine grape juice, which would burn if ignited but which I did not trouble to test in this manner. Charley was at dinnet and Dice. And Dice did tell uncom mon dirty joke about sweet potatoes coming from. Sweden, whereat all the freshmen at the table did like to have a kitten laughing. And so up to Jake's room to learn Speaking of close calls, that Wake Forest bunch came mighty close to messing things all up. Well, we won anyhow, aud Eiwrl the team is off on the northern trip Here's the best luck to them may they advertise Carolina far and wide. Carolina is certainly getting to be a cosmopolitan place. Now if we can add a Foreign Legion to the "new "Damn Yankee Club" we'll be the stuff. ; . ' ' " ' " Maybe we can get to be the Pine- hurst of Universities. Bob Frazier, the. high knocker of the Pan Hellenic Council has said in chapel that Carolina, needs more fraternities and that the Council will help them, to get started. There could be no more successful answer to the present "non-fraternity problem." We wonder why some men don't lay down the hammer and start to or ganizing. . That's the way the present frats got started; you know, they didn't just happen. 1 Coach Bob Fetzer is putting over a good thing with his indoor track schedule and when you consider the speed with which he is getting it going, it is evident that track is his line. " ,; - body of the University will not stand a new game called ' stud poker, in for the taint of professionalism being i1" 1 wa mas unskilled and the boys did rook me out of two bits. To supper and to bed early with most un-Christian vengeance In my heart. attached to its teams. Any Carolina man who has at heart the true well being of the University will not hesitate to report any in fringements of the athletics ruKss to the authorities. This should cer tainly be the case and we hope that such is certainly the case. The Uni versity must be as Caesar's wife and never will she be so until every man "Pendy" put up a new concrete sign the other day and the first night that it was up some man spilled red paint all over it. To use "Pendy's" own words, "The most educated man in the world couldn't find words that in the student body stands firmly for Would describe just how little a trick the finest that is in athletics. that is." The University has cleaned out the stand pipe, and considering the Main that the Water has been leaving on tubs and basins we judge that it is no mean job. ' Almost a hundred boarders have left Swain, which leads one to be lieve that Denmark: ain't the only place where something is rotten. 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