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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1945 THE TAR HEEL cifu r u 15) LAW 0A! T TS3 e o f(ftiin Jr Smart people hang on to their money by buying Vic- tory Bonds and HOLDING them. Jack Benny does, too. But don't let that stop you. Buy some anyway. All high-class people do this. For example,. I do. Lowlifes like Benny imitate us upper-crust denizens by buying Victory Bonds just so they can get their picture in the "Police Gazette." Among polite circles, it is no longer considered de ri- geur to trip up the waiter or cash in your Victory Bonds. In these circles, in which Benny is considered a square, it is also deemed a trifle gauche that's hog Latin for sloppy to dunk your feet in the finger bowl. When Benny finds this out, he'll probably be so embarrassed he'll break down and start wearing shoes. C The boys coming back from Europe and Okinawa prob ably won't lope up to you breath lessly and dangle a medal around your neck for buying Victory Bonds, but you can bet your bot tom Jap yen they won't give you the water cure, either. They, know the importance of Bonds they buy enough every month themselves to make Benny's toupee turn green. m-l 1 f i J-l 1 J X 1 ne laziest way in me worm r moVa ovtro mnnAV is t.fl lVS lllUUV VsAlXC J w let those Victory Bonds accumu late interest. You get back 133 on your original invest ment in ten years. So let all your spare cash snooze away in Vic tory Bonds. If you MUST tuck something under your mattress, try your mother-in-law. 5. And don't think because your Aunt Cracklethroat's tea leaves spelled "rat" last Sun day that the end of this war is in sight. It's not even within swooning distance. So make like Benny and pinch that penny. Or, as the farsighted zoo keeper said to the careless elephant keeper, "Till V-J day, hoard that hay!" Then, KEEP hoarding till the Victory Bonds mature. Victory Bonds . To Have and To Mold The Following Patriotic Merchants Sponsored This Advertisement: Hospital Saving Association Foister Photo Co. John Foushee, Fire Insurance Harry's This is an official U. S. Treasury advertisement prepared under auspices of Treasury Department and War Advertising: Council Carolina Inn Carolina Sport Shop Danziger's Lacock Shoe Shop Ledbetter-Pickard m University Cleaners Page Three
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