STAFF 1IEETING3
3:15, 3:45 O'CLOCK
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STAFF MEETINGS
3:15, 3:43 O'CLOCK
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200 STUDENTS TO
, RECEIVE BENEFIT
Mor,i CWA WORII
Work Will Begin as Soon as Uni
versity Can Get Authoriza
tion to Use CWA Money.
PENN STATERS WORKING
There will be plenty of jobs
for self-help students as soon
as the University can get au
thorization to use CWA money,
according" to a statement from
the Y. M. C. A. yesterday.
There is still hope, it was said,
that approval for the work
would be obtained before the
final examinations are over.
If properly allotted, enough
work will be provided to use
about 200 students. The com
mittee in charge has redoubled
its efforts and authorities are
still' working with the CWA of
fice at Raleigh to get a plan
arranged.
Penn State Students WTork
The nearest so far that has
come to definite encouragement
is that Penn State i3 working
600 self-help students part time
on CWA money. Other colleges
are doing the same to a greater
or lesser degree.
Local students who think they
are qualified and need the work
should complete their registra
tion at once. Application blanks,
which may be obtained at the
office of Edwin S. Lanier, chair
man of the self-help committee,
must be filled out by students
desiring employment!, ' :
SCIENCE SOCIETY
TO MEET TONIGHT
Will Be 348th Meeting; J. M.
Valentine and T. F. Hicker
son Will Present Papers.
The Elisha Mitchell Scien
tific society will Jiold its 348th
meeting tonight at 7 :30 o'clock
in Phillips hall. J. M. Valen
tine will speak on "Environ
mental Response and Evolution
in Ground Beetles (Carabidae),
and T. F. Hickerson will pre
sent a paper on "Continuous
Beams and Frames: A New
Method of Analysis.
Valentine has made an exten
sive study of the beetle and has
traveled extensively in making
a collection of these insects. He
spent last year traveling over
Europe and parts of northern
Africa in following his study,
and made special studies in mu
seums in London, Madrid, and
Paris. He has spent a great
deal of time wandering through
the caves of the eastern United
States in collecting species of
blind beetle.
Hickerson's address will be a
report on research that he has
been carrying on for the last six
years concerning stress on con
tinuous structures. He has suc
ceeded in simplifying compli
cated formulas that have hither
to made calculations on this type
of structure extremely difficult
His most recent study has con
cerned stress on tall buildings
under wind loads. Hickerson
has compiled a book on the sub
ject which will probably come
off the press about January 1.
P. U. Board Meeting
There will be a meeting of the
P. U. board this morning at
10:30 o'clock in Bingham hall.
AH members are urged by Presi
dent Eddleman to attend.
Lipscomb Announces
Executive Committee
Nate Lipscomb, president of
the freshman class, announced
yesterday the appointment of
34 members to the first-year
executive committee. The group
will meet tomorrow night in
Graham Memorial.
Those named were : Randolph
Rowland, chairman, J. W. Dan
iels, Bill Dowling, Walter S.
Burnette, Jerry Kissner, Ellison
McMillan, James Boone, Carl
Sommer, Reed Sarratt, Julian
Warren, Coletrane Fuller, Jack
Cooperstein, C. W. Flynt, C. W.
Russ, Phillip Kind.
Ed Kahn, William S. Credle,
I. J. Lovitt, Bflly Parker, Ed
Ireland, John Elmendorf, Gas
ton Lee Meekins, Eileen Mable
Smith; Margaret Gillespie, Roy
Thomas, John Kendriek, John
Eddleman, Eugene Whitaker,
Francis McKendry, John Cling
man, J. W. Gilliam, Guy Flet
cher, George MacFarland, and
Ritchie WalL
L2ob Hole In Lewis
.AO iranisn-Koobers .Or Traffic Sign
o
Pair of Adventurous, Acquisitive Students Come to Grief at Hands
Of Self-Styled Official and Dormitory Practical Jokers
For Removing Speed Limit Sign-Post.
Midnight, quivering from
Sunday to Monday, found two
lads in the middle of a group of
Lewis dorm occupants stewing
and stammering as they shifted
feverish glances over the accusing-fingers
pointed in their di
rection. They gradually brought
forth a sign which read : TWEN
TY MILES PER HOUR. The
group of students crumpled in
gutteral laughter as the two
groping figures melted into the
darkness with the sign hoisted
inconspiciously over their
shoulders.
As they trudged along tow
ard Carrboro, the tallest fel
low, his plump cheeks puffing
out disgustedly under the weight
of the eight-foot-tall post,
mourned the questionable na
ture of his future peace on
Carolina campus. At the same
time, he was sympathetic with
his be-spectacled roommate;
neither of them particularly en
joyed giving up the souvenir
post.
, Bad, Bold Plot
As the clock struck 12:30 a.
m., Lewis dorm occupants sat
huddled together discussing the
amateur thieves who had made
off with the post. .Punctuating
their suggestions with loud
laughter, they plotted. They
went over meticulously the se
quence of events. They recalled
the careful manipulation of the
freshman-like boys who had
dragged in the broken-down
sign; they also recalled the lazy
fright exhibited by the tall boy
when the pranksters decided to
exasperate him with threats that
the student government had sus
pected the wicked deed, or the
ruffled superiority of the other
when a bogus-student govern
ment representative appeared to
assist ofiicially in his tortue.
Both agreed immediately to co
operate in returning the post.
The plot thickened.
Relieved by the fact that the
post had been properly and dis
creetly replaced, the two night
owls confidently faced a solemn
group. One of the plotters
stormed out, "But suppose that
the student government official
doesn't know that you have re
turned the post and it gets stolen
CHAPEL HILL,
Greensboro Paper
2o Attempt To
As a sequel to the dismissal
of "Chuck" Collins as football
coach here, "the next drive at
Chapel Hill will be against
President Frank Porter Gra
ham .. . in the campaign to
make a great university by first
building big football teams,"
states an article appearing in
the Greensboro Daily News yes
terday. 'Nevertheless, in clearing out
Collins, the story continues,
"the protestants have negoti
ated only their first hurdle.
Their next and much more seri
ous is Frank Graham . . . He has
never been able to see the 'spir
itual quality of subsidized ath
letes f i
"Then there is the student
loan fund ... but Mr. Graham
isn't advocating a raid on it for
athletes."
According to the account, it
will be easy enough to get a good
coach here, but he will be "dis
Dormitory. Used"
in the night I You would prob
ably get suspended regardless."
Both culprits paled and exhi
bited renewed nervousness of
eyes and arms. "What shall we
do?" they pleaded; "Call up the
official and tell him that you
have returned the post. That is
the only way out, spoke another
voice, darkly. "Right," they
chorused more cheerfully, stum
bling across each other on the
way to a telephone.
Trickster Tricked
The pseudo-student govern
ment official, at last no longer
enjoying his bogus-role in the
prank sent a sleepy, enraged
"Hello over the telephone and
continued with a series of un
steady, uncomplimentary, and
unprintable remarks. The un
happy boys drooping listened at
a vacant receiver, and then went
back toward the room, lonely
without its fat signboard. While
they were tucking themselves
between the sheets, someone yell
ed for them importantly. As
the sign-stealers faces looked
out into the hall inquiringly,
through the opened door rush
ed a small flood of icy water.
An oversized bucket had been
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ADVANCE ENGLISH
CLASS SCHEDULED
English 52, Under Dr. Howell, to Be
Conducted Next Qtiarter.
The English department has
called attention to the fact that
English 52, a course in advanced
expository writing under Dr. A.
C. Howell which was omitted by
mistake from the University
catalog, will be found listed in
the printed schedule for the win
ter quarter.
The course, which is distin
guished from that taught by
Phillips Russell in that there is
no attempt to do imaginative
writing, is designed for students
who desire directed practice in
writing and do not aspire to do
professional work.
It aims to develop clear, co
gent, and direct expression in
the discussion of problems and
topics of everyday interest.
It is to be scheduled for 9:30
o'clock.
N. C, TUESDAY, DECET.IBEI 12, 19 33
Says Alumni
Oust Graham Next
advantaged by the policy of the
University president. "Presi
dent Graham does not appear to
be a man who will change. Ques
tion: Can those downtrodden
and patriotic alumni who have
ousted Collins, change or oust
Grahamr5 V;.;vv-;
The story concludes with this
"prophecy" that "the real trou
ble at the University is that it
isn't 'putting up for its ath
letes. It isn't putting football
first. It may be necessary, in
order to get an ideal football
coach, to warm up a new aca
demic coach. It remains to be
seen whether Dr. Graham will
take the risk of putting out a
few more just fair football
teams."
As far as could be ascertained
yesterday by the Daily Tae
Heel, no such action as the
News describes is under way
and is not likely to be consider
ed. 1 - . .
BARNES REPRESENTS
UNION AT CONVENTION
Harper Barnes, president of
the student body, returned Sun
day from Columbus, Ohio, where
he represented Graham Memo
rial, University union, at the
Association of Student Unions
meeting.
At the gathering, Barnes was
elected delegate from the asso
ciation to the convention of the
National Student Federation of
America at Washington during
the Christmas holidays.
GLEE CLUB WILL
OFFERPROGRAM
Campus Presentations Initiate
New Policy of Organization;
Will Be Secand Program.
The University Glee club, un
der the direction of H. Grady
Miller, will sing in Hill Music
hall this evening at 8:30 o'clock,
o'clock.
This is the second program
of the Glee club this fall, the
first being given at Meredith
College in Raleigh. It also initi
ates a new polky on the part of
the club, to give one concert on
the campus each quarter with
out charge.
An important feature in the
club's past history to be revived
in this concert is the inclusion of
Negro spirituals. Under the di
rection of Paul J. Weaver, form
er head of the music department,
the Glee club attained consider
able fame in the singing of these
songs.
The program of the Glee club
is as follows: sacred group:
"Now Let Every4 Tongue Adore
Thee," by Bach; "With Heart
Uplifted," by Schvedov; "Hymn
of the Pilgrims, by MacDowell.
Russian group : "At Father's
Door," Moussorgsky ; "The Song
of the Cudgel" and "Fireflies,"
folk songs.
Songs of the southern Negro :
"Swing Low," "O Mary Don't
You Weep," "Couldn't Hear No
body Pray," and "Toll de Bell
Angel," arranged by P. J. Wea
ver; and "Ma Little Banjo," by
Dichmont.
Miscellaneous songs : "Moor
ish Serenade," by Protheroe;
"Qallway Pipes," Irish folk
ong; "Ashes of Roses," by
Wolfe; "The Chorus of Camel
Drivers," Franck; and "The
Reapers Song," a Bohemian folk
song.
Sophs Will Meet to
Vote for Secretary
The sophomore class will meet
tomorrow morning in Gerrard
hall at 10:30 o'clock for about
five minutes for the purpose of
electing a class secretary.
This will be a run-off election.
Last week no one man received
a majority of the class votes,
but Phillips Russell and Billy
Yandell were the two highest
men in the polling.
All members of the class are
urged to vote. Last week only
about one half of the class voted.
Tomorrow the class will vote
for one man, Billy Yandell or
Phillips Russell. Vance Young
was elected last spring but failed
to return to school.
STUDENTS START
REGISMNGNOW
Juniors, Seniors, and Grad Stu
dents with Names Beginning
A Through Z Register.
Registration for the winter
quarter will start today and will
be held in the offices of the deans
of the various departments.
The following are scheduled
to register today: juniors, sen
iors, and graduate students
whose names begin with A
through K; pharmacy students;
and sophomore engineering stu
dents. The engineers will reg
ister in 301 Phillips hall and the
other students will register in
the offices of their deans.
All students must secure per
mits to register from the office
of the University registrar " in
South building before attempt
ing to register.
Juniors and seniors in the col
lege of liberal arts who have ma
jors must consult the heads of
their major department for a
program of studies which is to
be presented at registration.
Students in the school of edu
cation must see Dr. N. W.
Walker for their program and
then must register in the office
of Dean A. W. Hobbs in South
building.
Class probation for a period
of one month for each day's de
lay and a fee of $5.00 will be
the punishment for students
resident at the University in the
fall quarter who fail to register
at the proper time. No excuses
are excepted.
KOCH'S READING
WELL ATTENDED
I Capcaity Audience Hears "ProST
Giye Presentation.
Professor Frederick H. Koch
read Dickens "The Christmas
Carol" Sunday night in Memo
rial hall to a capacity audience.
Students, townspeople, and
many persons from nearby cities
attended the 28th anniversary
of Koch's Christmas reading.
Between the four staves or
chapters of the story Christmas
carols were sung by Mr. and
Mrs. George Lawrence and Dr.
and Mrs. G. A. Harrer. An at
tractive scene of fir trees illumi
nated by indirect lighting was
arranged by Samuel Selden, as
sociate director of the Play
makers. The German nativity play pre
sented Sunday afternoon by the
Playmakers under the direction
of Dr. Meno Spann also played
to a full house. A silver offer
iag was taken to - defray ex
penses and ah amount of money
above that needed for the ex
penses was donated to charity.
NUMBER 67
FiITO-TERM EXAMS.
p
I.E1NDATI0N
TO BE CONSIDERED
Administration Board of Student
Welfare Submits Suggestion
To President Graham.
SUGGEST EXAM SCHEDULE
The recommendation that
there be a specific schedule for
mid-term examinations was
made yesterday to President
Graham by the Administration
Board of the Division of Student
welfare, which met at noon yes
terday. The recommendation about
mid-terms took the form of the
plan submitted by the Student
Advisory board last month
which is as follows : "Be it
recommended by this group
that whatever mid-term quizzes
be given, be: First, held within
one week, designated! by the
faculty. Second that such quiz
zes be given as follows: 8:30
classes on Monday; 9:30 classes
on Tuesday; 11:00 classes on
Wednesday; 12:00 v classes on
Thursday; and 2:00 to 4:00
classes on Friday and Saturday.
"Third, that the regular class
sessions be held during the par
ticular week as usual; and that
these classes must be met, an
unexcused absence drawing pro
bation for tiie remainder of the
quarter." T
The recommendation was al
so submitted to President Gra
ham by the board that unem
ployed women teachers and wo
men here for special training in
nursing be allowed to room in
Graham dormitory.
THREE STUDENTS
IN LAW PLEDGE
Mayne Albright, Frank Parker,
And Franklin Clark Are New
Phi Delta Phi Pledges.
The North Carolina (Vance)
Inn of Phi Delta Phi, interna
tional legal fraternity, yesterday
announced the pledging of three
men from the first-year law
class.
Those pledged are: Mayne Al
bright, Raleigh; Frank Parker,
Asheville; and Frank Clark,
Fayetteville.
The selection of these men was
based on their outstanding scho
lastic records during the past
sumer session of the law school
in addition to their mid-term
examinations.
Clark and Parker were recent
ly selected as participants in the
mock trials to be conducted in
which the Daily Tab Heel is to
be a defendant in a libel action
brought by Clark:
Albright, due" to his present
occupation as manager of Gra
ham Memorial, is only taking
limited work in the law school.
Phi Delta Phi is the only legal
fraternity now in the Universi
ty. It will sponsor the mock
trials this year as has been its
habit in the past. It will also
sponsor a series of talks by out
standing lawyers of this state.
John J. Parker, judge of the
fourth circuit court of appeals
will be one of the speakers.
Co-ed Fresh
There will be a meeting of the
co-ed members of the freshman
class today at 4 :30 o'clock in
the Woman's association room
in Graham Memorial. All mem
bers are urged to attend. ,
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