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THE TAR HE E L
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Thursday, November 22, 1928
PARAGRAPHICS
It is indeed encouraging " to find
someone other than the Student Coun
cil interested in student government.
While there's interest, there's life;
and while there's life, there's hope!
Since the next issue of the Bucca
neer scheduled to make its appear
ance on the campus is the Football
Number, we can soon find out wheth
er we actually have clean athletics
her. .;-
The recent violent agitation forf the
Sunday delivery of mail must arise
from some of those unfortunate
lads whose home-town sweetheart
write seven time3 a week. 1
These foreign study tours offered
by university departments- are :all
very weir but they should be extend
ed to include Hawaii so many stu
dents want to learn to speak hula
hula. :.. ' - "
Those people who insist upon
swiping Tar Heels and Buccaneers
from in front of our doors must be
sons or little brothers -of the much
maligned individuals who used to bo
mean enough to push little biddies in
the creek...
Why , -
Reorganize?
We are grateful for the interest
showed by Dr. John M. , Booker in
student government, we are interest
ed in his proposal for a separation of
powers into executive, legislative and
judicial; but we are unwilling to sac
rifice our present distinctive form of
government in order to try out his
plan. ' .-. ' ' '
As we see the situation, this new
plan would retain " the present exe
cutive (president of the student body)
and the present judiciary (student
council). Then in addition there
would be the Di Senate and the Phi
Assembly to" function as the legisla
tive branch of student government.
These two bodies, elected by the stu
dents,' would then proceed to make all
laws to govern the students of the
University.
Among our chief objections to -this
proposal is that 'under such a sys
tem discretionary powers of the stu
dent council would be supplanted by
strict adherence to codes of laws laid
down by the two legislative branches.
. Now, each case coming before the
council isjdealt with according to the
particular circumstances of that case.
There is no written rule which must
be followed regardless of differences
ef "situation. Under the proposed
plan the law would be laid down by :
the legislative bodies and would then
have to be upheld by the council.
The individual case would nol re
ceive consideration tne letter oi the
law must be followed.
Furthermore, the existence of a
legislative branch of some 250 stu
dents would mean the enactment of
rule after rule, law upon law, sta
tute beside statute. The most insig
nificant Taction of the student might
be regulated by orders from the Di
and Phi. Such multiplicity of laws
would eventually lead to disrespect
for them. :.
And where would be the place for
the honor system in this governmental
structure? If 250 men are to make
the laws for the campus, individual
responsibility will grow laxer. With
such a large number of government
representatives about the place, few
students will feel that they, too , are
an important part in successful ad
ministration. ,
, True, the Di and the Phi' might
well be strengthened by having their
decisions affect the life of the cam
pus. However, if these two societies
were made into legislative branches
of student government with members
elected by popular vote, they would
immediately be perverted from their
present function. They would no
longer be literary societies open to f
all students interested ' in debating
or public speaking. In strengthening
the Di and Phf by delegating author
ity to them we would at the same
time make of them something that
they are not. As they are, they have
their place in student activities they
encourage' debating. Changed, they
would have . lost their primary use
and have made a doubtful gain. If
they wish to exercise the skill of their
members by deciding whether ignor
ance is bliss, all right. But the cam
pus should not be ruled by this decision!
To be brief, we say, "Why reor
ganize?" '
frost while a prescience of chilblains i
and arnica lurks upon -the air." y
We have no quarrel with the 146
co-eds of this University on" the score
of their dress. Considering the
weather, we doubt that they will be
inclined to take up the cult of ankle
stockings which- has rocked the muni
cipal government .of Goshen,-New
York,, even if there was the tempt
ing likelihood of a little, fight for per
sonal freedom with the Dean's of
fice. -:'..: . ":T: . ' ' '
But we are interested. The male
student body and (whisper it) most
of the faculty watch the changes in
the apparel of the ." gals - with an en
grossed eye. We, are but human
and so are the girls. Else why the
changes "in fashion and the efforts to
please the eye of the male of the
species, whatever the devastation
wrought upon his - pocket-book may
be? ''
, Let .us, then, have uniforms for
the girls' basketball team we heard
about bo recently. Let them be bright
and beautiful. f And let the men cast
an admiring- glance or two upon them
when they practice, if "they wish.
Dress up the ladies so that we may
have : yet another source of esthetic
pleasure. Let the men be , permitted
entrance to the sacred confines of the
Tin Can when the ladiesare tossing
the basketballs around. We won't
be shocked if Coach Ashmore's indif
ference to cuss words is taken advan
tage of by the girls. And watch the
interest in the sport and the attend
ant gate receipts mount to the skies!
H. J. G.
An Intriguing
Proposal V
Dr. John Booker's plan for under
graduate organization as published in
Tuesday's Tar Heel is worthy of seri
ous , consideration.' It is freely ad
mitted that the present Student Coun
cil system of campus government is
far from perfect, although ' the wis
dom of abolishing it .without a sub
stitute system of demonstrated practir
cability is questionable. ! ;
But the idea of a student govern
ment modeled along he lines, laid
down by the United States constitu
tion is intriguing, 1 to' say - the least.
Dr. Booker's plan provides for an
executive department,' a legislative
branch composed of an upper and low
er housed to be call the Di Senate
and the Phi Assembly,- and a judiciary
consisting of a student court of nine
juniors and seniors.
Participation in such a system
would be no end of fun. It would be
highly instructive along governmental
lines. The whole idea carries a strong
appeal to the imagination.
Dr. Booker's proposal is interest
ing from another viewpoint. - It is
indicative of intense interest in stu
dent affairs on the -part of at least
one faculty member. Faculty interest
in student matters here is almost en
tirely somnolent, if it exists at all.
Dr. Booker is the one conspicious ex
ception to this lamentably devil-may-care
attitude of the professors and
near-professors. v
. GLENN HOLDER.
Hot ) -i-y'l
Sock!
The Mayor of Goshen, New York,
recently busted right out in the pub
lic prints in defense of his ruling re
stricting the rolling of young ladies'
stockings. ;
Said the Mayor: "Only 'incidentally
did I attempt to uphold and defend
my - ruling, that if the girls were
compelled to pull up their stockings
the boys must do likewise and aban
don the collegiate custom of wearing
no garters. May I inform you that
on October 15 the order was rescind
ed and I declared an open season on
collegiate socks until next Easter.
We are now in the period of the gal
loping gooseflesh. The katydid
grates her naked knees and sings of
Open Forum
,
JUDGMENT VS. OPINION
To the Editor:
An opinion is based on feeling; a
judgment, on reason so we have
been taught in this institution of
higher learning. In the Tuesday is
sue , of ' the Tar Heel one co-ed ex
pressed her opinion on the1 honor sys
tem; after much chewing of pencil
and waste of paper, we will attempt
to express a judgment , on the mat
ter. We think this will be more rep
resentative tof the Women's Associa
tion than the aforementioned opinion.
c She suggests that while the non
official should obey the law, herself,
her obligation ends there; she has no
responsibility to others.1 Can anyone
really interested in the progress of
the University ignore the trend of af
fairs, their , effect on the individual
and consequently on the community?;
Does not honor extend to things out
side one's own conduct, or are there
two kinds of honor, the one for offi
cials "consisting of obeying the law
and reporting-yiolators; the other for
non-officials consisting of obeying (the
law but at the same time keeping
the eyes tightly shut to everything
else, significant or insignificant ? i
In everyday life one would hardly
report a person for violating a traffic
signal if it led to nothing more seri
ous; but oner would not hesitate to
report a person 'who, while -driving '
when intoxicated, injured a pedestrian
as well as himself. So it is on, the
campus ; as long as an action affects
only the person involved we would
leave it to his own sense of honor to
govern his actions ; if his action af
fects the community, and he shows
no interest in its welfare, it is time
for someone else to take a hand.
The ultimate aim of our honor sys
tem is, of course, prevention, not pun
ishment, but that is the theoretical
end and not attainable in practice.
Man is not such a perfect being that
he falls ; into line without some
measure of force; even student gov
ernment must take into consideration
human nature. The law cannot be
enforced unless there is a penalty at
tached to its violation. -
We . would certainly not sanction
wholesale reporting, but some things
cannot be ignored. Does a person
"unnecessarily condemn" the offend
er if ' he takes what he considers to
be the most effective steps of bring
ing this offender to a, realization of
the seriousness of his offense ? Af
ter all, if a person does not have the
decency to refrain from actions re
flecting on the honor of the institu
tion, should his feelings be the first
consideration in deciding on a course
of action?
TWO OTHER CO-EDS.
WE WANT SUNDAY MAIL
To the Editor:
I , wish to say in the very begin
ning that I want Sunday mail; we
all want Sunday mail. You bet! This
is one of our greatest needs here at
this University at the ' present. I'll
now attempt to tell you why we want,
and. should have this mail.
In the first place, who doesn't ap
preciate a nice letter on : Sunday?
And my friends, it is agony to sit
(or stand) around Sunday, waiting
for .Monday's' mail. : " " 'r-
Why,- only the other Sunday I
strode Into my room, and found my
room-mate looking very downcast.
He was the picture of utter dejection.
He looked as though he. had lost, his
last friend on earth. - . y . "
"Maybe his girl friend has turned
him down, or .he is dead broke, or
perhaps, someone in the family is seri
ously ' ill," thought I to myself, j
I -approached him quietly and asked,
"What's the matter, Ben? What's
wrong? 'Tell me!" r
lie said very sadly, "Oh, I wish
they would deliver mail on Sunday!"
' And kinj readers', -"them's my sen
timents exactly."
Let us have mail on Sunday. Just
think! There are many of , us who
Would enjoy a letter from Mother
"or Dad. It would console us con
siderably. And a letter from the girl
friend would, elevate our spirits to
great heights. And then perhaps
Dad or Uncle (or some kind soul)
might send, us a check. Oh joy! And
just ; think of how many - slightly
homesick and probably lovesick youths
it would cheer up. ..
How can they have the heart to
deny us of our mail on Sunday?.
And then too, it would help out our
postman quite a bit. , Why, on Mon
day morning he staggers under a
huge avalanche of letters and papers.
And then too) our boxes are packed
and jammed to the very utmost. Some
of the time, anyway. -
Now, it would be unfair to expect
our s regular mail-carrier to have to
deliver mail on Sunday also.' So" we
should have an extra man to carry
our Sunday's mail. And why not ?
Come, my friends, 'tis not too late
to demand Sunday mail Let's go!
One delivery on Sunday afternoon
would bei just fine. Wouldn't it
though? You bet it would!
. And again, I repeat most emphati
cally, "We want Sunday mail!"
, Yours respectfully and hopefully, '
F. EUGENE PATTERSON.
FOR A STUDENT BODY
CHEERING SECTION
-Flights of a Flea
.. -by-- .
EMMETT WILSON
To the Editor;
' Of course! When new project is
launched no matter what it is
there is instantly an abundance of
enthusiasm and spirit. Keen interest
is profound.' And yet, why is it that
there always appears an inevitable
laxness ? Projects may be divided
into two groups. Light projects and
profound projects. A light project
is the result of quick fantastic im
pulse. A profound project is the re
sult of profound . premeditation.- It
is easy to see how the quickly cul
tivated spirit ; taken in the light pro
ject dies but what I want to ask is
how can a unanimous spirit in a pro
found project die ?
' I prefer to consider the University
of North Carolina as a profound
project. Everything is projective
until it is terminated. I deny that
the spirit in this profound project
has died, for it leaks out in a hun
dred different ways. But why r does
it only leak out why doesn't it pour
but? Because it, is checked!
The spirit in many other. colleges
( know, is sometimes more obvious
than the college 'itself. Just where
is it so' obvious? So emphatic? So
keenly conspicuous'
ames! How displayed!
At football
By the
unanimous cooperative cheering of the
student body. Not by a few fresh
men who are forced into a uniform
and compelled to back ' old Carolina.
Why is such a preposterous state of
affairs existent? I am a freshman
T have sat with upperclassmen during
the games, and, when from far be
low, the freshmen raised their voices
in cheering nothing was more notice
able to me than the desire on the part
of the upperclassmen to join in with
even more vim and .'vigor;; But it
could not be. " Because only the fresh
men are organized into a cheering
section. v The cheer leaders do not
address the entire student body,.
Why not ? Why should a ' spirit as
bright as there" is in U. N.. C. -be
checked by the present state of af
fairs ? I propose the abolition of the
freshman' cheering section and the
development of a student body cheer
ing section.
Yours truly, v v ' ..
J T. GILBERT PEARSON, JR.
"So many things, do not mean
what they seem," wrote a young hus
band suiciding. Possibly referring to
"easy payments." -Council Bluffs
Nonpareil.
" The London Standard explains that
"lady" is derived from an old Eng
lish word signifying dough-kneader.
Not dough-needer by any chance?
Detroit News. ,
" Ho! The Literati
Sherwood Anderson, in his lecture
a few nights ago, blasted a pet theory
of this columnist to bits. He said
that creative men are aware of all
that is about them. - After a stay of
.quite r a few months on this campus
the conclusion was drawn that these
artists often went into trances which
made the presence of others ethereal.
There are no thanks to you, Mr. An
derson. -You have taken away an
other toy. You have blasted another
dream. ' .
Bull's Head Bulls
On lookiner into the Bull's Head
I bookshop several mornings early in
the year -the conclusion wao
that at last the best element on the
campus had gone for a true apprecia
tion of the better things in literature.
t c,oaraA ! rhelL Erskine, and
Sandburg had arrived on the "hill".
It was apparent, that modernism in
reading had broken down the old bar
riers of Southern' vapidity in regard
to good bopks being none Other than
the Wayerly novels. But, alas, ' a
closer scrutinization brought the first
assumption to naught ! The cultur
ed retreat was overridden with scho
lars who were ' cribbing French 3 or
Spanish r 5. And thus another icon
was hurled to" the ground !
: To Diet or to Phite!
The sewing-circles are off in full
swing again. The Di and . Phi are
up to their old tricks as practised in
days of yore. This has been exem
plified by certain resolutions fraught
with religious; economic, and social
importance which the forensic ; train
ing grounds have mulled over the past
several society meetings. The v Phi
engaged in a rather weighty discus
sion recently of r the merits ' and . de
merits of 5 the blissful state of igno
rance. This 'is the same sort- of
question we used to hem and haw
over back in the good old prep school
days on the night of impromptu de
bates. How nice it would have been
to have heard the resolution .hang in
the doubtful realm of victory or de
feat! " What fond memories of fresh
ness of thought and mental outlook
would have returned through the dim
mist . of the pastl And then ' there
was the question of whether or not
Mary Gold should marry Henry
Austinn but lest happy tears course
down my bearded cheek this must be
left for the time being! ' :' J .
What Is the Right Age?
Although juniors " have optional
class 'attendance, the rule in regard
to compulsory attendance "of sopho
more subjects; is still being rigidly en
forced by the various . deans. One
cannot "help but wonder what is at
the base of such a contradictory step,
forward. It is very ' apparent that
such an ordinance is not for the bene
fit of those who have been here for a
sufficient length of time to know
how to discipline themselves mentally
and physically. It seems that ' all one
must do to merit the privilege of self
reliance is to somehow manage to
last through two years of college. But
first be sure that you "get off your
required spohomore subjects;
then you are -given the right to major
as you see proper. The crown will be
placed upon your brow' after you have
met the chronological test. Intelli
gence is of no great importance.
You do not know why you are here
until you have passed your first "two
years of required work !
: Is This Another Blind Pig? .
With the, approaching debate . on
modification of the .Volstead Act be
tween aspirants for the Mary D.
Wright medal the presence of a good
bit of prima facie evidence is being
offered to one side or the other by an
interesting display in Patterson's
drug store. At the back of the soda
fountain there is a complete outfit
for all who are desirous of riding the
tally-ho or are suffering ; from -: the
demons of hang-over. - There are three
charred kegs. at the base of the struc
ture. , Around it is grouped cork
screws,. Bromo . Seltzer, ammonia, Sal
Hepatica, and all the various and sun
dry needs of the tippler. All that is
missing is some sort of an invention
which will keep home brew- from
foaming too copiously. Ah, but you
are unable to fool us ! These are not
the good old days ! - . .. ,
V The Verse. Is Yet to Cornel
. Since the columnists of this' paper
have all pledged themselves to the
shrines of Calliope and Euterpe we
too have become a votary . at their
holy pTaces. Witness this outrage
All Is N0t ' Gold That Glitters '
Last night my heart lept high with
bliss v - :- ,
To feel upon my lips, your kiss
White-hot with all your - passion's
heat.
Alas, but joy is not complete!
While I was dreaming rhymes and
yerse, :"
You lustfully removed my. purse
Thursday, November 22, 1923
LeOIc Introduce
-' by
J.- MARYON SAUNDERS
. Alumni Secretary
And nOW mv cryio ic T. i
j Mviit uue cr f-vi rxr w-;
Jit's Hell to know you're broke again 1
Dr. - William Picard Jacocks,, '04
. One of the men to travel farthest
to see the Georgia Tech ; game re
cently was Dr: : W P. Jacocks, who
has been for several years in Ceylon,
India." Dr. Jacocks has been with the
International Health : Board, of the
Rockefeller Foundation, since 1915,
and has seen foreign service in the
West Indies and Ceylon. He got
back to this country in time to at
tend the Tech game.
Dr. Jacocks was borri in Windsor,
December 9, 1877. He received his
A.B. degree at the university in 1904,
his M.A. in 1905,' and returned in
1907-09 to- take the' first two years
of his medical course. As an under
graduate he was - on the . fo'otball
team for four years, the track team
for two years, a member of the Phi
Society, Phi Beta Kappa, Kappa Al
pha, Gorgon's Head, and Golden
Fleece. , -i''
After completing his ; course at
Chapel Hill he attended the University
of Pennsylvania and received there
his medical degree. In 1912 he went
with the Rockefeller Sanitary Com
mission, first; being director for North
Carolina, and then utility director for,
the Southern states. " .
Two More Weeks In
Which to Have Your
xYack Pictures Made
It is announced by the staff of the
1929 Yackety Yack that there are
bnly - two more ' "weeks left -in which
juniors;5' seniors,-: fraternity - members
and pledges, and others - desiring in
dividual space in this year's book may
have their pictures taken, f December
10 has been v set as the final date for
all individual pictures to be in the
hands of the editorial staff. .
' It is also requested that those who
wish their pictures to go in as mem
bers of debate teams, officers of vari
ous activities on the campus,' or who
wish their pictures to go in as con
nected with any other organizations,
please specify the fact on the data
cards in the studios of Wootten-Moul-ton
or else notify the Yackety Yack
staff .'immediately. -Much trouble and
possible embarrassment will be saved
both the members of the publication's
staff and, the student body at large if
this matter , is attended ' to. Appoint
ments may be made at Sutton's .Drug
Store any time this week. Fifty
cents "is necessary for the obtaining
of an appointment card, and one dol
lar is required at the tinle the pic
ture is' taken. ; . ' : ' . , .
'
Piatt Addresses
Engineering Society
The regular meeting of the William
Cain Engineering Society was held
last Friday night, November 16th, in
Phillips Hall. The principal speak
er' for the meeting was Mr. William
L. Piatt, of Durham, who spoke on
the present trend of engineering. Mr.
Piatt is chief engineer of the Dur
ham water plant and is the designer
of the buildings for the plant recent
ly constructed there; and is well vers
ed on current engineering affairs. His
talk dealt mainly with the problems
that concern the engineer after he is
in business, and the" situations that
an engineer often has' to cope with.
Sigma Nu To Be
Guests of Carolina
; Sigma Nu Fraternity will be the
guests of the Carolina Theatre at the
Saturday night i show this, week, ac
cording to an announcement made by
Manager E. C., Smith. - . ; "
The fraternity invited to attend this
week is one of the groups which will
bff guests of the theatre each week,
alternating 'with a dormitory group.
It isthe desire of the Carolina Theatre
to -have every fraternity and dormi
tory on the campus as its guest
some time during the .year.
' The Sigma Nu men are requested
to be at the theatre at nine o'clock
lor the second shew.