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THE TAR HEEL TUESDAY, JUNE 23, 1953 The Tar Heel, published Tuesday and Friday during the first Sum. imer Session and printed by The News Inc., Hillsboro, N. C, is the of ficial publication of the Summer School of the University of North Carolina where it is published by the students. STAFF Al Shortt, Pete Adams, Tom Farramore, Rolfe Neill. The Eye Of Roger ("The horse sees imperfectly, magnifying some things, minimiz ing others ..." Hipporotis; circa 500 B. C.) THE HORSE was lying so dog go under the Davie Oak that I all Trot missed seeing him. When I slowed to join him, he rolled one of his eight-ball orbs click ingly and wagged his tail. He certainly was doggo! "I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be a campaign pledge," h chittered, sitting up to display a swollen jaw. "Least of all, a Republican campaign pledge. Loud, sing suckoo! Alas and welladay!" What was wrong? "Everything is wrong," The Horse said dolefully. "In Wash ington, and with me." How was that? "In" Washington," The Horse said gloomily, "it is General Eisenhower, General Motors and general confusion. With me, it is general disillusion." I wished he would be specific I didn't like generalities. "Me, too," The Horse snorted. "'Generalities are the kernel of our major problem. How is a man to be captain of his soul - ;not to mention his teeth, if the lieutenants of government turn things over to sergeants to run? It is corporal punishment cooked CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 t Enclosures e. stop! 4 (1UMIL) U. Island in New York harbor I. On of the 12 apoctles 13. Perf ornwr : 14. Own 13. Sun god 13. Exclama tion 17. ur 19. A bulwark SI. Fabulous bird (Myth.) 25. Old times (archaic) X3.CM1U and fever 34. A grouchy person 17. Silk embroidery thread IS. Musical , Instrument 29. Male sheep SO, Wine receptacle rate public tableau 3. Long-eared rodents S7. Disfigure 23. At home S3. Half ems 49. Confront 41. Composition for eight 43. Watered silk 44. Rips 43. Eea eagles DOWN 3 Pinaceous tree 2. Hawaiian greeting 3. Glisten 4. Goddess of healing (Norse) 5. Steamship (abbr.) 6. Aside 7. Waistcoat 8. Close to 9. Sober 10. Stupors 14. Flock 17. Close the seams (na boat 18. Southern constel lation 13 19 2Q IT 'A 24 24 15 To 124 2$2 I: 3? 33" 17 I The Horse Will Coe up by the Washington generalit ies for us privates to endure." I thought his speech had cover ed all the ranks in the services. What was behind it all? "I have what the lads call a 'service connected' mouth." The Horse spoke , with obvious pain. "Just as if a Nazi or a Nippo had , shot my face up. My jaw started bothering me, so I wrote the Vets Administration a lettter. After all, Ike said 'I won't never for get none of you brave fellows who followed me because you couldn't very well do no other way without getting shot." Ike had been neither so un grammatical nor so frank. The Vets wrote me back that they "were due to take care of my service - connected face," The Horse chittered, "BUT" their 'examination funds' had been amputated, and it was illegal to do anything without first an exa mination. It couldn't be given me free, nor would I be permitted to pay the few dollars necessary for the examination. That was that." So? "So I blew out with a neat adsecc, got a jaw infection and xiAiuisiEr eiAksr i hTa r om, A s. Mg t obJ 26 T T UEO Xtj i6mE t rtajT s cpfa e se p e FlE PT.HR E ESjT E RlR S .Rp SJS I A I NjNjE R JIE L Ojyjg fll .QEjAlRNlf "ilitlal AiRiMi ft.,1 20. Founder of 23. Egyptian dancing girl 24. Two wheeled'war vehicle (anc.) 25. A kind of tale 26. Native of Arabia 27. Cigarettes (slang) 29. Rodents 31. Half quarts 32. At full speed 38. Mother-of-pearl E 317 Yesterday' Answer 34. Woody perennials 36. Malt beverage 40. Because 42. Tantalum (sym.) 43. Personal pronoun I2T 18 I 7 1 19 VVV. X1 32 53 371 40 43 I V7A 77 Fun Spots In Kessing Pool is a rather ela borate recreational complex Con sisting of a large quantity of small children surrounded by a small quantity of water, sur rounded by cement and tile, the whole surrounded by half a do fcen life guards. These latter gentlemen are permitted the rare privilege of wearing white canvas shorts over the ridiculously small Woollen gym blue bikinis, thereby turning almost complete nudity into to tolerable immodesty. (Women are allowed to wear their own suits, though on request they can use a costume furnished by the school. This consists of to date it is costing me fifty four simoleons. Truman Dollars, to you. And have you noticed Dollars are scarcer? Loud sing Cuckoo, I wish Ike had forgot ten us Service men! Someone remembered to crop the exa mination money." Well, he was better now, The Horse was. Why the rage? "The oil-lands served up as payment for The Second Lousi ana Purchase was a campaign promise," The Horse snarked. "Bonneville Dam going to pri vate Power is another campaign promise. The artificial rubber plants being given to the four leading rubber companies is a campaign promise. But they're going too far when they toss in my teeth for good measure!" Why didn't he complain to the higher echelon? "Ugh!" The Horse grimaced "I'm sick of military terms. Be sides, I'd like to catch Ike when he isn't agreeing with McCarthy, which seems to be every other day; and you can't be sure. But we may see things like this im proving." Truly, the Horse sees imper fectly. ... The (Nicest People Are (Meeting The Nicest People In THE INTIMATE BOOKSHOP 205 E. Franklin St. OPEN EVENINGS Chapel Hill what appears to be a green paint job covered most of the torso. (The paint, apparently, is water proof.) At the gate to the pool is stationed a very pretty young lady who normally is quite plea sant, but goes into an absolute tizzy if one tries to enter the water , without "being wet as a results of having taken a shower bath." She can really get quite nasty about this point, and has on more than one occasion sent me scurring back to the locker room to perform this ritual. I am not sure why she is so insistent about this matter, but it probably is a results of some traumatic experience in her childhood. Once over this barrier there remains merely getting in the Vater. Though the pool is at PERMANENT WAVES OF LASTING BEAUTY II" MR. ANGELO In Our Durham Salon La Marick Permanent Waves Super Deluxe Creme Oil Cold Wave DeLuxe Creme Oil Cold Wave Custom Creme Oil Cold 12.50 Value 5.95 (Stylists' Prices Slightly Higher) We feature only professional and such as Fashion Wave by Helene and La Marick Cold Wave. 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