PAGS TWO
THE TAR HEEL TUESDAY JULY 14, 1953
No One Cares But . . .
Al Harrison
sir
The Tar Heel, published Tuesday and Fridav durins the first Sum.
1 net Session and printed by The News Inc., Hillsboro, N. C, is the of
ficial publication of the Summer School of the University of North
Carolina where it is published by the students.
STAFF: Al Harrison, Al Shortt, Tom Parramore, Rolfe Neill
The Eye Of The Horse
- Roger Will Coe
("The horse sees imperfectly,
magnifying some things, mini
mizing others. .
circa 500 B. C.)
Hipporotis;
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t
The Horse
was reading
a newspaper
in the lee of
Graham Me
morial when
I found him.
I didn't
ppeak for a
moment be
cause The
Horse was
alternately reading (he lip-reads,
and with his Jips that is some
thing!) and chortling in high
glee.
I What was funny?
i "Darned if the Russkies aren't
going Capitalistic, for fair!" The
Horse brayed, his piano-key
teeth flashing delight. This pro
gram they have announced for
Poland, is quite a dish, and a
dish stolen straight from an
American Political Party!"
1 Would he elucidate further, on
his cerebrations?
' "T will not move over," The
Horse? snapped. "There's lots , of
room without I should move.
Hey, listen to this one: 'Wages,
of workers will be increased,
and prices of commodities will
go down; people will be en
courageed in free-enterprise, and
the government will ruthlessly
punish all profiteers.' Echoes of
Chicago, if that ain't familiar!"
Did The Horse mean we did
like lhat?
! "Why, sure," The , Horse clut
tered, balling the newspaper in
to a pillow and resting his head
on it. "A political platform is
isort of like a game of verbal
tick-tack toe where everybody is
happy but nobody ever wins.
Anything the candidate says is
immediately cancelled! out by the
next thing he says."
i Wasn't that cynical?
"Nope, only comical," The'
Horse laughed. "Look if you
raise wages the price of goods
should go up, yes? So how can
you both raise wages and lower
prices? Another campaign favor
ite is, 'We will encourage trade
with the world; but our tariffs
will be raised against encroach
ment.' Ain't that a lulu? And
how about this one: 'The natural
resources of the pee-pul will be
preserved for their benefit; and
Bonneville Dam and Niagara
Falls will be turned over to pri
vate power combines.' "
Well, it seemed to be the
custom to go on like that.
"Sure," The Horse agreed eq
uably, "and no harm in it at
all until one or another candi
date gets it into his noggin he
is expected to keep all those
high-flung campaign promises.
Then it becomes a case of 'Who
Threw The Overalls In Mrs.
Murphy's Chowder?' The last
guy I know who tried to keep
all Ms campaign promises was
Hoover, and he ended up pleas
ing nobody."
Was The Horse suggesting
some current parallel?
"Parallels give one a lot of
latitude, as Geography 38 ably nalism is. getting us down hope
NO ONE CARES BUT
1. It's mucr too warm to tus
sle with books, projects, or quiz
zes. Student's point of view is
that quizzes are unfair to the
professors who have to grade
them.
2. Beer drinking remains the
favorite extra curricular activity
indications are that it is here
to stay until something better
comes along.
3. If you must study to pull
up quality points, make the
Dean's List or graduate, we ad
vise you to do it in the after
noon and take advantage of the
air conditioning in the North
Carolina room of the Library.
4. The suspense as to who will
be appointed new Dean of Jour-
demonstrates," The Horse pen
tificated, "so I'll help myself
to one small such. I don't doubt
Bob Taft has ; some hip trouble, ,
and I'm sorry he has; but it
strikes me that Mr. Republican
took to, those crutches awfully,
fast after, a quick re-cap of what
was going, on on, the Campaign
Promise front. And, Dewey has
not only got himself exceeding
ly interested in the New York
City Subway situation, from the
looks of things he's living in one
of those thunder-tubes. A whole
lot of hard-boiled, professional
politicians are playing ostrich,
and any time they quit looking,
the political barometer must be i
tossing out storm-warnings ; like
a candidate making with the
promises."
What did The Horse think
such doings portended?
i "I see trouble," The Horse
said soberly, his , eight-ball, eyes,
clicking. "In -trying , to keep one
Campaign Promise,', Big Steel is
haying, its , head, fed, into the
the committee keeps it in tne
journalism school family.
5. what has become of the
"dog pack" which was so prom
inent during the spring quarter?
Power-Combine hopper out
West. Clipping Big Steel's hair
is like giving a wildcat a ;hot
foot." - So?
"So Big Business is realistic,"
The Horse shrugged. "It is no
trick for it to play tick-tack-toe
right back and throw the next
Congressional elections to the
Demon Democrats and cancel
out the Power Lads. I see trou
ble, because Taft and Dewey and
Kaiser and Reynolds and Mellon
and Knowland see trouble."
I wondered what McCarthy
(Saw?
I "Holy Joe is color-blind, he
sees nothing but Red," The
Horse horsed. "Well, I'll be see
dn' ya next Fall.
I hope The Horse will be see
ing better by that time. . .
CROSSWORD
ACROSS DOWN
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cutting,
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10. Mimick
12. Greedy
13. Small,
natural
hollow in
the akin
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plant
15. Linen
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(Eccl.)
16. Music note
17. AU correct
18. Lixivium
19. Bog
20. Trojan hero
(Class.
Myth.)
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24. Sash (Jap.)
'25. Fuel
28. The gravev
28. A spend
thrift
31. Open (poet.)
32. Kind of
meat
33. Greek letter
34. Tantalum,
(aym.)
35. Audience
36. Rodent
(So. Am.)
38. Matches -
40. Leave out
41. Coarse,
I edible
seaweed
42. Girl's name
43. Fresh-water
tortoise;,
44. Native
ofMedit
2. Raised
platform
3. Covers
4. Elevated
train
0. A pleasant
look
6. Branch
7. Mischievous
spirit
8. Threw, as
missiles
9. Islands
(S. Pacific)
11. River (Fr.)
13. Periods
of time
18. Medieval
type of
short tale
19. Clenched
hand
21. City
(Alaska)
22. Subside
23. Owns
25. Herd of
whales
26. Carried
27. Obscure
28. Conflicts
29. Stir up
30. Lariat
32. Compelled
to go along
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Could it be" that they are taking
advantage of summer school to
visit relatives at Duke, Woman's
College, or State. If so, odds are
that they will return to Carolina
for obvious reasons.
6. The Senate Internal Secur
ity Committee didn't add any
prestige to the University with
its latest investigation but in the
main it may have served a good
purpose perhaps it will open
the eyes of; those formerly una
ware and likely to wander off
the narrow path.
7. Victory Village residents
should pick; up their copies of
the Daily Tar Heel from the
DTH box bocated' near the traf
fic light at the intersection of
Pittsboro Road and Mason Farm
Road.-
8. J; P. Harland will be teach
ing several archaeology courses
during the second session of
summer school. It's ironic that
he should teach Archaeology of
the Bible in Murphey room 111
which gets as hot as the pits of
hell.
9. If you leave the Univer
sity without taking a history
course under the able Dr. Hugh
Lefler, you have missed one of
the better professors in the Uni
versity. There is a touch of ma
gic in his ability to make histo
ry interesting.
10. The Nursary being built in
Victory Village is a much needed
project. The $64 question is
"who knows what is going on re
garding the planned program for
next year?"
11. There is a much seen fe
male around campus who would
or perhaps it should be, could,
give Marilyn Monroe a good race
for figures or bust. We don't
know her name but in such a
contest names wouldn't be im
portant to the judges.
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