THE TAR HEEL, FRIDAY. MARCH 31, 1922.
THE TAR HEEL
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, Out of Town, for the College
Year.
Entered at the Postoffice, Chapel
Hill, N. C, as second-class matter
Board of Trustees the plan was again
suggested by Governor Cameron
RSi.rrisoiu
All men of Carolina should ha in
terested in the question. It is a thing I Me," which comes to the Academy
of many phases and sides. There are of Music for matinee and night en
certain advantages in the plan, but gagement on Saturday. April 8th and
there are, too, disadvantages that are is a creation of tuneful, jingling mu- i
At The Theaters
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Vol. XXX March 31, 1922 No. 43
auite as important
As yet nothing has been done to
point directly towards such consoli
dation of North Carolina s education
al institutions, but before the time
when the question arises in all real
ity, Carolina men should study it in
order to take a stand one way or the
other; for this plan if adopted will
affect Carolina in a way that has not
its equal in the history of the University.
THE PINE BOX
R. L. T., Jr.
A SPLENDID PLAN.
The Campus Cabinet has this year
very definitely proven its worth by
its careful consideration of all-campus
problems, by its interest in all
activities, and by valuable sugges
tions and achievements in all lines of
collegiate and campus activity. The
plan, most recently come from the
cabinet, for providing a fee to make
for all student interest and partici
pation in the most important of the
organizations that are a serious and
sincere phase of all activity here, is
the most valuable of the year.
The plan provides that a fee of
approximately three dollars a quar
ter shall be paid by all students. The
money so obtained shall be delivered
in a ratio to be determined, to The
Tar Heel, the Magazine, the Yackety
Yack, and the Debating Council and
the Y. M. a A. The fee will cover
. the amount to be spent by the stu
dent in all these activities. In re
turn for the fee it shall receive
subscriptions to the publications and
make his donations for the support
of the Y. M. C A. and the Debating
Council.
The suggestion is a good one and
thinking men will see that the aur
gestion becomes an achievement. To
the man who pauses to think it will
be apparent that such a fee is quite
as easily justifiable as the athletic
fee. Indeed, covering as it does a
wide range of activities, such a fee
as this is of far greater importance
than the athletic fee that provides
for as only a great advertisement
without being in a real sense an ath
letic fee at all since it does not, as
it should, provide athletic advantages
for the entire student body.
In the realm of publications the
fee would make for a more general
reading of the campus papers. It
will make the campus publications
in a more complete v th
mrnum said that there was one
born every minute. If the shifters
had been started in his time, he
would have shortened the time limit.
The Parental Visit. .
Back in the distant cast some wise
guy pulled a remark about the thing
we feared was the unknown. Well
that might apply to booties' whisky
but when it comes to visits that are
paid the undergraduate, he's all off.
Consider the first visit of a stu
dent's paternal ancestor.
When -we first eet the news that
the old man is coming we are high
ly elated and consider possible duns,
but after the first flash of joy. a
dark cloud settles over the men
tal horizon and we are the victims
of cold, clammy fear. How about
those room mates, can they be trust
ed to use discretion? Wonder if
the governor will drop around to
see "Tommy J"? What shall we do
with him so as to give the best im
pression of our collegiate habits?
And worst of all, how shall we act?
Shall we treat him with bon com-
aradie and speak of poker games
and other features of collegiate
adolescence? Shall we smoke be
fore him? And if the : old man
brings along a pint Or so, wil we
have the nerve to take a small one
with him? Or shall we speak of
studies .the literary societies, and
the beauty of the campus? At home
we are used to him, but on the Hill
he is a fearsome person.
sical numbers and numerous mirth
making situations. If you want to
laugh or hear a really good song,
or prefer to witness an eye pleasing
spectacle, "Take It From Me" will
satisfy the desire.
The piece is full of action and is
cleverly staged as the ingenuity of
a master producer's mind could de
vise. The comicalities are all clean
and wholesome and are admirably
brought out by the exceptionally clev
er cast of players. It is a radical
departure from what has generally
been known as musical comedy, for
the musical numbers, instead of
detracting from the theme, add to
it, and "song cues" are unknown
Three young men attempt to wreck
a department store in a year 'by "re
sorting to the most ridiculous tx
cesses. One of them has spent $50,
000 left by his uncle, whereupon he
is notified he must take .over the
store and conduct it successfully for
a year, in which event millions will
be his reward. The manager of the
store .has framed thinsra in aueh a
manner that, in his opinion, the boy
cannot succeed, which causes the
youth to decide to wreck the busi
ness. But the strangest part of it
is the store succeeds in spit of the
floor-walkers being put on roller
skates: the important gowns de
partment being given over to ' the
use of a "Movie Vamp" for uicture
work, and the sales girls being given
a roor garden for dancing.
AT THE PARIS DURHAM
I "Regular Service
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Regularity is a great thing in
any kind or transportation ser
vice. ; i '.; :;.$!!
Think what a comfort it is to
know that you can count on the
departure of the Chapel Hill
Durham bus at specified hours,
five times a day.
The bus doesn't fail you. And
it carries you comfortably at a
reasonable price.
C. S. Pendergraf t.
of the entire University. The fee,
too, should materially decrease the
subscription cost of the three stu
dent publications. The Y. M. C. A.
has been forced to struggle along on
a mere pitance and this lack of
money has been, in part at least,' re
sponsible for the poor comfort and
diversions that the Y. M. C. A. now
affords. With more money the place
could be made more comfortable and
much of the unhappy, now existing
conditions they would be relieved.
The literary societies , have long
discontentedly borne the burden of
the intercollegiate debates. They
have been right in their contention
that the University as a whole should
pay for them or if the societies paid
for them only the members of the
societies should be allowed to go out
for the various debates.
The plan is a good one and should
rapidly be made a thing of reality.
Some of us, perhaps, will object to
the inclusion of this or that activity,
but as a whole the scheme is so valu
able that men who have the interest
of student activities and the Uni
versity at heart will not allow so
splendid a thing to fail in becoming
an equally splendid fact.
If you want a real thrill, one that
can't be equalled by corn or even
hashish, go down to the field and
see that infield in action.
CONSOLIDATION.
For a number of years the plan to
combine the various educational in
stitutions of the state in one great
University has been talked in com
mittee rooms and stated in the public
press. At a recent meeting of the
! The Summer School.
About this time as the number
offives and sixes begins to amount
up and as the registrar reminds us
of our conditions, the thought of
summer school enters the olive oiled
enclosure. Usually this thought is
similar to the feeling that a pick
pocket has when a big policeman
catches him m the act, penal ser
vitude, but all in all the summer
school is a wonderful institution
and no man is completley educated
till he has attended at least one
term.
It occurs to us that this summer
there will be about a hundred new
summer school co-eds (you know in
the summer the men are the co
eds), who are entirely ignorant of
what is before them, so we will now
give a' little advice as to how to
act.
First comes registration. If it is
just courses that you want, regard
less of content, find some old regu
lar and get the list of puds; there
is greater per cent of them in the
summer than ever. Then nroceed
to organize the oncoming pleasures.
There will be something over a
thousand females, out of that gang
you ought to be able to find ore
that will suit you, even if most
everybody is looking for the same
type. Then concentrate. Concen
tration i3 the secret of summer
school success. Flying from pillar
to post will leave you at the end
of the term with nothing to r?mem
ber, nothing to love, nothing to get
kicked by, and worst of all. noth
ing to tell your friends about You
hiight hear of the wild thina-3 that
go on, but alty you will, know is an
occasional kiss.
P. S. If you have a respect for
the teaching profession in North
Carolina .id have visions of its no
bble personnel, and if you want- to
retain your visions, stay away. :
The Paris, in Durham, offers for
the week of April 3rd, one of the
best balanced programs of the year.
Norma Talmadge appears in "The
Sign on the Doors" on Mondav and
Tuesday. This picture is heralded
by the trade papers and critics as
the best this famous First National
star has made. (Some recommenda
tion).
Wednesday and Thursday, the
big Vitagraph feature "The Son of
Walhngford" is scheduleH. This pic
ture is the original "Son of Wallong
ford attraction and should not be
confused with another offered under
the same name.
The "Revenge of Tarzan," the
best of this popular series will be
shown on Friday and Saturday. This
eight reel Goldwyn Corporation fea
ture has been stamped by the New
York American as beine made bet
ter even than "Tarzan of the Adcs."
screaming comedies and t ho in oot ! naHn, nn Vi ,,,.. "i5f.
news reels will be offered on each County Government in North Caro
program. Tir,a t
The Paris orchestra and the Rob-
Fifty Cents a Trip
Ten-trip Ticket for $4-50
Station at the Cafeteria.
Telephone 226
SCHEDULE:
Leaves Chapel Hill Leaves Durham
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ert Morton Organ furnish a musical
program of such qualitv as is sel
dom heard outside of the largest the-utres.
8 FAMOUS VICTOR ARTISTS
Carolina students are to have the
pleasure of hearing Frank Banta,
a youthful pianist who has created
a name for himself by the wonderful
control he exerts over the piano key
board. He will aDnear with th h
Famous Victor Artists at the AcAde.
my of Music, in Durham, on Monday,
April 10th.
Banta has made a study of modem
ragtime just as Pederewski has stud-
The Mathematics Club will hold
its regular meeting Tuesday night
at 7:30 in Phillips Hall. A feature
of the program will be a talk by Dr.
J. W. Lasley on "Elementary Ex
amples of Invariance."
Dr. E. W. Knight, of the school
of education, delivered the commenc
ment address at the Orange Grove
school Saturday.
Dr. E. W. Knight has gone to
Vance conuty where he is inspecting
the schools and holding conferences
with the teachers.
FLOWER!
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Chapel Hill Agent:
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Dr. E. C. Branson has heen sp
ied the classics and" as a result he ' pointed by Governor Morrison a
has succeeded in doing 'stunts' that
very lew pianists would care tn t.
tempt.
Famous for his clear cut tone in the
recording of piano records he feels
this is due to the fact t,a l...
veloped his playine to the noint wh
he does not have to depend on the
pedals as many pianists do.
Appearing with Banta are Henrv
Burr, tenor: Albert Camobell. tenor:
John Meyer, baritone: Frank Crox'-
ton, basso; Monroe Silver, monolo-
gist; Hilly Murray, tenor-comedian;
Fred Van Eps, banjoist; The Steer
ling Trio and the Peerless Quartet.
Now is the time for all gocd men
to come to the aid of their party.
Elections are near.
EX-EMPEROR CHARLES
REPORTED GRAVELY ILL
London, March 30 The condi
tion of ex-emlperor Charles of Aus
tria, who has been exiled bv the
allies on the island of Madeira, is
gravely in, according to a . Central
News dispatch today from Funchal.
ITEMS OF INTEREST
member of commission to study the
needs of county government in the
state.
Dr. E. W. Knight leaves Tuesday
for Knoxville, Tenn., where he will
deliver an address Wednesday night
Deiore the annual conference of
Southern Mountain Workers.
Prof. F. H. Koch returned in the
early part of the week from a ten day
vacation spent in the western Dart of
the state. During his -absence from
me iiiii ne lectured before The Fass
ifern School of Hendersonville on
ihe Theatre of Today." He spent
tne rest oi his time trapping and
horse-back riding in the the Pacolette
Valley in the vicinity of Tryon.
Dean Francis Bradshaw will speak
at Reidsville Monday at the parent
teacher's association on the "Prennr.
ation of Students for College."
Dr. E. C. Branson returned todnv
from Greensboro, where he attended
a conference of social service work-
,. .... - mmciciitc ui social service work-
XS? 'T-8 8tSted Carl WaS ers- Dr-' Brans de one of X
suffering from influenza,
principal addresses of the conference ' is dying out
Porter Stresses Need of
Co-Operation of Students
The need of cooperation between
student body and student council in
putting down evil conditions on the
campus was stressed by G. B. Por
ter in chapel Wednesday morning.
The things specifically mentioned
were immorality, thievery and dumping-
:
Porter pled also for a more seri
ous interest in the honor svstem
He asserted that the most funds
mental purpose of a college educa
tion was the working out ot some
satisfactory philosophy of life.
EPIDEMIC CLOSES SCHOOLS
Statesville, March 30. Owino- tn
the influenza epidemic that has unread
so rapidly over this county within
tne last two weeks, there were no
services at the various churches here
Sunday. This was deemed advisee
since the schools of the city and coun
ty wore forced to close the first of
this week. Weather conditions flora
for the last few days have improved
to such an extent it is thoueht that
some of the schools will resume next
week. It is believed the eDidemin
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Durham, N. C.
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