Saturday, October 6, 1923
Jk. U.A. A.
HEEL
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By Onlooker "
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. .:''." An Explanation.
' Perhaps a word or two of explana
tion would be inorder after the recep
tion of the last appearance : of this
column. Evidently those mentioned
mis-understood the meaning of the
statements made concerning the "use
of their names. It was not the inten
tion of the author-to be absolutely
personal in the manner everyone ap
parently believed him to be. The
statements are " merely the opinions
at which the writer has arrived after
observing the football squad in action.
It is not the intention of the author
to call anyone yellow, for when one is
considered yellow there will be no hes
itancy on the writer's part to say so.
Nor is -It the intention of the writer
to be unjust to anyone. If anyone is
insulted by the articles that have ap
peared and will continue to appear at
various intervals, it is because they
fail to take the information concern
ing themselves in the same Bpirit in
which it is given. There is no person
in Chapel Hill who has the interest of
the University's football team mere
at heart than the writer of Thursday's
column. Some have said that the
columnist did not use constructive cri
ticism, evidently those who make such
statements are not as closely in touch
with the football team as the writer.
In factit is doubtful if those who are
most vehement in their criticism of
the methods of the columnist are even
well informed as to exactly what goes
on in Kenan Stadium ' on Emerson
field. The above statement does not
include the members of the football
squad, for frankly they are very well
informed as to what goes on. -
In case anyone was insulted by the
criticism leveled against them, then
the Tar Heel wishes to take this ! op
portunity to apoligize to the insulted.
However, if one wiir "carefully con
sider the column, I doubt "if they could:
discover anything that would be con-
siderad insulting. ,. However, we are
all of different natures. What might
insult me would never faze another,
while something that I would laugh
off might . be highly insulting to an
other. It is not the intentions of the
writer to make a personal issue with
any of those mentioned in this column
hence forth. I have nothing, against
the individual players, and what is
printed here is merely an attempt to
further the interest of the team.
In closing let' me take the oppor
tunity to say it is the wish that every
man whose name is mentioned in this
column will be able to understand
that it is not the purpose of the writer
- to attempt to embarass the men, for
there is no one on the team or squad
who is disliked by the writer. w
New Dorms, Past Champions,
Must Build Complete New
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HEELS
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DAME PRODUCTS
Coach-. Collins Has Drilled
Entire Squad from
Ground Up.
' The-Dormitory and Fraternity Tag
Football Leagues . open their regular
championship seasons next Tuesday
afternoon, with thirteen" dormitory
and . seven fraternity grid teams
swinging into the heat of the battle
for the campus football championship.
The title has gone to the crack
"Four Horsemen" elevens from down
in New Dorms for two straight years,
the lads from the. Confederate Dorms
galloping undefeated through their
entire schedule each year and win
ning the final titular struggle from
the fraternity champions each time
Last year the "Four Horsemen"
backfield, composed of Mutt Evans,
Roy Alexander, Pete Kerr and Nor
wood Carroll, rolled up 221 points a
gainst 7 in 13 games. They gal
loped behind an impressive line and
won the championship game from
Sigma Phi Sigma's frat champions
19 to 0. That final battle was played
in Emerson Field.
All of that crack New. Dorms out
fit is gone this year. ' Not one of the
first eleven is: back in togs, and the
Sigma Phi Sigs will not defend their
fraternity title. That leaves the race
as a "dog fall" affair, with any num
ber of teams liable to cop the laurels
Several of the dormitories have al
ready signified their intention of
grabbing the title, and seven frater
nity teams are battling for the Greek
honors! Watch 'em go for the next
seven weeks. '. ' -: .
There will be no games on . Mon
days or Fridays this year, but three
fields have been fitted; . and three
games will be run off at a timej The
Intramural officials request., that all
teams report for their games on time,
and; urge that there' be.no forfeits
The first" week's schedule follows: ':
Tuesday, October 9
4:00 p. m. 1. Carr vs "I"; 2. "F"
vs Old East; 3. Zeta Psi vs Beta
Theta Pi.
5:00 p. m. 1. Grimes vs "J"; 2.
New Dorms vs Old West; 3. Chi Phi
vs Pi Kappa Phi. .. "
Wednesday, October 10 .
4:00 p. m. 1. Manly vs Ruffin; 2.
Grimes vs Mangum; 3.. Delta Kappa
Epsilon vs Tau Epsilon Phi.
5:00 p; m. 1. Steele vs "I"; 2. Old
East vs "G"; 3. Beta Theta Pi vs Sig
ma Alpha Epsilon. . .
Thursday, October 11
4:00 p. m. 1. Manly vs Mangum;
2. Old West vs "F"; 3. Chi Phi vs
Tau Epsilon Phi.
5:00 p. m. 1. "J" vs Carr; 2.
Steele vs "G"; 3. Delta Kappa Ep
silon ;vs Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
NOTE: Numbers before the sche
duled games indicate the number of
the field upon which the game is to
be played. There are three football
fields on the - Intramural Athletic
Field, numbere'd in order-from one to
three. - Number" 1 . being the one next
to the Freshman Field; Number 2 be
ing the middle, and Number 3 being
down next to the woods.
Old Liners Sek To Avenge
1927 Victory of Tar Hceb
Continued from page one) : ,
Coach Collins saw practically i
every man out for football in action
Saturday and has a fairly good know
ledge of whatihe has in reserve. The
same, team that started the rout of
Wake Forest is" expected to start
against Maryland. This would have
Captain Schwartz at center, Black
wood and Shuler guards, Howard and
Farris tackles, Sapp and Holt ends,
Whisnant at quarter, Ward and
Spaulding at halves, and Foard at
full. Besides this starting line up,
Coach Collins is carrying twenty-one
men to College Park. Over half of
this number are half backs.
Held in reserve are Lipscomb and
Schneider, centers, Hudson, Eskew,
and Wilson guards, Koeing, Donahoe,
and Warren tackles, Fenner . and
Packard ends, Wyrick, Erickson, and
Gray quarters, Grdsham, Magner,
and Jackson left halves, Maus, Nash,
and. Micheals right halves, and Har
den and" House full backs.
Almost any number of these - are
likely to see service, for there is little
separating the starting lineup and
those on the bench.
Heels Have Hard Schedule
(Continued from page one)
boys from Down Home. - '-
:That 1916 - Carolina eleven was
built around such stars as "Yank"
All-American center; Tayloe and
TRamsey, star tackles ; and Bill Fol-
ger and Raby Tennerit in the back
field. Bill Folger further distinguish
ed himself that year by a 52 yard run
for a touchdown that whipped Vir
ginia for the first time in eleven
years. This 1928 Tar Heel eleven also
boasts its great and near-great .stars,
and they are going into the northland
determined to give Harvard a worth
while scrap."
Allah's Praises
dents Sense'
Give Stu
of Unreality
(Continued-from page one)
only an initiate of the Order of Sheiks
wearing a cheesecloth turban and a
very ordinary pair or ; American
knickers. 1 - . - :
"Buddy," I said, "you made me feel,
for awhile, as if I was back in -Egypt
pursueing the kohl-eyed daughters
of the Nile, but now the spell is bust
ed completely." - -
"So are my knees," the young shiek
growled. . ..
On the next day I walked the plea
sant streets of Chapel Hill again, and
again something warfed me. into for
eign atmosphere. This time I seem-
WHEN IN DURHAM
meet me at the
Silver Moon Cafe
OppositcJBus Station
DURHAM, N. C.
The football squad that carries the
University of North Carolina colors
into Emerson Field at College; Park,
Md., tomorrow is an out and out prod
uct of the Notre Dame system. Every
man on the Tar Heel squad has been
trained from the ground up accord
ing to the tenets and principles of
Knute Rockne. . .. .
Three, of the four North Carolina
coaches are former Rockne pupils.
"Chuck" Collins, head mentor for the
Tar Heels, starred at end on the fam
ous "Four Horsemen" eleven that
carried a national title to Notre Dame
that season.. Bill Cerney and Rex
Enright, backfield coaches, are both
former Hoosier backfield stars.
' Coach Bob Fetzer, long Director of
Athletics for the University of North
Carolina, stUl ts ' active in coaching
the Tar Heel lines, but the strategy
used by the team is of the Notre
Dame style.
This system, distinguished all over
the country-for its high pressure of
fsiv tactics, has seemingly come
into its own at the Tar Heel institu
tion this fall. ' It took the Moccasins
of Chattanooga three years to rise
to the S. L A. A. heights with this
of tlav. and the Georgia Bull
dogs found their stride in their fourth
season of Rockne football. This, the
third year of the Hoosier reign may
fh Tar Heels' big year.
, The squad hit a winning stride in
the oueninz game, swamping Wake
-Forest 65 to 0, but the tough sledding
ahead is enough to make any coach
ston and study hard before plungm
ahead. The Tar Heels take on Mary
land, Harvard, V. P. L Georgia Tech
N. C. State, South Carolina, uavia
son, Virginia and Duke, and there's
not a soft spot along the route. If
the team emerges on top at the close
of the season, then it will be canoth
er triumph for the Notre Dame ys-
tern. ; U'' -xx x'-
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This t-harlotte boy was mjurea a
great part of last season, but-he has
capably filled the. difficult duties of
fullback on Coach Collins' team this
fall. Foard was captain of the fresh
man team three years ago.
. "So is my larynx," he growled.
Another day I was walking the
plesant streets of Chapel Hill, and
again I was enveloped in the spirit
of strangeness. I seemed to be in
the region of Hades. I looked for the
gentlemen sleeping three on a grid,
and I sniffed for the scent of steaming
hellbroth, and I listened for the bay
ing of the hellhounds, but in vain.
There weren't even any American
tourists in sight.
In . a flash it came to me. I was
distinctly hearing the" Devil counting
out branded souls into batches of a
dozen each. But there wasnt an
American tourist in sight, so I could
hardly think it was really the Devil
in Hell. Then of a sudden I came full
upon him, and bless my soul, it wasn't
the Devil at all, but only an initiate
of the 13 Club wearing a buzzard
feather, a piebald shirt, and a very
ordinary pair of American knickers.
"BuddwTsaid, "you made feel, for
awhile, as if I was back in Hell pur
suing Persephone as she ran around
hunting for pomegranate seeds, but
now the spell is busted."
"So is my Southern aristocratic
dignity," he growled. -
A Birmingham woman recently
gave birth to a girl on a Friday and
a boy and a girl on the Saturday.
The installment system seems to be
spreading. Punch.
ed to be in England during spring
time. I sniffed for the scent of the
white may-blossom hedges, I looked
for the red deer in the manor, I lis
tened for the skylark and the night
inggale; but in vain. There weren't
even any American tourists in sight
In a-flash it came to me. I was
distinctly- hearing the cuckoo-bird
a'calling in the Spring. But I couldn't
find the shaded English lane. Who
ever heard of a cuckoo bird calling
without a shaded English lane! Then
of a sudden I came full upon the cuckoo-
bird, and bless 'my soul, it wasn't
a cuckbo-bird at all, but only an ! ini
tiate of the Order of Monitors wear
ing a simple JCoolidgean grin and a
very ordinary pair of American
knickers. . , ; - ;
, "Buddy," I said, "you made me feel,
for awhile, as if I was back in Eng
land pursuing the beefy housemaids,
but now the illusion is entirely bust
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