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Will Be First Chance for Stu
dent Body to See Frosh in
Action.
. Is That Nice, Girls? ...
The defcate on Co-education between
the women of the British- Student's
Union and the men of the University
"of North Carolina brought out some
interesting points. The boys illus
trated one of their arguments by
their method of debate. They claimed
the chivalry which is : expected, or
rather demanded. Then the girls pro
ceeded to nrove the . . statement by
walking; all over the poor boys with
. sarcasm and invective; while the gents
continued to refer to the adversary
as "my fair opponent.",' There ain't
no justice! - The high, joint of the
everting, however, was the statement
by one of .the Britishers that the girls
don't want the boys m their colleges,
and not vice versa. This is a. new
construction of ah idea with which all
good Carolinians are carefully nur
tured. We always thought we were
conceding a place to the girls, and now
the girls, or rather the debaters for
them turn around and say they are
allowing us to tay, and are not par
ticularly enthusiastic abdbt it. Now
we are mad. - And all you' gals can
go buy your own chocolate shakes, and
take your own notes on class. As
for dates well, that's a different mat
ter.' ' v - -.
For Better or Verse " .
A contributor this week supplies a
reply, to a poem by "Peter Gray,"
- which appeared in these columns not
long ago. v We reprint it in case you
have overlooked it. ;
w ... tain lit um
When people annoy me . :
. By giving advice
And planning my future,
'." I'm not very nice.
My t brow wears a wrinkle,
My heart a chill,
I swear I'll be naughty,
And some day I will! -I
want to be managed,
I want a strong man
To love me and boss me
For no one else can.
So make up your mind
If you want me to stay, '
Or I'll go to the devil :
, By running away.
Peter- Gray.
RETORT
They say you are easy to look at,
A blonde with blue that entrance ;
They say you are gay and delightful
And stand on your own when you
dance; .
And ' too that your form.' is propor
tioned,: . ,
A gift from the gods up above;"
And its whispered about as a secret,
You know all there is about love!
They say you are poised and so-graceful,
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That you're dainty and , chic and
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- They say you can drink without
thinking r
You were made to carry it. all;
And so, when you're next in tant
rum,. ProvMed I've heard what is true;
I ask, you allow me the pleasure
Of going to the devil with you!
L'Envoi ;
IH smooth e from your brow the deep
, wrinkle, 1 . !
And bring to your heart a warm
t ' -glow, ' ;-v: ".
Just give me a ring I'll be ready, '
Aye I Ready and rearing to go!
9 xv twu
This Is a System
A gentleman of our acquaintance
who is taking courses at this Univer.
sity is married. Ills wife is charm
ing, and the gentleman is busy. So
busy, in fact, that he found he could
not attend all his courses '(he was
taking morejhan four) all the time.
So he sent his wife to one of his classes
with instructions to take notes for him
which she did. He did the outside
reading and took the exams aftd she
did the rest, which meant attending
classes. It all worked -out fine, and
the Professional Ogre gave the Studi
ous Prince a nice fat A. We find we
are taking too many courses this
quarter for complete freedom, and be
sides we never did like eight-thirties.
Does anyone know of a wife who will
work the above system with us?
After a long layoff the Tar Babies
will return to action this Saturday
when they meet the University of
Maryland freshmen in Kenan Sta
dium While the varsity is playing
Davidson at Davidson,' the student
bVdy- here will have its first chance
to see Coach Belding's team play. "So
far this season the' freshmen have
played only two games and won both'
-of them. Their first encounter was
with Duke. In this game the playing
of Shorty Branch was outstanding
and mainly through his efforts - the
Tar . Babies scored their touchdown
which gave them a six to nothing
victory. The. .second- game on their
schedule was with the freshmen of
Princeton at Princeton on October 13,
the week that Carolina played Har
vard. The , strength .of . the Princeton
team was unknown but the Carolina
freshman entered "the game determin
ed to win and after holding their op
ponents scoreless were, able to push
over a touchdown and win another
six to nothing victory. Slusser was
the outstanding Tar Baby an3 led the
offensive. .
It has been k month since their last
game and most of this time the coach
es have been . running- the squad
against the varsity ih scrimmages.
In' carrying out the 'Notre Dame sys
tem of having the varsity run against
the plays of their opponents and thus
learn to break them up, the freshmen
have been very useful to Coach, Col
lins. The freshman coaches divided
their squad into four teams of practi
cally equal strength and proceeded to
teach each of them a different sys
tem of play. Due to this procedure no
regular team has. been picked which
can be called the regular freshman
team. However, on the basis of their
showings in the first two games of
the season, quite a few men can be
picked who -are almost certain to see
service Saturday. The ends who have
shown up exceptionally well this sea
son are Morrison, Reid, Runnels antl
Johnson. Buchan and Alexander have
been the tackles to start the two pre
vious games. jJunovant and : liutche
son are due to see action at guard
and Red Gilbreath will probably start
atv center. In" the backfield Coach
Belding has a world of good material. ,
Shorty Branch,' 'who has starred . in
each of the games so far, will run
the team and probably give the fans
quite a' few thrijls with" his .broken
field running. .Bill Suggs, . a Chapel
Hill boy, has been running at fullback
most of the time and, if he is not
troubled too' much by a broken finger
sustained in scrimmage a few days
ago, will most likely start at fullback.
The halves seem to be the uncertain
positions in the backfield. Quite a
few men have shown up well and the
ones who will be picked to start will
probably be doubtful till just before
the game. Slusser, former Augusta
Military star, has, been the outstand
ing ball carrier this faH'and at present
seems to be the surest of starting at
half. The other half has been filled
at various times by. a number of men.
Houston has seen quite a bit of ser
vice in this position and will probably
play Saturday. Chetty, all-state
quarterback last year when he starred
for Lexington High, has been shifted
to half by Belding and has proved to
be a threat against the varsity. Other
halves ' whq'rhave been doing well and
arj2 likely to get in the fray are Yost
and Frazier.
Gift To Preserve
Memory of Darwin
. The recent presentation to the Brit
ish Association for ' Advancement of
Science of Down House in Kent, the
home of Charles R. Darwin, where he
wrote ."Origin of Species," has
brought to light hitherto comparative
ly unknown facts regarding the pri
vate and family life of the great
scientist. ' v ? a .
The house is given to tfie society
for preservation as a memorial to the
famous developer of the. theory of
evolution, . The donor, Dr. George
Buckstone Browne, Fellow of the
Royal College of Surgeons and of the
Society of Antiquaries, acquired the
property from Professor Charles Gal-
ton Darwin, F. R. S., grandson of the
naturalist, and not only1' transferred
it to the society of scientists but ac
companied the gift with a lilberal en
dowment amply sufficient for the
maintenance and preservation of the
property or all time. .
Dr.. Browne represents the fifth
generation of a medical family, in
which; son has succeeded father. It
is said of , him that in the early days
of his profession hp was so assiduous
in hi application that for twenty
seven years he had neither a free day
nor .a holiday. At University Col
lege he won medals in anatomy and
chemistry, the gold medal for prac
tical - chemistry arid the Libson gold
medal in surgery. For a time he
was house surgeon of the University
College .Hospital, taught1, anatomy
under Professor Vines Ellis and. col
laborated with Sir Henry Thompson,
one, of the most distinguished sur
geons of the Victorian era. V
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PRE-SEASONIO
ARTISTS SHOVMG
EXCEllENT; FOM
Hackney and Satterfield, Run
ning Mates, Look Good for
Another Season, , -
Several shots were fired at Leon
Trotzky the . other day, according to
cable dispatches. Mr. Trotzky will
be remembered as the fellow who was
killed four or five times last year.-
New York Evening Post.
CAROLINAfROSS
COUNTRY LOSES
XrOTMDUMEN
Basketball practice hasgot under
way with the zest that has always
characterized pre-season workouts in
University .athletics. About forty men
have responded to the early call for
training," and each afternoon Coach
Jim Ashmore is running them through
intensive drills. Only four lettermen
are returning this year, and around
these, University coaches are faced
with .the problem of rounding, out a
squad which might Creditably uphold
Tar Heel records in basketball circles.
Captain Rufus Hackney and Henry
Satterfield, running matesv at the
forward positions, look good for
another- excellent season,- their last
under Carolina colors. Price and Ca
they, veterans at guard and center,
should prove mainstays on this year's
varsity. There are a large . number
of inexperienced contenders for berths
on the team who give promise of de
veloping, into good basketeers. . "
; Due to the lack of experienced can
didates .for the team this year, pre
season prospects do not seem so
favorable. However, .there are weeks
of practice to precede the first basket
ball game, and" in that time, it is ex
pected that talent will -be discovered
and developed. . North Carolina is
the holder of enviable records , in
Southern Conference circles, and the
campus is' anxiously anticipating
another victorious season -in basket
ball. 7
i DANGEROUS ADMISSION
Heel Frosh Avenge Varsity
t Defeat by Licking Baby
Blue Devils.
Foster7 to Visit
.. WARNING
Listen, kid,, you can do .
Just exactly as you please,
Run your fingers through my hair'
Sit upon my bending knees. '
Wrinkle up my brand new suit,
Drop on me a scalding tear, '
This you can but kid, you've got
To quit biting at my ear. " V
Mr. John E." Foster, ' head of the
personnel division of the W. T. Grant
Co., is making a visit to' the Univer
sity the last of this month or the first
of December to interview all students
that are interested in going into re
tail merchandising, and in. making
m . . -
connections with the W. T. , Grant
CO. I
, Mr. ' Henry Johnston, head of the
bureau of vocational information,
urges all those that are interested to
come by 204 South and leave " name
and address in order that he may be
able - to arrange an-, interview : for
them. 1 Mr Foster is especially inter
ested in seeing those that x are grad
uating at Christmas or next spring.
Carolina lost a ' bit of its prestige
in cross country activities when" it
suffered a' reverse at the hands of
Duke in "Durham on Saturday last.
The score was 17-39, low score win
ning. Duke's victory broke, a Uni-
.1 versity record of straight victories
which had extended from 1922. Car
olina's defeat was the first one for
a Tar Heel distance, team in a dual
meet in . six years. . ' ;
Hope for a Carolina victory lessened
by Jast-minute handicaps of injury
and- sickness. Cox, second ranking
man on the University team,' sustained
an injury in his knee during the last
days of practice which kept him but
of the race. Captain Henderson,
Carolina's best bet, was sick with a
cold at the time of the meet and was
thrown from his usual winning stride.
Bausom and Wrenn, together' with
Fisher, star of last year's champion
ship . team, have been more or less on
the injured list this year, and evij
dently had not rounded into, shape in
time for the long run. When i these
handicaps are taken into consider
ation, it is -unfair to judge that Car
olina's ' 1928 representatives m cross
country are below the standards .set
by completely victorious distance
teams of former years. It is ex
pected that Coach Dale Ranson will
have his proteges in a condition by
which they can be justly judged when
they enter the Southern Conference
meet here in a few weeks.
Duke's victory marked - its fourth
win of the season, having previous
ly beaten , Guilford, Navy v and Wash
ington and Lee. The Blue . Devils
were boasted as a strong team, and,
indeed, they made a creditable show
ing. Four of the first five places
went to the Duke runners. Captain
Doxey, Ashworth, and Woodard, all
of Duke, finished first with hands
joined 'together. Their time for the
four-mile run was 21:29 3-5. Bark
ley, .Carolina, 1 olio wed them across
the line, with Simont Duke, scoring
fifth.-
The- defeat of Carolina's varsity by
Duke was partially avenged by the'
decisive victory , of the University
freshmen' over, their ' rivals from
Duke's first year class. -The - Tar
Babies, outdistanced the Blue Imps
defeating them by the score of 20-38
Phoenix and Pierce', Carolina, tied for
first , place in the two and one-half
mile run in'a time of 14:35 3-5.
(Greensboro News)
. Fielding Yost" in denying a report
that he is leaving the University of
Michigan admits that he is a mem
ber pf the faculty. He can afford to
do that now, but he , never would
have confessed while he was on the
make as a football coach.
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And that's - all - for today;:
Thank God.
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afternoon or evening, arid taste some real cooking. .There is also
music and dancing if you wish. The service and food cannot be
duplicated anywhere in this section. '
Fried chicken dinner here is also worth the trip. - -
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