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THE TARHEEL
xuesaay, Apru 9, 1929
rushwork
By Whitewing Jr.
In one of the earlier appearances
of this column there have been
earlier appearance's, believe it or
not we had planned to follow Tar
Heel custom and have a Policy. For
hours we sweated over that policy.
Jt was really wonderful. We stood
for keeping off the grass, completion
of Graham Memorial, abolition of
hazing, drinking, the removal of the
ghastly Y.M.C.A. building oh, lots
of worthv causes. All of the old
standbys and some nice new ones.
The first column was nothing but
policy. Something happened and it
never ran. The second had a sum
mary of our policy and the summary
never appeared.
And now well, we have gotten so
we just don't care. We tried and
tried to uplift people, but the nasty
old things don't seem to care a bit.
So from now on you won't get any
policy in this column. Not a drop.
It's your own fault, and there's no
use whining. Maybe if you came
around and asked real nice though
Educators Want To
Follow Washington
Seek $12,000,000 Endowment for
National University; Wash
ington Wanted It.
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New plans for a national univer
sity which would carry out the wishes
of George Washington are being made
by a group of educators of which Dr.
Olin Templin of the University of
Kansas is the head.
Congress will be asked for an ap-
Large Audience
Hears Bernard
Shows How Curriculum Aids Stu
dents in Adjusting Themselves
To Life.
A record class assembled in, the
Methodist church Sunday morning to
hear the lecture by Dr. Bernard.
Several topics were taken up by
Dr. Bernard in the course of his dis
cussion, the principal part being based
on the subject, "How the curriculum
propriation of $12,000,000 to establish of an American college' is helpful in
the -university, its supporters claim- aiding students to adjust themselves
ing that the original bequest of to life."
$25,000, made by Washington for the "A man's life is governed to a con-
Hounding of such a schxl, would now extent by the material he
amount with interest to the huge sum. studies and the ideas he forms while
The $25,000 bequest was contain- in college. This fact places a great
ed in Washington's original will, amount of responsibility upon the in-
During an attempt of his admirers to structors. As I see it, there are three
get congress to pass a bill creating important functions of a college pro-
the university a senate committee was fessor. The first is to impart facts
appointed to investigate what became already established; the second is to
of the money. It reported that no provide a system or method of acquir
trace could be found of such a fund, ine these facts: and thirdly, to inter-
Yackety-Yack.
$13.00 Part payment of expenses
of Student Activities Group " Dinner,
January 15, 1929.
$7.50 Student Government Sta
tionery. $7.00 Student Council report
blanks for reports to the deans and
the registrar.
$1.40 Mimeographed letters sent
to all members of the faculty relative
to the Honor System.
$24.15 All miscellaneous expenses,
including student government ledger,
telegrams, official expression of sym
pathy from the student body, etc.
$499.59 Total amount received from
Student Gov't Fund.
440.51 Totai amount expended.
$ 59.08 Balance April 9, 1929.
(Note: On account of limited
space, it is impossible to itemize each
small expenditure. However, upon
Numerous bills in furtherance of the
university project have been laid be-
pret these facts in regard to their
relation to life. The third is by far
fore congress, but no action has been J the most important, but for some rea
son this is avoided as much as possible.
taken.
Professor Templin has figured that This is perhaps because that in carry-
if the historic $51,000 refused by mg out this function one must neces-
Washington for his services as com- sarily enter into the realm of religion.
Some years agone, when papa mander-in-chief of the . army for There is no excuse for avoiding reli-
Whitewing twirled his truculent brush eight years were to be used as an en- gion. Religion is man's effort to
around these parts, the great stimu- dowment fund with accumulated in- understand the things which he finds
lus f or setting him and his various terest it would reach the amazing total and adapts himself to in life,
impedimenta into acuon was me 0I $bu,uuu,uuu. , "isio matter now many courses a
George Washington was deeply in- man has passed or how many degrees
terested in seeing a national univer- ne. has, unless he has iormed some
sity established. He continued to philosophy of life he does not have an
work for it until his death hyt mes
sages to congress, public speeches and
by correspondence. He assigned as
a site for the school a tract of land
Playmakers
But if papa thinks we're going to
carry on his blood feud, he's mistaken.
We admire the Playmakers very
much. If we had a million dollars we
would probably give them something.
education. A man to be educated
should have formed this philosophy
by the time he is twenty-five years
old."
If we had a million dollars . . . .Let's
see, now, what we would do but back vv f ha jAn n,
to the subject. SnTmnrters nf the -nrnit 'wmiM PmfPSSOr TTftrinfr Trt
,it -.. 2 i i j ; I rr J o
we aoni mm yapa wuum Tiav the t.AArhino- staff marl nr. nf
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the pick of educators from this coun
try and abroad-. The students would Professor Harinfr. of the denart
quite as much hell as he did: Things
are different now. And our Policy is
oh, well, who cares ?
Besides liking the Playmakers Lies
well, we went oy tnere one nignt,
stepped in to see a rehearsal, inen Myr pi x x lVTon
Address Debate Class
we went to all the rest of the rehear
sals: went to the show Friday went
to the show Saturday.
For Spring has suddenly become
more than a problem in bronchitis ;
more than a mildly interesting suc
cession of bursting buds, birds, cats,
and whiskeyed harmonies over the
campus. We're in love. (Raleigh,
Greensboro, Winston-Salem and Al
toona (Pa.) papers please do not
copy.)
And she spoke. As we sat in the
back row during rehearsal, she asked
"Can you hear me back there?"
We meekly nodded assent, when
be picked men from the best univer- ment of Economics, will be the prin
cipal speaker at the weekly meet'
ing of the, debate class Thursday
night in 201 Murphy Hall at 7:30.
IIP
the personal request of any student,
I will be glad to account in minute
detail for the complete expenditures
of student government during the'
past year.)
D. E. HUDGINS, JR.,
Retiring Pres. Student Body,
For the Student Council.
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Non-fraternity men at the Univer- Carolina in the radio debate with the
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sity of Texas have, opened a drive University ol Virginia, which will De
flP-niTwt. Vip flrppv ipttp-r tsnpipripc Droaacastea irom Kicnmona on the
To carry on the fight they have night of April 25
established their own campus paper, The query to be used in this debate
'The Texas Barb," in opposition to is : "Resolved, That national adver-
the long-established "Daily Texan." tising as it is now practiced is both
In getting out this paper," the socially and economically "harmful."
4,000 non-fraternity men and women Professor Haring will endeavor to
on the student rolls say, "the pub- give the class the economists' ideas
lishers and editor have no thought in on the subject.
mmd of branding fraternities as be- " All those who exnect tn trVfor a
ing a detriment to the University if place on the Uam are urfred
we wanted to rise as" one man and they are carried on in the spirit in preSent at this meeting due to the
tell her we would hear her anywhere. which hey were conceived." Local fact that the date for tfte try-out will
chapters are criticized
The initial number of "The Texas
Barb" prints the names of both men
and girl students banned from fur
ther social activities for attending an
Perhaps some day we shall find
courage to tell her that we, too, are
of the staee. With something in
tr ...
common, there is hope.
And don't think we haven't had a
be determined by a
present.
vote of those
REPORT ISSUED ON EXPENDI
TURES OF STUDENT GOV'T.
We've held hats and unauthorized dance of Theta Nu Ep-
stage career.
hot half dollars for all the magicians
that ever played our home town op
era house.
It proves the existence 01 some-thing-or-other
for which southerners
should feel pride, and we have a
vague notion that it is profound
sociologically.
Anyway, to a "showing" the other
day by a New York house whose
trade name is only exceeded in
silon. The son of the dean is listed
among those so barred.
"Betas Enjoy Quiet Sunday Af
ternoon Whoopee with Negro Yard
man Chaperone," is the heading of
another article, while a third an
nounces: "Kappa Hideout Makes Es
cape by Side Door. Matron Dis
covers Young Man Under Dining
Table at 11:10 p. m., Wednesday
Night."
A bill to bar fraternities in state
ornateness by its prices. We were supported schools was offered at the
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tertainment Fee Vote, Freshman
elections, Daily Tar Heel Vote, Reg
ular Campus Elections.)
$137.41 Expenses of representa
tive to meeting of National Federa
tion of Students held at Columbia,
Missouri, December 12-16.
$74.15 Mailing student govern
ment booklets to all incoming freshmen.
!du.uu btudent uouncu page, in
met at the door by a Person who had
Air and Accent, and who' said
last session of the Legislature. It
was not pressed to a vote.
Wake Forest and
State Have Problem
To Wake Forest College and N. C.
State College recently came letters
addressed "To the cutest man in col
lege." The Wake Forest student
body met to decide the rightful own
er of the letter, but the State letter
was given to a' student by mistake
by the bursar without proving his
right to it. The letters contained
requests for college stickers by a
an
with a bored and upstage manner:
"Ah my boy can I help you?"
We had a sudden urge to abandon
our modest quest for a tie, and go
into such an orgy, of buying that this
person would be forced to alter his
obviously unfavorable opinion of us.
That is the reaction the speech is
meant to have and poor souls with
inferiority complexes like us are es
pecially hard hit. The line is a great
success in the home store, New York
ers being what they are, and is used
exclusively.
Koinop avaf tna H.tkCtof I maorvor i ... . . ........
' 1 in wno was oemg initiated into a
bung around, 'waiting to se how the j f raternity.
Carolina Student would react. Une
came. Again we heard that damned: Chinese producers furnish the U.I
"Ah, my boy can I help yj?u?" S. about 10,000,000 pounds of tungl
There was one of those heavy oil yearly.
silences for a moment, then the boy,
Mr. Hoover is an engineer, but we I
hope he will also do a little firing.
American Lumberman.
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How Will You Spend It?
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Out near our villa there's a nice sell ' the NEW INDEXED BIBLE.
young man who knows he's going to Most helpful Bible made,' and best
quietly, firmly, said "no"; closed the
door behind him.
We went out of there into a bright
er world, faith in fellow students and
one thing and another unutterably
strengthened. .
make the staff of Life because he's
so well bred.-
Whoopy, mama, George cut him
self in two with a hacksaw.
Dr. Jesse Jones, of the Stokes-
Phelps foundation, spent the week
end at the home of Professor Jack
Wooster.
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For the last year or so I noticed the
boys around the office here using
Edgeworth to the exclusion of all
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In April of this year I was in Canada
on a business trip and decided to take
another whirl at pipe-smoking. So I
invested a good share of my savings
in a pipe and a few cents additional
for a can of Edgeworth.
From then on I have been figura
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