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THE ISA It H EEL
Tuesday, November 20, 1928
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Tuesday; November 20, 1928
PABAGRAPHICS
" Thursday, so the Tar Heel declares,
JVlr. JRusselP Potter will read from
"John Brown's Body" sort of a Dr.
Jekyll and. Mr.. Hyde affair, we sup
vjose! . . . .
; Last night's free, movie . depicting
the manufacture of silver is danger
ous for the morals of the youth we
all might learn to counterfeit quar
ters andjloliars. as well as illness.
Someone is to address the freshmen
' - - :- . v. - X ' ' "
this morning on . "How To Develop
Speed In Reading." - We maintain
that any student who has had a course
requiring . parallel reading is f ully
competent to deliver the address.
Poor Nameless
Creature ; .
-In the midst of a campus . whose
buildings are so tied " up with the
. memory of , distinguished alumni it .is
a strange lack that the dormitories
of the quadrangle and the erstwhile
triangle - should stand neglected and
.nameless in so far as the eye can see
. Swain' Hall is undoubtedly Swain and
Bvnum Gymnasium is Bynum. Ger-
rard Hall answers to the name o
m Gerrard and "New Dorms" are rec
organized as being Battle, Vance and
Pettigrew. And what i3 more, if we
know , not . their names, such ignor
ance could be "rapidly cured by refer
ring to the name plates over, the en-
Open Forum
A CO-ED VOICE
Dear Editor:
Which . is . worse : committing a
crime or unnecessarily conaemmng
someone else for committing it? ' Ac
cording to my conception of the honor
system, non-officials are on , their
honor not to. violate rules and use all
their influence, to prevent . violation
by others.- However, prevention .. of
violation is not best executed by re
porting a violator for a crime already
committed, and a non-official ,who re
sorts to such tactics therefore fails
to live up to the honor system to the
fullest extent? Of course this does
not mean that the conscientious one
must spend his time instead in reason
ing and pleading with - the miscreant,
for as a rule unordained preachers
are resented and detested almost as
much as are unauthorized policemen.
In" either case the individual criminal
' irreparably ; embittered and
nothing "is. gained for the institution.
Zealous j up-holders of the law "can
only accomplish-their . purpose by ef
fective ridicule or by other isolation
of the sentiment of the violator. Only
then does thelaw lose its artificiality
and function as a common agreement
of -a group in' which each Individual
demonstrates to what1 extent he is in
accord with the ruling majority. .
To say the least, it is a sordid life
if one must appoint one's self the -un-appointejd
aid to those whose duty. it
is to " dispense with " the unpleasant
business of the institution. Let us
rally to the cause of those who have
tact or ingenuity enough either to
enf orce the 'law or .to create a sensa
tion in a pleasant and original way.
Hats off. and three cheers to "anyone
whaean -accomplish either feat! .,
In case this dissertation should not
prove as complete as it now seems to
the . writer, further advice to those
interested in the gentle art of rules
and rulings will be gratuitously
granted by, ,
! Yours trully,
: ' A CO-ED.
WHEN X WAS A BOY
A Plan for the . Organization of
Our Undergraduate Student Body
---By JOHN M." BOOKER
The' following proposal grew out of
my consideration of- the debating
societies, when I was Chairman of! year an upper house, to be known"
; To the Editor: V ;
When I Was a boy, years and years
ago, there was some agitation at the
then young University of. North Car
olina for a building to be 'used as "a
social center for the campus. The
idea was considered good, and .the
student publication (we had one then,
too) gave a whole, issue to the pur
pose of advancing : the notion
! Enthusiasm quickly " spread, and
numerous' donations were! . received
from , men all over the state. ; Work
was begun on the. project, which was
called which was cayied-r-oh, yes,
remember, which was called - Graham
Memorial. And from'that day to this,
Mr. Editor, the work .has been going
on. For nigh on oh, many years
man and boy, I ; have watched ; the
work i progress.. The , first fifty years
of my life my eyesight began to
crow dim. but as far as 'I know, it
r .
was progressing.
I got to know a good many of the
workmen on the job. (Sometimes
they were.) They were finetnen, but
as the years rolled on they, became
old. and manv errew beards which
interfered with, the freedom of their
movements as they worked about the
building And some diedf ksid some
became infirm and sick; '
It is of these men I wish to write.
It seems to me, Mr. Editor, that
something should be done for these
loyal men who have worked so long
trances to these buildings. for this Vioble purpose. Can; we not
But down in the quadrangle if the nave a Fund for Aged Graham Mem-
2. A legislative arm, consisting of
two houses elected for terms of one
the- old Student Life and Activities
Committee, back in President Gra
ham's ' administration. It seemed to
me then, as it seems to me still, that
one of the main problems of the
societies is to feecf them questions for
debate .that not only grow out of
student life, but also lead to decisions
affecting the same. It is true that
at. present the societies are at liberty
to., debate student problems until they
are black in the face. But the budding
lacks its 'sauce; their conclusions do
not lead to 'action. The result is that
their debates remain in the realm of
the" purely hypothetical, where the at
mosphere is so rarified that only sea
soned veterans of ' ' Faculty debates
can live in it, and only the hardiest
of these can thrive. The debate at
Phi Society last Tuesday night was
on the; resolution : "B it j resolved
that ignorance is bliss." - And the
answer? : I found it embalmed in a
distinguished dean's reply to a no
less significant question, in a report to
the ' Association of American Univer-J
versities: .. " 'Yes' and 'No declar
ed this worthy official; "and emphati
cally both." ...'
From the starting point outlined
above, the; present plan grew to the
proportions about to' be set forth. I
let4 it have the air first, in a frag
mentary manner, two' or three, years
ago, at the Carolina -Inn, after a
supper given to the heads of student
activities organizations anci the Stu
dent.5 Activities . Committee now,' I
believe, defunct. The , reception it
met with then was indifferent not
to say chilling. Itsvpublication now is
prompted by' the state "of the lionor
system as revealed locally last Spring.
The same has been looming on our
bwnhorizons so long, that it is about
ready to loom over. ; ,
i -So here goes. Be it resolved:
I I. That the government : of the
undergraduate student body be orga
nizedunder the following branches:
; 1. An Executive consisting .of a
President and a Vice President elect
ed, from the Senior Class by the stu--dent,
body voting as a whole, ; and
such aids in the form of a Cabinet or
bf committees, elected or appointed,
ai time and experience develop a need
for.
as the Di Senate, and a lower house,
to be known as the Phi Assembly.
The Senate should be composed - of
about fifty members from the Junior
and Senior'elasses; the Assembly, of
not over 200 members from all four
classes. The voting for members of
these .houses' could be done by the
student body voting as a whole or by
classes' or" by County; Clubs or -by
schools and- departments or by dorms
and f rats or by any divisions that the
student body might , decide upon after
due time fort consideration. Propor
tional ' representation, as would the
matter of responsibility to consti
tuents, ' would have to be worked
out contemporaneously with that pro-bleml
: 3. A ' student . Court consisting of
nine members from the Junior -and
Senior classes elected for their college
life by the student body voting as' a
whole this court to decide upon all
cases - of .discipline brought .to" , it by
the students, and. to give final inter
pretations as to . the functions , of fthe
executive and legislative branches
whenever., questions of authority - or
procedure arise. " ; ,.'.
II. That- the student body thus or
ganized make and execute, the laws
governing -its ; life in all fields- that
may be relinquished to it from time
to time by. the faculty- and 'trustees.
! Space doesi. not permit 1 discussion
here of the details of this plan, but I
may point out two advantages. . En
tirely ? aside from the life ..this' plan
might pump into the Di , and Phi
Societies, which is a minor matter,
comparatively speaking, this .plan
would practice our students - in
the form . of government" 'thley
will live under; and it would give the
campus a representative ' and respo.ii
sible body to ; decide its vital issues,
-such, for instance, as he honor
system, referred to above. It must
be quite apparent to the naked eye
and it half shut, that the , present
Student; Council system, however ef
fictent in its way, is hot' constituted
to get,: give, create, or -: execute the
volume of student conviction that is
essential to any great, general lasting
reform of any kind, whatsoever.
luckless freshman happens to forget
where he rooms, how can 4ie find it?
When parents arrive; for a visit,
how can they find ; the dormitory
which is so fortunate as to ' shelter
their "son? There's not , a name in
sight. By constant association with
the quad for four, years the senior
may learn that the names of those
four red brick structures are Grimes,
Ruff in, "Mangum and , Manly; but
how is the stranger to know? .
And as for those newer buildings,
now familiarly known as "West Dur
ham," not eyen a period of four years
of association has taught us their
proper names. . F, G, I and J we be
lieve they are sometimes called. But
then again we have heard that they
are to be called . Aycock, Graham,
Everett, and Lewis. The point is:
what are their names and why can't
we see them?. .
Witht;p"erf ectly good empty spaces
over the doorways, we. see no ; reason
why the names ; of- all dormitories
should not be 'inscribed, : engraved,
written, carved or whatnot in plain
sight of a Q the students! '
nrial Workers? Something' should
be done to keep interest alive in that
work. There arj, many who' have be
come so . old .that, they cannot move
around or go out of doors.. They
should be ennabled to live together
in one place. May I suggest' that
the Memorial building be used for
this purpose? The Fund for Aged
Workers could be directed toward ths
purpose". But let us help these men
who have been connected .with Gra
ham Memorial so long. They need
it, more, apparently, than we need
the building.
: COL FAIRFAX. '
Wants Afternoon Mail
; It is not of needs of former times
nor needs in general of which. I wish
to write; but of one particular need,
a very urgent one, of this Univer
sity. We, have sufficient athletics;
we have suitable courses for almost
every profession ; nothing is wrong
with our rooms; we have plenty of
entertainment; yet something is lack
ing. Students in the past have been
forced to do without it but 'I regard
it as an essential thing in college life
and somebody ought to do- something
to remedy the situation. We need a
larger gymnasium ' and the Graham
Memorial ought to be completed,' but j
we can get along, without them at
present. Some -of our classes are
rather boring and the lecture system
in 'Freshman History should be abol
ished but we can worry along wih
them all . right. I am sure, that, most
of the students in this institution will
agree with me! that our greatest need
is a delivery of mail on Sunday after
noons. Just think ..how , much . more,
enjoyable .it would make these long,
dreary .Sunday afternoons if mail
was delivered to us poor homesick
and perhaps, lovesick boys who
would like very , much - to receive a
consoling letter from - home or the
girl friend. ' It 4s not' only pleasant
but, in some cases, necessary. Some
times a fellow may Je. without money
and a check from his dad on Sunday
would come in mighty handy.
I realize that I have fallen short of
proving all the advantages of Sunday
mail, so I appeal to men more gifted
in the art of writing than I to en
ter into a campaign for a delivery of
mail on Sunday afternoons.-. .
Respectfully,
v , BEN NEVILLE
Catawba College To
Conduct Tourist Trip
Catawba College, Salisbury, will
conduct, a trans-continental tourist
trip for teachers during June and
July next summer. Twelve busses
will complete the motorcade; which
will make a round trip of more than
seven thousand miles.
' J - - - ' m ... .
Credit on state , certificates, or op
tional credit on summer school work
of not more than eight semester hours
will be given those who make the trip.
Features of the announced tour in
clude such interesting things as enter
tainment enroute to California,, and
back furnished by moving pictures,
and two male quartets.
DUKE HAS SOPH NET STAR
Durham, Nov.' 13. Grady Frank,
young Puke net star who went to'
the semi-finals of the mid-South
tournament at Pinehurst recently, is
expected to be ' one of the flashiest
members of the Blue Devil tennis
team this year. Frank was born and
reared in Japan, and is a brother of
John Frank, well known several
years ago as a Duke quarterback.
Miss Emily McClennan has return
ed from Davidson College where she
attended ' the game ; Saturday and
dances on -Friday, and Saturday.
CLIPPED
GRIDIRON POLITICS
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While Al ' Smith -goes to takelhis.
rest in faithful Louisiana, the -news
cOmes that Calvin Coolidge will come
,to see ; the university boys of two
apostates at, play. They say he'll , be
in the stadium when Carolina meets
Virginia at Charlottesville on Thanks
giving day! ;
i In the light of the recent, demise
of the Solid South (or perhaps we,
should say, "She' is' not dead but
bolting") a Virginia paper the other
day recalled a football story about
the.. University of s North Carolina
At the same time it called for' a re
vision of the story. The original tale
was that the Carolina coach, between
the halves of a game with Harvard,
after using all the other epithets at
hand in encouraging his players, cried
as a crescendo, "And remember, boys,
every, one of those, fellows is a Re
publican!" r -
And now the Massachusetts of
Harvard goes Democratic' and the
North Carolina of the Tar Heels goes
Republican. .The. coming of ; Calvin
Coolidge to the Virginia-Carolina
game is revision enough.
Cal can't lose however that game
goes. News and Observer;
Di Calendar
German Club Notice
All German Club officers, mar
shals, ball managers, leaders and
their ; assistants are urged ' to have
their pictures made in formal dress
as soon as possible for their space in
the Yackety Yacki hese men should
be reminded ; that it is necessary to
have! pictures" of their partners for
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i- The following Items appear on the
calendar of the Dialectic Senate:
1. Resolved: Th&t the Dialectic
Senate go on record as , stating that
the; prices charged by the Book Ex
change are unreasonable and that an
investigation of the. matter be made.
2. Resolved: That the . Dialectic
Senate go on record as asking the
student body to assist the grounds
committee in preserving the grass
(a) By refraining from walking on
it; (b) By refraining from playing
games on it.
3. Resolved; That the Dialectic
Senate go on record , as. favoring a
modification of the Volstead Act;
. 4. Resolved: That the , Dialectic
Senate go on record as favoring the
abolition , of capital punishment.
Now is the time to send the Tar Heel
Home.
Aoiunr class .
and have your break
fast too, choose a
.cereal that is nourish-
k ing yet easy to digest.
' Shredded Wheat can
be eaten, in a hurry if
necessary the xrisp
shreds and the rough
age keep it; healthful
even when "bolted'
EAT. IT WITH WHOLE MILK
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