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THE TAR HEEL
student here who would do such
a dastardly trick.
Leading Southern oiisGE Tri
weekly. Newspaper ,
Member of North Carolina ;Collegiate
Press Association,
t lii-i i ' ivrtf week of
the college year, and, is. the official
newspaper of the Publications Un
ion of the University of North Caro
lina, Chapel Hill, N. C.. Subscrip
tion price, $2.00 local"and $3.00 out
of town, lor tne college ycm.
Offices in the basement of Alumni
Building. Telephone auJ.
J. T. MADEY:.iL....,
F. F. Simon Business Manager
Editorial Department
Manaaina Editors
J. F. AsHBY...........i... -.-...Tuesday Issue
Tvnnivr VHiTE.....-..i.j....Thursday Issue
L. H. McPherson.v Saturday Issue
We've just finished 'reading
Robbins Fowler's story, in the
Carolina Magazine. " If we find
ourselves able to stomach that
within the next couple of days,
we'll read further along, and
maybe we'll have something to
say about the magazine in the
next issue. At first-glance we
bellieve there is much to be said
traditions of our Alma Mater ;
before us lies the duty to carry
on, ever and ; unfailingly, .these
traditions. The gates are open to
unprecedented spheres of serv
ice.
D. D. Carroll....... .HLUJAssist ant Editor
J. R. Bobbitt, 3T.j::Assignment Editor
Staff , ,!,
J. H. Anderson W, P. Perry
J. M. Block J. P. Pretlow
J. E. Coggins T. M. Reece.
Walter Creech D.T.Seiwell j
J. R. DeJournette S. B. Shephard, Jr.
E. J. Evans J. Shohan .
D. S. Gardner F. L. Smith
Glen P. Holder W. S. Spearman
T. W. Johnson W. H. Strickland
W. E. Kindley, Jr. Wm. H. Windley
Alex Mendenhall H. A. Wood -H.
L. Merritt : V A c
Business Department
W. W. Neal, 3r.......Asst. to Bus. Mgr.
W. M. Thomasi ...Collection Mgr.
Managers of Issues
Tuesday Issue. L;.James Styles
Thursday Issue....l,.M, W. Breman
Saturday Issue Worth &by
What we are wondering is
this: "Where were-the members
of The Faun staff during last
Knfiivrfnv's came? - "SDorts at
Carolina is dead,", they say, so
maybe they didn't attend the
earae. Or, if they did, they ev
idently secluded themselves
somewhere among the visiting
folks. For they don't believe in
pep meetings and rooting and
the like, and that's what every
body over in the Carolina bleach
ers was doing. Maybe The
Faun editor sat on the South
Carolina side, and one might ex
cuse him for doing so, for he
comes from South Carolina, you
know. - Which forces us to add
that he probably has the Uni
versity of South Carolina m mind
when he's talking about the
things that don't set right a
round here.
ANOTHER YELLOW
JOURNAL
Advertising
Kenneth R. Jones
Barron Holmes J
William K. Wiley
Charles Brown
G. W. Bradham
Circulation
Henry C. Harper
R. C. Mulder
C. W. Col well
Douglas Boyce
Department
Advertising Mgrs.
"Ben Schwartz
, Edward Smith
'" Harry Schwartz
Department
..Circulation Mgr.
...Filer of Issues
Tom Raney
'W. W. Turner
You can purchase any article adver
tised in the The Tar Heel ' with
perfect safety because everything
it advertises is guarantees . . wo
as represented. The Tar Heel so
licits advertising f from, reputable
concerns wuy.
Entered as second-class mail matter
at the Post Office, Chapel, aw, JH. U
Tuesday, October-il2, -1926
' There are not. many. who can
say, "I told you.so.".; '
State College wants to plan a
post-season session with us to
decide State cellar honorsr Noth
ing doing. The Tar Heels, are not
going to lose more than one more
- . -.y'-il..--' ; .
game mis season, ii any. ,
The N. C. C.lW..' CaroWiian
"thinks co-education- at. . State
College is a very fine thing. Now
for co-education ;v at .i;N..--C
There's your chancer boys."
In speaking about short skirts
and the flapper's "clothes a short
story writer says-"the girls want
to be admired, and loved, and
married, and" supported, and pro
tected by husbands, in homes of
their own. So they do every
thing to increase their attrac
tiveness. They" goi the limit to
make themselves irresistible."
We'll say it. is time to be reach
ing the limit.
FOUNDER'S DAY
The worst typographical mis
take we have heard of lately
was the changing of "Student
Forum" into "Students for
Rum." ' "
In describing his Alma Mater
a student says "The University
of Chicago, founded by the Bap
tists, invacbd by the Jews, and
demoralized by the Greeks, lies
gouth-east " of the Stock-yards
and 'slightly west of the belt of
intellectual achievement." Now
we would like to know how the
Chicago professors here feel a
bout that. " C ., ".,
News comes to 'us from the
Department of Music tHat some
body presumably, a student
broke into a room in New West
and crushed a very valuable cel
lo, which had just , beerapired.
We hoDe the authorities have
erred in their surmise, for we
hate to think that there is ' a
Students and alumni have
reason to feel proud of being a
part of the University of North
Carolina today when Founders
Day exercises will be held to
mark the passing of another
year of service to the state and
nation.
From its inception the Univer
sity has had important respon
sibilities ' and it has always
measured up fully to its duties.
In the history of the state and
nation it has played a leading
role. As far back as the Civil
War the roll of its alurnni in
cluded, among a long list of em
inent and distinguished men, a
president and vice-president of
the United States, seven cabinet
officers, nine senators, forty-one
members of Congress, five for
eign ministers, thirteen govern
ors of North Carolina and sev
en governors of other states.
There are golden pages in the
history of the University on
which are inserted the names of
those who led the state in its
toilsome rehabilitation.
In the past the University has
been contented with being call
ed the best in the South, but to
day it is beginning a new era
which will soon have as its new
slogan, "The University" of
North Carolina, the best in the
Nation."
"The University of tomorrow
can bring to the service of the
state no finer spirit," no more
passionate devotion, than did the
University of the years that are
gone, said r resident Lnase last
night in an address before the
Guilford County Alumni Asso
ciation. "But it can bring to its
task a spirit that is just as fine,
ideals that are just as high. Not
so many years ago it was in com
petition with Virginia, Texas,
and Vanderbilt. Today it is
nationally known. Today the
pressure upon it is nation-wide.
The University is in a formative
period, a period of remaking its
entire structure into one capable
of carrying the complete burden
of work a modern, first-rate
state university is called upon
to perform. The education of
yesterday is not adequate for the
youth of tomorrow." He said
that North Carolina is just now
entering. a third educational era
Which "sees education as ' the
stable means of steady progress
in a commonwealth . that is be
ginning to measure her resourc
es and her advancement by
national standards. We jeopard
ize the future of the state if we
are content with anything less,
than this."
Behind us lie the wonderful
Last Saturday - afternoon,
while Carolina students were
cheering a football tearn that
was badly in need of encourage-ment-and
it was such cheering
as oldtimers have never excell
ed here boys were handing out
trratis copies of a paper called
The Faun. The students were
so intent on seeing the Carolina
victory well done that there was
Uttln rmnnrtlinitv to SCan the
sheet until the first half. .Then
the v discovered that another
"yellow journal" had made its
appearance on the campus.
The sponsors of "The Faun"
could not have got off to a worse
start. They had timed their lit
io TmAr whinh thev term an
independent publication of criti
cism and opinion by a group of
students at the University of
North Carolina" for what they
thought would be a psychologi
cal moment. They had figured
hat the Tar Heels would lose
Saturday's game by at least two
touchdowns and would therefore
be in some frame of mind to car
ry more chips on their shoulders.
The little sheet which carried
five advertisements, with lots o
space reserved for others which
didn't show up, informed the
student body that everything
was wrong at the University of
North Carolina. It informed us
that "sport is dead at Carolina
it spoke of "an insidious influ
ence emanating from Emerson
Field"; it informed us "that
sports is a dutj that students
don't play for the love of the
game ; that students "who can't
restrain themselves" go to pep
meetings and yell and that pep
meetings are bunk; that the Uni
versity ofvNorth Carolina is
"third-rate in athletics ' (we
only won two Southern cham-
enough to expect Chapel Hill
merchants through advertising
and University ' . students,
through their nickels, to support'
;he yellow sheet. . . c
We have here the spectacle of
a little group of a dozen or more
trying to get their little whims
into print at the expense of
Chanel Hill and Durham mer
chants and 2500 students. From
a financial, standpoint, is is one
of the biggest pieces of attempt
ed graft we have ever heard of.
Now, while we are dealing
with this group, let's take a
look at the publication situation.
Every member of the Carolina
Magazine board belongs to the
group, and they are making
some mighty ambitious inroads
on the Carolina Buccaneer and
the Tar Heel. Yes, the president
of the Publications Union is one
of them, too, by virtue of the
fact that the presient-elect did
n't return this fall, but, in all
fairness to him, we must admit
that his power is very limited
Now, watch them try to place
a member of their group at the
head of every publication on the
campus when elections come a-4
round next spring. And we will
be led to wonder: Does this
fraternity possess all the liter
nrv talent on the campus? Is
it entitled to a monopoly on pub
lications? . .
The Faun apparently was
published for two reasons: first,
to advertise the Sigma Delta
fraternity's products at the ex
pense of the campus, and sec
ond, to give the editor of the i
Carolina Magazine an opportun
ity to get into something re
sembling the limelight. The
magazine editor must have real
ized at the outset that, in view
Sneclal .Meeting of
Buccaneer Staff Tonight
There will be a meeting
of the Buccaneer Staff toT
night at 8:30 o'clock in the
Buccaneer Office of -Alum--ni
building. Old and new
men Ttw requested to be
- present. Please brings copy.
day ;ind -Saturday of this" week
in Memorial Hall as the first of
the , Playmaker productions ; of
the year.
The play was to have been
given at Forest Theatre but due
to the fall weather the produc
tion was changed to Memorial
Hall, the Playmaker Theatre be
ing too small for the presenta
tion. Eight of the seats will be
removed and the "stage will be
enlarged so as to take care of
the action of the play. Tall
trees will form an impressive
background for the play, the
costumes and senery are the
most georgeous that the Play-
makers have yet attempted, and
the lighting effects were con
sidered the best yet seen here
when the, play was given here
during the summer school.
Tuesday, October 12, 192$
CALENDAR
'." " Tuesday, Oct. 12.
10:30 n. ni. Memorial Exercises.
Ronrl onnrprk nn pnmmis. 'Address h .
Hon. A. M. Scales, President General
Association, Memorial nan.
4:30 p. m. if acuity vouey joaii, im
Can., - '-.
7:00 p. m. Playmaker Rehearsal
Memorial Hall.
7:30 p. m.r Meeting of, Di and Phi.
Societies.
. -. Wednesday, Oct. 13.
. 7:30 p. hk Venable Hall Auditori
um, Moving pictures, "Coal" 3 reels
"Power", 3 reels, under auspices of
Department of Chemistry and Schools
of Engineering and Commerce. Pub
lic invited.
7:00 p. m. Playmaker Rehearsal,
Memorial Hall.
Thursday, Oct. 14.
'4:30 p. m. Faculty Volley Ball.
7:00 p. m. Playmaker Rehearsal
Memorial Hall.
7:30 p. m. Artillery Officers in IL
S. Army Reserves will meet in Davie:
Hall annex, first floor laboratory.
Friday, Oct. 15.
B-ftrt n m fiprrnrd Hall, address
by J. J. Hayes, Republican Candidate
for U. S. Senate, under auspices of
the Republican uud.
8:30 p. m. Playmaker performance,.
"A Thousand Years Ago," Memeorial
Hall.
Saturday, Oct. 16.
3.00 p. m.-Varsity Football, Caro
lina vs. Duke, Emerson Field.
8:30 p. m. Playmaker performance,.
"A Thousand Years Ago," Memorial
Hall.
Mr. and Mrs. Marvin . Wilson
spent the week-end . in Chapel
Hill. .. ;.: :-v
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Shirts $1.50
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pionships last year, you know a
record said to be unequalled m
the South). Tn fact, according
to "The Faun", just about ev
erything you can think of is
wrong at Carolina, except the
Carolina Magazine., The edi
tor of "The Faun", who also
hanoens to be editor of the
Magazine, modestly admits
that he has salvaged the magaT
zine from the wreckage by us
ing outside material.
To take up your time and
sDace answering these absurd
and foolish arguments would be
ridiculously painful. We are not
going to insult your intelligence
by attempting to answer them
for you. The answer is to be
found from day to day on this
campus, in the classroom, out on
the athletic field, at the pep
meetings, in the everyay life of
a free University.
But this yellow sheet called
The Faun gives us cause to
expose a condition here on the
campus that probably should
have been taken into account
long ago. Take a look at the
editorial board of this thing call
ed The Faun. With the ex
ception of two men (and these
are faithful understudies) and
two co-eds (who are ineligible),
every member of the editorial
board is a member of the Sig
ma Delta fraternity (local,
founded in 1924, petitioning
Delta Upsilon. ever since.) This
is no secret to the old men on
the campus.
But look what this group has
gone and done! . They are pub
lishing an official house orrgan
and have even mustered up e
nough brass to ask Chapel Hill
merchants and University stu
dents to support it..; In other
words, Sigma Delta one among
0 odd social fraternities here
is issuing its own journal, with
an appeal that is based solely on
sensationalism and has got gall
of the fact so few people read
the magazine, he would be an
unknown quantity on the cam
pus unless he could stir up some
sort of ruckus. ? Now, that he
is also head of The Faun, he
probably has achieved his ambi
tion, and we congratulate him.
We are convinced that he means
well, that he is acting with sin
cerity, but our guess is that
South Carolina has far better
diplomats. Last summer he got
his first taste of professional
newspaper work as a cub report
er on a Charlotte newspaper, and
we have always been told that
if you give a cub reporter e-
nough rope he will hang him
self. But, despite the fact that
he has come all the way from
South Carolina to reform the
university of his sister state,
we respect his sincerity.
Let's get things straight be
fore we quit. We have no ob
jection whatsoever to the birth
of new publications that will
help to improve this campus and
make this a greater University
That's what the Tar Heel is pull
ing for all the time. But if a
publication can t show some
signs of being constructive, we
say it ought to begin looking
around for a burial plot. :
There may be room here for
some sort of magazine of opin
ion and comment such at "The
Faun" essays to be. We are
led to believe, for instance, that
something modelled along the
lines of the Chapel Hill Weekly's
Halifax Jones and Chapel Hill
Chaff columns would be eagerly
read by the student body. ' We
know of no editor who is more
personal in the columns of his
paper than Mr. Louis Graves,
and yet he does not offend com
mon decency and propriety. But
that, of course, requires skill.
The Faun in brief, is simp
ly another effort to imitate old
man Mencken, but what a puny,
feeble effort!, . . .
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SHOWING TODAY
AT CAROLINA DRY CLEANERS
PLAYMAKERS GIVE
PLAY THIS WEEK
"A Thousand Years Ago" to Be Given
; Friday and Saturday.
A Thousand Years Ago,' a
romance of the orient by Percy
MacKaye, will be given on Fri-
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